This World Has Gone Crazy

There were crisp piano music playing in the bar. It was not the busiest time of the night, and there were not many customers. Sitting in twos and threes, listening to music and chatting leisurely, the atmosphere was not bad.Father Qi walked to the bar and sat down, ordered a glass of wine, and began to look for his son.

Shen Shu and Baby Face didn't have class tonight, and they were sitting at the bar as usual. When they saw him, they immediately looked over. The former narrowed his eyes lazily, and praised in a low voice: "He's handsome, with a good figure, and the famous watch on his wrist is The real thing, rich man," he clicked his tongue regretfully, "Oh, why aren't you wearing leggings?"

Babyface has long been used to his elder brother's "bird-watching hobby", so he sat silently.

"If you have a good personality, you can give it a try. Although you are a little older, you look stable like this," Shen Shu concluded in a low voice, drinking from a glass, and finally retracted his gaze, and glanced at his younger brother, "I didn't ask you to change him." Goal? Got an idea?"

Babyface was silent for a while: "I haven't finished thinking about it yet."

"Then you continue to think about it." Shen Shu responded, still looking at the person over there intentionally or unintentionally.

Praying father was wearing a well-fitting suit, looking like a successful man in society, coupled with his handsome face, he became the focus of everyone's attention for a while, and after only a short while, Xiao Ling couldn't help but quickly stepped forward and sat down. Smiling beside him, he asked, "Sir, can you buy me a glass of wine?"

Father prayed for a glance, and saw that this man was wearing eyeliner, with a demonic look, and he did not look like a serious person at all. He couldn't help but look at his son who was sitting on the stage and playing the piano seriously. , compared with this person, my son is really good-looking.

That Xiaoling was ignored, and his smile froze: "...Mr.?"

The praying father didn't look at him again, and waved the back of his hand outward, obviously sending him off.The man froze again, so he had no choice but to leave angrily. Seeing this, some of the other Xiaolings quickly gave up their minds, while others were eager to try, but none of them succeeded.Father Qi was accosted by three people in a short period of 10 minutes, and immediately frowned, thinking that even someone like him could be harassed, wouldn't it be worse for his beautiful son?His son looks so good, and his temperament is so extraordinary. There are absolutely countless people who like him. If he encounters a hard problem, he must be bullied!

Shen Shu has been watching with great interest, he is not a fool, since this person sat down, he quickly turned his eyes to the stage, and did not move for a long time, and there was only one person sitting on it at the moment, but that person... Mingcao Lord, he moved over there with a smile, and wanted to chat, but when he looked up, he saw the man's eyes suddenly filled with grief, and he was stunned: "What's wrong with you?"

"It's okay." Father prayed silently looking at his son, his eyes were bloodshot, he was filled with remorse, and even a little distraught. If he recognized his son earlier, he would be able to get out of the sea of ​​suffering and be freed from the harassment of everyone. !

Shen Shu looked at him and reminded: "You don't seem to be okay at all."

"While playing, kid, you don't care about my affairs." Father prayed, trying his best to control the conflict of wanting to carry his son home, and continued to look over there sadly, deeply feeling that he was not a good father , he thought to himself, Dad is sorry for you, and made you suffer so much, in the future, Dad will definitely make up for you even more, and by the way, give you a hard lesson from those who bullied you!

"Who said I can't care about it," Shen Shu narrowed his eyes slightly, and asked with a smile, "The one playing the piano over there is my younger brother, have you taken a fancy to him? Don't think about it, we Xiaoyuan has a master."

"What Xiaoyuan, I didn't like...he..." Father Qi paused suddenly, remembering that his son is now called Zheng Xiaoyuan, he quickly swallowed his words back, then reacted for a second, stared at him immediately, and raised his voice to ask, "You said he has a master?! What does this mean?!"

Gu Bai had been talking with the boss about his daughter-in-law's resignation in the office on the second floor. He just finished talking and went downstairs. Unexpectedly, he saw someone sitting and drinking at the bar just after he came out of the corridor. Hearing the man's angry question before opening his mouth, he froze for a moment.

Shen Shu was thrown back by his yelling, and when he saw Gu Bai from the corner of his eye, he pointed at him triumphantly and said to the man, "See, this is our Xiaoyuan's boyfriend, he is handsome and handsome. Money, the important thing is that you are much younger than you."

Gu Bai: "..."

Praying Father: "..."

Father Qi reacted silently, turned his gaze away, and stared at Gu Bai. The latter thumped in his heart, stood stiffly, and did not move.Father Prayer watched them grow up, so he naturally knew that the relationship between the two was like brotherhood, and this person had promised him to protect Xiao Le just outside, so the two children probably declared that they were a couple in order to avoid harassment from the outside world. Yes, he observed for a while, and seeing this man's calm eyes, he was even more sure of his guess, and immediately looked at him gratefully and appreciatively: "Good job!"

Gu Bai, who is always calm, couldn't hold back his expression when he heard this, and repeated stiffly: "...well done?"

