Cute Beast Store No. 138
Chapter 12 About the bloody case caused by garbage collection
Speaking of the last two days, the bosses living in the dark street are not in a good mood.Once they were in a bad mood, it directly caused the entire atmosphere in the dark street to be very subtle.Especially the little ones, who feel that the boss is too violent recently, which makes them really hard...
In fact, to put it bluntly, there really hasn’t been a big change in the dark street in the past two days—the old men who set up stalls on the street are still leisurely playing poker and chess with pipes in their mouths, and they can take off their shoes and smoke you an ear of melon seeds when they get angry; The nannies and aunts who cook for the big brother at home still save most of the rations and take them home with a smile, leaving only a small part for the big brother to eat. If she is not allowed to carry a kitchen knife, she can hack you to death.
It's just that in addition to these two irreversible NPC characters that have existed in the dark street for a long time, the dark street has added another NPC that serves the public in these two days.Generally speaking, it should be very attractive that NPCs serve the public, but anyone who has played games knows that although NPCs serve the public, in many cases, they toss the public far more than they serve.
So, when Jin Yuwen sat on Baozi's back, led Dabai, Xiaobai, Xiaoxue and more than 20 other disabled beasts to pull a huge garbage truck, knocking on the doors of the dark street big sisters one by one At that time, the bosses and sisters who were in a good mood couldn't help but throw their cups and slap the table.
"Trash collection!"
Aww-!
"Trash collection!"
Roar--!
"Door-to-door service!"
Chirp~~~!
"You are guaranteed to be satisfied!"
roar~~~!
Jin Yu's voice, which had been forced to be familiar with, sounded outside the door of the big brother and sister, and every time Jin Yu shouted, there was always the roar of one or two strange beasts to accompany him.
A certain bald guy sitting in the room heard the sound and sprayed the water out of his mouth, and then accepted the wiping by his subordinates with a blank expression. Hearing the voice was too irritable, he opened the door and yelled 'Get out', only to be beaten by four A-level alien beasts.
You say you collect garbage, just collect garbage!It's fine if you don't come by yourself!You bring four A-level beasts and a group of disabled beasts, and sometimes add two more to join in the fun (little green and big-tailed wolf) to collect garbage? !Isn't this deliberate bullying! !
We don't mind you occupying the garbage disposal place, we all decided to throw the garbage on the street, how can you still sell the benefits of being good after getting a bargain? !And it's mandatory! !
What?You said that your garbage collection is absolutely voluntary?Never force? !
Volunteer your sister! !
If Laozi Mao said yesterday: There is no more garbage today, the six A-level beasts and a large group of more than 20 disabled beasts with grades from F to B would all lie in front of Laozi’s gate in an instant Are you leaving? !Your sister is still baring her teeth at me! !And one after another roaring and roaring! !Is this voluntary? !They all volunteered to the point of swallowing you alive without taking out the trash! !
And the most frustrating thing for the bald man is that yesterday, because there was almost no garbage, the former hunter aunt in his house directly gave away a bag of flour as garbage, although the bag of flour is not worth much , but if things go on for a long time, will they still be able to live a good life? !
But compared to the resentment of these big bosses, Jin Yu felt that, in fact, he led his own beasts to collect garbage, and the charges were really not high, and it was very beneficial to the people.
You said that for these talented people who can earn thousands of "purple gold coins" for any task, or the big bosses who can make the GDP of a town on the capital planet show negative growth, it is ten gold coins ( The money for three hundred meat buns), what can this be?It's not worth mentioning at all, is it?
But the problem is not actually the ten gold coins or the three hundred meat buns. The bosses do not lack these money, but they really lack a sense of security——
If there are more than [-] strange beasts squatting at your door every day howling and baring their teeth, even if they are not malicious, there will be a chill in your heart! !
So, after three days of Jin Yu cheerfully leading the monsters to pull garbage trucks from door to door to collect garbage, Li Xiao and Cheng Liang with a hedgehog head wearing glasses looked very bookish. The gentle man walked into the garbage disposal that was beyond recognition.
"Huh? Brother? Why are you and Cheng Zi here? Who is this?"
At that time, Jin Yu was counting the gold coins with a bunch of strange beasts, grinning and grinning. Jin Yu had a very satisfied smile on his face, and against the backdrop of a small pile of gold coins, that smile looked quite eye-catching.
"Cough cough. That, hello." The gentle and nerdy glasses nerd coughed twice after seeing Jin Yu's smile, blushing slightly, and then stretched out his hand to introduce himself: "My name is Wu Xiao, and I'm Street Security office."
……
After saying this, there was a moment of silence.
Then Baozi stretched out his claws to replace his own boss and Wu Xiao's claws, and Jin Yu raised his right hand to dig out his ear, smiling: "Please say it again?" Is there such a completely useless existence as the Street Security Office in this era? ? !
