This World Has Gone Crazy

A certain Erbaiwu picked up the box from the trunk of the truck and hugged it tightly, his face turned pale and his whole body trembled.The atmosphere downstairs was a bit weird for a while, Lu Yanbin's face was calm, without any dissatisfaction, he looked at someone, and asked lightly: "Do you think I can't do it?" I don't know what it means, but the rest of the people clearly understand the implication - do you think I can't satisfy you?

Yi Hang shook suddenly, subconsciously dropped the box and ran away in order to know the current affairs, but he couldn't bear his goddess, his eyes turned between him and the box, looked at them pitifully, and asked naively: "I said I bought it and looked up at it. Favorite... do you believe it?"

Lu Yanbin didn't answer, and continued to look at him. Qi Le still didn't believe it when he heard this remark for the second time, not to mention that he still had something to ask Lu Yanbin, so he couldn't speak for Erbaiwu, so he obediently stood beside Gu Bai, casting his eyes randomly. Looking around blankly, completely out of state, Gu Bai glanced at him with a smile, without saying a word.

The courier boy was still waiting for someone to sign for it and go to the next one to deliver the goods. Seeing that these people didn't speak, he answered seriously: "No, brother, they are all men. Who doesn't know this kind of thing."

Yihang: "=口="

Yi Hang keenly noticed the change in someone's eyes. After getting along with him for a period of time, he understood the meaning better than anyone else. He immediately felt a strong sense of crisis, and hurriedly pushed the box to the little brother: "Send it to you Well, you take it, I don't want it..."

The courier boy is a real person, he quickly shook his head: "I don't want it, I have a wife, it's better than this, brother, I think you look good, hurry up and ask for a wife."

Yihang: "=口="

"Brother, sign."

Yi Hang looked at Lu Yanbin silently, seeing him nodding, he couldn't help but look at him suspiciously, a little disbelieving: "...What?"

Lu Yanbin said calmly: "Anyway, I've bought all of them, let's sign."

Yi Hang's eyes lit up in an instant, and he quickly ran forward to pick up the box to brush and write, holding it in his arms happily, instead of running upstairs immediately, he stood obediently and waited for someone, and greeted the two of them by the way: "What a coincidence, come up and sit down?"

Qi Le responded, looking at him speechlessly, thinking that you are really two hundred and five, your man asked you to sign it just to send the courier brother, do you think he will let you keep this thing?You actually dare to show a happy expression, you are just courting death.He thought about it, and guessed that with his two hundred and five tempers, he would have to make trouble in a while, wasting time in vain, so he reminded in a low voice: "Remember to call your husband."

Yi Hang looked surprised: "Huh?"

"Just remember it." Qi Le responded casually.

Yi Hang was even more surprised. He turned his head and looked to the side, and saw Lu Yanbin move slightly to make way for the tricycle, and then walked slowly towards this side, hooking his fingers at him. He blinked, hesitated for a moment, and slowly handed over the box. Seeing that he was about to walk towards the trash can, he hurried forward and hugged his thigh: "Brother, calm down, it's worth thousands."

Lu Yanbin's expression remained unchanged, and he dragged him to continue walking: "Anyway, you have already wasted thousands before, so you don't care about wasting a few more."

"No! Don't throw your goddess into the trash can! Don't defile my goddess!" Yi Hang hugged him tightly, "Brother, I really love you, trust me!"

Lu Yanbin continued walking, making up his mind to throw this thing away.

Seeing that there was no way to stop it, Yi Hang turned back anxiously to find support, then suddenly remembered someone's words, and hurriedly shouted: "Honey, I was wrong!"

Lu Yanbin was shocked, stopped immediately, and looked back at him.Yi Hang looked at him pitifully: "I'm really a collector, I won't lie to you, just look at my innocent little eyes."

Lu Yanbin turned a deaf ear: "Call again."

Yi Hang blinked: "Husband."

The softest part of Lu Yanbin's heart was accurately hit, his eyes became a little gentle, he stroked his head in satisfaction, and kissed him on the lips.

"Husband," Yi Hang observed him carefully, pointing to the box, "I'm really a collector, you see?"

Lu Yanbin looked at the things in his hand and then at him, hesitant.

"Really, just trust me."

Lu Yanbin thought for a moment, then nodded: "Return the goods, pass on the recording of your last whining, and let them put it here, in case you want to use it while I am at work, you will hear yourself calling the bed, I think so You're not interested either."

Yihang: "=口="

"Ok?"

"...Listen to you." Yi Hang's heart was bleeding, his goddess would not be perfect with his "Oh~Ya Mie Die~" things!After Nima comes out, she is not a goddess, she is a shemale!

