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Yin Panda Instruction Manual

Welcome to use Yin Panda, the product of Nidanyolk Company.The company follows the no-three-guarantee policy of no repair, no replacement, and no refund. Therefore, if you fail to follow the instructions and cause various property and emotional losses, the company will not be responsible.

Product introduction——

Yin Panda is one of the product series independently developed by our company.Perfect appearance, powerful function, easy to use, safe and reliable.This series includes the following three models.

1 Yin panda juvenile version: innocent and cute, hardworking and lively, it also has the shape of a panda dumpling, which can be rubbed and teased.Suitable for cultivating enthusiasts. (Of course, if you accidentally get it wrong, the company will not be responsible. In order to avoid such a tragedy, it is recommended that you purchase the company's products Yin Hanzi and Ruan Mozhi in stages to upgrade this product. Note, please do not use Yin Hanzi and Ruan Mozhi to upgrade this product. At the same time, upgrade activities will be carried out, otherwise it may lead to Yin Hanzi's pursuit of Ruan Mozhi, if the two are not isolated in time, it will further lead to the incident of Yin Panda running away from home, or Ruan Mozhi's plan to destroy the family.)

2 Yin Panda Young Master Edition: Cold on the outside and hot on the inside, with great potential.It also has the shape of a panda pillow, which can be ridden or overwhelmed. (Note that this model is extremely poorly compatible with our company’s Juyu non-compatibility. If you use Yin Panda and Ju Yufei in the same space, Juyu will be stabbed to death by random arrows, or Yin Panda will be dissected. If you Be sure to use Yin Panda and Juyufei at the same time. It is strongly recommended that you buy our company’s product Ruan Mozhi. In the event of this product, there will be no fatal conflict between Yin Panda and Juyufei.)

3 Yin Panda Master Edition: The strength is against the sky, mature and stable.It has various forms of pandas, which can be big or small, and can be hugged or ridden. (Attention, if this model appears in the same space as our company's product Yin Hanzi, it will cause Yin Hanzi to soar. If you must use Yin Panda and Yin Hanzi at the same time, it is strongly recommended that you buy our company's product Ruan Erchu and adjust it to a poisoned state However, due to the problem of manufacturing materials, the service life of the Ruan Erdu is extremely short. Once the product Ruan Erdu is scrapped or recovered, Yin Hanzi will still soar.)

Product parameters——

Product Name: Yin Panda

Traits: A male human with a heaven-defying physique and appearance

Main ingredients: pure Yang constitution, Tianling root, Pixiu soul, protein, fat, blood cells, collagen fibers, calcium, phosphorus...

Operating system: Chinese

Production company: thatched house company next door to the imperial palace (please don’t ignore the word “grass” in the middle of “mao” and “house”, thank you)

Production address: Hunyuanzong, Panlong Mountain, Yuanchen Continent

Lifespan: undecided (in principle, the user will definitely not survive him.)

Install and activate——

1 When you receive your Yin Panda, he should be in human form, fully clothed, fully packaged, and self-defense.Therefore, please do not continue to disassemble the clothes after unpacking the box. If any bloodshed occurs, the company will be exempted from all responsibilities.Friendly reminder: If you bought the Yin Panda Baby Edition, you can try to disassemble the clothes. If the product turns into a panda dumpling with a pop, don’t be nervous. This is a normal phenomenon. Leave it alone for eight to 24 hours. The product will return to human form again.But please don't take such actions frequently, otherwise it will lead to bad results such as panda hair blowing and running away from home.

2 After taking Yin Panda out of the packing box, you only need to read the activation password in standard Mandarin - "Egg yolk is the main attack" to activate it successfully.Friendly reminder: If you buy this product through informal channels, it may cause the "glass heart of muddy egg yolk" virus that comes with the product, causing the product to crash.

Features--

1 Bodyguard thugs, the powerful force value setting of this product will become the best security guarantee for you and your family, and in some cases, it can also become the best tool for you to use violence to solve problems, you know~

2 Immortal Cultivation Instructor, this product has a large amount of immortal cultivation materials built in, it will be your best mentor and helper in cultivating immortals, but please do not expose the limitations of your IQ or physique during this period.Once Yin Panda classifies you as a group of ants, it will take a policy of ignoring you.

3 Adorable pet guardian, the panda form of this product has various functions of selling cuteness, healing, housekeeping, nursing home, riding, and playing. It is the best companion for your life.

4 Money-making assistant, the outstanding performance of this product determines that no matter which industry it is engaged in, it will definitely achieve good results. If you give this product full freedom, it will give you a high-income gang and make Dan for you on a regular basis. Best-selling products such as medicine, talisman and magic weapon.

