Cute Beast Store No. 138

When a certain striped zebra (Fog) turns one year old, the world is at peace.

The so-called peace means that the communication between the capital star and the desolate star has become more and more harmonious. Alien beasts can swagger and eat overlord meals in the restaurant of the capital star without being given to them by hunters and adventurers or those who are idle. Doomed.

Of course, the fact is that after eating the overlord meal, there are two options, 1, to work as a mascot and pay; 2, to work as a town house and pay.

If the above two points can't be achieved, it's okay to tie up the famous animal pet shop that sells to the dark street. Anyway, most people won't slaughter alien animals anymore.After all, who knows if the old one will take revenge after killing the young one? !There are too many relatives of alien beasts, and this is a place that human beings can't compare.

In the house at No. 138 in the dark street, Jin Yu frowned as he looked at his boy who was happily thumping about with a group of strange beasts on the ground.

The frowning lasted so long that Qi Xiaoyao and Xiaobai Baozi couldn't continue playing, and finally they could only sit down in front of Boss Jin, looking at their boss/dad with their heads tilted.

When Cheng Liang and Li Xiao came in with the big-tailed wolf and little green, what they saw was the strange beasts sitting in a row, with their heads tilted from big to small, which could cut the hearts of a group of people Seeing this, Big Tail Wolf and Little Green excitedly ran to the back and sat down and tilted their heads. A cross was printed on Jin Yu's head. Where did these two brain-dead beasts come from? !

"I said Xiao Jin, what's the matter with you? The world is peaceful and peaceful recently." Cheng Liang smiled and walked to Jin Yu's side, hooking his shoulders, and was knocked against the wall by Jin Yu's thought.

Recently, his mental power has increased dramatically along with his mental endurance. Could it be that thick nerves are conducive to the cultivation of mental power?

Shaking his head and quickly getting rid of such unreliable thoughts, Jin Yu felt that all sorts of things were abnormal recently, but it was definitely not because of abnormal brain.

"Well, I've been free recently." Jin Yu said cautiously.

"Ha! I got it! It must be that Qi Qinglin didn't take you to participate in the development and exchange meeting of Desolate Star, so you are empty and lonely——!"

This time, Cheng Liang was directly buried in the ground by a ferocious whale, and turned his head to Li Xiao and said, "Remember to have someone repair the floor and house for me later."

Seeing Jin Yu's appearance, Li Xiao twitched the corners of his mouth fiercely. Now this fish is definitely in a period of violent desire and dissatisfaction.He sincerely thinks that the second idiot who is looking for his own death like Cheng Liang is irrelevant.

"This time I'm here to tell you something, I think you'll be very happy after hearing it." Li Xiao watched Cheng Liang struggling as Jin Yu's precious son buried sand on his head, and said calmly. Turn your head out of sight and out of mind.

"The bigwigs in the dark street said that they have been busy lately and want to have a party. What do you think?"

Jin Yu's eyes lit up when he heard this, Emma is good, to be honest, he's been really busy lately.

"A party in the dark street? Do you know what's going on?"

Seeing that Jin Yu was very interested, Li Xiao was also very happy, "It is said that there will be a striptease competition, a food competition, who knows, etc. There is also a streaking competition, what do you think?"

Jin Yu: "..."

The bigwigs in the dark street must be showing the lower limit of the collective show, or selling morals collectively! !

With a little difficulty in opening his mouth, Jin Yu said, "It's a bit refreshing."

After finally crawling out, Cheng Liang yelled directly: "What's the matter? It's not bad if there's no one who compares the size and XXOO for a long time. You must know that there were really unscrupulous bosses who did this thing back then." Well, the one who must lose in the end went directly to the optical network and posted a nude photo."

Although he already has a great understanding of the integrity of the dark street bosses, Jin Yu couldn't help but roll his eyes when he heard such a glorious deed again, but when he rolled his eyes, suddenly his eyes became bright crosses up.

"Let's talk! I have an idea!!" Jin Yu's eyes sparkled: "I can earn purple gold coins!"

It was said that Cheng Liang and Li Xiao, who were planning to save money to buy energy stones recently, tensed up, and immediately surrounded them: "What do you think, let's talk about it, it will be four or six points by then!"

Thus, an event that the dark street bigwigs will hate so much that they can't do anything about it quickly and quickly in the next 100 years, was born under the circumstance of a certain whale's egg pain.

To be honest, the seemingly unforgivable existence of the dark street gangsters has made an outstanding contribution to improving the impression of the dark street gangsters in some respects.

April [-]th is a day worth remembering.

Under the joint initiative of Jin Yu, Zhang Liangshan, Cheng Liang and Li Xiao, Dark Street held a rare get-together on this day.

