This World Has Gone Crazy

Qi Le is still very good at playing cards. He took out his wallet and looked through it. Seeing that there was not much cash, in order to avoid bad luck and owe money, he confessed a few words: "No IOUs, take off your clothes after losing the cash, After taking off the clothes, you are out, and the rest continue to play."

The few people responded and began to shuffle the cards.

Two hours later, Qi Le was wearing boxer briefs and looked at the crowd silently: "Should you go dancing? Still...are you still playing? Stop playing...can you give me a pair of pants?"

Shen Shu sat next to him, and usually took off small pieces first, like shoes or socks, except for the larger T-shirts, which were mostly taken off from top to bottom, but he took them off from bottom to top strangely, so the upper body of this person was intact No damage, but there is no underwear underneath, the bird is directly exposed, and he crossed his legs: "Why don't you play, you can continue after they finish dancing."

Qi Le: "..."

Qi Le looked at him silently, Nima, you are brain-dead, shouldn't you be on my side at a time like this? !

Those people smiled and nodded immediately, turned around to leave, and Ye Shuichuan came in just as he was about to open the door, and said with a smile: "Xiaoyuan, I..." He suddenly became angry when he saw the scene here, "Damn it, what are you doing?" All gone?" He looked at Shen Shu, "Xiao Yuan has lost his memory, is it because you are partnering with them to bully him?"

"Fart," Shen Shu pointed at his bird, "Are you blind? Look, I'm miserable too."

Ye Shuichuan was unmoved: "That's your bad luck!"

"Damn, don't curse me, I have to continue playing in a while."

Ye Shuichuan curled his lips: "To be honest, you have been unlucky, and you will lose if you continue to play. In the end, there are not even T-shirts left."

"Damn it, I told you not to be a crow!" Shen Shu got angry, got up suddenly, rolled up his sleeves and started to fight.

Qi Le immediately hid in the corner and nested silently. Gu Bai said that the two of them could not fight together. He looked around and found that those people also avoided far away. Only the baby face rushed forward regardless of his own safety, choking: , Brother Xiaochuan, stop fighting..."

The strength of those two people was quite high, and they quickly swung him aside. He persevered, climbed back again, and continued to charge without hesitation, with a crying voice: "Calm down, don't fight anymore..."

Shen Shu glanced at it, and he still didn't forget the lesson during the fight: "Have you eaten everything I taught you? Be aggressive!"

The baby face was swung away again, and it crawled back choked up, with red eyes: "Mom...damn, stop me, and hit me again... I will beat you to death... ah..."

Ye Shuichuan waved him away, and while they were talking, he threw Shen Shu to the ground with all his strength, rode on him, and picked up the cup on the table.Shen Shu showed no signs of fear, and arrogantly raised his head: "If you have the ability, you can do it, I'm not afraid of you!"

Ye Shuichuan was slightly taken aback, and poured all the water on his face, then took out a few pieces of paper, quickly wiped him clean, pinched his chin and looked left and right: "Don't be afraid of splashing, are you wiping some new ones? Cosmetics? The little face feels tender."

Shen Shu triumphantly said, "Guess."

Ye Shuichuan continued to look at it: "What exactly is it?"

"I didn't put anything on, just made a mask, and the effect is pretty good." Shen Shu stood up and fumbled for his bag, "Do you want it? I bought a new one. I'll give you a few pieces."

"Yes," Ye Shuichuan quickly approached, "Is it suitable for my skin? What brand..."

Qi Le opened her mouth, opened her mouth again, and fell into a trough, this...is this reconciliation? !What are you kidding? Hey!He watched them happily discussing the mask, turned his eyes, looked at the baby face who had been photographed on the sofa and hadn't got up for a while, moved to the side to put on his pants, then rubbed over, and asked tentatively, "Are you okay?"

The baby face was lying on it, her eyes were red, but she was still thinking about her elder brother's orders, and her face was expressionless: "I'm still... okay..."

Qi Le: "..."

Qi Le thought to herself that this is also a wonderful flower, and the people around Nima are not normal, how will they live in the future!

After Ye Shuichuan happily discussed the issue of maintenance, he turned to look at him while carrying a few masks: "Xiaoyuan, get dressed, let's go."

Qi Le regained consciousness, a little surprised: "Why is it earlier than yesterday?"

