This World Has Gone Crazy

There were enough people in the lounge, so Gu Bai didn't participate in the poker game, but chose to watch the game from the sidelines, hugging his wife leisurely, occasionally giving advice, or paying for his wife when she lost money.Yi Hangyuan didn't have such a good life, and he would lose all his money soon after a few strokes. He looked at someone angrily: "It's not fair, you are not allowed to borrow money, and you will take off your clothes if you lose!"

Qi Le squinted at him lazily: "In order to keep me company with you?"

"Don't curse me, I still have money now, and I can win it back after a few games," Yi Hang stared, "Anyway, you are not allowed to borrow any more."

"I didn't borrow it," Qi Le said with a serious face, "The money was originally my money, but it was only temporarily put in his wallet. Do you have any objections?"

"..." Yi Hang said, "You are talking nonsense with your eyes open!"

Qi Le was unmoved: "If you don't believe me, ask him."

Gu Bai's eyes were full of smiles, he leaned over to kiss his wife, and said without waiting for someone to ask, "Well, it's all his."

"..." Yi Hang said, "You guys are too evil!"

"You don't care," Qi Le glanced at him while drawing cards, "Why do you go out with such a small amount of money? What if something happens to you?"

"I told that bastard to come to the bar tonight, and he said he would pick me up after overtime," Yi Hang snorted, "Then why should I bring money?"

"That's true," Qi Le looked down at the cards in his hand, paused, and suddenly asked curiously, "How was your talk last time, I heard that you are going to the amusement park, have you gone?"

"Not yet, the bastard said that the time is not ripe, what do you mean by that?"

The corner of Qi Le's mouth twitched: "How do I know, have they figured out another way besides this?"

"No, I would rather die than submit. I don't agree with their idea. Although that person is a bit of a jerk, he still listens to me," Yi Hang said with a smug face. Research, it seems that I don’t know where to post the post, he won’t let me see it, but no matter what, it’s more normal than those people, right?”

Qi Le thought about it: "I hope."

"It's not hope, it must be more normal than them," Yi Hang clenched his fists swearingly, then suddenly remembered something, turned to look at him, "Let me tell you that you left early last time and didn't hear anything exciting, that bastard friend There is a university professor here, I heard them say that in order to chase his students, he bought wave drums for children and wind-up toy piglets for them, and even played AV for them in order to make his students respond, you said this is also Is it from Mars?"

"..." Qi Le asked, "Really?"

"Really, I heard it with my own ears. That person is a professor of the Department of Chemistry at S University." Yi Hang paused slightly, "Hey, I remember that the Taoist seems to be from the Department of Chemistry, right?"

Qi Le was silent for a moment, then nodded.

"Damn it, he's so unlucky to have such a teacher with abnormal thinking," Yi Hang gloated, and then sighed regretfully, "It's a pity that that person fell in love with his ice student. If he could fall in love with a Taoist priest, I'm more balanced mentally."

The corner of Qi Le's mouth twitched, he didn't bother to pay attention to him, and continued to play cards.

Yi Hang was not lucky or skilled, so he quickly lost all his money and took off two socks in a row. He was about to take off something else, so he raised his head silently: "Can I borrow some money?"

Qi Le looked up at the sky: "You can't borrow money as you said."

Yi Hang: "..."

The group of boys looked at him: "Uncle, get off quickly."

Yi Hang was furious: "I'm ten years older than you, so I call my elder brother!"

"No, who told you to offend Brother Xiao Yuan just now?"

Yi Hang reacted for a second, looked at someone angrily, and Qi Le twitched his mouth: "From now on, I will call you brother, and you, I am willing to bet and take it off, can't afford to lose?"

Yi Hang snorted, took off his T-shirt resignedly, and continued playing.

Qi Le glanced at him: "...Why are you wearing so many amulets around your neck?"

"I spent money to buy it, so I can't waste it."

Qi Le: "..."

Yi Hang concentrated on watching the cards, and occasionally won a few hands, but quickly lost them all. After half an hour, he only had a pair of underwear left. He looked at someone pitifully: "Still...still playing?"

Qi Le leaned against Gu Bai's arms with a smile, looked at him with satisfaction, and nodded: "Fun, you will be out when you take off all the clothes, let's continue."

"...can I exit now?"

Qi Le thought for a while, but when he was about to answer, he saw the door suddenly opened, and saw his brother-in-law leading Lu Yanbin, and said with a smile: "He should be here..." His words were reflected in the situation in the room Immediately after that, he paused and raised his eyebrows, "It's so lively."

