This World Has Gone Crazy

Qi Le changed various topics and tried, but still didn't get anything useful out of Zhong Ruiyuan's mouth, but from the conversation just now, he guessed that he didn't believe that the man was a normal person, so he could only mourn the idiot doctor for two seconds in his heart.

Ye Shuichuan had a job, so he left after drinking a glass of wine. Before he left, he didn't forget to grab his brother and reminded him in a low voice: "I remember that Gu Bai has always had someone he really likes. Be careful, don't let that person take Gu Bai Bo snatched it, oh yes, did you do it?"

In fact, that person is me... Qi Le twitched the corner of her mouth: "No."

"Anyway, it's already decided, why not do it?" Ye Shuichuan patiently taught, "Do it, you have movies in your computer, learn more, take the initiative to make Gu Bai like you more, he is more reliable than Ning Xiao , follow him from now on."

Take the initiative, your sister, I have eaten enough tofu by him, if I really take the initiative, I will definitely be eaten by him directly, okay? Qi Le's face was full of black lines, and he nodded silently: "Go to work."

"Well, come on." Ye Shuichuan let him go, kissed Zhong Ruiyuan lingeringly, got up and left.

Gu Bai leaned over and hugged his wife: "What did he tell you?"

"It's nothing, the general idea is that you used to have a sweetheart, let me be careful."

Gu Bai responded, kissed him with a smile, and asked in a playful low voice: "Didn't you say anything else?"

Qi Le turned her head and looked at him suspiciously: "He also talked to you? When? After I took that idiot doctor away just now?"

"No," Gu Bai smiled, "I just think that since he was able to stuff lubricant and condoms into my hands last time, it's impossible to just tell you these things now, right?"

"..." Qi Le said, "You're so smart, so don't ask me to thank you knowingly, and we are now in the probationary period, we can't do that kind of thing, understand?"

Gu Bai sighed regretfully in his heart, his expression unchanged.

Seeing that he didn't refute, Qi Le felt that he had listened to what he said, and happily patted his arm, and was about to praise a few words, when Zhong Ruiyuan suddenly said with a smile: "What is the probationary period? My wife didn't know her yet, so she did it anyway."

Qi Le reminded: "...my brother was drugged, okay? He bumped into you by mistake, otherwise you wouldn't be able to succeed."

"It's not important, the important thing is that I ate it," Zhong Ruiyuan looked at Gu Bai, "Eat it, after eating, you will become a regular from the probationary period."

Gu Bai smiled and said nothing, only felt that what he said really made sense.

"..." Qi Le was indignant, "How can I say that he is also your brother? How can you help him?"

"I'm here to help you become a regular." Zhong Ruiyuan said kindly, "My wife must think so too."

Qi Le: "..."

Qi Le got up angrily, ready to leave, and decided to stay away from these people in the future, Zhong Ruiyuan called him: "Don't leave so early, what time is it, talk again, I'm left sitting alone, how pitiful. "

Qi Le squinted at the past: "Don't you have a lot of friends? Let them accompany you."

Zhong Ruiyuan shook his head: "I don't actually have many friends, just a few I can talk to."

Qi Le thought he was right, after all, the proportion of normal people in this world is high, he twitched the corner of his mouth: "It is enough to have those few friends, talk to them, oh, I remember Lu Yanbin, call him out."

"He's probably watching a movie now, so he doesn't have time to talk to me."

Qi Le was silent for a moment: "...ghost film?"

"Well, it was our idea to let that Yi Hang throw himself into his arms, so I think he should..." Zhong Ruiyuan paused for a while, as if thinking of something, he took out his phone, "Don't go yet, I'll call and ask."

Lu Yanbin was indeed watching a movie, and a certain Erbaiwu was shivering on the sofa, looking pitiful, as if he would rush over to hug him at any moment, it was a warm (?) time, and naturally he refused to go when he received a call. Glancing at the screen: "This film is almost over. It is said that the last few shots are very scary. I don't want to waste these opportunities. If you are not in a hurry, just wait a while... Huh? Okay, I will bring a bottle, hang up." He put down the phone , seeing the person next to him rubbing his eyes, he stretched out his hand to pull it off, and patiently coaxed: "Hey, come into my arms if you are afraid."

"...No, I can't see clearly," Yi Hang said in a trembling voice, then touched casually and took out a pair of glasses. He turned slightly sideways, lowered his head to put them on, and looked at the screen, "It's much better now, keep watching."

Lu Yanbin nodded and turned his eyes back. At this time, the picture began to enter the horror stage. He was ready to be hugged, but he waited, but no one responded. He turned his head and saw that the person's glasses frame It was very wide, and the eyes could not be seen from this angle. He couldn't help but leaned over and found that someone's eyes were indeed open. He stared at it for two seconds, took off the glasses decisively, and then saw a pair of eyes on the lens, which could be faked. .

Lu Yanbin: "..."

Yi Hang moved his eyelids, opened them slowly, met someone's gaze instantly, and smiled dryly: "It's you, we meet again, what a coincidence, hehe...hehe..."

