This World Has Gone Crazy

Qi Le looked at the calendar on the bedside table, picked up the red pen and circled the date back and forth. In a few days, his father will return to City C, and he doesn't know what will happen then.When Gu Bai came out of the bathroom, he saw his daughter-in-law in a daze. He felt helpless and pulled him onto the bed to hug her: "You have been painting for three nights in a row, if you paint a few more times, it will become a hole."

"...Impossible, I'll pierce through to the second page."

Gu Bai rubbed his head, adjusted his posture and hugged him: "Hey, go to sleep."

Qi Le looked at him silently: "Do you think my dad will believe it? Will he recognize me? Don't you think I'm a liar or crazy?"

"If you tell him patiently, he will always believe it," Gu Bai comforted, "He loves you so much, so of course he recognizes you."

Qi Le asked worriedly: "Then what if he thinks you told me what I said?"

"There must be something I don't know about you, right?"

Qi Le thought about it, and thought about it again, Erquan was a relative to him, and they spent most of these years hanging out together, almost talking about everything, if he and his father knew about it, but this person didn't The matter...he was serious: "Yes, female goblin!"

Gu Bai: "..."

"What kind of eyes are you looking at?" Qi Le was angry, "It's not what you think, my parents have a very good relationship, otherwise, where would my younger brother come from!"

"……That is how the matter?"

"It happened a few years ago. My mother had just given birth and my younger brother was still in the hospital. Then a high school classmate of my father came to him suddenly. He looked good, but not as beautiful as my mother," Qi Le briefly stated, " It is said that I just came back from abroad, wearing very trendy clothes, low-cut skirt, showing half of the back, and gave my dad a hug when I entered the door. The scene shocked me almost to the point of illness, and then she turned to look at me and said this is your son He looks really good, and then he gave me a hug and kissed me, which scared me so much that I almost fell ill again."

Gu Bai: "..."

"Then we went to have a meal, and the woman left, but my dad gave me a lot of money as a hush money."

"..." Gu Bai asked, "Is it really not what I thought?"

"Really, that woman found a foreigner who has been living abroad all these years. It is said that she had a relationship with my dad in high school, and she didn't have a good relationship with my mom. They talked about it during dinner. I am Good boy, tell my mother everything, my father is afraid that my mother will be jealous and quarrel with him, so he gave me money," Qi Le looked at him, "Think about my father being such a rich and good man , Most of them are posted by women, but he doesn't even look at it, he only treats my mother well, how can he find mistress."

Gu Bai nodded, leaned forward and kissed him: "Then what else do you have to worry about?"

Qi Le thought it was right, she felt relieved, chatted with him a few more words, and then fell into a deep sleep. In the dream, his father came to the apartment and saw him living in his son's former room, using his son's former things , suddenly became furious, and beat him out with a stick before he could explain, so he crawled back pitifully and explained that he was a soul wearer, but at this moment the screen changed, and many Taoist monks came, and they stuck sticks on him. A bunch of talismans, circled around him a few times and roasted him on the fire, saying that he was going to exorcise ghosts, and a group of TV people were filming beside him, the host was spitting, holding a microphone to explain excitedly, he was roast He had to scream, and finally his father and Gu Bai rushed to rescue him, and the three of them ran for their lives together and fled to a cave.

This place belongs to the deep mountains and old forests. Dad told them to hide it, and then went out to find food by himself. Zhong came back, holding the tiger in his left hand and the rabbit in his right hand, looking at them in shock, he immediately fell to his knees with a plop, and came out of the closet with tears streaming down his face.

Dad was furious, he took him away, it was useless to let him cry, and finally took him to a house and locked them up, not allowing them to meet each other, poor Gu Bai came all the way to find him with Xiaoquan in his arms, they separated Looking at a big river in the distance, there is no way to cross the river, but at this moment Ye Shuichuan, Shen Shu, Baby Face and many other psychopaths suddenly appeared to build bridges for them, body connected to body, the picture was quite scary, he "Aww" I woke up with a bang.

Gu Bai had just finished cooking, when he heard the sound, he immediately opened the door, sat by the bed and asked worriedly: "What's wrong?"

Qi Le looked around and realized that she had returned to reality. She couldn't help wiping the cold sweat from her forehead: "I'm having a nightmare."