After Yi Hang saw Lu Yanbin, he shrank to the side and hid. Lu Yanbin followed him all the time. He saw that he was wearing the underwear he bought with little strawberries printed on it, holding two amulets to cover the little dots on his chest, and looked up silently. Looking at him, how pitiful he looked, his eyes suddenly sank.

Qi Le looked at his eyes, then looked at someone's appearance, thinking two hundred and five, are you courting death?

Zhong Ruiyuan also looked over, hurriedly called those people to the lounge next to him, and pushed Qi Le and Gu Bai out by the way.Qi Le didn't understand, so she said, "Brother, what are you doing?"

Zhong Ruiyuan chuckled and didn't answer, but went to another place to ask for a bottle of lubricant, then took out two condoms from his pocket, threw them all to Lu Yanbin, patted him on the shoulder encouragingly, then left, and closed the door with his backhand.

Qi Le: "..."

Zhong Ruiyuan called him and Gu Bai to sit in the lobby, and asked with a smile: "I heard from your brother that you have multiple personalities? Don't worry, I don't care, you will still be my brother from now on."

Those of your friends are crazy, of course you don't care...Qi Le's face was full of black lines, and he pulled Gu Bai out of the corridor with him.

As soon as those people left, the lounge suddenly fell into a dead silence. Yi Hang looked at the sofa opposite, and wanted to scratch the wall with regret. His clothes were all there. what to do?He looked at the things in someone's hand, and tremblingly advised: "Brother, take a deep breath, you have to calm down."

Lu Yanbin didn't answer, but stared at him silently.Yi Hang's liver trembled, his face turned pale.Lu Yanbin froze for a while, put the things in his hand aside, went to pull him up, went to the sofa to sit down, pulled his chin and kissed him.This kiss was a bit fierce, and the smell of each other quickly spread between the lips and teeth. Yi Hang was forced to raise his head, and subconsciously grabbed his arm, and then felt that the man's breathing became heavier and he trembled.

Lu Yanbin hugged him all the time, his palms were directly attached to the skin of his back, at this moment he felt it naturally, and finally let go.Yi Hang took a few breaths, squeezed his T-shirt and slowly rubbed it to the side.Lu Yanbin patted his head, handed him the pants next to him, and said calmly: "I promised you that I would chase you first before doing it."

Yi Hang seemed to have received an amnesty, and quickly put on his clothes, thinking that this bastard still had merit.

Lu Yanbin pulled him, picked up the condom next to him: "Let's go."

"..." Yi Hang asked, "What are you doing with that?"

"Go back."

Yi Hang: "..."

When the two went out, Zhong Ruiyuan and the others had already found a place to sit down and were chatting. Seeing them all look up, Zhong Ruiyuan raised his eyebrows with a smile: "Didn't do it?"

Lu Yanbin nodded, put the two condoms on the table, and Zhong Ruiyuan put them into his pockets with a smile: "Should you sit down and have a drink or go back? We just talked about you."

Yi Hang intuitively thought that it was something about his own body, so he regained his energy and sat down hastily. After thinking about it, he felt wrong, and looked at someone: "Honey, I'm hungry, can you go and buy me a KFC? "

Hearing the long-lost address, Lu Yanbin couldn't help being startled. Knowing that he wanted to distract him, he glanced at his friend, nodded, and turned to leave. Anyway, he could ask Zhong Ruiyuan afterwards.

Yi Hang watched him go out, and immediately turned his gaze back: "I will listen to whatever you are talking about."

"I'm talking about your man," Qi Le looked at him sympathetically, "Do you know that there is a word in this world called face control?"

Yi Hang was silent for a while, pointing to his face: "Yan Kong?"

"Well, it is said that there was a returnee who was better than you when you were recruiting, but you had a photo on your resume, and it happened to be seen by your man, so you were the last recruit. My brother-in-law said that even if you pull out one eyelash, you man I am satisfied with it." Qi Le took a few glances, this man's facial features are delicate, and he looks very gentle, not that kind of beautiful type at all, he couldn't help feeling, "Your man is really amazing, isn't it true?"

Yihang: "=口="

Yi Hang said weakly: "Well...then what?"

Zhong Ruiyuan picked up the wine glass to drink, looked at him with a smile, and searched for words: "You used to have bad intentions, and you saw that Ah Bin was good to you. You thought he liked you, so you started chasing him. In fact, Ah Bin just likes to look at your face. , I don't like your personality," he paused slightly, looked at someone, and said appreciatively, "but your current personality is pretty good, that's what he likes."

Yihang: "=口="

The face and temper are all right, no wonder that bastard refuses to let him go!Yi Hang decided to go for plastic surgery if it really didn't work. He drank alcohol to suppress his shock: "Continue?"