Lu Yanbin: "..."

Yi Hang shrank back into the sofa slowly, and introduced current affairs: "This is a great tool for not getting caught while sleeping in class. I bought it during the day."

Lu Yanbin nodded, not angry, but went back to operate the mouse: "Then re-read the point just now, you will definitely stick into my arms."

Yi Hang couldn't take it anymore, and the broken past stopped him: "Brother, let's watch other movies? Can't I let you hug me to watch?!"

Lu Yanbin thought for a while, then asked calmly: "You want me to hug you when you sleep?"

Yi Hang: "..."

"So watch this."

Yi Hang cried: "Brother, go ask your friend, I admit it, you should always find another way!"

"Well, if you don't like it, I'll change it." Lu Yanbin patted his head, then turned his chin, "Come on, read this first."

"No!" Yi Hang was indignant, "Since I have decided to change it, I won't watch it!"

Lu Yanbin thought for a moment, then nodded: "Alright, come here and give me a kiss."

Yi Hang thought to himself that he had received so many kisses, who cares about this, so he leaned over to kiss him, looked at him expectantly, and said cutely: "Is it alright?"

Lu Yanbin didn't expect him to be so happy, he was startled for a moment, then he quickly came back to his senses, pushed him on the sofa, pinched his chin and kissed him, poked in and mingled with his tongue until both of them were not breathing smoothly Before he let go, he wiped his lips with his thumb and said in a low voice, "I'll go out for a while, if you're sleepy, go to bed early."

Yi Hang nestled on the sofa to catch his breath. Seeing him turn off the computer and get up to leave, he hurried over to pull him, and said in horror: "It's night now, don't leave me alone in the apartment, I'll go with you, and I'll give it to your friend by the way." Give me some valuable advice."

Lu Yanbin didn't answer, but stared at him.

Yi Hang flinched, but didn't let go: "...what's wrong?"

"They said that you will become more and more inseparable from me," Lu Yanbin said calmly, "It's true."

Yi Hang: "..."

"It's okay, since you don't like watching movies, I'll change it now." Lu Yanbin patted his head, "Anyway, the result will be within a month."

Yi Hang: "..."

Lu Yanbin took his hand, drove down the stairs, and soon arrived at the bar. Qi Le hadn't left yet. Seeing a certain [-], he couldn't help being surprised: "You're here too?"

Yi Hang was startled, and immediately rushed over excitedly: "Dear family! I saw you again!"

Gu Bai hurriedly hugged his wife into his arms, watched someone plunge into the sofa, and said indifferently: "He is mine, don't rush around in the future."

Yi Hang rubbed his head sadly, turned around and sat down, and glanced at them: "You...are you done?"

Qi Le moved her body and found a comfortable position: "Yes."

Yi Hang's eyes lit up: "You've been blasted!"

"...Not yet," Qi Le looked at him calmly, "But I can guarantee that if that day comes, I will definitely be willing, and you may not."

Yihang: "=口="

Hearing his wife's words "willingly", Gu Bai couldn't help tightening his arms, turned his head and kissed him on the cheek.

Lu Yanbin sat down next to Yi Hang, took out a bottle of something from his pocket, and handed it to Zhong Ruiyuan, who glanced at it with a smile, and pushed it to Gu Bai: "Here, my friend opened the GAYBAR in the North District. You may not be able to buy the high-end goods you have, and they are absolutely useful.”

Gu Bai picked it up to have a look, raised his eyebrows slightly, and put it in his pocket calmly: "Thanks."

Qi Le stared suddenly: "What?"

Gu Bai smiled and patted his head: "It's nothing."

"..." Qi Le said, "Do you take me for a fool?!"

Seeing that he was about to explode, Gu Bai hurriedly pressed and rubbed him, and patiently coaxed: "What are you afraid of, I won't force it."

Qi Le thought it was right, so she slowly calmed down, glanced at Erbaiwu who was alone and sad beside her, and patted him on the shoulder: "Don't worry, you are no longer alone, there must be someone worse than you."

Yi Hang suddenly became interested: "Who?"

"The doctors we hate," Qi Le said briefly, "They went to open a room, and I don't know what happened now."

"I'm sorry, I've only met twice," Yi Hang said, "What does that person look like? What are his hobbies? What's not normal?"

"I don't know for now."

"It's okay, anyway, that idiot must have been blown up, and he deserves it. This is called self-indulgence." Satisfied, Yi Hang smiled complacently, and then found that someone was discussing a solution with his friend, and immediately listened carefully.

Zhong Ruiyuan looked at Lu Yanbin with a smile: "I told you to go directly and use your skills to conquer him. It will definitely work."

Yi Hang reminded: "This is discussing how to chase people."

"I know, it's called getting on the bus first and paying the fare later."

Yi Hang: "..."

Qi Le felt that this topic was a bit dangerous, and was afraid that they would teach Gu Bai badly, so she asked him: "Second circle, I want to go home."