Lu Yanbin pulled him back, and calmly added: "Don't tear it down, just leave."

Not even letting me take a look... Yi Hang sniffed: "Oh."

"Call me."

"……husband."

Lu Yanbin hummed happily, pulled him upstairs, and asked the two to follow, they took the elevator up, opened the door and entered the room, Lu Yanbin put the box away, let them sit on the sofa, poured a few glasses of water, Pulling his wife to sit down, the latter looked at the box on the other side rather sadly, and resigned himself to his fate, holding a teacup and nestling silently.

Qi Le chatted casually first, and then turned to the main topic: "How is Yu Mingjie and his wife doing?"

"Very good," Lu Yanbin said, "Ajie planned to get his certificate a few days ago."

Fuck, this is even more unreliable.The corner of Qi Le's mouth twitched: "Can the doctor agree?"

"I don't know, why?"

Qi Le hesitated for a while, and narrated the matter again, excluding that he was also a soul wearer, and finally said: "I just want my classmate to give up. Do you think Yu Mingjie can get the doctor to cooperate with me?"

Lu Yanbin thought for a while: "You might as well act directly, don't worry, Ajie said that his wife's medical skills are not high, so she won't do anything to you."

Qi Le raised an eyebrow: "Really?"

Lu Yanbin nodded: "Anyway, you don't really have multiple personalities."

Qi Le and Gu Bai were stunned, and Qi Qi looked at a certain [-]. The latter shrank back slowly, and said without any momentum: "He is more curious about the violent personality in your body, so he insists on asking me to ask you. Said that you can't be sick, and then he kept asking...I just said it all...does it matter?"

Lu Yanbin calmly drank water from his teacup: "I've seen soul wear, and I thought I could really see multiple personalities, but it's a pity that I can't."

Qi Le asked worriedly: "...you didn't tell anyone, did you?"

"No, I just like to listen, and I don't like to talk about it." Lu Yanbin paused, "Your brother-in-law prefers to share such insignificant things with others. I haven't bought entertainment magazines since I met him."

Qi Le: "..."

Gu Bai: "..."

You really don't look like someone who can read entertainment magazines. Generally, don't successful people like you like to read financial weekly magazines?Qi Le's face was full of black lines: "I have an appointment with the doctor tonight, and Yu Mingjie should also go, will you go?"

Lu Yanbin didn't even think about it: "No, I have something to do."

Qi Le immediately looked at Yi Hang sympathetically, and the latter met his gaze, reacted silently for a second, and got up awkwardly: "Go, I'm always holding back at home and getting sick."

Lu Yanbin reminded: "You went downstairs just now."

"It doesn't count!"

Lu Yanbin thought for a while, secretly thinking that it would be a long time since he came back from the bar, so he nodded and looked at Qi Le: "Then I'll go too, and by the way, ask Ajie to see if he can do anything, without you Just pretend, it will be over in a while."

Qi Le thought that this was the only way to go, so she sat silently and wanted to go to the bar with them, but found that they hadn't eaten yet, and after the courier incident, Lu Yanbin was going to go out to find a place to eat and return the goods by the way.Qi Le and Gu Bai looked at each other, thinking that it is better to go back first, and then go to the bar after midnight, so they got up and said goodbye.

Yi Hang went to the bedroom to change clothes at someone's request, and Lu Yanbin sent them to the door. Before leaving, Gu Bai glanced at him and said in a low voice about seeing the car: "I think it's a bit strange that he left , maybe I'm dazzled or overwhelmed."

Lu Yanbin's eyes darkened slightly: "Thank you."

Gu Bai shook his head as a gesture of impoliteness, and pulled his wife away.Qi Le followed him downstairs: "Do you think the car was intentional last time? Why does it feel like acting in a movie?"

"I don't know, but if you think about the things that Yi Hang's soul did before, the people involved will not be too clean."

"That's right," Qi Le paused slightly, "Damn, so I was implicated in what happened last time? I was very close to that [-]. If that car braked when it met me, it would have to stop if it wanted to accelerate again." It’s difficult, so we just bumped into each other, right?”

Gu Bai hummed in a low voice: "Looking at Lu Yanbin's behavior just now, he should have been investigating. Before this matter is settled, stay away from Yi Hang for now, lest you be accidentally injured again."

Qi Le nodded immediately: "I don't want any more accidents."

Gu Bai rubbed him in satisfaction, took him to pick up the car, turned on the ignition and left: "Where are you going? The bar or the apartment?"

"The apartment, it's not time yet," Qi Le nestled in the passenger seat, "How long will the treatment take? In the movie, it only took one night to complete the integration. I sat on the chair for one night, and then I can be quiet, right? "

"There should be treatment in the early stage." Gu Bai thought for a while, "Why don't you pretend to be a 'self-help person' and talk to the doctor tonight to see what he wants to do."