Gu Bai rubbed his head: "What dream?"

The corners of Qi Le's mouth twitched, no matter how I thought about it, the dream was too terrifying. If I remember correctly, there seemed to be a skeleton in the cave, with a sharp sword stuck in it, and a book of martial arts beside it. "It's far worse than that, he said nothing, and slowly got up and dressed.

Gu Bai stared at him: "Are you all right? What kind of dream, how could it scare you like this?"

Qi Le floated into the bathroom to wash up, struggled for a while, and looked at him silently: "I dreamed that I came out of the closet, and then my dad wouldn't let us meet, making us look like Cowherd and Weaver Girl. I only saw it once, what a pity."

Gu Bai was stunned, seeing that he had cleaned up, he hugged him and rubbed him, dragged him to eat, and comforted him with a smile: "It's okay, one day in the sky, one year in the ground, we see each other every day."

Qi Le: "..."

Gu Bai pushed him on the chair: "Eat."

Holding the chopsticks, Qi Le was silent for a while before speaking: "...you ruined a poignant and touching love story."

"You insisted on asking." Gu Bai kissed him with a smile, then calmly walked across and sat down, "Don't be dazed, eat quickly, and go to class after eating."

"……Oh."

Time passed quickly, and in a blink of an eye it was the day when Qi's father came to City C. Qi Le's tension suddenly reached its peak, his mind was full of acquaintance with his relatives, and he was seriously out of shape. Wan Lei once came to ask the reason, but was told "It's okay" was dismissed, so I had to give up for the time being.

Although Ning Xiao didn't talk to him during this period, he couldn't help but keep his eyes on someone. He could see the problem at this time, but he was always arrogant and felt that it would be too embarrassing to speak first, so he endured it all the time. However, more and more attention was paid to that person, and it was even a little uncontrollable.

"Ning Xiao, Ning Xiao?"

Ning Xiao regained consciousness slightly, and found that it was the school committee, and asked indifferently: "What's the matter?"

"Well, this homework will be due next Thursday, and we will do the courseware in groups," the person handed over the list, "A group of six, here is the list, remember the people in your group, and then you can discuss and choose a group leader , tell me later, I'll hand it in when I finish the statistics."

Ning Xiao took a quick glance and found that they are usually grouped by dormitory when encountering such a situation, and the dormitories are arranged in descending order according to major and student number, so one or two people with student numbers at the front or at the end of the class will be grouped with other majors. In the same dormitory, at this time, these people should either be inserted into other groups in batches, or gathered together to form a group, the latter is often more likely, and he and someone don't live on campus, so they are naturally grouped together.His mood immediately improved, he nodded, and watched the school committee go to deliver the list elsewhere, and then it was delivered to that person very quickly.

Qi Le came to class on time every day, and left after class. He had almost no friends. Among the piles of names, he only knew Ning Xiao. The others were heard by the teacher when he was called, but he didn't know who it was. He threw the list to the students. Committee, thinking that since it is a group, those people must come to him.

Ning Xiao knew that he would continue to sit indifferently, so he got up to discuss with other people in the group, and then walked up to him: "They have finished the selection, let me ask you what you mean."

Qi Le responded: "Anyway, I don't know anyone, I can choose anyone, I have no objection."

Ning Xiao nodded, and finally got down to business: "What's the matter with you recently?"

"No comment."

Ning Xiao was silent for a moment, as usual, he would have left when he heard this, but maybe the cold war during this period was too tough, he didn't move, but his eyes were colder: "I care about you."

"No need," Qi Le waved his hand, "Go away, let me be quiet."

Speaking of this, Ning Xiao would stay unless he was thick-skinned. He gave him a cold look, turned his head and left, returned to his seat with a cold face, remained silent for a moment, and simply took out his mobile phone to find someone to chat with. He didn't believe it. He found another person who liked him, chatted with a few people for a while, and suddenly saw a text message coming in. When he opened it, he found that it was the younger brother who was often called "Little Baby" by someone, and it said: "They said you finally Started to reconnect with the little friends in the circle, looking for a bed partner?"

He tapped on the keyboard: "Even if it is, you're useless, I'm already tired of playing with you."

The baby face on the other end quickly replied: "I know, I just want to ask you if you're like this because you were beaten by brother Xiaoyuan?"

