This World Has Gone Crazy

Yi Hang jumped down from the flower bed and rushed over quickly.Qi Le's first reaction was to run, but in a blink of an eye, he thought that Yi Erbaiwu's personality would probably continue to chase, and chased all the way to the classroom, and then suddenly had a convulsion and said something that shouldn't be said, which was heard by Wan Lei, and then let the person understand the truth of the matter And if you can't stand the blow and give him a blow to his head, then you will be miserable.He stood silently, glanced at Lu Yanbin who was following him, and secretly thought that in order to make Erbaiwu disappear from sight, the best way was to help this man bring his wife home.

Yi Hang didn't know his plan at all, but stared at him: "Has the phone been stolen?"

"..." Qi Le said, "...huh?"

"Don't pretend, I already know," Yi Hang briefly described the matter, "I think even if he wasn't a thief, he would have regretted it later and didn't want to pay you back." He snorted twice, rather gloating, " This shows that there is something wrong with your character, you are too unlucky, you deserve it, this is the retribution you designed me and let the idiot doctor pester me..." Before he could finish his sentence, he heard the clear and clear ringing of the bell. When it came out from this person, I couldn't help being startled.

Qi Le calmly took out his mobile phone to answer the call, it was Gu Bai who called, and asked him if he had arrived at school, he simply answered, then hung up and looked at someone with an innocent face: "What did you just say?"

Yi Hang: "..."

Yi Hang stared at the thing in his hand, it didn't look like it was newly bought, he reacted silently for a while, angrily: "The person returned it to you? Then you turned off the phone later?!"

"...No," Qi Le said seriously, "Before you called, he had made more than ten phone calls along the address book to contact me. My mobile phone was almost dead. When I arrived, I made an appointment with him. I picked up my phone from the place where it was already turned off automatically.”

Yi Hang nodded understandingly, and said with emotion: "So there are really good people in this world."

"...Well, so you have to have hope in this world," Qi Le patted him on the shoulder encouragingly, and then hurriedly changed the subject in order to prevent this person from thinking about what happened yesterday, "What's going on with you? in argument?"

"Who is arguing with him?" Yi Hang groaned, "I don't know him at all, and I don't even bother to quarrel with him. I should have died a long time ago. I'm here to die."

The corner of Qi Le's mouth twitched, and she looked at Lu Yanbin: "You should say it."

Lu Yanbin calmly narrated: "It was me last night..."

"Shut up!" Yi Hang hurriedly interrupted, feeling deeply ashamed, he thought for a while, and asked Qi Le angrily, "You said that I thought about his health and gave him a gift with all my heart , I hope he likes it, is this wrong?"

Lu Yanbin: "..."

"That's right," Qi Le said honestly, "People who give gifts generally have this expectation."

"That's right," Yi Hang became even more annoyed, "It's fine if he doesn't like it, at least don't make it so obvious, but what about him, he actually wanted to throw it in front of me! I spent thousands of dollars, a lot of money. Your mind is ruined by him like this, if it were you, how would you feel?"

Qi Le thought for a while: "What gift?"

Yi Hang was stunned: "Shouldn't you be on my side at this time and scold him with me for being a cruel and heartless prodigal?"

Yes, I might really be able to think that way with another person, but it’s you... Qi Le blinked: "I have to ask first, if your gift violates other people's taboos, then you can't blame him, right?"

Yi Hang: "..."

"What gift?"

Yi Hang was quite guilty, his eyes wandering.Lu Yanbin said calmly beside him, "It's an inflatable doll customized according to his appearance and figure. He even recorded the sound himself. As long as the sensor is triggered, it will start howling."

Qi Le: "..."

Fuck two hundred and five, you really have an idea, when a dummy is compared with a real person, who do you think he will choose?Qi Le glanced at the skin exposed by someone's neckline, twitched the corners of her mouth, and looked at Lu Yanbin: "Then you threw it away?"

"He refused to throw it away, and asked me what I was not satisfied with. He could ask the manufacturer to change it," Lu Yanbin said, "Then I told him..."

Yi Hang immediately became angry: "Shut up!"

Lu Yanbin looked at him: "What I said yesterday was the truth, your cry is really wrong."

