This World Has Gone Crazy

Qi Le jumped up, and quickly stuffed the parts into the box. Because of the messy stuffing, the box cover couldn't be closed at all. He didn't care whether it would be damaged, so he pressed it hard, and closed the cover indiscriminately. After seeing this thing, he knew that he had something to do with a certain [-]. He scolded that person from head to toe in his heart, then wiped off his cold sweat, and looked up weakly: "...I can really explain."

Gu Bai calmed down after a brief moment of stupefaction. He understood that this was probably Yi Hang's masterpiece, but it was not easy to see his daughter-in-law nervous, so he nodded compassionately with a straight face: "Explain."

"You should be able to guess," Qi Le pulled him onto the sofa, pushed the box far away, and sat beside him, "I think it's from Yi Hang."

Gu Bai pointed to his shoulder: "He greeted you in advance? Why didn't I hear you mention it?"

"I guessed it," Qi Le squeezed his shoulders obediently, "Think about how precious he was when we went to him last time? Probably because he was afraid that Lu Yanbin would throw it away, so he sent it to me."

Gu Bai enjoyed his wife's service, and he was in a good mood: "Didn't Lu Yanbin agree with him to stay? Why did he do that?"

Qi Le was silent for a moment, and took out his mobile phone: "I don't know, I'll call and ask." He deliberately pressed the speakerphone, and soon heard the voice of the man, he gritted his teeth: "Your courier has arrived, can you tell me, why Mao?" Want to send it to me?"

Yi Hang was sitting with Lu Yanbin having dinner at the moment. He was startled when he heard the words, and looked up at someone. Knowing that he couldn't explain in detail, he innocently asked, "What are you talking about? Did you type wrong?"

"..." Qi Le roared, "Impossible! Your courier, your goddess, your inflatable doll! I'm sorry, you dare to pretend to be stupid with me?!"

When Lu Yanbin saw his wife answering the phone, he watched silently. The dining table was completely quiet. Yi Hang was startled, afraid that someone would hear the receiver's voice, so he hurriedly said, "I'm eating now, I'll call you later, when the time comes we Let's discuss what went wrong, and leave it at that, bye."

Lu Yanbin looked at him calmly: "Who hit him?"

"Zheng Xiaoyuan," Yi Hang lowered his head to eat, "He seems to be in a bad mood, so don't worry about him."

Over there, Qi Le looked at the hung up phone with a messy face.Gu Bai only thought it was funny, but still kept a straight face. He reached out and put his wife in his arms, pinching his chin: "Didn't you say it was his?"

"..." Qi Le said, "Absolutely! Just wait, I'll prove it to you!" He was so angry, two hundred and five, since you won't make me feel better, I'm going to kill you!He waved Gu Bai to call Lu Yanbin, turned on the loudspeaker as usual, and went straight to the point: "Your wife sent me the inflatable doll, what should I do?"

Lu Yanbin was silent for a while, then looked at someone: "Zheng Xiaoyuan said..."

Yi Hang shook his head violently, and interrupted in horror: "He made a mistake! It's not mine!"

Qi Le heard the man's scream clearly, and nodded: "Since it's not his, I'll throw it away, please tell him for me."

Lu Yanbin hummed and hung up.Yi Hang observed carefully, and asked tentatively, "What did he say?"

"He said throw it away immediately."

Yihang: "=口=!!!"

Lu Yanbin: "..."

Yi Hang immediately took out his mobile phone, crying bitterly: "It's mine, I was wrong, I will explain to you slowly, I wiped thousands of them, don't throw them away... Well, I invite you to dinner, thank you, Don't throw it away." He patted his little heart, looked up to see someone standing in front of him looking down at him, his expression cracked again: "=口=!!!"

Lu Yanbin squeezed his chin to close his mouth, touched his face, and asked calmly: "I remember the manufacturer said it would take a week to complete the modification, why did you send it here?"

Yi Hang stretched out his paw weakly, with a naive expression on his face: "... I guess the work efficiency of the manufacturer has improved."

Lu Yanbin nodded, turned and went into the study: "I'll ask online."

Yi Hang rushed over and hugged his thigh in a hurry: "I discussed with the manufacturer not to change it when you were at work, but you would doubt it if it was sent too fast, so I changed Zheng Xiaoyuan's address and planned to pick it up in a few days. I was wrong. It's really wrong, I shouldn't have lied to people, the bad guys are not rewarded, the one who said it was me..."

"..." Lu Yanbin looked down at him, "Do you know what to do?"

Yi Hang nodded choked with sobs: "I'll return the product again, and contact the manufacturer to change the voice..." The more he talked, the more sad he became, how could his life be so miserable!He sniffed, rubbed against someone's pant leg, and wiped away his tears and snot.