Note: Although Yin Panda is a product with complete masculine functions, please do not try to develop a super-friendship relationship with it. At least you will be despised and attacked by it, and at worst you will be treated humanely by it.Of course, if you are more confident than our company's product Ruan Mozhi in fooling innocent teenagers, you can try it.The company is still not responsible for all tragedies caused by this.

Precautions--

1 It is forbidden to bully the company's Ruan Mozhi series products in front of this product, otherwise it will cause serious threats to your personal safety.

2 Please do not molest any products of this series in front of Yin Hanzi, and please do not harass and molest any products except Yin Panda Juvenile Edition in front of Ruan Mozhi, otherwise you will be lucky enough to experience one hundred and one ways to die.

3 When using this product, please pick up your integrity, stabilize your lower limit, and live in harmony with it to ensure the safety of your life.

4 For the safety of other people's life and property, please do not use this product near Momen and Nanfeng Building.

5 Please do not try to combine Yin Hanzi X Yin Panda, Yin Panda X Juyu, Long Jingqian X Yin Panda and other wonderful CPs in private.Otherwise... trust me, you won't want to know what happened.

6 If the product is abnormal during use, it is normal, please ask for blessings, the goods leave the factory, and will not be returned or exchanged.However, if you purchase the product of our company at the same time, the failure rate of this product will be greatly reduced.So, guest officer, why don't you give it a shot?

Care and maintenance——

1 This product has a self-cleaning function and does not need your help to clean it.If you have purchased the company's product Ruan Mozhi at the same time, you can ask Ruan Mozhi to help Yin Panda with cleaning work.If you are interested in the specific situation of two people in the bathroom, Gongxingji will be your best choice.

2 This product needs to eat just like you, but please don’t think that it is a panda that will definitely like to eat bamboo. If he is dissatisfied with the food you feed, it is recommended that you buy our company’s products at the same time. Give you and your Yin Panda an extraordinary enjoyment.

3 Except for the juvenile version, this product basically does not require sleep.However, if you have purchased Ruan Mozhi at the same time, please do not discuss the necessity of sleep with them, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences.

4 After using the product, it is recommended that you praise his work results. Although he will not respond to your praise on the surface, it will greatly improve his subsequent work efficiency.

Analysis of common problems——

1 Why does my baby Yin Panda climb to the roof whenever he is free, and look at the gate of the community in silence?

Has this product been with Ruan Mozhi in the near future, and is he separating from Ruan Mozhi?Please don't worry, your Yin Panda is normal, as long as you see Ruan Mozhi again, the above conditions will disappear.

2 I asked my baby Yin Panda to go out to play, why did he come back soon and look very unhappy?

You can solve this problem by replying to your family Yin Panda with the following content-"Xiao Xun, when did you ever see the Canglong and the reptiles? You are different from them. Look down on them, not play with them. Those guys who are weaker than you are ants, and ants are not worth your condescension to pay attention to."

3 My Panda Yin disappeared, but I just asked him to go out to make soy sauce, but he never returned.

Please confirm whether a product named Ruan Mozhi has appeared within a hundred miles of your home. If so, congratulations. Soon, your Yin Panda will take the initiative to go home and bring back a Ruan Mozhi to ask for a partner.

Please confirm whether a product named Juyufei has appeared within a hundred miles of your home. If so, please feel sorry for it. If your Yin Panda has not returned after one month, you may consider buying another one.

4 When I was watching porn at home, I was bumped into by Panda Yin accidentally. Wouldn't it have any bad influence on him?

Rest assured, it won't have any ill effects on him.Because this product has been tested in this regard when it was manufactured.

5 Why does my Yin Panda always watch the biophysical chemistry at home, and read some terrible nursery rhymes to me with a smile?

I am sorry to tell you that what you bought is a Juyu. For your personal safety, I suggest you buy the Mozun version of Long Jingqian as soon as possible to prevent accidents.

6 Why does my Yin Panda have no expression, but always looks indifferent.

Under normal conditions, Yin Panda always has such an expression.Unless you put Ruan Mozhi in front of him.

7Can I assign a girlfriend or boyfriend to Yin Panda?

Yes, but you need Yin Panda's own consent, and you are sure to escape Ruan Mozhi's murder.

8 Why did my Yin Panda and Ruan Mozhi both disappear?

Did you reject the request of the two to become a Taoist couple?Please publish an apology in the newspaper immediately, and express your agreement to the pairing of the two, otherwise you can only be ready to re-purchase these two products.

9Can I buy one of each of the three Yin Panda series products to play with?

Yes, but if you buy Ruan Mozhi at the same time, no matter how many you buy, it will definitely cause a battle among these three products. During the battle, it will continue to cause immeasurable damage to your property.

10 Why Yin Panda can't play music, dance, cook, or even tell bedtime stories. What's the use of buying it?

Abduct for you a Ruan Mozhi who can play music, dance, cook, and is perfectly qualified to be a bedtime storyteller.