"After half a year of research and a year of battling to save the berserk beasts, this so-called second dark invasion in human history has finally come to a successful conclusion."

"According to the joint statement of the Director of the Alien Beast Contract Research Institute, the First Alien Animal Hospital and the military, the Alien Beast who was once berserk because of the violent contract has finally been liberated and started a new life. The martial law of human actions will officially begin today. At the same time, after discussions between the top ten aristocratic families and the upper echelons of the president, it was decided to start spiritually guiding all the alien beasts tomorrow, so as to dissolve the existing unequal contracts between human beings and alien beasts."

"Of course, this action is the result of negotiations between the human representative Yiwen and the representative of the beast. Considering the freedom of both parties, after the contract is terminated, if the beast and the human still have the idea of ​​customizing the contract, they can re-customize an equal A contract of friendship."

"According to the latest report, the boy who got lost in the barren star a few days ago has been sent back to his parents. The escort is a fire-marked wolf. Let us thank it for its kindness."

"The latest news is that the special tourist line to the barren star [-] has been opened. Although the number of people signing up for the tour is very high, please abide by the law of non-aggression and friendship between the two sides, and don't let the strange beast babies who are pleasing to the eye during the tour, Otherwise, the travel company will not be responsible for the retaliation caused by his parents' displeasure."

Walking on the still chaotic and bustling street, the progress of the relationship between alien beasts and humans is reported everywhere in the surrounding light screens. Looking at these certain prehistoric whales, I really have to admire the excellent adaptability of humans— — He originally thought that it would take at least four or five years of buffer before humans could get along well with the beasts that had just fought a battle.

But obviously, he was wrong.After Fei Yusheng was executed, Mr. Qi returned, and at the same time he found the elements to solve the contract restrictions, the war that was originally like a disaster suddenly became like a deflated balloon, and it became no longer as terrible as humans imagined. .

Human beings are restricted to go out at night, and there must be three companions when going out at the same time.At the same time, after negotiations between human beings and the Three Emperors on the Desolate Star, a rescue team was formed, which was distributed on the Capital Star and the Desolate Star to capture those alien beasts that lost their minds. It's over, the research team working day and night has finally finished researching the medicine for treatment.

Then, there was a war of words between humans and alien beasts who disliked each other; when the battle was at its most intense, the alien beasts ran to the door of the human house at night to poop, and then hid in the corner to watch the human beings early the next morning Step on all kinds of cakes...

For this, after stepping on the cakes and changing n pairs of shoes every day, human beings finally realized how beautiful, docile and civilized the former alien beasts were.

In contrast, humans finally compromised and verbally admitted their mistakes. Under the extremely gratifying eyes of the alien beasts and the extremely depressed mood of humans, the relationship between humans and alien beasts was like dry wood and fire, and they reconciled.

Well, it's still a bit early to say reconciliation, after all, there are still a lot of beasts on Desolate Star [-] who teach their children every day to aim at cannibalism in the future.But anyway, on Capital Planet, humans and beasts get along pretty well.

In other words, even if the tourist line is opened, how bad can this relationship be?Well, of course, it has something to do with opening a dedicated line. Although he himself is one of the related accounts, he still can't figure out what's so good on Desolate Star!

Passing by an unusually popular Alien Beast Gourmet Store, a certain whale stood at the door with a tangled expression and looked at it for a long time, then turned and left when the owner almost thought that this guy was here to mess things up.Tsk, the group of foodies in his family already have three Alien Beast Gourmet Stores and Alien Beast Stadium under their name, so he should stop wasting money buying stores for those second-hand goods.

In fact, no matter what the relationship between humans and alien beasts is, it has no effect on the owner of a certain alien animal pet shop. His life is basically the same before and after the end of the war.But just when he thought that his small life would last forever in peace and stability, he suddenly received a news like a bolt from the blue.After receiving this news, a boss who claimed to be invincible finally realized that he was really far behind...

Compared with a certain cheating old man!

At this time, in the top research institute of the top ten aristocratic families.

Long Changxiao, Yehuang, Lingchong, Baisha, Zhang Liangshan, Shan Bailu, Jin Qian and others each took their beloved beasts and huddled in a row at the corner of the hall, while in the middle of the hall stood a group of Qi Qinglin with a cold face and old man Qi with the same cold face, beside him are old men such as Jin, Long, Hu and even the retired marshal.

This posture really makes people feel suspicious. These old guys are all people who stomp their feet and shake the mountains, and those in the corner are also newer leaders. These people gathered together to conspire To attack Desolate Star?