Lu Yanbin: "..."

Qi Le on the other end put away the phone and looked at Gu Bai proudly. The latter finally smiled, leaned over to kiss him, and got up to cook.Qi Le followed to the kitchen: "What if I can't ask? Do you really think I will buy this kind of thing?"

Gu Bai rubbed his head: "I don't seem to have asked if you bought it from the beginning to the end."

Qi Le was stunned, thought about it carefully, and found that it seemed to be the case. He was always overly nervous, but then he thought that anyone who was caught on the spot like this would be a little nervous, okay?He leaned against the door frame and watched someone cook, and suddenly remembered that he hadn't fed his son yet, so he turned and went to the living room, put away the thing by the way, and sent it to Two Hundred Five in a few days, then waited for dinner, and then finished eating with Gu Bai, Go to the bar and talk to the doctor.

Ning Xiao and Wan Lei arrived early and found a relatively quiet corner to occupy a good seat.Yu Mingjie walked in with his wife, holding a box of toilet paper in his hand.Qi Le was surprised: "This is?"

Yu Mingjie didn't answer, sat down and opened the package, took out one and handed it to his wife: "Hey, don't be so excited, wipe it."

"What do you know?" The doctor grabbed the paper and wiped away his tears. "This is the first time I have treated this rare mental illness. I tell you that most doctors will never have the chance to encounter it in their lifetime."

"Yeah," Yu Mingjie echoed, patiently comforting, "Come on, take a deep breath, you are a doctor, calm down."

"……Um."

remaining people:"……"

Wan Lei deeply felt that the doctor was unreliable, so he moved his lips, then moved them again, looked at a certain "gentleman" wearing glasses, and finally shut up.The doctor quickly adjusted back to his normal state, but he had some complaints about the atmosphere of the bar. He felt that metal music would affect the patient's mood.

Qi Le kept smiling and dealt with him patiently. In the past three days, he finally returned to his original nature. He looked around blankly at first, and then asked in surprise, "Why am I here? Strange, how did I get to the bar?"

Everyone was shocked, and the doctor asked tentatively, "Who are you? What can you remember?"

Qi Le frowned: "I remember losing consciousness too often, so I called you to ask you to meet, right?"

The doctor was taken aback for a moment: "It's you?"

Qi Le nodded, looked at Gu Bai beside him, hugged his waist and shrank into his arms, looking very intimate.Wan Lei was about to ask who the current personality is when he saw this scene and immediately understood.Gu Bai was able to make out with his daughter-in-law openly again, and he was in a good mood, hugging him tightly: "I miss you very much."

Qi Le plunged into his arms: "Have I changed my personality?"

"Ah."

Qi Le raised her head: "What will you do if I disappear again in the future?"

Gu Bai kissed him on the lips, his eyes were deep: "Stay with you like this, and continue to wait for you."

"I hate you, for you, I will try my best not to disappear!"

"Ah."

Ning Xiao naturally knew that they were acting, but he was too upset to see them, so he interrupted: "Is it over yet?"

Qi Le glanced at him: "Why are you here?"

Ning Xiao didn't answer, and signaled the doctor to bring the topic back on track. The latter held a small notebook and patiently explained that he was actually undergoing treatment during this period, and hoped that he would continue to cooperate. Qi Le hesitated for a moment, and finally agreed, and then chatted for a while , got up and left with Gu Bai, the two held hands, their bodies pressed tightly together, it was too sweet.

Shen Shu has been sitting at the bar. As early as when Qi Le and Gu Bai were hugging each other, he informed Ye Shuichuan that he had changed his personality again. The latter rushed over, knowing that his younger brother was going to be treated, so he didn't bother him. He didn't come forward until then Blocking the way, his eyes lit up: "What's the matter with the three splits?"

"..." Qi Le rushed over, "Brother, I miss you so much!"

Gu Bai: "..."

Ye Shuichuan was moved immediately: "Brother misses you too! Speaking of that three chops..."

"Brother!" Qi Le interrupted, and looked back at him, "You have to know that Xiaobie is better than Xinhuan!"

"I know, does the strange man you mentioned last time include the strange man you mentioned last time? Is he..."

"Brother!" Qi Le interrupted again, "Even if my brother-in-law is on a business trip occasionally, he will come back sooner or later, but I can't. I'm receiving treatment now...it's very likely that I will disappear completely, brother!"

Ye Shuichuan was shocked violently, his face moved: "Xiaoyuan..."

