This World Has Gone Crazy

C City Shenai Hospital, No. 2 Inpatient Department.

Qi Le opened his eyes, and the first thing he saw was the curtains blown by the breeze. The setting sun came in from the window, dyeing the ward a beautiful orange. He looked at the familiar room and couldn't help being a little dazed.

"Xiao Le, you're awake."

A familiar voice suddenly sounded in his ear, showing a hint of surprise, he turned his head and opened his mouth: "Second circle..."

Gu Bai responded and patted his head: "You have been in a coma for three days, but the operation was successful."

Qi Le was surprised: "What operation?" He paused suddenly, and realized that his chest was wrapped in gauze, his mind was blank for a moment, and he looked at him hurriedly, "Which floor is this?"

"606, you lived in this room before the operation, have you forgotten?"

Prayer: "=口="

Holy crap, is he back? !

Gu Bai frowned slightly, then touched him again: "What's wrong?"

"...It's okay," Qi Le came back to his senses, "I had a very long dream, and I met a group of very strange people."

Gu Bai smiled: "Really."

"Zhouzhuang Mengdie..." Qi Le murmured, and asked worriedly, "My body is called Qi Le, not Zheng Xiaoyuan, right?"

Gu Bai gave him a strange look, nodded although he was a little surprised, and then asked: "Who is Zheng Xiaoyuan? Your name in the dream?"

Qi Le wanted to say that you are really smart, but when the words came to his lips, he suddenly thought of something and stared at him: "Before the operation, you said there was one thing to tell me, what is it?"

Gu Bai's expression was a little unnatural for a moment, and he patiently persuaded him: "You just woke up now, I will tell you when you are almost fully recovered."

Little boy, are you afraid that I won't be able to stand it?I already knew what you were thinking a long time ago, Qi Le was terrified in his heart, and weakly raised his arm and patted the back of his hand, gently encouraging: "It's okay, just tell me."

Gu Bai shook his head: "Let's wait a few days."

"No, just say it now," Qi Le grabbed his wrist, "If you don't tell me, my heart is itchy and I feel uncomfortable all over."

Gu Bai fell into silence, hesitated for a long time before opening his mouth: "Before the operation, you said you had never been in a relationship, so I just..."

"I know," Qi Le interrupted, "You asked Xiaoying to come to me in order to fulfill my wish. She doesn't actually like me, she likes you, right?"

Gu Bai was shocked, almost unable to control his expression: "Did she tell you?"

"No, I saw it myself," Qi Le said triumphantly, "How can you hide your tricks from me?"

"...Aren't you angry?"

"Tch, am I such a stingy person?"

"Then I'm relieved," Gu Bosong said angrily, with a slight smile on his lips, "This is what I want to tell you. We are already together now, and I will see her called sister-in-law in the future."

Prayer: "=口="

What the hell are you kidding?The script is not right!

"...Xiao Le?"

"..." Qi Le reacted for a while, unbelievable, "What does it mean to be together?"

Gu Bai looked at him hesitantly: "It's literally."

Qi Le: "..."

Oh damn, he forgot that he was dreaming before!

Gu Bai was full of worry: "...Xiao Le?"

"It's okay," Qi Le forced a smile, "I'm a little tired, I want to sleep for a while."

Gu Bai responded, helped him cover the quilt, got up and left.Qi Le kept looking at his back until he disappeared completely. He pulled the quilt to cover his head. Nima fell asleep and fell asleep. He fell in love with a straight man, and the situation in the dream was completely reversed. How will I live in the days to come!

He was so sad that he couldn't help crying out loud. He opened his eyes as soon as he cried. He cursed in his heart, why did he open his eyes suddenly?He looked around and stood up abruptly: "...What?"