But as soon as their dialogue comes out, no matter who it is, there will be a feeling of being struck by lightning.

"Tsk! You unfilial grandson! I finally came back from the deserted star. I have no idea in this life and want a great-grandson. Tell me why you and Xiaoyu don't cooperate at all?! I only hope for this You don’t cooperate, are you trying to piss me off?!”

When Qi Qinglin heard this, a vein popped out of his forehead, and said word by word:

"Jin Yu is a man. So am I."

"That's why I want you to cooperate! Lao Jin, Marshal and Lao Zhao have all said that the current technology can allow two men to grow newborns through cells! But look at you, I just said that With this thought, that whale actually closed the store and ran away?! This wind can’t last!! Aren’t you the head of the family?! How could you let your own wife run away!!”

So Qi Qinglin's forehead popped out a second blue vein, and he gritted his teeth:

"You didn't scare him!" A group of guys in white coats rushed out of the room at night, scooping up a syringe as thick as an arm, and were about to poke at the two of them. Nima, as long as the nerves are normal, they will be scared Run away from home? !He hadn't spoken to his little shou for three whole days, and the reason was that Jin Yu was afraid that he would talk about doing experiments as soon as he opened his mouth, so he turned his head and left after seeing him! !

"Cough, I'm also eager to embrace my great-grandson!"

Old man Qi's face was reddish, well, he admitted that he was a little impulsive that day, but no matter how you look at it, the guy who dared to watch him beat his son and grandson and eat sunflower seeds on weekdays doesn't look like a coward!Why is he cowardly here? !

"Did he lose his courage suddenly?" Mr. Qi was indignant. "Having a baby will make you happy every day. It would be nice to be able to inherit the family business and provide for the elderly when he grows up. Why doesn't he want to?"

"Don't be kidding, if the technology is fully mature, would you lose a bet with those old guys and let us do the experiment!" Qi Qinglin coolly poured a basin of cold water on his old man, then stared at the corner of the wall The eyes of the few people in the room were like knives: "Isn't it because they basically look at men that you do this, but don't pretend that we don't know!"

"A few days ago, No. 30 male couples raised their baby through that technology and stunned his father. No. 20. The son of the five couples is looking for a girlfriend after one month of birth! No. 14 is right The husband and wife’s daughter went to the bar to take pictures of other people’s pornographic photos and sell them for money at the age of six! Nima, a total of 35 couples have produced children through that technology, and none of them are normal! Just like this, you still want me and Jin Go?!" My brain is pumped!

This is basically the longest sentence that Qi Qinglin has uttered at such a young age. It can be seen how angry he is at this time, and the group of grandchildren in the corner also feel sorry for him. Nodding, of course only Bai Sha and Zhang Liangshan were smiling.

"Tsk! But those babies are very talented! Isn't it just their temperament, er, they are special, they have no physical and psychological defects, and they are super healthy!" Mr. Qi still didn't give up.

Qi Qinglin's face remained unchanged: "Yes, a healthy one smashed to death a cow with bare hands. It's only three months old."

"..."

Mr. Qi, who was stuck in this conversation, didn't know how to answer it for a while. Thinking about it, it seemed that if he had such a great-grandson, it would be a bit, uh, risky. Thinking of this, he glanced at the complacency in the eyes of the old men next to him. , suddenly a thrill!No, even if his great-grandson is a weirdo, the risk is huge, he can't lose face in front of these old men!

Isn't it just, uh, a bit special, he has come over in a big storm, and will fall into the hands of the great-grandson? !So Mr. Qi let go of his aura, and said with a firm expression: "Even if you disagree, you must agree, I have already made a decision!"

After all, Mr. Qi waved his hand, and immediately a white mist sprayed on Qi Qinglin's face, and although the latter was extremely depressed, his grandfather was not as vigilant as he was against the enemy, and he needed his protection at this time. In Jin Yu's absence, for the first time in his life, he was cheated by his own people.

"Hehe, hehehehe, fight with me! You are 100 years too early! Hurry up and draw blood and cells, and we will catch that fish in a while, I don't believe he won't come here obediently!"

Following Mr. Qi's words, Long Changxiao, Jin Qian and the others who were squatting in the corner shuddered. Grandpa Nima was too serious to be hurt. Fortunately, although their old man was a bit tricked , but not as thorough as this one.

And at the same time, a certain Yu who was eating in a certain Chinese restaurant suddenly felt a chill all over his body, as if something extremely deceitful and irreversible was about to happen...

"Well, alas, I don't want a son or something. If Nima is born as a unicorn, should I be raised as a beast, or as a son?!"

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