The location of the party is the entire dark street, and the content of the party, after careful consideration, has the following items: The first item: body and skin beauty competition.As the name suggests, it is a competition for the physical beauty of the aborigines in the dark street. A man and a woman will be selected for body beauty, and will be rewarded with a bottle of the rare edition high-end sperm whale essential oil of a certain boss.

The second item: Big Eater Competition.The only gold-medal restaurant in the dark street provides ten servings of super-large food. Those who can eat ten servings in the shortest time and run 100 meters without throwing up will win. In the end, they will be rewarded with a one-year free lunch coupon from the rice bowl restaurant (you can order it at will, don’t waste it) .

The third item: quick questions and random answers.Answer a set of carefully written papers by instinct, and those who meet all the requirements in the end will be encouraged by Major General Zhang Liangshan on behalf of the dark street boss, and will be rewarded with a statue made of purple gold coins. Please do your best.

Item [-]: Running naked is risky, please be cautious when participating. ps, this event is held at the back of the dark street, and for internal competitions, it takes a lot of purple gold coins to watch the cliff.

When the three generations of old, middle-aged and young of the top ten families who were deceived and came to relax looked at the brochure in their hands, the complexity in their hearts could not be expressed in words. You must know how many of these big brothers have their younger brothers/confidants/even distant relatives Yes, is this party telling them that because of poor treatment, the bosses collectively rioted? !

Also, did the people from Mao Junzheng come to join in the fun?And what happened to those rich people? !

Well, let’s not talk about these onlookers, the point is, wherever they go, there will be groups of people nodding and bowing to welcome the big shots, because Mao has to line up at the gate of the dark street to buy tickets! ! !

"Dad, we have to pay, can't we get in?" The boy from the top ten aristocratic families asked his father, just now he asked about the entrance fee, shit, this is Chi Guoguo's robbery, right? !

The boy who asked the question was slapped on the forehead by his father: "Nonsense! You are here! Do you treat me as your father, your grandpa and your grandma are all free? Hurry up and buy tickets!!"

"Yes..." The boy's face was worse than crying, his pocket money for a year! !Damn dark street! !

After finally waiting for the rich, military and political officials of the top ten families to enter the dark street with their families, there was a loud noise, and the gate of the dark street was completely closed.Just when all the people who came in thought that there was going to be a collective robbery/coup/rebellion in the dark street, a burst of earth-shattering music sounded, and then a bright orange voice sounded throughout the street: "The following is the first-order street, our The beauty competition is about to begin, please prepare both physically and mentally for the contestants and spectators, the competition will start in 10 minutes!"

"I'm going, but I don't even have a tour guide?!" The kid from a certain top ten family exclaimed again, and was beaten again.

"If you don't have a tour guide, why don't you hurry up and ask where the competition is?! When you are old, your grandpa and grandma are all free?!"

"..." Shan Bailu said that he was really out of his mind to bring his family to the dark street to participate in the party, party, meeting!Even if it was the boss' response and call, he shouldn't have come by himself. If the big brother took the lead, he would definitely not be beaten by his own father in a different way! !

After finally waiting for Shan Bailu to find the venue for the competition, and leading his family there, Shan Bailu almost caught his throat in the first scene he entered——

Nima what is that!Isn't that really a monster?What's the matter with a woman with a loli face and a body full of tendons, bigger than the strongest bodyguard in his family? !And the man next to you, are you sure you are a man!Is it really okay to have such a tough face with a weak and boneless body? !

"..." This world is crazy.

"Uncle, uncle! Niuniu will be like that big sister in the future!"

Shan Bailu looked at his niece looking at the loli muscular girl with admiration, wiped his face fiercely, and told himself to be calm. "Niu Niu, you read it wrong. Those two people actually switched heads. That's reforming people."

"what?!"

God Sanqing Buddha forgive me, I can't watch my niece go nowhere!

In the end, the loli muscular girl won the female bodybuilding contest, while the male winner... was won by her husband.

Looking at the two people on the stage, Shan Bailu said, this is the real couple! !

"Cough cough, the body beauty competition has ended successfully, and the following is foodies, er, the big stomach king competition, please move to the second-tier street."

"You still don't-"

"I know dad, don't tell me I'm looking for a place!" Shan Bailu fled quickly, his dad couldn't beat him this time.

In the end, when Shan Bailu came back to lead the man, he was slapped again: "Why didn't you listen to your father and me?!"

"%*...!"

"Ah, little uncle, look! There are so many delicious foods! I want to eat them!"