The morning sun was shining brightly, shining a bright light in the ward, surrounded by people, Gu Bai, Ye Shuichuan, Shen Shu, Babyface, Yi Hang, Taoist priest, hot-blooded doctor, Ning Xiao, Wan Lei... There are many scenes Chaos can be as messy as possible. The doctor is holding a small notebook, circling around Yi Hang and the Taoist priest. Wan Lei is standing by the doctor's side, as if wanting to talk to him about his condition. Ning Xiao is standing by and watching without saying a word. Shui Chuan glared angrily at the few people over there, as if he was afraid that they would make the patient rest, but at this moment they saw him get up suddenly, and rushed to surround him with a huff.

Gu Bai has been sitting at the place closest to him, but he didn't know whether this person was Xiao Le or not, so he watched silently with deep eyes. He had promised Xiao Le to wait for him all the time, but he didn't know that this person The main thing is how long to make him wait, one year or two, ten years or 20 years... If the miracle does not happen again, he will live in long pain for the rest of his life, the sun will no longer be there, only the eternal coldness and loneliness will remain.

Ye Shuichuan asked anxiously: "Xiao Yuan, how are you? What's wrong?"

Yi Hang bit his finger and watched silently with the Taoist priest, not sure if his soul had changed.Ning Xiao is still indifferent, with one heart hanging, not knowing if the person she likes is still there.The hot-blooded doctor held a small notebook and stared at him with burning eyes. Wan Lei also looked at him seriously, wondering which personality it is now.

Qi Le got up so violently that his head became dizzy. Looking at these blurred faces, he didn't think that people could be so neat. He was stunned, his right hand clenched his fist, and he hammered on the palm of his left hand with a slap: "Nima again It's just a dream, let me just say, how can there be such nonsense in this world." He lay back slowly, muttering, "You don't exist, none of you exist, disappear, disappear, I have to continue to be sad", Then he pulled the quilt over and turned over to sleep.

Everyone: "..."

Qi Le lay down for five seconds, then suddenly got up: "...What?!" He got up again violently, not only dizzy, but even a little nauseous, and hurriedly lay down on the bedside to retch.

Ye Shuichuan was in a hurry: "Xiaoyuan!"

The nurse just arrived, hurriedly checked, and then looked around for a week: "I told you not to keep so many people, it's too noisy for the patient to rest."

Ye Shuichuan nodded, sent the nurse away, glared again, pointed at the idiot doctor, Erbaiwu and the Taoist priest: "Go out and chat with me, I told you not to quarrel, if Xiaoyuan's condition is serious, I will send you to hell to chat !"

The Taoist priest looked calm, and slowly moved to the side, creating a distance.Yi Hang pointed at the doctor, and weakly defended: "If you drive him away, we won't quarrel."

Ye Shuichuan looked at the doctor, who didn't care about his gaze at all, and rushed to the bed to look at his patient: "Do you know me?"

Qi Le's face turned pale, and he felt his head buzzing, and he couldn't hear his words clearly.Gu Bai wanted to know if this person had changed now, but there were too many people, it was really inconvenient, he frowned slightly, and looked at the time: "It's time for lunch, you go and let him sleep again, what's the matter?" Let’s talk about it when he wakes up.”

Ye Shuichuan had no objection to this, and the orders were dispersed. Before leaving, everyone looked at Qi Le and left with their own thoughts. The single room was instantly quiet.

Qi Le took a few breaths, looked at the only person left, and said weakly: "I had an operation back then, and you said you wanted to tell me one thing, what exactly is it... um..."

Gu Bai didn't wait for him to finish, he got up and pressed him on the bed, bowed his head and kissed, his hanging heart finally calmed down, he didn't dare to kiss for too long, so he let go quickly, and gently hugged him: "You Almost scared me to death."

Qi Le was kissed suddenly, and his injured heart felt a little comforted, but he still couldn't help asking: "Please tell me clearly, what exactly did you want to say?"

Gu Bai kissed him: "Didn't you already know?"

"I don't know!" Qi Le stared.

"It's just that I have been secretly in love with you," Gu Bai put his hand on the bed, looked at him with deep eyes, and then he noticed a little water in the corner of his eye, remembering that his daughter-in-law seemed to wake up from crying just now, he couldn't help stretching out his hand Wipe it off, "Did you have a nightmare?"