"Yes, very good," Qi's father eagerly pulled him to his side, gave a warning glance at Shen Shu who wanted to come over to eavesdrop, and lowered his voice, "Fortunately, you are protecting Xiaole, otherwise he will suffer a lot. Bully."

Gu Bai slowly came back to his senses. Although he hadn't figured out what this person meant, he had to seize the opportunity when it was time to express his opinion, and looked at him sincerely: "This is what I should do."

The praying father nodded and sighed: "It's hard for you, but you still have to pretend to be gay. This matter didn't reach the school and affect you, right?"

Gu Bai: "..."

Father Qi raised his eyebrows: "Could it be serious? If you have any trouble, just tell me, and uncle will come forward to help you settle it."

"..." Gu Bai said, "It's okay, we're fine."

"Really?"

"En." Gu Bai responded, he couldn't help sighing in his heart, and slowly regained his usual composure. He turned the high chair to look at his wife, but suddenly saw a person jumping out of the door, and immediately had a headache: "Uncle, I saw a friend, go sit there."

"Go," praying father waved his hand, and reminded by the way, "Later, keep a proper distance, let's not act too close."

"..." Gu Bai got off the high chair, took two steps towards the door, grabbed the person who was rushing in, and asked hopelessly, "Doctor, what are you doing here?"

"Look for Zheng Xiaoyuan!" Doctor Hot Blood was full of excitement, "I heard that he suddenly has another personality, I want to see, is he still off work? By the way... can you let go first?"

Gu Bai turned a deaf ear to it, and praying father still doesn't know that Xiao Le has a "multiple personality" hat on his head. According to that person's temper, he can't guarantee how that person will react when he suddenly finds out. Naturally, he can't let the doctor get close to his wife. He whispered: "We are very busy today, can we make an appointment at another time?"

The doctor looked at him: "I'm also very busy, so I finally got some time out."

"We can go to the hospital to register for you in person."

The doctor was startled, and thought about it carefully: "Every time you say you take the initiative to find me, but you don't go, I don't believe you anymore."

Gu Bai: "..."

The doctor moved his body, wanting him to let go, but the music in the bar suddenly stopped. He looked up and saw that the man had finished work, so he rushed forward excitedly.His explosive power was too great, Gu Bai was caught off guard, but it really made him break free, so he hurried over.

Qi Le also had a headache seeing a certain idiot: "Wan Lei asked you to come?"

"No," the doctor took out a small notebook, "he never came to me, I called him every day to inquire about your situation, I heard yesterday that you have an extra personality, I wanted to come, but Yu Mingjie suddenly said that he It's a koala. I couldn't get out unless I hugged the tree. I came here as soon as I got off work today... By the way, do you still know me now? Have you changed back?"

"..." Qi Le didn't answer, but stared at him, "Are you a tree?"

The doctor responded casually: "It's nothing, he said the day before yesterday that he was drugged with aphrodisiacs, and the day before yesterday that he was going to be mating season."

Qi Le: "..."

"Later, I had no choice, so I took out the electric baton, and I was shocked again. Later..." The doctor paused slightly, "Don't talk about him, let's talk about you, if you have a 'self-help person' , I might heal you!" His eyes lit up, and he was extremely excited, "I haven't treated multiple personalities too much, so I must succeed this time!"

Qi Le: "..."

Gu Bai has already arrived, he poked his wife and reminded him in time.After receiving the hint, Qi Le raised her head suddenly, and saw her father approaching at some point, she was startled: "Why are you here?"

The praying father didn't answer, and looked at a certain doctor. He kept watching his son after get off work, but suddenly he saw someone walking around his son, looking like he was trying to plot something wrong. As a father, he naturally To protect his son, he asked, "Who is this?"

Qi Le blinked, without thinking: "My fans are looking for my autograph."

Father Qi couldn't help being startled, seeing someone holding a small notebook in his hand, he immediately looked at him with admiration: "Not bad young man, very discerning."

"..." said the doctor, "Huh?"

Qi Le snatched the booklet and swiped his signature: "Okay, let's go."

"...I won't go." The doctor answered seriously, then looked at the strange man next to him, and felt that this man was related to the patient, so he asked, "Uncle, who are you and what is your relationship with him?"

"He and I didn't..." Father Qi shut up, thinking that as an elder, how could he allow the younger generation to take on this heavy responsibility?Although my son will not work here in the future, there is no guarantee that he will not meet people in the circle, so it is necessary to declare ownership. After all, Gu Bai is a student, how can he have more weight?However, both he and his son's sexual orientation are normal. If someone brings up the old matter again in the future, he can completely deal with it with a godson. Thinking so, he hugged his son in his arms, looked around, and said ambiguously on purpose: "Although he is born Not from my family, but death is my family's ghost, what do you think we are related?"

The doctor was startled: "Boyfriend?"

Father Qi snorted domineeringly, and put his arms around his son: "Honey, let's go!"

Qi Le panicked, looked at someone for help, and asked in a low voice: "Swollen...what's the matter with swollen? I feel a little strange when I'm swollen?"