Gu Bai knew what he meant, so he said goodbye to those people with a smile, pulled him away, and pointed to the hotel diagonally opposite before getting in the car: "Usually, if you go out from here to get a room, you go there, that person should be on the top, you and Does he have a good relationship?"

Qi Le twitched her mouth: "I don't have much friendship, I don't even know his name, that idiot doctor has always wanted me to tell him about the body change, of course I can't."

Gu Bai nodded: "Then shall we go back?"

"Go back." Qi Le got into the car, looked up at the magnificent hotel, and silently mourned in his heart, doctor, you wish for luck.

A certain doctor was dragged by his man to the hotel, all the way to the fifth floor, and finally entered a guest room, holding a small notebook: "What should I do?"

The man looked at the things in his hand and pointed to the words "Yu Mingjie": "This is my name, what are you writing?"

The doctor closed the notebook: "Nothing."

"Then do it," Yu Mingjie said, "Go take a shower first."

The doctor took the lead to enter the bathroom. It was made of glass, the upper part was transparent, and the lower part was frosted. He nodded in satisfaction, observed the man while taking a bath, and found nothing abnormal, so he put it on. Putting the electric baton into his pocket, he opened the door and went out, secretly put it under the pillow, and watched the person take a bath with a small notebook, but still found no problem.

Yu Mingjie finished washing quickly. He only wrapped a bath towel around his waist. After going to bed, he stretched out his hand and pulled it off. He trapped someone in his arms and kissed his forehead: "Let's do it."

The doctor gritted his teeth: "Yes."

Yu Mingjie pulled his chin and kissed him, unbuttoned his bathrobe by the way, quickly stripped him naked, and stroked him back and forth.

The doctor thought it was normal, but it seemed that he had guessed wrong. Seeing that the man wanted to get lubricant, he pushed him away: "I won't do it."

Yu Mingjie was not angry, and pressed him on the bed: "It's already like this, I can't stop."

"Okay then." The doctor nodded, then kicked him away while he didn't have any spare strength, put his hand under the pillow, quickly took out the electric baton and pressed the switch, he calculated the time accurately, and guessed that this person would definitely not be able to wait in such a short time. Time rushed back, but he didn't know that someone had practiced it, and his own stroke didn't work at all, so when he stretched out the electric baton, the person just pressed him down again, the body conducts electricity, and at this moment they are completely naked hold together.

Just listening to the crackling sound at that moment, the two of them started to tremble at the same time.

Yu Mingjie: "..."

doctor:"……"

Yu Mingjie looked at him: "Quick...close...close..."

The doctor was shocked and trembled all over: "I... control... control... no..."

Yu Mingjie reminded: "Move...move...hand...finger..."

"Hand... numb..."

Yu Mingjie: "..."

The doctor continued to tremble: "The electricity...is...full..."

Yu Mingjie: "..."

Yu Mingjie struggled desperately, and due to the shaking, he quickly detached from someone, and finally stopped shaking. He took a breath: "Fortunately, it's not the kind of strong electricity, otherwise I would faint."

The doctor was numb all over, silently looking at the ceiling: "...um."

Yu Mingjie quickly recovered, took the electric baton and closed it, threw it casually, and touched someone's face: "Don't worry about personality anymore, you are very suitable for me."

"..." said the doctor, "That's your unilateral feeling, shouldn't you listen to my opinion?"

"No need," Yu Mingjie opened the lid of the lubricant, "I'm sure you'll like me, um... Let's get along for two days, if possible, go abroad to register for marriage, do it now."

Doctor: "=mouth="

Qi Le and Gu Bai went back to the apartment and took a shower. Qi Le wiped his hair, stared at Gu Bai, and hooked his fingers: "Where's that thing? Take it out."

Gu Bai smiled: "It's lubricant, you haven't seen it before."

"No, I must see it."

Gu Bai had no choice but to take out a bottle from the cabinet and hand it to him.Qi Le took a look: "This is the same as what I saw at my brother's house."

"Well, I guess I got it from the store."

Qi Le responded and threw it to him.Gu Bai then put the ordinary lubricant that he bought but had no chance to use back into the cabinet, and looked at Xiao Le with a smile: "It's getting late, go to sleep."

Qi Le nodded, turned around and went back to the room. Seeing that someone was about to follow her out of the corner of her eye, she immediately squinted her eyes: "Sleep in your room."

Watching the man walk away, Gu Bai sighed.

Life went on as usual, and school finally started one day later. Qi Le got up early, found the designated classroom, sat in the front row, and was ready to listen to the class seriously. There were already many people here. Just as he sat down, a group of girls came over and surrounded him enthusiastically. .Qi Le was horrified at first, and then secretly excited. Is he so popular with girls?

"Xiao Yuan."

Qi Le turned her head and found a person sitting beside her, whom she didn't recognize at all.Seeing this, the group of girls stepped forward and patted the man on the shoulder, looked at them vaguely, and soon dispersed.

He couldn't help being surprised, what's going on?