"Hmm." Thinking of the scene in the dream, Qi Le was extremely wronged, and narrated it pitifully with a nasal voice.

Gu Bai couldn't laugh or cry, and couldn't help but kiss him: "Good boy, that's a dream."

"……Um."

Gu Bai hugged his wife and didn't want to let go, so he went to bed too: "Fortunately, you haven't changed."

Qi Le was surprised: "What do you mean?"

Gu Bai pinched up some quilt to show him, and saw four large characters written on it: God loves the hospital.

"..." Qi Le said, "Didn't I tell them not to send me here?!"

Gu Bai was helpless: "The police said that you kept talking about God's Love Hospital before you fell into a coma, so they sent you here."

Qi Le: "..."

Gu Bai hugged him and lay down for a while, then got up to buy food, Qi Le was hit with a slight concussion, and he didn't eat much, so he nestled in Gu Bai's arms obediently after the meal: "Where is the third brother?"

"Caught it."

"Well, that police officer saved me, and I'm going to thank him after I'm discharged from the hospital."

"Listen to you."

The two chatted for a while, and suddenly saw the door of the ward opened, and Lu Yanbin was carrying a bag of potato chips and dragging Yi Hang in. Seeing their posture, he couldn't help raising his eyebrows.Gu Bai didn't feel uncomfortable, he calmly got up and leaned against the head of the bed, putting his arms around his wife: "Is it over?"

"Soon." Lu Yanbin replied, the third brother wanted to kill the net and report Yi Hang for embezzling public funds, but the third brother had no evidence, and he had already filled in the money, not to mention Yi Hang's amnesia now, and he has a psychiatric certificate , this matter is easy to settle.

When Yi Hang saw them, he knew that someone hadn't changed, so he hurriedly took his hand, full of emotion: "Brother, it's thanks to you this time."

Lu Yanbin also came over and sat down, looking at Qi Le: "Thank you."

"It's okay." Qi Le smiled, glanced at someone in disgust, and pulled out her hand.

Yi Hang was used to being disgusted by him, so he didn't care at all, and started chatting with them, and a few people suddenly mentioned this matter, Qi Le learned from Lu Yanbin that the third brother used to be very famous, but lost in the gang dispute, just happened to be in despair Met Yi Hang, and Yi Hang was about to steal information, fearing that his life would be in danger if the bridge was demolished by crossing the river, so he asked the third brother and Shunzi to secretly protect his safety. During the chat, the third brother said that he wanted some money to make a comeback, and Yi Hang also wanted some money Going abroad to work alone, the two of them combined together and began to embezzle public funds.

The third brother went to other provinces and didn't get news of Yi Hang, but when he came back, he saw Yi Hang and Lu Yanbin getting together. He felt betrayed by him, and was afraid that he would reveal the matter, so he wanted to kill him, but he failed. They watched him under the terminal and found that he was very different from before. He was probably acting, so he wanted to ask him out to meet him, but he didn't come back, so he kidnapped him.

Qi Le finally understood what had happened, nodded silently, talked about what happened after they were kidnapped, and mentioned that the 200 million was cash, Yi Hang couldn't help interjecting, beaming: "I also contributed, thanks to my acting. "

Lu Yanbin responded lightly, and fed them with potato chips.

Yi Hang opened his mouth to eat it, and said vaguely: "I was still fighting the gangsters with a stick!"

Lu Yanbin nodded and continued feeding.

Gu Bai is very upset when he sees [-]. If it weren’t for him, his wife wouldn’t be in this situation, so he had time to chat outside with Lu Yanbin. His wife was curious about Yu Mingjie’s idea of ​​going to the paradise, so he asked him Ask, so he knew the general meaning, so he told Lu Yanbin that you saved him, it should be settled down, you can add some catalysts, Yu Mingjie's idea is good.After listening quietly, Lu Yanbin thought it made sense, so he went into the house to find his wife.

The two were chatting, and Qi Le was surprised: "Why is the Taoist here?"