"..." Gu Bai comforted, "Be good, bear with it."

Shen Shu knew that there was a show when he saw someone rushing to the stage, so he hurriedly informed Ye Shuichuan, who came immediately, he didn't hear the two people talking in a low voice, but listened to the intimate address in Father Qi's mouth They got word for word, and then seeing them building together, they were instantly shocked and furious: "Xiao Yuan, what's going on, aren't you and Gu Bai..."

Qi Le didn't wait for him to finish, and hurried forward to hold his hand, looking at him sincerely: "Brother, I'm going back, goodbye."

Ye Shuichuan: "..."

"Then what... Brother, I will explain to you later, so that's it." Qi Le dropped him, and ran out quickly with her father and the man.

"Wait!" The doctor immediately chased after him all the way to Gu Bai's car.Qi Le looked at him with twitching corners of his mouth, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, pulling him aside and biting his ear: "I want to tell you a secret, actually..."

The doctor was shocked: "What?"

Qi Le watched him silently, the doctor turned and ran away, and his figure disappeared quickly.Father Qi watched him go away, and was silent for a moment: "Erzhi, why does Dad think that you, a fan, have a problem with your head?"

"..." Qi Le said, "Dad, hello the truth, let's go, go home."

Everyone in the bar watched them leave, Ye Shuichuan was still in shock, and after a while he looked at Shen Shu: "What do you think?"

Shen Shu lazily elongated his voice: "What else can it be, three chops."

Ye Shuichuan nodded: "...I think so too."

Ning Xiao came late that day, so he didn't catch up with the good show, so he sat down to drink as usual.

Babyface sat aside, thought for a moment, and looked at him expressionlessly: "If you want to chase Brother Xiaoyuan, now is your chance."

Ning Xiao was slightly startled: "What?"

"Brother Xiaoyuan is getting more and more serious, and he has developed into three chops," Babyface said, "Go and try chasing him, maybe he will take you to play four chops, and then you can get it."

Ning Xiao's eyes turned cold, he stared at him closely, and paused every word: "What's going on? Tell me clearly!"

Father Qi was still busy with business, and after asking his son about his major, he personally found a part-time job for him, and then left, but before he left, he hugged his son and rubbed him hard: "My son, Dad will miss you."

Qi Le threw herself into his arms: "Dad, I will miss you too."

The two got tired of being together for a long time, and praying father took the heavy responsibility of notifying praying mother, and set foot on the plane to the outer city.Qi Le watched his figure disappear, then left with Gu Bai, and went back to the apartment by car.Gu Bai didn't get a wife these days, he wanted to die, he pushed his wife against the door when he opened the door, and kissed him passionately.Qi Le's heart trembled, and he hooked his neck to respond, but at this moment he heard the ringing of the bell, and he trembled suddenly, subconsciously thinking that his father had forgotten to take something and came back again, so he hurriedly let go of Gu Bo, and even came Obviously didn't even look at it, just picked it up: "Hello?"

"Zheng Xiaoyuan!" Yi Hang was furious, "What the hell did you say to that idiot doctor?! He ran to my house in a fit of convulsions these days!"

"..." Qi Le said with a hoarse voice, "Do you know the owner of the phone? I found his phone, but I don't know who to give it back to."

"...Huh? He lost his cell phone?"

"Well, can you contact him?"

"I'll try and call you later."

"Okay, goodbye." Qi Le hung up immediately, turned off the phone by the way, and told Gu Bai: "You turn off the phone too, hurry up."

Gu Bai: "..."

Yi Hang asked people over there for a long time, and finally turned off the phone when he called again. He thought about it silently, and felt that Zheng Xiaoyuan's phone might have been stolen, and he was deceived. He deeply felt that the world was too dark. Go back to the study and continue to toss about the new courier that arrived today. A certain person has always let himself soothe his desires since he opened the meat, and he almost went off the rails several times. Now that he has this thing, he finally doesn't have to worry about it.

When Lu Yanbin came back, he saw him staring blankly at him, his eyes were bright, and he looked stupid, he immediately raised his eyebrows: "What's the matter?"

"I have something for you!" Yi Hang dragged him to the study, pointing to the objects in the room, "Look! It's completely designed according to my face and figure, and I give it to you. I'll live on it for the rest of my life. .”

Lu Yanbin calmly looked at the inflatable doll in front of him, motionless.

"Don't underestimate it, this one is very good!" Yi Hang patiently introduced that his goddess should have done it first, but in order to save his own chrysanthemum, he insisted on paying more to discuss with the manufacturer and make this first. Then being a goddess, thinking about it makes him feel distressed. He went over and took off the doll's pants, "I recorded this voice after YY, and it will make a sound when you touch the sensor inside." He said and poked his finger Enter the doll's chrysanthemum, touch the sensor, and soon hear someone lazily howling in a long voice: "Ah-ouch-ow-um-ah-ow!"

Lu Yanbin: "..."