"Uh, Xiao Jin, although I understand your current mood very well, but this is indeed possible." Li Xiao paused, as a substitute for the nerd with glasses who was blushing from embarrassment and was staring at Baozi's paws in a daze. Solved.
Although this nerd seems quite easy to bully and push down, the person who bullies and pushes him is really not easy to deal with, and this nerd itself is not without abilities.However, no matter what year and era it is, having a backer is still different...
Looking at Li Xiao's behavior and expression, Jin Yu basically grasped the situation of the bookworm in front of him. Since he has a backer and he is not annoying, then it doesn't hurt to listen to him.
Stretching out his hand to call Baozi back, Jin Yu showed an elegant and gentle smile:
"Hi, I'm Jin Yu, um, I'm new here, I don't know why Mr. Wu came to see me?"
Seeing Jin Yu's smile, Wu Xiao couldn't help but blush again, and then took a deep breath and said, "Well, I have received many complaints from people in the past three days. It is said that your behavior of collecting garbage has caused their physical and mental health problems. Psychological double damage, if this continues, the big bosses in the dark street will ask the younger brothers to go to our office to cry, if the crying fails, they will jump into the Niluo River."
"so?"
"So for the sake of our quietness and the safety of my little brother, I solemnly request, Mr. Jin, can you stop collecting garbage?" Wu Xiao asked seriously.
But Jin Yu's expression remained unchanged when he heard this, and he continued to laugh: "Do you want me to bring a group of strange beasts to the gate of your office to cry and howl, and then take them to swim in the Niluo River?"
Obviously Wu Xiao hadn't thought of this level at all, so he was naturally dumbfounded.
"This, in fact, is not very good."
"But it's not easy for me to support such a large family with more than 20 mouths." Jin Yu stretched out his hand and sighed.
"Uh, are you planning to lead the alien beasts to take out the garbage in the future?" Wu Xiao scratched his head, thinking it was incredible "You have four A-level alien beasts here, and you can feed them with just a few tasks. ah."
Jin Yu nodded and said: "That's what I said, but look at how they are injured and disabled now, how can I take them out on missions? Actually... I want to open a pet shop for exotic animals, but, I There are no gold coins~"
Wu Xiao had already been rejected by Jin Yu's words, and he didn't know what to do. When it came to their street security office, it was really just a decoration in a place like Dark Street. He also knew that it was his family's guy. It was only made for him to find something to do.Originally, he was just checking the dark street every day to see if there were any dead people fighting on the street, but the wooden box that had not received a single complaint letter for a year was suddenly blown up, so Wu Xiao felt that since it was Such an intense problem, and it was the first concentrated problem in so many years, he had to handle it well no matter what.
But what he didn't expect was that this problem was really difficult to solve.
He doesn't want to cut off his life, but also wants to peacefully accumulate grievances, how can this be good?
And just when Wu Xiao was having a lot of trouble with this, he suddenly heard the phrase 'open a pet store for exotic animals', and in an instant, this bookworm became enlightened.
"Ah! If you open a store because you don't have gold coins, I can lend you money!!" This will solve the problem.
But Jin Yu looked at the bookworm's excited expression, turned his head and scratched Dabai's chin. "Who manages the money in your family?"
"..."
One sentence instantly killed the glasses nerd.
"So, I'd better collect the trash." Jin Yu nodded.
"Wait! Wait! I, I, I can...! I can do your sister." Wu Xiao was so excited by Jin Yu's words that he almost didn't roll his eyes, but after being excited, he suddenly said something quite imposing, It directly caused Jin Yu to turn his gaze.
Pushing his glasses lightly, Wu Xiao, whose momentum has changed greatly, looked at Jin Yu with great interest, and then said, "We don't need to pay, just let those guys collect donations. I think if it's for their safety and For the sake of peace in the future, they should be happy to donate the money to buy a shop."
Seeing Wu Xiao like this, Jin Yu couldn't help raising his eyebrows, while the former smiled calmly: "I share the same body with him, and I'm in charge of money."
……
So Jin Yu was silent again.Well, in this world, self-improvement has become a reality, and he really doesn't need to make a fuss about it.
On the other hand, Li Xiao and Cheng Liang breathed a sigh of relief when they saw Jin Yu's calm expression. The guy in front of him was already from the back of the dark street. It's two levels higher, so I can't afford to mess with it.
"Now that you've figured out a way, please do the following fundraising, because I'm penniless, so please don't charge a fundraising intermediary fee... Ah, forget it, I'll just take my own beast and go one by one Let’s collect donations, just treat it as the last collective garbage collection.”
So Wu Xiao, Li Xiao, and Cheng Liang were silent together, and Cheng Liang complained in his heart: How much do you love money to come to the door by yourself because you are afraid of being corrupted by the agency fee? !In fact, what you want is to experience the harmful fun of collective garbage collection, right?Collect the garbage and get it from you!
