This World Has Gone Crazy

Qi Le threw the lubricant into the trash can in the living room, then tied the trash bag and put it at the door, and threw it away when he was about to go downstairs, and then returned to his bedroom. He was about the same height as the original owner, and the clothes from his previous life were completely dressed. It fit well, but it saved him a lot of money on clothes.He simply dressed and went to the bathroom to wash up, then fell silent for a moment, blinked, and blinked again, angrily: "Second circle, come here for me!"

Gu Bai had already adjusted his emotions. Anyway, the tools for committing the crime were still there, and there would always be a chance in the future. He leaned against the bathroom door, looked at him in a good mood, and asked knowingly, "What?"

Qi Le pointed to her neck: "What is this?"

"Hickey."

"..." Qi Le said, "I know it's a hickey, I'm asking why you did it."

Because I want to declare ownership... Gu Bai hugged him with a smile, and rubbed his head: "It's okay, I just messed with it a little. I was too excited last night and couldn't control it. Be careful next time."

Qi Le couldn't help recalling the confusion last night, her face was a little hot: "...No next time."

"Isn't it very comfortable?" Gu Bai whispered into his ear, "You admitted it when I asked you last night, but you didn't tell me to stop afterwards, right?"

Qi Le: "..."

As a person with almost zero emotional experience, no EQ, and struggling to hold hands for half a month, Qi Le felt that this topic was too lewd, so he broke away from someone's arms and forced himself to be calm: "Get out, I wash up."

Gu Bai looked at his red earlobes, didn't tease him anymore, turned around and went to the living room to put the breakfast on the table, and waited patiently for him.

Qi Le quickly finished washing, and walked slowly to the living room, a little tangled, he has not figured out how he feels about this person, but to be honest, what happened last night is not annoying, on the contrary, his feeling is not bad, However, they have been together for so long, they have been brothers and even relatives for so many years, and they are too familiar with each other. Now that this happened suddenly, he felt a little embarrassed and at a loss for a while.

Seeing him coming out, Gu Bai smiled and stepped forward to pull his chin, and gave him a lingering good morning kiss.

Qi Le's heart trembled slightly, he felt the warm and soft tongue stirred in his mouth, and the refreshing fragrance spread along with it, constantly hitting the nerves, making people intoxicated, he subconsciously grabbed his clothes, and slowly closed his eyes.

Gu Bai didn't kiss for too long, and quickly let go of him: "Let's eat."

"Hmm." Qi Le panted lightly, sat down and drank the porridge obediently, without saying a word.

Gu Bai glanced at him, with a comfortable smile on the corner of his mouth, and he didn't speak. He had already guessed that if they made a little progress, Xiao Le would definitely be embarrassed, but it didn't matter, this person would gradually get used to it.A general love affair eventually develops from a lover to a relative, and their relationship has long been similar to that of a relative. Love can be regarded as a kind of adjustment, making them closer than before.

The two quickly finished eating, and Gu Bai sent him to school: "You have no class in the second period, are you going to go home or stay at school?"

Qi Le thought for a while: "At school, I want to review."

"I have class in the second period. After class, I will pick you up for dinner."

Qi Le nodded, said goodbye to him, and opened the door to leave. He arrived late this time, and he happened to be in class when he entered the classroom.Wan Lei took a seat in the front row for him, and then beckoned him over: "I thought you weren't coming, are you up late?"

"Well, I drank a little too much last night." Qi Le sat down beside him and began to listen to the lecture. He tilted his head slightly, and his neck was unobstructed.Wan Lei suddenly saw the red marks on it, his expression darkened, and he quickly looked away.Qi Le listened briefly, and found that it was all conceptual content, so he felt bored. He looked sideways and found that there were test materials spread out on Wan Lei's desk, and asked curiously: "Which school are you going to take?"

"S is big."

"S is big." Qi Le was quite emotional. He studied there in his previous life, but unfortunately he could only study a major he didn't like here after time travel. However, the Taoist priest is now a student of the Department of Chemistry at S University. what degree.

Wan Lei looked at him: "What?"

