Cute Beast Store No. 138

Fainting and pretending to be dizzy, although one is passive consciousness and the other is active consciousness, they have one thing in common, that is, they can temporarily avoid many bad things.比如被抓奸在床、比如意图反攻被识破、再比如受伤的时候情人和老攻同时出现，在这种一开口解释就会被无差别暴揍的情况下，晕倒或者装晕是最美好However.

And Jin Yu was facing a ferocious boss who couldn't beat him and didn't dare to taunt him. His loyal body function made him faint at the most critical moment. I have to say that this is very beautiful.

but!

Fainting is not the same as dying. At least the former has an absolute time limit. Even if you are seriously injured, you will faint for at most three days. Vegetative state is another count.So once the fainted person wakes up.It still has to be explained that Mao will be caught and raped, that Mao will counterattack, and that Mao will step on two boats.

So in the same way, when Jin Yu woke up again, he opened his eyes and met a pair of golden pupils full of contempt, but Jin Yu painfully realized that it was a blessing or a curse, and that it was a disaster that could not be avoided. When the truth came to light, the owner of the golden pupil spoke again: "I was planning that if you continue to faint, I will trample you awake."

"..." Can you stop talking about such a painful topic as soon as you open your mouth? !

"But you woke up just in time."

"..." Could it be in time? My body must have woken me up on time to prevent me from being trampled to death by you.

"Why don't you answer?" The black qilin looked at Jin Yu's changing face, with a slight hint of displeasure in his tone.

"Uh, what do you want me to say?" Lao Tzu's life is now on your hands, uh, hooves, and his life is almost gone. Who wants to talk to you.

Hearing this, the golden pupils of the black unicorn didn't make any waves, but it seemed that the temperature around the small warehouse had dropped a little, which made Jin Yu shiver uncontrollably.

Step, step, step.

There was a crisp and pleasant sound of hooves, and when Jin Yu couldn't help looking at the hooves of the black unicorn because of the sound, he suddenly found that the owner of the hooves had already walked in front of him, and slowly stretched out the black unicorn. His hoof was placed directly on Jin Yu's heart.

"Uh..." Isn't it too exciting to be heartbroken?Can we just kill him first?

When Jin Yu twitched the corner of his mouth because of the hoof on his heart, Hei Qilin suddenly said in a rather dissatisfied tone: "How can you be so weak?"

"..." That's enough bro, if you say I'm weak, I'm not going to bear it anymore!

"The chaotic vitality in your body is too little, it's not enough at all." Hei Qilin's voice was a little anxious this time, and finally he was helpless: "It's really too weak."

"...Master, let's go!!!" Hearing the word weak again, Jin Yu, who had been working hard to control his emotions, finally became irritable.

"Weak weak weak weak weak weak you sister!! You think you are a beast, so you dare not yell at you!! You treat everyone as a diamond gourd baby! You can breathe fire and water as soon as you are born Ah?! Normal people don’t have a process from weak to strong?! Besides, if you feel disgusted by the fact that you are so weak, and you don’t hold your thighs and beg you, go find someone else! !Master, I still want to live with my family's cute beasts for decades!! I want you, a disaster from heaven, to add trouble to my master!!!"

After spewing out these few words almost without a pause, Jin Yu finally found an outlet to vent his depression and dissatisfaction that had been suppressed all the time.

It's just that Jin Yu, who had vented his anger, hadn't had time to let out a breath of satisfaction when he suddenly felt that the air around him dropped below freezing point in an instant. ! !

At this time, Jin Yu lowered his head and didn't dare to look at those attractive golden eyes, and at this time, Jin Yu wished that he could faint again, but maybe his body's sensory function was directly necrotic due to excessive tension. Paralyzed, so he couldn't pass out anyway.

Therefore, Jin Yu shook his head and considered whether to pretend to be dizzy.

only……

"If you faint now, I'll just make you never wake up again."

"..." Jin Yu wept silently. "I didn't do that on purpose."

"From the tone of your voice, you seem to be holding back for a long time and complaining a lot." It was still that cold voice, but no matter how Jin Yu heard it, he felt hot and cold.

"My...actually, I expressed some appropriate surprises at your sudden arrival and the fact that I can help you because of your sudden interest in my younger brother."

"Am I a disaster star?"

"A lucky star from the sky for disaster relief." Jin Yu explained calmly: "When I am surprised, I like to shorten my words a little to express the degree of surprise."

"Master?"