"A Bin originally didn't intend to agree, but he really liked your face, so he wanted to give it a try. Unfortunately, later," Zhong Ruiyuan held a glass of wine and stared at him with a smile, "it turned out that you had another purpose and wanted to steal the company. confidential."

"..." Yi Hang was dumbfounded, "Didn't it just embezzle public funds?"

Qi Le was silent for a moment, and patted him on the shoulder: "Thank you man, it's good that you haven't gone to prison now."

Yi Hang: "..."

Qi Le ignored him and looked at Gu Bai: "I'm luckier than him."

Gu Bai hugged him all the time, at this moment he lowered his head when he heard the words, and instantly met his daughter-in-law's small eyes, knowing that he was referring to time travel, he rubbed his head: "Yes."

Qi Le nestled obediently in his arms, looked at her brother-in-law: "Then they broke up?"

"No," Zhong Ruiyuan said, "Abin wanted to find out the instigator through him, but then the other end was alert and immediately withdrew, and the clue was broken. After that, Abin broke up with him. The stolen information is all To lure them into the bait, it was fake, but the account moved was real. Abin wanted to use this to get him to confess, but he was injured and admitted to the hospital suddenly. After waking up, his temperament changed drastically. You will understand."

A flash in Qi Le's mind Lu Yanbin found someone in the psychiatric department, wanting to see if he was pretending to be crazy, but he saw the latter blinking innocent and pitiful eyes and looking at him, his soft heart was hit hard in an instant, and since then Once out of control, he couldn't help but look at someone sympathetically.

Yi Hang sniffed: "Then how did I get hurt?"

"This," Zhong Ruiyuan took a sip of wine, "who knows."

Lu Yanbin came back very quickly, the topic of several people had already changed, he put the bag on the table, touched Yi Hang's head: "Eat here or go back to eat?"

Yi Hang thought for a while, secretly thought that he knew almost everything he wanted to know anyway, so he might as well go back and play games, so he got up: "Go back."

Gu Bai glanced at the time and wanted to go back to have a big meal, so he asked his wife: "Shall we go back too?"

Qi Le looked at Zhong Ruiyuan: "Does my brother have anything else to do besides giving me Buddhist scriptures?"

"It should be gone."

Qi Le nodded: "Then we are leaving too."

Zhong Ruiyuan reminded: "Take the Buddhist scriptures with you, read more, don't become a murderer."

"..." Qi Le said, "No thanks!"

Knowing that his wife was upset, Gu Bai took the book for him, and went out with Lu Yanbin and the others. The road here is not wide, and there are tall plane trees planted on both sides. When the night wind blows, it rattles.The cars of the two were on the opposite side, so they crossed the road to pick up the car, but at this moment they heard a rush of accelerator pedals coming, and they were about to bump into Yi Hang and Qi Le who were walking at the end.

Since the cars were parked in different directions, the two couples walked separately. Qi Le and Yi Hang were five or six steps away, and Qi Le was the first to bear the brunt.

Just as Gu Bo turned his head, he saw the car almost brushing past his wife, and hugged him in his arms in fright. Qi Le also broke out in a cold sweat. He turned his head subconsciously, and saw that the car continued to drive at high speed. Yi Hang bumped into it.

Yi Hang opened his eyes wide, and the scene before his death suddenly flooded up, his mind went blank, and he had no time to regain his senses.Lu Yanbin had already turned his head when he heard the sound, and quickly pulled him into his arms. He used too much force, and the two of them fell backwards and fell to the ground together. The car passed them without stopping. , turned a corner in front and disappeared quickly.

Lu Yanbin protected Yi Hang in his arms, which acted as a cushion for human flesh. He glanced around the corner, with a slight chill in his usually calm eyes.Yi Hang's face turned pale, and his body trembled a little. Lu Yanbin read the information and knew that this person died in a car accident. He felt shadowed about this kind of thing, so he patted his head: "It's okay."

Qi Le had already pulled Gu Bai over at this time, he looked at them a few times, and when he saw that they were fine, he said with lingering fear: "Fuck, what's the matter with that car, is it drunk driving? You have to be so drunk to dare to bump into two people? "

Lu Yanbin's expression remained unchanged, and he asked Yi Hang to stand up and rubbed him again: "Let's go, go home."

Several people were delayed for some time because of this episode, and then they left one after another.Gu Bai held his wife's hand most of the time along the way, and when he returned to the apartment, he hugged him tightly, turned around and pushed him against the door, and kissed him deeply in the dark living room.