"No, you can put me on the bed, what... what?!"

Lu Yanbin calmly reminded: "It was you who asked me what I should call, and I told you it was the same as when we went to bed that day, and you couldn't do it yourself."

"Fart!" Yi Hang paced back and forth, "I yelled at YY for two hours last night, and my voice was almost hoarse. It's enough patience to say the phrase 'unless you fuck me one more time' to make you happy, right?!"

"No, it's your call that's really wrong."

"That shit is wrong!"

Lu Yanbin took out his phone calmly, dug out the audio, clicked on the play, only to hear someone's whining voice instantly came out: "Ya~mie~die... ouch... ouch... ya~ die~die... ouch... ... Aw... Aw... Ya~ Mie~ Butterfly~"

Yi Hang: "..."

Lu Yanbin turned it off, turned on another one, and this time the voice was full of lust: "Umm...light, light...ah...'like?'...um...like your sister...ah...'comfortable? Hmm ?'……Um……"

Yihang: "=口="

Yi Hang asked weakly: "When did you record it?"

"Yesterday you didn't turn off YY, I copied it to your phone," Lu Yanbin looked at him calmly, "Now you can hear the difference."

Yi Hang was silent for a moment, then became even angrier: "Then I told you yesterday that I knew how to bark and told you to stop, why didn't you stop?"

"I think you are very comfortable, and I am not willing to stop."

"..." Yi Hang groaned for a while, his cheeks flushed, feeling too shameful, he hurriedly looked around to avoid being heard, but he was shocked when he saw it, and roared angrily: "Zheng—Xiao—Yuan— —!”

Qi Le originally wanted to help someone get his wife home, but suddenly seeing them confronting each other, she wondered if she could sneak away, so she slowly walked towards the main building, observing secretly, and speeding up when she confirmed that they were not paying attention. At this moment, he had escaped for more than ten meters, and he immediately ran wildly when he heard the words. With such a distance advantage, he would not worry about not being able to get rid of someone.

"Damn—" Yi Hang immediately started to chase, "Zheng Xiaoyuan, stop for me, I haven't settled with you yet, what did you say to that idiot doctor?! He's like taking a stimulant!"

Qi Le didn't answer, and rushed into the main building quickly, turned a few corners inside, and escaped successfully. There are 12 floors in total, and there are so many classrooms.

So when Yi Hang chased to the main building, he found that the man had disappeared, he couldn't help gnashing his teeth, and sat down on the steps in front of the main building angrily, preparing to wait for the man to leave school.Lu Yanbin walked over slowly and looked down at him: "Go home."

"No," Yi Hang sat unmoved, and waved to him, "You go to work, don't worry about me, I'm not a child."

"Let's go back, the law and order outside is not good."

"This is a school, can you still rush into a car and kill me?"

Lu Yanbin was silent for a moment, and subconsciously wanted to say something, but at this moment, someone groaned: "It's better to crash to death, so that I can finally ascend to the sky, and go to the place where I should be, so I don't have to spend my time giving others gifts. Not only did he have to throw it in front of me, but he also pressed me on the bed, poor thing... little cabbage... ground yellow..."

Lu Yanbin: "..."

Lu Yanbin finally compromised: "I won't throw it away, so it's okay to put it away?"

"What are you keeping it for?" Yi Hang looked up at him, "I bought it for you to use, oh, don't throw away the phone's audio, I'll send it back to the manufacturer so they can change the doll, and you can use that in the future."

"I don't think that thing is useful for you."

"..." Yi Hang said, "Who cares about you, anyway, before you catch me, I will definitely not say that sentence again, and I will not give you that kind of thing with my hands... You can do it yourself, or Hold it in or use it."

"It's okay." Lu Yanbin lowered his head and flipped through his phone, and turned on another audio, only to hear someone shouting at the top of his voice: "What's wrong? That's the way it is called! Don't tell me your bunch of theories again, I won't, unless you go up again I once... wait, what are you doing?"

"Wrong, it's not this one." Lu Yanbin closed it, quickly opened the other one, and seemed to press the cycle of the single: "You fuck me again, you fuck me again, you fuck me again..."

Yihang: "=口=!!!"