"It's okay," Qi Le came back to his senses, "S University is a good school, you work hard."

Wan Lei nodded, remained silent for a while and asked, "How did you and your boyfriend meet?"

Qi Le was stunned, and suddenly remembered that he bumped his head against the tombstone tragically in the cemetery, and couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth: "He and I are quite famous in the circle, I have heard of each other before, and then one day we suddenly met and chatted for a while , and then I got acquainted."

"After you lost your memory?"

"Well, what?"

"It's nothing," Wan Lei explained, "You have always liked Ning Xiao before, but now you suddenly change, I'm just a little curious."

"Ning Xiao is a scumbag. I only fell in love with him when I was blind."

This is the truth... Wan Lei thought in his heart, and then asked: "You don't feel anything about him now?"

"No."

"Then can you remember anything about him? Don't you have any impression of him?"

"Well, no," Qi Le turned to look at him, and said seriously, "If I have a chance in the future, I will introduce someone to you. He also likes gossip. I think you will definitely have a good chat. What's more, you and him watch It doesn't look like the kind of person who likes to gossip, this world is really amazing."

Wan Lei: "..."

The class time passed quickly, Qi Le packed up his things and prepared to go to the library to review, but at this moment the mobile phone rang, he took it out to have a look, struggled for a while and then answered it: "Hello?"

"Zheng, Xiao, Yuan!" Yi Hang paused every word, almost gnashing his teeth, "I heard from your brother-in-law that you came up with the idea of ​​watching movies, huh? You are too wicked! Bastard, how could you come up with that? Idea?! And the idea of ​​taking a bath is too fucking wicked! You know that bastard's brain circuit is not normal, as long as it is his friend's advice, why do you still..."

"..." Qi Le said, "Hello? Hello? What's going on? I can't hear your voice!"

"...Ah?" Yi Hang was surprised, and after a while, "Did you hear it now?"

Qi Le continued to call: "Hello? Hey! Damn it, are you there? Is your phone flooded? Hey, what's going on?"

"Can't you hear it yet? Let me see, the signal on my side is full, move," Yi Hang howled, "Ahhhh! Cough...I've got a sore throat from yelling. Reached?"

Qi Le was so shocked that he removed the receiver, and said through the air: "Hello! I can't hear you, oops, my phone is almost out of battery..." He hung up and turned off the phone calmly.

Wan Lei: "..."

The loud voice just now...is it impossible not to hear it?

Qi Le looked at him: "I'm going to the library, are you going?"

Wan Lei nodded, and left with him. He stayed with him all the time. When Gu Bai came to pick him up at noon, he went downstairs with him, and asked casually, "Where are you going to eat?"

"It's nearby," Qi Le thought, thinking that this person took good care of him and was worthy of a deep friendship, so he asked, "Are you going? Anyway, there is class in the first period in the afternoon, and we will come back to class together after eating."

"Alright." Wan Lei agreed immediately, and opened the door to get in the car.

Gu Bai didn't even have a chance to speak, so helpless, he glanced at him calmly through the rearview mirror, and drove away.A few people found a nearby restaurant, went in and sat down, and ordered a few dishes. Wan Lei listened to the name of the cold dish and looked at Qi Le: "You want to eat this? There are coriander in it."

Qi Le was surprised: "Then what happened?"

Wan Lei reminded: "You didn't like coriander before."

Qi Le was startled and blinked: "I lost my memory, and then I thought it was delicious, so I ate it."

Wan Lei didn't say anything more, waited, and soon saw the food coming up, he observed for a while, pointed to the food he ordered: "You don't want to eat?"

Qi Le shook his head: "I don't eat spicy food." He had a congenital heart disease in his previous life, so he didn't eat greasy food, and he seldom ate spicy food, so his taste was bland.

Wan Lei responded and lowered his head to eat.

Sitting beside him watching, Gu Bai squinted his eyes. He felt that it was necessary to remind Xiao Le to stay away from this person in the future, otherwise something might happen.