Ning Xiao: "..."

Babyface continued: "I heard from my brother that he has multiple personalities. I checked it online and found that each personality has its own memories and preferences. Judging from the current situation, this personality is completely different from the previous brother Xiaoyuan. On the contrary, the things I like are also two extremes.”

Ning Xiao thought for a while, it seemed to be the case, and replied patiently: "So?"

Babyface answered irrelevantly: "Brother Xiao Yuan really loved you so much."

"..." Ning Xiao's face immediately darkened, this person was obviously saying that people hate him so much now, he is not interested in talking nonsense with him, so he directly blocked the number, threw the phone on the table, and subconsciously looked at that person , the always indifferent eyes brought a little complexity.

Qi Le continued to struggle in class, kept pulling out his mobile phone to check the time, and finally stayed up until noon, when he heard the teacher say that get out of class was over, he picked up his bag and ran, standing downstairs waiting for Gu Bo, asking him when he would see his father.

Gu Bai knew that he was getting more and more nervous recently, so he could only patiently accompany him: "Where should we go for lunch?"

Qi Le opened the door and got into the car, without answering, and looked at him dryly: "Where's my dad?"

"He just arrived, and he has to go to the hotel to discuss business. It's all entertainment, so I definitely won't be able to spare time today." Gu Bai patted his head, "I have already called and said that I have something to ask him, and I will meet tomorrow .”

Qi Le responded and sat down obediently.

Gu Bai drove away: "Where are we going to eat?"

"whatever."

"Don't be casual, think of one, use your brain, lest you always think about something else."

Qi Le pursed her lips, thought for a long time, and suddenly asked: "You said you wanted to invite me to eat roast duck, haven't you invited me yet?"

Gu Bai smiled, and drove to the roast duck restaurant near S University. The taste of this restaurant is quite good, but Xiao Le used to be unable to eat too greasy food due to heart disease. Now that he has changed his body, he has no worries.The two went in to find a place to sit down, ordered food, and waited patiently. It was already noon, and the inside was already overcrowded, most of them were students from nearby.Qi Le looked around, trying to see if he would meet his former classmates, but he saw five or six people sitting at a table over there, and one of them was quite familiar, and it was a Taoist priest.

Those people are all students of S University, occupying a favorable location, and they came early. At this time, they had finished eating and were about to leave. The Taoist suddenly saw him when he turned around, and let them go first, while he came over and sat down without blinking. stare at someone.

Although his appearance is calm, his eyes are faintly shining. Qi Le has never been looked at by him with such enthusiastic eyes, and he immediately shrinks to the side: "...what do you want to do?"

The Taoist stared at him: "Your idea is very good, I can make hundreds of dollars a day."

The corner of Qi Le's mouth twitched, and he thought to himself that 10 yuan for a talisman, ten people buy one hundred, this person is the chairman of the student union, even if he loses his memory now, there should be people who would support him, not to mention the names of these talismans have "personality", there is always curiosity Most people will buy it, especially girls, he nodded: "Oh, is there anything else?"

"There are very few people who buy Guarantee Talismans, and none of them can be sold."

"...Nonsense, it's not exam week now, if you sell it during exam week, someone must buy it."

The Taoist nodded calmly, indicating that he had written it down, and stared at him: "Any other ideas?"

Qi Le: "..."

Seeing that he didn't answer, the Taoist began to take out his pocket: "Amulet, wear it to keep you safe."

"...I don't want to thank you."

"No money from you."

Qi Le was startled, and looked at him in surprise: "Are you so kind? Last time you were in the hospital, you said you were going to stab a villain."

The Taoist was silent for a moment, then said sincerely: "I will forget if you don't mention it, don't worry, I will dismantle the villain when I go back."

Qi Le: "..."

Damn, you really did it? !You are simply insane!

Gu Bai heard it clearly, and immediately frowned: "What's going on?"

"It's okay, I'll go back and tell you." Qi Le hurriedly reassured, lest a certain magic stick be dismantled by this person before he had time to dismantle the villain.

Gu Bai stared at him for a while, but didn't say anything after all.

The Taoist was completely unaware that he was in danger, so he returned to the topic just now: "This is for you, as a thank you gift, if you have any good ideas in the future, remember to contact me at any time."

Qi Le took it silently: "...Is there anything else?"