"He said that the idea you gave him was so good that all his teachers asked him for advice. He also said that every time he came to you, he had unexpected business deals, so he went to your school to try his luck, and found that you were admitted to the hospital. Yes, here we come, oh, he also said that he is studying alchemy recently, and asked if you want it."

The corner of Qi Le's mouth twitched: "No."

"Then you tell him yourself," Yi Hang picked up a piece of potato chips and crunched them into pieces, "He wanted to recommend it to me, but I didn't want it, the idiot doctor wanted it."

"..." Qi Le's face was full of black lines, and he looked up to see that Gu Bai and Lu Yanbin had returned, and Lu Yanbin pulled Yi Hang: "Let's go back and let him rest."

Yi Hang had no objection, and looked at Qi Le: "Go to sleep, I'll come see you tomorrow."

Qi Le nodded, and she was a little tired. She took a breath just now but suddenly trembled: "I'm going to be discharged from the hospital!"

All three looked at him, Gu Bai said: "Concussion, stay a few days longer."

"No," Qi Le's face turned pale, "You don't even think about where this is, I'm afraid I'll lose my soul after sleeping."

Gu Bai was taken aback, his expression was solemn, and he felt that it made sense: "Then let's transfer to another hospital."

"Ok!"

Yi Hang thought for a while, then asked weakly: "If you do this...does God think you despise him?"

Prayer: "=口="

Gu Bai: "..."

Lu Yanbin: "..."

Qi Le was instantly angry, but Gu Bai narrowed his eyes slightly, obviously upset, Lu Yanbin immediately took his wife home, he had already brought back the inflatable doll, and handed it to him: "I didn't change the voice."

When Yi Hang died, he didn't even have time to look at the goddess. Now holding the box, tears welled up in his eyes, and he hurried to assemble it.Lu Yanbin grabbed him and forced him to turn around, Yi Hang was surprised: "What?"

"let's be together."

Yi Hang's heart trembled. To be honest, after this incident, he found that he couldn't do without this person, but when he thought about this person's ability on the bed, he felt that he might not be able to trust him for life, so he looked at him. Tian: "I'll think about it."

Lu Yanbin took the box and left: "Think carefully."

Yi Hang hugged his thigh immediately: "You are too evil!"

Lu Yanbin was embraced by him, and couldn't hold back any longer. He threw the box and hugged him, and ate a delicious meal on the bed. Afterwards, Yi Hang held the little chrysanthemum, silently assembled the goddess, and then worshiped and watched, wishing to give it to others burn incense.Lu Yanbin stared for a while, and realized that he was ignored, so he stood in front of the goddess: "How long do you have to think about it?"

Yi Hang rubbed his sore waist, snorted, and ignored him.

Lu Yanbin deeply felt that he needed to use a catalyst, so he took him to play in the park, and asked Yi Hang to close his eyes. Yi Hang looked at him suspiciously: "What do you want?"

Lu Yanbin calmly ordered: "Close your eyes, or I will change the voice for your goddess."

Yi Hang closed immediately, feeling his eyes were wrapped in a cloth, and he was pulling him forward, stumbling all the way, and finally he didn't know where he was. He heard the man say he was hugging him, so he stretched out his arms and hugged him, and then he felt someone pretending to be on his body. Things, even more surprised: "Is it all right?"

Lu Yanbin looked down, "Okay."

Yi Hang took off the blindfold and found himself standing at an altitude of 50 meters, his expression cracked instantly: "=口=!!!"

"Big brother, wait..." Yi Hang's voice trembled, and the two of them were pushed down before they finished speaking, and his body flew down, and he went crazy instantly: "Oh my god——" The falling The process was particularly fast. From birth to death, the only thing he could do was hug the person in front of him tightly, as if there were only two of them left in this world. He felt the arms around his waist tightening, and their bodies fit closer together. As he got closer, he suddenly felt a sense of security.

There is a lake under the cliff. After being put into the boat, Yi Hang was still trembling, hugged Lu Yanbin, heartbroken: "I told you that those friends are unreliable, why didn't you listen?!"

Lu Yanbin pinched his chin: "Do you feel safe from me?"