"Those who help themselves should be positive..." Qi Le nodded, "It's fine, it's easy to pretend, everyone in the movie has a name, do you think I should get a new one?"

Gu Bai smiled: "What do you want to get?"

Qi Le touched her chin: "Master."

Gu Bai: "..."

"Will you be beaten?"

"...It is possible that they will think you are joking."

"Okay, I'm thinking of something else."

The two went to the apartment for a while, and came to the bar on time at eight o'clock in the evening. Qi Le maintained a friendly smile and stepped in slowly. Just as they were about to pass by the bar, they were surrounded by a group of people. Ye Shuichuan, Zhong Ruiyuan, Shen Shu, and Baby Face all Looking at him, he looked him back and forth from head to toe several times.

Qi Le: "..."

Ye Shuichuan grabbed his shoulder: "You are finally here. I haven't seen you for several days. You haven't explained to me what happened last time. Are you really playing three chops?"

Ning Xiao was drinking at this time. Hearing this, he turned his chair to change directions, and leaned against the bar to look at them. He already knew the real identity of this person, and guessed that the man last time should be his relative, so he sat quietly, wanting to see How he copes.

Qi Le quickly came back to his senses, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and looked at them hesitantly: "...May I ask who you are?"

Everyone: "..."

Ning Xiao: "?"

Qi Le stretched out her hand politely: "Hello, my name is Xiaoxi, hopeful Xi, nice to meet you."

Everyone: "=口="

Ning Xiao: "..."

"It's changed..." Ye Shuichuan was surprised, and hurriedly looked around, and found that they were all familiar acquaintances, so he was relieved. He looked at Gu Bai who followed, "What's going on?"

Gu Bai sighed, and walked aside, everyone hurriedly followed, only to hear him lower his voice: "The violent personality in his body appeared, I just knocked him unconscious to prevent him from hurting others, and when he wakes up, he will become the present He doesn't know that he has multiple personalities, so please don't provoke him."

Everyone suddenly realized, and said yes one after another.

Ning Xiao sat in front of the bar without moving, and asked in a low voice, "What the hell are you doing?"

Qi Le maintained a smiling face: "People with a clear conscience don't need to play tricks, life is beautiful, you have to actively face everything that life gives you when you are alive, of course you can also choose to die, I will never die, young man, You have to work hard to survive, Sarah."

Ning Xiao: "..."

Just as Ning Xiao was about to speak, he saw the group of people coming back and introducing themselves around him. Brothers and brothers, they were very enthusiastic. It’s like there’s no sunshine, it’s too cold.”

Everyone nodded: "Yes, it makes sense."

Gu Bai stood by and watched. Seeing the doctor and others coming from the corner of his eye, he grabbed him and said in a low voice, "He has changed his personality. This time he should be a self-help person."

The doctor's eyes lit up, and he was instantly excited: "Really?"

"Well, he doesn't remember you, he doesn't remember dating you, and he doesn't know that he has multiple personalities. I said I introduced friends to him, so he came out with me. Don't provoke him for a while."

The doctor nodded: "Don't worry! I know what to do!"

Yi Hang and his man came with them, and he couldn't help being surprised at this moment: "What kind of self-help person?"

The doctor explained: "It is the more optimistic and positive personality among the multiple personalities."

Yi Hang reacted for a second, and immediately waved away the crowd and went in: "Hello, my name is Yi Hang."

Qi Le shook hands with him: "My name is Xiao Xi."

"Hi Xiaoxi," Yi Hang chatted casually, "I'm really unlucky today, I just wasted thousands of dollars, alas."

"Money is something outside of the body," Qi Le smiled and comforted, "You have to look away, and then you will find many beautiful things."

"No, I can't live without money," Yi Hang looked at him expectantly in full view, "Can you lend me some money?"

Qi Le: "..."

Fuck, two hundred and five, you fucking dare to take advantage of the fire to rob, have you forgotten who saved you today? !Qi Le maintained a smiling face: "Of course."

Yi Hang took the 200 yuan and was very happy in his heart. He said pitifully, "You are really a good person. I don't have a job yet. I may not be able to pay you back in a short time." The implication is that I won't pay it back.

Qi Le nodded with a smile, she didn't mind at all, two hundred and five, wait for death.

Yi Hang was surprised at once, thinking that this person pretended too much!So dedicated!He was about to make persistent efforts to gain more advantage, when Ye Shuichuan was furious: "Damn it! How dare you not pay back my brother's money?!"

Yihang: "=口="