The Taoist thought for a while: "Business matters are gone, as for studies...can you tell me how to memorize the periodic table of elements?"

Gu Bai: "..."

Qi Le: "..."

The Taoist took out a crumpled piece of paper, which was the periodic table of elements: "I've memorized it for several days, but I still can't memorize it completely."

"..." Qi Le said, "What education did you have before?"

"I grew up in an orphanage, and my education level is only at the level of junior high school." The Taoist voice was very light, calm and still, "Now I suddenly transmigrate into a college student, I want to make a good use of it."

Qi Le was silent for a while: "It's almost a month since the school started, you should have taken the experimental class, right? How did you do it?"

The Taoist sighed a long time: "I watched them, and I did whatever they did. As a result, the finished product they made was powder, and mine was lumped. They scooped the powder with a spoon, and I cut it with a knife... The teacher stood I watched it in front of me for a long time, and said something very good."

"……very good?"

"Well, I was taken away by him the next day, and I was asked to take tutoring with a senior brother. It is said that the senior brother failed the experiment before and was injured, and also lost his memory. Now he is learning again."

A message flashed through Qi Le's mind very quickly, and he was startled: "Department of Chemistry?"

"Well, what?"

Qi Le didn't answer, he used to be a student of S University, and he was naturally more profound than ordinary people about certain things. He remembered that last year, a top student in the chemistry department exploded due to a failed experiment, and blew up the laboratory on the first floor of the experimental building in the East District of the school. He became a pile of scum, but he miraculously survived and was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment, but it was a pity that he went crazy after waking up and was directly sent to a mental hospital. …Shen loves the hospital, he hurriedly asked: "Is your senior brother very good-looking, even prettier than women?"

The Taoist nodded: "But he doesn't like to talk, he doesn't say a word every day, it's colder."

Qi Le immediately looked at him sympathetically: "...be careful, your brother is a killer."

Taoist priest:"……"

Gu Bai: "..."

"What do you mean by looking at me like this? What I said is true," Qi Le explained the matter quickly, "This incident was on the news at the time. When he woke up, he said that he was a killer and was sent to a mental illness. Hospital, who knew it would come out."

Taoist priest:"……"

The Taoist priest felt bad after being stimulated by this news, he got up lightly, and left without saying goodbye.Qi Le silently watched him leave, and then thought that since the Taoist knew the truth, he probably wouldn't offend that person, so he lowered his head to eat, continued with class after dinner, and went back to the apartment to roll around at night, unable to sleep because he could see his father tomorrow.

Gu Bai knew that he was under a lot of pressure, and now that he had set a meeting date, this person would definitely not be able to sleep, so he didn't even want to put him on the bed and start eating, to decompress him, and satisfy his wish by the way, looking at him condescendingly: " Be good, call out."

Qi Le was so tormented by him, her eyes were full of water vapor, she couldn't take it anymore: "... let go."

"Hey, just call me and I'll let you cum."

Qi Le struggled for a while, her eyes became more steamy, and said pitifully, "...husband."

Gu Bai's eyes sank immediately, and he was even more excited to eat his wife. Thanks to him, Qi Le slept quite well that night, and the next day he was refreshed even though his waist was sore.Gu Bai happily patted his head: "Look, there are no dark circles or bags under the eyes, and his complexion is good. It just so happened that we met relatives today."

Qi Le: "..."

Qi Le remembered how he was tortured last night, and immediately rushed to bite him.

Gu Bai dodged with a smile: "Don't bite, how do you explain it when your dad sees it?"

Qi Le paused, and continued to pounce: "I bite where he can't see!"

Gu Bai: "..."

The two rolled around on the bed before getting up. Today is the weekend and they don't have to go to class. They cleaned up the house and waited until noon, finally seeing the praying father come.Qi Le sat on the sofa and looked at him without blinking. Dad was in good spirits, but he seemed to be getting older. His eyes turned red immediately, and he couldn't restrain his excitement at all. His rationality was useless, and he rushed forward. Choked up howling: "Dad!"

Praying Father: "..."

Gu Bai: "..."

Father Qi was silent for a while, then looked at Gu Bai: "Xiao Bai, you said something... did you want to tell me that I have an illegitimate child?"

Qi Le: "..."

Gu Bai: "..."