Qi Le hugged Gu Bai, with despair on his face: "At that time, he and I will be worse than the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, brother! After I disappear, I will not be able to enter reincarnation, brother! When the smoke disappears, there will be no more of me in the Three Realms, brother! "

Ye Shuichuan's eyes turned red: "Don't talk about it, I know everything. It doesn't matter if you cut it three times or four times. Go ahead and do what you should do. A spring night is worth a thousand dollars!"

"Hmm!" Qi Le stepped forward and gave him a strong hug, then pulled Gu Bai back and ran wildly.

Gu Bai: "..."

Qi Le nestled in the passenger seat, wiping off the cold sweat: "Let's go home."

Gu Bai looked at his wife, smiled indulgently, started the car and drove, Qi Le glanced at him: "What are you laughing at?"

"I think your brother's last sentence makes sense."

Qi Le: "..."

Even though he had just made out yesterday, Qi Le still couldn't escape someone's palm this night. He lay on his back on the bed, feeling someone's force reaching deep into his body, and the pleasure caused by the friction instantly soaked into his limbs, With a long moan, he looked into the deep eyes of the person in front of him, and reached out to caress his face: "If I disappear again one day, what will you do?"

Gu Bai punished him with a violent slam: "Don't be a crow."

"...What if?"

Gu Bai printed a kiss on his forehead: "I will always wait for you."

"Ah."

After venting, Qi Le took a good night's sleep and woke up at nearly nine o'clock the next day. He stretched and felt refreshed. He simply packed up his things and went to class.Wan Lei knew that he had changed back to his previous personality, so he didn't come back. Ning Xiao sat beside him as always, Qi Le glanced at him, and lowered his voice: "I've always wanted to ask you, and you already know that I'm not Zheng Xiaoyuan. What are you doing with me for treatment?"

Ning Xiao looked at him: "What do you think is the reason?"

Qi Le thought for a while: "You hate Zheng Xiaoyuan, but you always ask how many things I can remember, and you stop asking after you understand the truth, and instead act with me. Is it because you have nothing to do and are free?"

Ning Xiao was silent for a moment: "Have you asked Gu Bai about this?"

"Asked."

Ning Xiao raised her eyebrows: "What did he say?"

"He told me to ignore you."

Ning Xiao: "..."

Seeing that he didn't answer, Qi Le shrugged his shoulders, didn't feel interested in asking any more, and simply lowered his head to read the book.Ning Xiao stared at him for a while, took the book away, saw him looking at her again, and looked at him: "I pester you because I fell in love with you."

Prayer: "=口="

"Are you surprised?"

Qi Le doesn't know how to deal with this kind of thing, he was caught off guard and didn't know what to say. He blinked, and was about to speak when his phone rang suddenly, and he picked it up happily: "Hello?"

"I'm at your school," Yi Hang sighed, "Have you finished class yet? In the second quarter..."

Qi Le got up and walked out, interrupting him: "Wait, I'll find you." He asked for the location, hung up the phone and ran away.Ning Xiao's eyes were dark, silently watching him go away, without following him.

Qi Le quickly found Yi Hang: "What?"

"Goddess," Yi Hang said pitifully, "I called Lu Yanbin just now to say that I had returned the product. I wanted to delay and pick it up in a few days, but the person said that I would contact the merchant to ask about it when I came back at night. I can only come, do you have class in the second period?"

"Have."

Yi Hang went to the steps of the main building: "Then I'll wait for you."

Thinking about what happened just now, Qi Le twitched the corners of her mouth. She didn't want to see the man who suddenly went crazy, so she pulled Erbaiwu: "Let's go home with me."

"You don't go to class?"

"I'll get you something first," Qi Le pulled him out of the school gate, and asked casually, "Why didn't you send it to the Taoist priest?"

"Taoist priests stay, what if those wild men spoil my goddess?"

"..." Qi Le patted him on the shoulder, "If you want to do this in the future, you will say hello to them in advance, and they will not dismantle them, understand?"

Yi Hang sighed: "I forgot, pay attention next time."

The two got on the bus and arrived at the community very quickly. It is now working time. Most of the community is full of office workers, and there are not many people outside. When they walked to the apartment, Qi Le took out the key and opened the electronic door downstairs. When he was about to close it, he saw Two men came from behind and opened the door to follow them in. He thought it belonged to this building too, so he didn't care, and dragged Yi Hang to continue walking, but at this moment he felt a pain in the back of his neck, and then his eyes went dark, and he lost his mind. consciousness.

Two minutes later, the electronic door of the apartment was opened again. Two men supported each other. They seemed to be drunk from the back view. They put the two "drunk men" into a black car, and then one of them drove the car. , stepped on the accelerator, and walked away.