Ye Shuichuan handed him the T-shirt in the corner: "A new DJ came here today. I will bring the tape first to let him adapt to the environment. I will leave the rest to him. I can leave work early."

Qi Le followed him and asked curiously, "A newcomer? Then what do you do?"

"I still have to go to school, and besides, I'm a part-time job," Ye Shuichuan explained. "There was a DJ before, but he quit. This is a new recruit."

Qi Le nodded, paused and asked again: "How old are you?"

"I'm the same as Xiaoshu, one class older than you."

Qi Le responded, opened the door and got into the car, observing silently, thinking that it was luck that his eldest brother could still be normal sometimes.The two went back to the apartment to take turns to take a shower, and went back to the house to sleep. Qi Le didn't have a good rest last night. At this time, he was lying on the big bed, feeling unspeakably satisfied. He closed his eyes happily and prepared to fall asleep. Hearing the knock on the door again, he sat up suddenly, his first reaction was, what the hell, did Yi Hang's [-] escape again? !

He immediately got out of bed, opened the door and looked into the living room. Ye Shuichuan had already left out of his breath, and asked impatiently, "Who is it?"

There was a burst of laughter outside: "Baby, guess."

Qi Le was stunned for a moment, Ye Shuichuan rushed over to open the door, and pulled the outsider in: "Yuan, are you back from a business trip?"

The man turned on the light and hugged him into his arms: "I came to see you just after I put down my luggage, are you happy?"

"Ok!"

Qi Le could hear it clearly, and immediately knew that it was the boyfriend of the elder brother, his eyes lit up, but before he could take a closer look, he saw the man turned around and pushed Ye Shuichuan against the door, kissed him fiercely, and took off his pajamas by the way Yes, and then touched his bird through his pants, Ye Shuichuan hummed vaguely, while kissing him, took off his clothes, and rolled onto the sofa in the blink of an eye.

I wipe, another live version!Qi Le was stunned, feeling that she should avoid it, and was about to close the door when Ye Shuichuan said hoarsely: "Don't, there are people."

"Is there someone?" The man was taken aback, "Didn't you say that the roommate you rented with has moved away?"

"Well, but Xiao Yuan is back."

The man turned his head in surprise, met someone's eyes for an instant, and asked with a smile, "I heard that you lost your memory, do you remember me?"

Qi Le shook his head and took a few glances at him. This man was quite handsome, but he couldn't see his personality for the time being.

"It's okay, I remembered it slowly," the man comforted, looking at Ye Shuichuan, "Shall we go back to the house?"

Ye Shuichuan's remaining underwear has also been taken off, curled up in his arms: "But I want to do it on the sofa..."

The man kissed him and turned his head: "You heard that."

Qi Le twitched the corners of his mouth, closed the door and went back, thinking that you thought I would like to watch you guys do it. He crawled back to bed slowly, and just as he was about to continue sleeping, the door was suddenly pushed open, and the next moment the light in the bedroom was turned on , I saw the man striding in wearing underwear, the outline under the underwear was quite obvious, he immediately shrank to the corner: "What are you doing?!"

"My wife said the lubricant is in your house."

"..." Qi Le said, "It's in the drawer over there."

The man went to open it, turned around and ran with the lubricant and the condom: "I can't wait, you can close it yourself."

Qi Le was silent for a moment, got out of bed again, turned off the light and closed the door resignedly, but when there was still a little crack in the door, he clearly saw the man buried his head between his elder brother's legs.

Qi Le: "=口=!!!"

This scene was so exciting that he froze and didn't know how to react until the man put Ye Shuichuan's legs on his shoulders and leaned forward. He called him awake, he hastily closed the door, and climbed onto the bed in horror, thinking that compared to this, his dreams are simply weak!He closed his eyes and prepared to go to sleep, but the bedroom was so quiet that the sounds of the living room and the creaking of the sofa could be heard clearly.

"Baby, are you cool?"

"Hmm... ah... cool... come again..."

Qi Le: "..."

Cool you all!He angrily pulled the quilt over his head, and kept counting sheep to hypnotize him, but after trying for a long time, it still didn't work. The sound outside seemed to never stop. He rolled over and over again, and finally couldn't take it anymore. He floated out of bed and opened the door: " Hello……"

Ye Shuichuan was sitting on the man with his legs wide open at the moment, and the man pulled his suit to cover each other's important parts while he was talking, and the two looked at him together.Qi Le asked weakly: "...Can you go back to your room? I want to sleep."