"..." Yi Hang patted his hand off, "Dream!"

"That's not enough dancing."

Yi Hang rushed over immediately: "Brother, stop playing, do you want to play me to death?"

"Then let's be together."

Yi Hang instantly resigned to his fate: "Okay, don't bother."

Lu Yanbin was shocked and hugged him tightly.Yi Hang was hugged by him, and the two went ashore together, he murmured for a while: "Were you scared just now?"

"Ah."

Afraid you still play?Yi Hang burst into tears, is it really okay for Nima to live with this Martian thinking person in the future? !

Lu Yanbin finally got his wife, he was overjoyed, hurriedly took him home, put him on the bed and ate.

Because of the words of a certain Erbaiwu, Qi Le was afraid that God would think that he disliked him. After all, he did not transfer to another hospital. Instead, he continued to live in trembling, and then reassured himself that he had lived in it before.

When Ning Xiao entered the door, he saw him sitting pitifully on the bed, and couldn't help raising his eyebrows: "Just you? Where's Gu Bai?"

"……Attend class."

Ning Xiao nodded, walked to the chair beside the bed and sat down: "How is your body?"

"It's almost ready," Qi Le leaned against the head of the bed, thinking of the previous confession, he thought it would be better to say it clearly, "Then what... what you said before..."

"Well, I love you."

The corner of Qi Le's mouth twitched: "I don't like you."

"I know," Ning Xiao said clearly, "I'm not going to back down."

Qi Le immediately became vigilant: "What do you want to do? Fight Gu Bai?"

Ning Xiao was silent for a moment, then looked at him: "In your eyes, do I seem to be someone who would do such a stupid thing?"

Qi Le thought for a while: "That's not true, what do you think? Just tell me you like me?"

"Ah."

Qi Le twitched the corners of his mouth, this person is still the same, if you like it, you like it, if you don’t like it, you don’t like it, he was about to speak when he heard him continue: "If you need any help in the future, just come to me, if you and Gu Bai are separated , I will chase you without hesitation."

"We won't divide."

Ning Xiao's expression remained the same, he did not continue this topic, but chatted about other things. During the period, he served him tea, washed the fruit, and thoughtfully peeled the skin.Qi Le was startled with goose bumps at first, and then slowly got used to it, thinking that if this person could find someone he really likes again, it wouldn't be so hateful.

Ning Xiao didn't stay for long, and left soon. He has never been the type who likes to pester.Qi Le took a look at his background, and guessed that this person would be a friend who could chat occasionally in the future, so she couldn't help but stop him.Ning Xiao stood still and turned around.

Qi Le thought for a while: "Sorry." Emotionally, he couldn't replace Zheng Xiaoyuan to say this to Wan Lei, but he could say it to someone who likes him.

Ning Xiao was silent for a moment: "It's okay."

Qi Le watched him walk away, then turned his gaze back, the phoenix tree outside the window was picked up by the breeze, making a rattling sound.

The hot-blooded doctor often ran to this side by taking advantage of the favorable location, and wanted to treat him. Qi Le made nonsense and said that he felt different, as if his body was relaxed and reborn.The doctor was shocked, and began to think about the loss of personality, and then wept excitedly, pinching the tissue that Yu Mingjie handed over, choked up and said that maybe he was cured.Qi Le was happy, and felt that this idiot was getting easier to deal with, and it was estimated that he would soon be able to get rid of him, and then get rid of Wan Lei.

Thinking of Wan Lei, he couldn't help sighing, some people may not be right to meet, such as Zheng Xiaoyuan and Ning Xiao, such as Wan Lei and Zheng Xiaoyuan, even more like Ning Xiao and him, but life is so long, there will always be someone waiting in the future You, from now on, support each other, go through ups and downs, and live a hundred years of life.