"You are the uncle. The young master must listen to the uncle." When Jin Yu said this, his head was still lowered vigorously, as if there were ten purple gold coins on the ground.It's just that if he looked up at this moment, he would be able to see that in the golden eyes that were originally devoid of emotion, at this moment, a rather obvious smile flashed across.

"So, hug your thigh and find someone else?"

Jin Yu burst into tears instantly, gritted his teeth and stretched out his arms to hug the black unicorn's thigh, then shouted: "I'll hug your thigh, don't go to someone else! No one else is as good as me, really of!!"

"So it's not me, the catastrophe from the sky, who is forcing you?" The smile in Hei Qilin's eyes became more and more obvious.

"Yes, yes, yes! It's the young master. I saw you, the lucky star of disaster relief, hugging your thigh desperately to prevent you from leaving!!" With such seemingly incomparable sincerity, Jin Yu's heart was already filled with tears. The river has fallen.He had to be unlucky for several lifetimes to meet this calamity like this. Not only will his life fail to protect your sister, but he can't even tell the truth! !I want a dragon that can destroy Qilin! ! !

"If I don't hug your thigh, young master, whose thigh can I hug? A dragon?!"

Hei Qilin looked at the guy with a face so bitter that he almost cried silently, his pupils darkened: "Even if he was born with the blood of a real dragon, he might not be able to beat me."

In an instant, Jin Yu froze all over.Your sister, why is this guy a ferocious black unicorn?He wants a gentle white unicorn, okay? !

"So, it's more stable for you to hug my thigh. And you are already mine, if I find you climbing the wall later..." The momentum around the black unicorn suddenly rose, and the golden eyes flashed fiercely Now "I'll just bite you into pieces and swallow them into my stomach."

! ! ! !

"Even if I'm tied up, I'll kill those bastards who tied me up and run back to you!" Jin Yuna said, "The universe can no longer stop my determination to hug your thigh!"

Jin Yu's words obviously satisfied the black unicorn. Before Jin Yu himself had finished panicking and hadn't figured out the meaning of "my person" and "climbing the wall", the black unicorn gently pressed his front hoof again. It landed on Jin Yu's body.

"Although the primordial energy of Chaos is too little, it should still be possible to give it a temporary boost."

"what?"

"Maybe it will hurt a little, just bear with it."

"Ah?!"

"I'll be back soon."

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! ! !This soreness and dull pain all over the body, as if the bone marrow had been pumped out, was more painful than killing someone!Does your sister feel a little pain? !

Before Jin Yu really fainted for the second time, all he could think of was that even if he passed out in the next life, he should not let him encounter such a beast again.

And after absorbing all the chaotic vitality gathered in Jin Yu's body, the black unicorn put down his front hooves, looked at Jin Yu who had fainted on the ground, his eyes flashed with confusion and annoyance... He didn't use any force just now, this How can people still be in pain like that?Really, too weak.

……

When Jin Yu, who was really dizzy, opened his eyes again, the sky was already bright.

It's just that the bright sky didn't brighten Jin Yu's mood. The feeling that he couldn't lift a bit of strength, his heart was throbbing, and his brain was dizzy really made him want to faint again.

Reluctantly opening his eyes to see the situation of the strange beasts, Jin Yucai suddenly discovered a very strange phenomenon——

Why are all the strange beasts that Mao used to be alive and kicking, who like to act coquettishly and courteously with him, all so far away from him?And honestly squeezed into a huge box line?

Seeing Baozi shrinking his body and biting his tail, not daring to cross the boundary, Jin Yu twitched the corner of his mouth, as an A-level beast, can you be more ashamed?Moreover, it's not the arrival of a ferocious beast, you guys are shivering...

The beast came? !

Suddenly turning his head to his back, Jin Yu's pupils dilated instantly.

Different from the black unicorn I saw before, sitting on the cargo box in the small warehouse like a king is a man in black all over. What attracted Jin Yu to time was his pair of golden, dazzling eyes.

"..."

"you're awake?"

"Uh."

"Eat this when you wake up. You are too weak."

So Jin Yu watched as Dabai, whose strength was A+, honestly took a snake gall from the man's hand?When the same thing came in front of me, hundreds of thousands of horses ran wildly in my heart.

This tone of familiarity with his desire to be beaten to death, and his ferocious demeanor that made all the beasts obedient, it really is that damn beast boss!But why!As soon as he opened his eyes, did this guy change from a beast to a human? !