"...That doesn't count," Yi Hang was terrified, "You're cheating, unless I say it myself, it doesn't count!"

Lu Yanbin stared at him condescendingly and calmly, and then said lightly after a long while: "Oh."

"...Oh, what do you mean? You are not dealing with me, brother?!"

When Qi Le stepped into the classroom, he happened to be in class. He wiped off his sweat and found a place to sit down.Ning Xiao had already arrived. At this moment, he glanced at him, got up indifferently, walked to sit beside him, completely ignoring the gazes from around him, and asked in a low voice, "You didn't come to class yesterday, why?"

In the morning, I followed my father to the internship unit, and in the afternoon, I sent my father to the airport, and then I had sex with someone... Qi Le lowered her head and flipped through the book: "I have something to do."

"what's up?"

Qi Le turned to look at him: "Hehe."

"..." Ning Xiao said, "Can't you say something?"

"Last time I said you guessed, you asked me to say something else, I changed it to hehe now, you are still not satisfied," Qi Le sighed, "Why are you so difficult to serve?"

Ning Xiao: "..."

Qi Le ignored him, moved two seats to the side, and kept a distance to concentrate on listening to the class.

Ning Xiao took a breath, leaned forward again, patiently said, "I want to talk to you."

Qi Le raised her eyebrows slightly: "What can we talk about? Or is it that you were bought by Wan Lei and wanted to help him persuade me to receive treatment, or that you suddenly felt that the former Zheng Xiaoyuan was obedient and wanted to change me into a go back?"

"Neither, what happened to people in the past has nothing to do with me," Ning Xiao looked at him, "I heard a rumor recently, and I was quite curious, so I never asked you."

"what?"

"I heard that you found another boyfriend to play three chops together?"

Qi Le responded silently for a second: "...Huh?"

I wipe, what are you kidding?Nima, does he look like someone who likes heavy mouth? !And Ssangyong, Nima will die, okay?No, that's not the point, the point is that it's his dad, okay? !

Ning Xiao didn't believe that this person liked harsh words at all, not to mention that Gu Bai's possessiveness was so strong, it was impossible to allow this kind of thing to happen. Now that he saw this person's reaction, he knew he had guessed right. Said: "It's all spread now."

"Slander!" Qi Le was angry, "That's not the case at all!"

"No one would believe you," Ning Xiao reminded, "It is said that the man admitted your relationship in public, and you did not object."

"What do you know, he is me..." Qi Le paused suddenly, and finally found reason from being hit by this news, and squinted at him, "None of your business."

"..." Ning Xiao looked at him coldly, "Don't be ignorant, I care about you."

"I do not need it, thank you."

Ning Xiao looked at him coldly, with complicated eyes, sometimes he was so angry that he wanted to strangle this person to death, but thinking about the feelings he had experienced some time ago, he didn't want this person to disappear, so he took out his phone, I didn’t want to chat with those little zeros, so I went online, found a gay forum I often visited, logged in to my account, thought about it, posted a post, wrote down my feelings, then waited for a while, pressed refresh, and soon saw someone replying .

Floor 1: LZ silly X does not explain.

Ning Xiao: "..."

Ning Xiao subconsciously wanted to smash the phone, he was silent for a moment, and continued to scroll patiently, only to see the words on the second floor: Brother is so sharp, although I think so too, haha~Lz, you don’t even know that you are in love with someone ah?Emma, ​​I really don't know what to say, come on.

Ning Xiao was slightly startled, subconsciously looked at the person beside him, did he fall in love with this person?Impossible, he obviously just wanted to get him to play with for a while... He replied to the post, swiped through it, and saw the vest on the first floor replied: I said he was stupid.

Ning Xiao: "..."

He continued to swipe in silence, but he didn't see the vest on the second floor, but a person who agreed with the second floor replied: Well, let's say you are "playing", but how long are you talking about "for a while"?Have you ever thought that you might never get tired of playing?Also, you said "that's it" instead of "dumped", which means that you probably didn't think about dumping him subconsciously.

He was shocked again, looking at that person, his gaze darkened instantly, could it be true?

Qi Le was listening to the class, and noticed that the gaze next to her had been on her body for too long, so she couldn't help turning her head: "What?"