How evil did the bastards in the dark street have to do in their previous life...? !
In fact, to put it bluntly, there really hasn’t been a big change in the dark street in the past two days—the old men who set up stalls on the street are still leisurely playing poker and chess with pipes in their mouths, and they can take off their shoes and smoke you an ear of melon seeds when they get angry; The nannies and aunts who cook for the big brother at home still save most of the rations and take them home with a smile, leaving only a small part for the big brother to eat. If she is not allowed to carry a kitchen knife, she can hack you to death.
It's just that in addition to these two irreversible NPC characters that have existed in the dark street for a long time, the dark street has added another NPC that serves the public in these two days.Generally speaking, it should be very attractive that NPCs serve the public, but anyone who has played games knows that although NPCs serve the public, in many cases, they toss the public far more than they serve.
So, when Jin Yuwen sat on Baozi's back, led Dabai, Xiaobai, Xiaoxue and more than 20 other disabled beasts to pull a huge garbage truck, knocking on the doors of the dark street big sisters one by one At that time, the bosses and sisters who were in a good mood couldn't help but throw their cups and slap the table.
"Trash collection!"
Aww-!
"Trash collection!"
Roar--!
"Door-to-door service!"
Chirp~~~!
"You are guaranteed to be satisfied!"
roar~~~!
Jin Yu's voice, which had been forced to be familiar with, sounded outside the door of the big brother and sister, and every time Jin Yu shouted, there was always the roar of one or two strange beasts to accompany him.
A certain bald guy sitting in the room heard the sound and sprayed the water out of his mouth, and then accepted the wiping by his subordinates with a blank expression. Hearing the voice was too irritable, he opened the door and yelled 'Get out', only to be beaten by four A-level alien beasts.
You say you collect garbage, just collect garbage!It's fine if you don't come by yourself!You bring four A-level beasts and a group of disabled beasts, and sometimes add two more to join in the fun (little green and big-tailed wolf) to collect garbage? !Isn't this deliberate bullying! !
We don't mind you occupying the garbage disposal place, we all decided to throw the garbage on the street, how can you still sell the benefits of being good after getting a bargain? !And it's mandatory! !
What?You said that your garbage collection is absolutely voluntary?Never force? !
Volunteer your sister! !
If Laozi Mao said yesterday: There is no more garbage today, the six A-level beasts and a large group of more than 20 disabled beasts with grades from F to B would all lie in front of Laozi’s gate in an instant Are you leaving? !Your sister is still baring her teeth at me! !And one after another roaring and roaring! !Is this voluntary? !They all volunteered to the point of swallowing you alive without taking out the trash! !
And the most frustrating thing for the bald man is that yesterday, because there was almost no garbage, the former hunter aunt in his house directly gave away a bag of flour as garbage, although the bag of flour is not worth much , but if things go on for a long time, will they still be able to live a good life? !
But compared to the resentment of these big bosses, Jin Yu felt that, in fact, he led his own beasts to collect garbage, and the charges were really not high, and it was very beneficial to the people.
You said that for these talented people who can earn thousands of "purple gold coins" for any task, or the big bosses who can make the GDP of a town on the capital planet show negative growth, it is ten gold coins ( The money for three hundred meat buns), what can this be?It's not worth mentioning at all, is it?
But the problem is not actually the ten gold coins or the three hundred meat buns. The bosses do not lack these money, but they really lack a sense of security——
If there are more than [-] strange beasts squatting at your door every day howling and baring their teeth, even if they are not malicious, there will be a chill in your heart! !
So, after three days of Jin Yu cheerfully leading the monsters to pull garbage trucks from door to door to collect garbage, Li Xiao and Cheng Liang with a hedgehog head wearing glasses looked very bookish. The gentle man walked into the garbage disposal that was beyond recognition.
"Huh? Brother? Why are you and Cheng Zi here? Who is this?"
At that time, Jin Yu was counting the gold coins with a bunch of strange beasts, grinning and grinning. Jin Yu had a very satisfied smile on his face, and against the backdrop of a small pile of gold coins, that smile looked quite eye-catching.
"Cough cough. That, hello." The gentle and nerdy glasses nerd coughed twice after seeing Jin Yu's smile, blushing slightly, and then stretched out his hand to introduce himself: "My name is Wu Xiao, and I'm Street Security office."
……
After saying this, there was a moment of silence.
Then Baozi stretched out his claws to replace his own boss and Wu Xiao's claws, and Jin Yu raised his right hand to dig out his ear, smiling: "Please say it again?" Is there such a completely useless existence as the Street Security Office in this era? ? !
"Uh, Xiao Jin, although I understand your current mood very well, but this is indeed possible." Li Xiao paused, as a substitute for the nerd with glasses who was blushing from embarrassment and was staring at Baozi's paws in a daze. Solved.