The [-]th holiday is approaching, Qi Le and Gu Bai wanted to find an excuse to hide it from their parents, but unexpectedly, Qi father, Qi mother, and Qi brother suddenly killed him. To Ye Shuichuan, the latter happened to turn on the phone again, and answered it directly, and when they heard that it was a distant relative, they informed them of the process, and the few people turned pale with fright, and hurried to the hospital, praying for his father to pinch his shoulder and look up and down: "My son, are you okay? Are you going to scare Dad to death?"

"..." Qi Le said, "I'm very, very good..."

Qi Le hurriedly comforted Gu Bo to settle down the family. After listening to the story, the father prayed, and while lamenting how smart his son was, he threatened to ask Erbaiwu to settle the score. As a result, Erbai heard that the original owner had a house in the country, and he was happy with him The man of the family went to find the money, but it is unknown if he could find it, but luckily he escaped.

Because of this sudden incident, Qi father and mother spent the holiday in C city before leaving. Qi Le continued to be hospitalized, and during this period, he had to deal with Ye Shuichuan, Shen Shu, Babyface, brother-in-law, doctors and many other mental illnesses. With these creatures in the company in the future, I am afraid it will not be peaceful.

Gu Bai went through the procedures for his wife to be discharged from the hospital today, and when he came back, he saw him sitting with his mouth twitching, and he couldn't help smiling, "What's wrong?"

"It's okay." Qi Le came back to his senses. Just now, his elder brother and Shen Shu fought again after a disagreement, and then suddenly got up happily to buy clothes, which made him a little messy. After a fight, he sighed suddenly: "I should have accepted my fate a long time ago, the world has gone crazy since time travel."

Gu Bai smiled and kissed him: "Let's go, go home."

"Ah."

The car drove out of the gate slowly, and quickly left Shen'ai Hospital behind. The front was bright and the sun was just right.

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small theater

Taoist Elixir

While Qi Le was in the hospital, a Taoist priest came to deliver the medicine. Qi Le took a look: "Why do I think it's a chocolate ball?"

The Taoist answered patiently: "I coated the outside with a layer of chocolate, and the inside is medicine. It costs 20 yuan each. Do you want it?"

Qi Le was suspicious, picked up the fruit knife next to it and cut it, and said angrily: "Cream sandwich, this is purely a chocolate ball!"

The Taoist priest looked calm: "The medicine has melted in."

Qi Le continued to be angry: "Nonsense, it's clearly a chocolate ball!"

The Taoist tried to explain: "Listen to me..."

Qi Le roared: "Chocolate balls—!"

Taoist priest:"……"

Qi Le: "..."

The Taoist stood up silently: "I suddenly remembered that there is a class, so I left."

Qi Le: "..."

No Responsibility: Changing Money

If the third brother is not caught-the third brother sneaks into the nursing home to dig money.

The mercenary spotted it immediately, and quickly tied it up and handed it over to the dean.

After interrogating the dean, he found out that he was rich, so he smiled kindly: "200 million?"

The third brother nodded.

The dean patted his shoulder, and said more kindly: "I'll help you find it. I love doing good things the most."

The third brother looked at him suspiciously, knowing that it might not be reliable, but he was being tied up, so he could only smile and nod: "Thank you."

The dean said: "You're welcome, come on, untie him, and take him to find money."

He looked back at his mercenary: "It looks like a gangster at first glance, do you know what to do?"

The mercenaries nodded in unison: "Take clues from him to find the money, get rid of him, and send you the money."

The dean smiled with restraint and satisfaction.

The third brother in the distance sneezed instantly and continued to change money.

The Name of Babyface

Babyface: Why don't I have a name?

Mou Chang: The kiss is over, now I give you your name, many people have to react to know that it is you, how bad it is, dear.

Babyface: An excuse, just say you're lazy.

Mou Chang: Well, the fact is that I want to blow your head (fog), and let you travel to find your little brother Xiaoyuan to repent, and wait until you see all the cruelty of the world (fog), and the blackening is quite complete (fog) If Zheng Xiaoyuan is willing to forgive you, I will give you a name.

Babyface: ...will he forgive me?

A certain reward (looking at the sky): who knows.

baby face:……

A reward: Do you still want a name?

Babyface: Let me think again...

A reward: ...