"It's okay." Ning Xiao came back to his senses, and swiped the webpage again. There were already other people replying below, which probably meant that he fell in love with that person. The person on the first floor was still there, and replied one: I forgot to say, I know LZ , The person he likes has a boyfriend now, the relationship between the two is very good, so don't fall in love, what's the use of LZ posting now?So I said he is a stupid X, this kind of person is hopeless, and after 1 years of pursuit, it is estimated that there is no way to catch him, so why do you bother with him?

Ning Xiao: "..."

Qi Le concentrated on listening to the class, only to feel that the time someone stared at him suddenly began to lengthen, and when he asked him if he was busy, he replied that he was fine. After catching up again, he breathed a sigh of relief, sat down obediently, and was finally satisfied.The morning class ended soon, he got up happily, and was about to go back to the apartment to eat the meal cooked by his mother, but Ning Xiao stopped him: "I want to talk to you."

The corner of Qi Le's mouth twitched: "What do you want to talk about? Whether those rumors are true or not has nothing to do with you?"

"Don't talk about this, talk about something else."

"I have something to do at noon, let's talk about it now."

Ning Xiao was silent for a while: "Shall we have lunch together? I treat you."

"..." Qi Le said, "When you talk about talking, do you mean you want to invite me to dinner?"

Ning Xiao thought for a while: "...that's it."

"Didn't you hear what I said just now that I have something to do at noon?"

Ning Xiao: "..."

Qi Le looked at him in surprise, and felt that this person was seriously out of shape today, why did he suddenly go crazy?He slandered in his heart, said that there was no time to say something, and walked past him directly.

Ning Xiao stood there watching him go out, took a slight breath, and felt a little confused, it's better to calm down first.

Wan Lei sat still in his seat, then glanced at him and raised his eyebrows: "You want to chase him?"

Ning Xiao walked out without looking back, and said indifferently: "Do you think I am like you, liking someone but not daring to chase after him?"

Wan Lei: "..."

Because Qi Le was delayed for a while, the elevator had already left, so he had to wait for the next one, and now it was class time, and there were so many people, the elevator was full every time it reached his floor. He looked at the time and felt that it would take a while for Gu Bai to arrive When he arrives, he thinks about it, and simply goes down the stairs slowly, and when he reaches the first floor, Gu Bai also arrives, and he presses the answer button: "Are you here? I'll go out now."

"I saw Yihang."

"……what?"

Gu Bai said: "He is sitting on the steps of the main building eating potato chips, probably waiting for you."

"..." Qi Le immediately ordered, "Walk half a circle around the main building and drive in. I'll go through the side door."

"Ah."

Qi Le turned and ran towards the side door, waited, and soon saw Gu Bai's car, he opened the door and went up, made a half-circle to the school gate, and ran for his life.He looked through the window, a certain [-] was nestling on the steps at the moment, leaning against the pillars of the main building, looking back from time to time, Lu Yanbin was sitting beside him with a bag of potato chips, feeding him patiently.

"..." Qi Lewo said, "I don't believe he can sit all day long."

Gu Bai rubbed his wife's head with a smile, and led him back to the apartment. Mother-in-law had already cooked the meal, and she was in her son's bedroom. When Qi Le opened the door, she was shocked, and saw that the dark blue sheets had been replaced by light green. The color of the curtains also changed, and he blinked: "Mom, what are you doing?"

"I'm back, this color can make people feel happy, so I'll change it for you," praying mother turned around with a smile, and handed him the book on the table by the way, "I bought it for you too, take a look if you have nothing to do, go Come on, eat."

Gu Bai followed his wife, and he was also in the bedroom at this time, staring at the few books on spiritual healing in his wife's hand: "What's going on?"

"No... I don't know..." Qi Le reacted for a while, and was frightened for a moment, and looked at him stiffly, "You said... will my mother know about our affairs, and then she disagrees and is afraid that I will be hurt? , so that's why?"

"..." Gu Bai said, "Impossible?"

"How is it impossible?" Qi Le almost cried, "Think about it, we didn't fold the quilt when my mother came, my room is neat, but your room's sheets are messy, do you think she can't see it? ?”

Gu Bai: "..."