Both Qi Le and Gu Bai had only one class this afternoon, and it happened to be the first class. After the two finished their classes, they went back to the apartment together. In the evening, Qi Le went to work as usual. Gu Bai wanted him to quit his job. , but Qi Le said to be self-reliant, Gu Bai had no choice but to follow him.Shen Shu and Babyface are both here today, Qi Le greeted them, and was about to go on stage to play the piano, but Babyface pulled him back, and he couldn't help turning around: "What's the matter?"

Babyface took out his phone, and faced him expressionlessly: "Brother Xiaoyuan, lift your chin a little, I'll take a picture."

Qi Le asked understandingly: "Want to take pictures of hickeys?"

"Well, send it to Xiao, and disgust him." The baby face found an angle, took his face and neck into it together, took a satisfied look, and then let go.

Qi Le has gradually gotten used to their convulsions, and at the moment, he didn't show any sign at all, and went to play the piano calmly, but when he got down, he saw Shen Shu walking back in a hurry, and was suddenly surprised: "What's going on?"

"You can come together too," Shen Shu pulled him back, "Xiao Chuan's text message said that a drunkard molested him, I'll go to save him..."

Qi Le: "..."

Fuck, if you dare to tease his elder brother, will that person still die?

The few people walked into the corridor while they were talking, at this moment, a person flew out of one of the private rooms and fell to the ground with a slap, then Ye Shuichuan stepped out slowly, stepped on his chest, and looked down at him: "Fuck, are you courting death?"

Qi Le: "..."

Shen Shu strode over: "What's going on?"

"He wants to rape me!"

"Damn it!" Shen Shu was angry, "If he dares to rape you, he dares to rape me, and he cannot be spared!"

Ye Shuichuan nodded: "What do you want?"

Shen Shu thought for a while: "Treat him!"

"Good idea," Ye Shuichuan said, "I'll help you!"

"go!"

The two dragged the people on the ground and rushed into the private room happily, then Shen Shu quickly ran to the rest room to get a bag, and carried it in.Qi Le struggled for a while, walked forward slowly, opened the door to take a look, was shocked, I wipe, the live version of SM!This is too exciting!

Babyface waited at the bar for a while, but when his eldest brother didn't return, he also came to the back: "Brother Xiaoyuan, where is my brother?"

Qi Le silently pointed to the door.The baby looked at her face, was startled for a moment, then hurriedly took out her mobile phone and switched to the camera, opened the door and ran wildly, and started shooting up, down, left, and right.

Qi Le: "..."

Damn, this world is too messy!

"What are you doing standing here?"

Qi Le turned around and found that it was Gu Bai, and blinked: "Mu...Mu Shi..."

Gu Bai stepped forward in surprise, looked at his daughter-in-law, and the first thing he said was: "Don't learn from them."

"..." Qi Le's mouth twitched, "I know."

The daughter-in-law is really obedient... Gu Bai rubbed him in satisfaction, and began to think about the possibility of getting him drunk tonight.

Qi Le glanced at the door again, and really felt that it was better to go home. He was about to leave, but saw his elder brother came out and was still on the phone: "Are you here? I'm behind, um..." He hung up, looked at The end of the corridor.

Qi Le also looked over, and soon saw Zhong Ruiyuan coming, the man looked kindly, and asked with a smile: "Someone raped you?"

Qi Le: "..."

Nima, your wife is about to be raped, and you are still laughing?

Ye Shuichuan nodded: "People are inside."

Zhong Ruiyuan went in with a smile, and closed the door with his backhand.Qi Le struggled for a moment, wanting to take a look, but only heard a furious voice: "Zheng Xiaoyuan, I finally saw you!"

He hurriedly turned his head and found that it was a certain [-]. He was immediately startled: "You ran away again?"

"You just ran away!" Yi Hang said, "That bastard asked his friend to give an idea tonight, of course I will follow, the original location is the bar they often go to, but your brother-in-law heard that your brother-in-law Something happened, so they temporarily changed places."

Those friends... Qi Le reacted silently for a second, and pulled Gu Bai: "Go, go home."

"Let's take a look first, don't kill anyone." Gu Bai rubbed his head, thinking that he was thinking about how to irrigate him, and finally the opportunity came.