Although this nerd seems quite easy to bully and push down, the person who bullies and pushes him is really not easy to deal with, and this nerd itself is not without abilities.However, no matter what year and era it is, having a backer is still different...
Looking at Li Xiao's behavior and expression, Jin Yu basically grasped the situation of the bookworm in front of him. Since he has a backer and he is not annoying, then it doesn't hurt to listen to him.
Stretching out his hand to call Baozi back, Jin Yu showed an elegant and gentle smile:
"Hi, I'm Jin Yu, um, I'm new here, I don't know why Mr. Wu came to see me?"
Seeing Jin Yu's smile, Wu Xiao couldn't help but blush again, and then took a deep breath and said, "Well, I have received many complaints from people in the past three days. It is said that your behavior of collecting garbage has caused their physical and mental health problems. Psychological double damage, if this continues, the big bosses in the dark street will ask the younger brothers to go to our office to cry, if the crying fails, they will jump into the Niluo River."
"so?"
"So for the sake of our quietness and the safety of my little brother, I solemnly request, Mr. Jin, can you stop collecting garbage?" Wu Xiao asked seriously.
But Jin Yu's expression remained unchanged when he heard this, and he continued to laugh: "Do you want me to bring a group of strange beasts to the gate of your office to cry and howl, and then take them to swim in the Niluo River?"
Obviously Wu Xiao hadn't thought of this level at all, so he was naturally dumbfounded.
"This, in fact, is not very good."
"But it's not easy for me to support such a large family with more than 20 mouths." Jin Yu stretched out his hand and sighed.
"Uh, are you planning to lead the alien beasts to take out the garbage in the future?" Wu Xiao scratched his head, thinking it was incredible "You have four A-level alien beasts here, and you can feed them with just a few tasks. ah."
Jin Yu nodded and said: "That's what I said, but look at how they are injured and disabled now, how can I take them out on missions? Actually... I want to open a pet shop for exotic animals, but, I There are no gold coins~"
Wu Xiao had already been rejected by Jin Yu's words, and he didn't know what to do. When it came to their street security office, it was really just a decoration in a place like Dark Street. He also knew that it was his family's guy. It was only made for him to find something to do.Originally, he was just checking the dark street every day to see if there were any dead people fighting on the street, but the wooden box that had not received a single complaint letter for a year was suddenly blown up, so Wu Xiao felt that since it was Such an intense problem, and it was the first concentrated problem in so many years, he had to handle it well no matter what.
But what he didn't expect was that this problem was really difficult to solve.
He doesn't want to cut off his life, but also wants to peacefully accumulate grievances, how can this be good?
And just when Wu Xiao was having a lot of trouble with this, he suddenly heard the phrase 'open a pet store for exotic animals', and in an instant, this bookworm became enlightened.
"Ah! If you open a store because you don't have gold coins, I can lend you money!!" This will solve the problem.
But Jin Yu looked at the bookworm's excited expression, turned his head and scratched Dabai's chin. "Who manages the money in your family?"
"..."
One sentence instantly killed the glasses nerd.
"So, I'd better collect the trash." Jin Yu nodded.
"Wait! Wait! I, I, I can...! I can do your sister." Wu Xiao was so excited by Jin Yu's words that he almost didn't roll his eyes, but after being excited, he suddenly said something quite imposing, It directly caused Jin Yu to turn his gaze.
Pushing his glasses lightly, Wu Xiao, whose momentum has changed greatly, looked at Jin Yu with great interest, and then said, "We don't need to pay, just let those guys collect donations. I think if it's for their safety and For the sake of peace in the future, they should be happy to donate the money to buy a shop."
Seeing Wu Xiao like this, Jin Yu couldn't help raising his eyebrows, while the former smiled calmly: "I share the same body with him, and I'm in charge of money."
……
So Jin Yu was silent again.Well, in this world, self-improvement has become a reality, and he really doesn't need to make a fuss about it.
On the other hand, Li Xiao and Cheng Liang breathed a sigh of relief when they saw Jin Yu's calm expression. The guy in front of him was already from the back of the dark street. It's two levels higher, so I can't afford to mess with it.
"Now that you've figured out a way, please do the following fundraising, because I'm penniless, so please don't charge a fundraising intermediary fee... Ah, forget it, I'll just take my own beast and go one by one Let’s collect donations, just treat it as the last collective garbage collection.”
So Wu Xiao, Li Xiao, and Cheng Liang were silent together, and Cheng Liang complained in his heart: How much do you love money to come to the door by yourself because you are afraid of being corrupted by the agency fee? !In fact, what you want is to experience the harmful fun of collective garbage collection, right?Collect the garbage and get it from you!
How evil did the bastards in the dark street have to do in their previous life...? !
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