Shan Bailu's nephew stared at the mountain-like noodles and vegetables with his eyes shining. Shan Bailu said that Yali Mountain is big.Everything else is easy to say, but the mythical animal with black and white stripes that looks like a zebra sitting at the front of the long table is a magical horse! ?

Is the boss finally going to prove that his whole family is foodies? !

Qi Xiaoyao stood on the long table with his little head held high, and his own father was sitting on the judging table opposite.If Jin Yu's face was not so dark, Qi Xiaoyao's little friend said that he would be happier.

"Hiss, brother, this, this, little nephew will be okay? Does he turn one year old today or tomorrow?" Isn't it too cruel to participate in the food competition at the first birthday? !

Jin Yu gritted his teeth when he heard the words: "Who knew! He signed up behind my back!! He deserves it for killing me!!"

The judges around fell silent.

"ready, go!!"

Originally thought that this match would be a fierce fight, but what everyone didn't expect was that it turned out to be an overwhelming slaughter—that kid Qi Xiaoyao was on the cliff, and Shan Bailu and other aristocratic families who were watching People said that they have never seen a one-year-old swallow food that is three or four times bigger than him in one gulp! !That is unmatched by a pure foodie! !

Therefore, the final outcome was Qi Xiaoyao's overwhelming victory, but many bigwigs said that this must be the unspoken rule of Jin Yu, who is a judge, opening the back door.

Regarding this, Boss Jin Da said in an interview later: "Fuck! I'm almost worried that my son will be overwhelmed!! Unspoken rules for your sister!"

"Ahem! Next, the quick question and answer meeting will be held on the third street of the dark street. Those who are interested in participating, please move."

This time, Shan Bailu finally did not get whipped by his father.

However, almost all the onlookers smoked this time.

Because the content of the question is really not suitable for children, the elderly, or even middle-aged people, all the people who were asked turned pale and vomited blood for three liters. Even the onlookers blushed or trembled when they thought of these questions. Zhang Liangshan walked forward silently, and put a statue of Fei Yusheng made of purple gold coins in his hand with a heavy expression.

"Well, I suggest you go to the Department of Psychiatry. Really, this set of questionnaires is our internal test questions. So far, only Fei Yusheng has answered full marks... What do you think?"

"...I want to see a psychiatrist! This is not true!!" The victor let out a miserable cry and fell to the ground.

"Ahem, cough, what, next is the fourth item. I sincerely recommend that everyone participate cautiously, and you will bear the consequences."

"Dad, shall we go to see the streaking?"

"Go, why don't you go?!" There are not many people who dare to run naked these days, and it's rare to see them.

As a result, Shan Bailu and many wealthy families and other juniors could only twitch the corners of their mouths to buy streaking tickets that were more expensive than tickets, and complained endlessly about their lack of integrity in their hearts.

The process of the streaking competition is a secret, and the result is a heartbreaking one.

As for why it is so heartbreaking, it can be seen from the faces of those big bosses, people in power, etc. who came out of the secret competition street, their faces are entangled to a certain extent.And the juniors of the top ten aristocratic families headed by Shan Bailu wailed in their hearts: Nima, this is cheating! !

ps: That night, in the forum of the double world of optical network, an indistinct optical frequency was released. Even if the participants in the competition were mosaiced on their buttocks, this optical frequency still set off a huge wave. The naked body of the suspected boss and important official is not the point, but the point is, among a group of people, why is the one running at the front a zebra less than half a meter? !

There is a god under the light frequency to reply:

Nima eggs!That is Lao Tzu's son! !

The more than 100 floors below are all in the state of "...".

The next day, the famous dark street was besieged by the people of Capital Star, and all the people said: "We want to participate in the party! If we can't do it, we can visit the boss!"

Regarding this, a certain prehistoric whale that had harvested a pile of purple gold coins calmly tied up his son and threw it into the portal, then looked at Li Xiaocheng who came to ask: "Just look at it, anyway, my son has lost it." There are no more people."

Li Xiaocheng bright: "..."

By the way, Qi Qinglin came back yesterday, why are you still so irritable?Cheng Liang suddenly saw the dark circles under Jin Yu's eyes, and had an epiphany.

Those who are dissatisfied with desire and overworked are all bad!

The author has something to say: Hahahahahaha...

Cough cough, so far, all the episodes of 138 are over, thank you dear ones who have been with you all the way, I am extremely satisfied and happy with you.I will continue to work hard to write good articles in the future, and I hope we can meet again.bow.

ps: Customization should have -0-, zombies are relatively slow, so I guess it will wait, if there is a customization, it will be mentioned in a new article, and this article will also notify, well, it will be added at that time--Qi Xiaoyao Catch Zhou Fanwai Gathering with friends.Stay tuned...orz