The man moved to Ye Shuichuan's neck and kissed: "What do you say, baby?"

Ye Shuichuan put his arms around his neck: "Okay..."

"Listen to you." The man smiled, wrapped his suit around his waist, hugged him and stood up, the latter screamed immediately, raised his head, his neck stretched: "It's too deep... no..."

"It's okay if you can't." The man chuckled, and walked slowly towards the bedroom in this posture, causing him to scream incessantly.

Qi Le watched them enter the room stiffly, and once again felt that his dream was too weak, and the level of pinching the waist to explode the chrysanthemum was too low. He thought about it, and suddenly felt that those dreams were no big deal, so he went back to sleep obediently, But he miscalculated, Ye Shuichuan's room was next to him, the sound still existed, and maybe when they returned to the bedroom, the two played more high than before, and they seemed to let go.

"Like it?"

"Hmm... I like it... ah... it's great..."

Qi Le: "..."

Qi Le silently thought about whether to go to the toilet and tear some paper into his ears, but then he thought that it would be uncomfortable to stuff it like that, so he pulled the pillow next to him to cover his head. He didn't believe that they couldn't finish, so he continued to roll, gradually Confused, but every time he was about to fall asleep, he would be awakened by a sudden high-pitched scream. After repeating this several times, he finally became angry, opened the door like a trapped animal, and walked around the living room twice, listening to the endless , and immediately rushed over to scratch the door: "Is that enough? I want to sleep, sleep!"

The voice inside paused, and then the door opened, Ye Shuichuan stretched out an arm, holding the headset in his hand, and said hoarsely, panting: "Xiao Biesheng... um... newly married, let... listen... listen fell asleep."

Qi Le took it silently, went back to the room lightly, and was about to listen to the lullaby to sleep, but when it was turned on, the deafening metal music sounded instantly, it was another improved song, and the drum beat could penetrate the eardrums: Boom!Boom!Boom!His uncle and his second uncle are all his uncles——!

He was so shocked that he hurriedly changed to another song, only to hear the male voice in it tearing his lungs: Use the nunchuck quickly, what the hell!Quickly use the nunchuck, um, huh!

"Damn it!" He suddenly got up, smashed the earphones hard, walked around the living room twice, then rushed into the kitchen, picked up a kitchen knife, and kicked open their door with a ferocious expression: "I want you Chop all those things off!"

Ye Shuichuan was startled by the sudden situation, gasped, trembled all over, his eyes were filled with water vapor, the man also trembled, clasped him firmly in his arms, couldn't stop panting, the two of them rested for a few seconds before they met at the same time Turning his head, the man asked, "...what are you doing?"

Qi Le stood in front of the young couple with a knife in his hand, looking at the newly added white liquid on the bed sheet, his brain froze instantly: "Cum... shot?"

The two nodded.

"..." Qi Le hesitated, "All shot?"

The two nodded again.

"...Well, give me a rest and sleep, or I will chop your door off." Qi Le ordered, turned around and left.The man looked at Ye Shuichuan: "Is he really Xiaoyuan?"

Ye Shuichuan nestled lazily in his arms: "Well... I lost my memory, and the changes are quite big."

The man looked at him: "Baby..."

So just as Qi Le returned to the bedroom with satisfaction, he heard the next door say: "One more time, good boy, huh?"

Qi Le: "..."

Qi Le froze in the bedroom in a mess, and was about to go out to kill the two of them, when the clear cell phone rang suddenly. He looked at Lai Xian's name, and felt extremely wronged. When Nima shared the rent with this person before, this Who is willing to let him sleep badly!He shook his hands and pressed the answer button: "Hello..."

Gu Bai saw that a certain cat was about to scratch the litter, but he didn't see it calm down, and finally fed it. It was past the early morning, and he felt that calling now was enough to prove that he valued the cat, and whispered: "Sorry for being so late Excuse me, are you free tomorrow? Xiao Le's cat doesn't eat much today, it's all wilted, I want you to feed it."

Qi Le wanted to cry instantly: "Are you free? Come pick me up, the cat is simply the cutest animal in the world, I will feed it now!"