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At the back door of the university, a young man wearing a cheap T-shirt squatted on the side of the road. A large plastic sheet was spread in front of him, and various pirated CDs were neatly arranged on it like poker spread out diagonally. From anime to movies, From variety shows to serial dramas, it seems to cover everything.

The sun was shining, and the sweaty young man looked at the sun, narrowed his eyes slightly, showed a soft smile, and silently made a pun——

day!

"Boss, do you have any dishes?" A middle-aged man with slender eyes came forward with a meaningful smile.

The young man understood it, stood up and greeted him: "Yes, they are all the latest movies. I have everything you want from European, American, and Japanese live-action animations. I have a full set of Mr. Cang's works, the Tram Idiot series, and classic AV clips. Collection - "The Girl We Downloaded Together in Those Years", handsome guy, do you want it?"

The middle-aged man licked his lips: "How much?"

The young man held up three fingers: "Seeing that you are a knowledgeable person, I don't call those fake ones, 31 cards, cheap?"

"It's not cheap." The middle-aged man shook his head and said honestly.

The young man smiled helplessly: "Brother, do you think this is an ordinary dish, you can choose it for five yuan? People in our business are really earning money from selling cabbage, with the heart of selling white powder, at least 28, really can't less."

"Then I'll play the latest version of Tram Crazy, and then "The Girl We Downloaded Together in Those Years." The middle-aged man thought for a while, then nodded.

"Okay." The young man smiled and took out a few discs from the schoolbag beside him, and handed them to the other party.The plates were all wrapped in plastic paper. The surface of the plate was smooth, and the contents could not be seen, except for a few letters written on the corner of the plastic paper.

The middle-aged man put the dish in his pocket, paid the money and left.

"It's such a big bag... Now that the inspection is so strict, Xiao Ruan, you are too courageous." The uncle who sold fruit at the side tilted his head and glanced into the bag, gasping for air.

The young man called Xiao Ruan gently pulled up the bag, and replied with a smile: "It is only when others dare not sell it that I can make money by selling it."

It seemed that in order to verify Xiao Ruan's words, after a while, another young man with a rather wretched appearance came.

The wretched young man showed a smile that men can understand: "Boss, do you have a disc?"

"Yes, aren't these all discs?" Xiao Ruan pointed at the pirated disc in front of her with a pure face.

"I mean that kind of dish, you know~" the wretched young man whispered.

"Oh, you mean pornography?"

The wretched young man nodded sharply.

Xiao Ruan shook her head apologetically: "I'm sorry, I never sell this here. In fact, these discs are quite beautiful, and the latest blockbuster movies are all here."

The wretched young man looked disappointed, and his eyes swept across the stall.

Seeing the wretched young man staring at the schoolbag beside him, Xiao Ruan took the initiative to open the bag and asked with a smile, "I still sell blank CDs here, and you can engrave them yourself. Do you want two?"

The wretched young man glanced at the disc in his bag and left without interest.

"Xiao Ruan, what did you do just now..." the fruit seller waited for the wretched young man to walk away, and asked impatiently.

"He's that..." Xiao Ruan made a salute gesture cryptically.

The uncle selling fruit admired: "How did you see that?"

Xiao Ruan smiled: "I went to the bureau to recognize faces, as long as they are from our district, I can recognize them."

The uncle who sold the fruit praised: "You are so smart! No other plate sellers have thought of that."

"If you want to be a mouse, you can't know the cat first." Xiao Ruan scratched her head and smiled shyly: "They didn't expect that it might be because they were guilty of being a thief and dared not wander in the game."

"The city management is here!" Suddenly someone not far away exclaimed in alarm.

"Crash a ghost! Why did you come at this time!" The uncle, who was caught off guard by the sudden attack of the urban management, jumped onto the tricycle carrying fruit, and ran away like his butt was on fire.

Xiao Ruan, who had no means of escape, was methodical. He quickly reached out, grabbed one end of the plastic sheet, and pulled it.The plates were originally spread out on top of each other like poker cards, but when they were moved by the plastic sheet, they became heavy one by one in an instant, and stacked neatly into several stacks.Xiao Ruan grabbed the corner of the plastic sheet with both hands, tightened it, and tied it.

It took less than two seconds for a pile of dishes to be collected neatly and cleanly.

Groups of small vendors, regardless of whether he has a car or not, are like a herd of grass and mud horses on the Mahle Gobi, galloping and whizzing by on the road in front of Xiao Ruan.

Xiao Ruan, who had finished packing, did not immediately turn into a member of the grass-mud horse. He took out a large plastic bag with "XX Stationery Store" printed on it from his schoolbag, and stuffed the plate wrapped in plastic cloth into it.Then he put on his schoolbag, guarded the bag, and unhurriedly took out his mobile phone.

One minute later, the city management came to Xiao Ruan.

Xiao Ruan continued to hold the mobile phone as if he hadn't seen it, and said with a sad face: "Squad leader, let me buy everything alone, you don't want me to move upstairs alone? You can do it I need to call someone to help move it down...I'm at the back door of the school...well, I'll wait for you..."

At this time, Xiao Ruan seemed to be a hard-working college student who was enslaved by the class committee, so the urban management officer was miserably deceived, let this cunning mouse go, and turned his attention to other short-legged peddlers who had no time to run away.

After the urban management was far away, Xiao Ruan slowly walked towards the den of thieves with his pockets and schoolbag on his back.

"Why is it so early today?" Xiao Ruan just walked to the door when the landlady found him.

"Surprise inspection by the city management." Xiao Ruan smiled at the aunt: "I'll just come back."

The aunt snorted: "I told you to find a serious job earlier. Is it fun to be kicked out like a dog every day?"

Xiao Ruan continued to laugh with a good temper: "There is a classic line in Hong Kong movies, 'The most important thing to be a human being is to be happy.' I think that as long as you are happy, no matter what you do is fun."

The aunt curled her lips: "Yes, it's not fun for you to sell those kinds of dishes behind the school and poison young people?"

"Don't say that." Xiao Ruan scratched her head embarrassingly: "When the newly engraved ones on hand are sold out, I will go back to my hometown to get married, and I will never poison teenagers again."

Seeing that the unscrupulous traders got lost and found their way back, the aunt nodded in relief and went back to the house.

Ten minutes later, Xiao Ruan curled up in her own bed, and fell asleep beautifully with the good wish of returning to her hometown... You can't afford to hurt the dedicated peddler who stays up late to carve pornographic discs!

And Xiao Ruan obviously didn't realize at this time that he actually said a total of two classic lines from Hong Kong movies just now, and even accidentally uttered a certain line that must die-"Go back to my hometown and get married".In Hong Kong movies, everyone who said this line, without exception, ushered in the tragic ending of eternal separation between heaven and man.

A lie told a thousand times will become the truth, and a line told ten thousand times will become a spell. A certain unlucky child who uttered misfortune from his mouth just bid farewell to this world forever in his sleep——

wear!cross!up!

Xiao Ruan dodged the police and the city management, but he didn't expect to fall into the hands of Almighty Transmigration.Through the mighty!

Having said that, aren't the people who time travel generally students, abandoned wives, killers, writers and the like?God of time travel, is it really okay for you to throw such a shameless peddler selling pirated pornographic discs to another world?