Violence and Pro Guide

Qiao Dongliang finally returned to Planet Baker after a long absence.

The shady dense forest, the wet grassland, the inextricable dense fog, the spiers of the palace piercing the sky like sharp swords, and the chirping of jenga birds echoed in the valley.The moment he stepped down the gangway, Qiao Dongliang took a deep breath, and his lungs were immediately filled with cool and humid air. Although this place carried many unpleasant memories for him, he had to admit that it was also the most suitable place for him to survive.

The ground feels good, and the moccasins are slightly slippery on the moccasins, but have another lovely touch.King David did not prepare a car for them, but only sent a group of soldiers with live ammunition to escort them to an exquisite manor.

This is not Baker's Palace. Qiao Dongliang looked around and saw the towering spire of the Zongta. Using the Zongta as a reference, he made a rough estimate and guessed that this place should be about [-] kilometers south of Baker's Palace. It might be David. The king's palace, or a summer resort, if there is summer on this planet to escape.

"How are you? Is there any discomfort?" Aruhan has been paying close attention to King David's condition since he boarded the spaceship, and found that his complexion has improved a lot since he landed. Feel.

"Very good, it's much more comfortable than being in space." Qiao Dongliang said, and suddenly there was a whine in his stomach, "Uh, I'm just a little hungry."

"Dinner is already being prepared, my lord." King David's most trusted aide led the way respectfully, "Your majesty said that your complexion is not very good, so he ordered the chef to prepare special food for you on the way. I just don’t know what kind of blood beast you have? Or are you still using the mixed blood drink developed by Mr. Luo Bing?”

"Is Dr. Subaru still there? I can just drink the blood drink from the previous formula, and I have a good appetite recently. Let the chef prepare more snacks or something. The taste should be light, half salt and half pond, before going to bed. Get some milk drink to help you sleep." Qiao Dongliang said generously, since you're here, don't feel wronged, you can eat and drink.Seeing that Qiao Dongliang was so invisible, Aluhan was not polite, and continued: "I don't eat eggs or fermented foods, but every meal must have wine."

The staff had already been pushed around by the two of them along the way, and at this moment they were even more angry, but King David said that he would take good care of the two, so he didn't dare to offend them, so he took out a notepad and recorded their requests very carefully. Coming down, he said with a stiff face and a flattering smile, "Any other requests?"

"I'll tell you when I think about it." Qiao Dongliang put out the prince's spectrum completely, and said without looking back.A group of people meandered through the winding path and came to an old castle. The staff opened the door and said respectfully, "This is the residence specially prepared by His Majesty for Mr. Qiao. You can walk around in it as long as you don't leave this gate. no problem."

Inside the door is a very spacious hall, decorated with luxurious and heavy carved furniture, and the curtains hang down one after another. Because it is almost dusk, the huge crystal chandelier hanging on the ceiling has been turned on, casting a mottled light spot in the room. .

"Please take a rest, someone will come to deliver dinner later." The staff stood outside the door and saluted him farewell, and closed the iron door with a bang.Qiao Dongliang was anxious to see his father, and walked up the spiral staircase opposite the gate to the second floor, shouting, "Dad! Dad!"

Going up to the second floor is a small hall, and at the other end of the hall is a deep corridor. There is a "squeak" sound of the door hinge turning in the depth of the corridor, and then a familiar voice hesitates and asks: "Liangliang? Is that you, Liangliang?"

"Dad!" Qiao Dongliang strode across the small hall, almost ran over, hugged the short and fat man standing at the end of the corridor, "Dad!"

"Brilliant!" Qiao Dazhuang was wearing a Baker robe that didn't fit well. He was stunned when he saw him, and it took him a long time to react. He hugged his back and patted him vigorously a few times, messing up his hair like when he was a child. : "The brat is really you, I miss my dad!"

"Dad!" Qiao Dongliang has completely turned into a repeater. He doesn't know where to start, so he can only call Dad over and over again, so excited.Qiao Dazhuang was still calmer. He let go of his son after hugging him for a while, and looked him up and down carefully while holding his shoulders. "Well, he's getting fatter and better-looking. My son has always been so handsome."

"You're fatter too, but you're more handsome than me." Qiao Dongliang smiled and squeezed his father's beer belly, "I'm not at home and no one cares about you. Have you eaten too much beer and barbecue?"

"No, your mother and I thought about you every day after you left, and drank beer every day, so I got fat." Qiao Dazhuang pulled his son and couldn't get enough of it. After watching it for a long time, he remembered the business. Didn’t they say that you left the Kingdom of Baker with King Jack? Where’s your mother? They took her away in the morning, saying they were going to see you, why didn’t they come back with you.”

"She's fine, she's safe, Dad, let's go in and talk." Qiao Dongliang pulled Qiao Dazhuang into the room. This was a large bedroom, in addition to the luxurious double bed, there were some simple furniture.The father and son sat on the big golden velvet sofa, and Qiao Dongliang lit a cigarette for Qiao Dazhuang (King David was very polite in this regard, and prepared several soft Chinese sticks for him), and said, "Dad, first tell me how you got here here?"

"King David tricked us here." Qiao Dazhuang exhaled a smoke ring and said, "Several aliens pretending to be merchants came to the house that day, saying that they were envoys sent by King David. Because you have found a partner on Planet Baker and are about to get married, I hope we will attend your wedding. When my mother and I heard that you were going to get married, it was a good thing, so we agreed without any doubt. I heard that you The object was a man, and he exchanged the gold jewelry he had bought for a man’s style, planning to give it to his daughter-in-law as a meeting gift. Later, we dangled in their spaceship for a few days, and when we landed, our son and daughter-in-law didn’t see it, so we were directly arrested. Send it to this ghost place and lock it up."

Qiao Dazhuang nodded around with his right hand holding the cigarette: "This place is evil, the sun is not seen all day long, it is always foggy, and it is extremely humid. Your mother has rheumatism and suffered from arthritis that day. I want to find someone Get some medicine, or get a dehumidifier or something, but no one paid any attention to us after shouting for a long time, and even the food delivery was a robot. Your mother was in pain, and I hugged and covered her all day and night."

Qiao Dongliang was very distressed when he heard it, and he held Qiao Dazhuang's hand feeling guilty, it was all because of himself that they suffered such a great crime, and he scolded King David, who killed a thousand swords, a thousand times and ten thousand times in his heart.

"A dry and skinny little old man came suddenly this morning. He said he was an aide of King David. He wanted to take your mother to see you. I felt that something was wrong and wouldn't let her go, but your mother was worried about your safety. , I always feel that King David treated our old couple so well. I was afraid that he didn’t feel at ease when he tricked you back, so he promised them to go and have a look, and then he was taken away. Have you seen her? Where is she? "

"See, she's fine, someone is already taking care of her." Qiao Dongliang immediately comforted his father, and then told him the words he had thought up when he was on the spaceship, "Dad, listen to me, the thing is like this, When I returned to Planet Baker, I originally wanted to solve the problem of bloodthirsty, and then went back to Earth. I didn’t expect that they tricked me back to... to marry me to the prince of a very powerful country, and exchange with them A very powerful army, help them attack a group of very strong pirates nearby."

"What? So it's true that they said you're going to get married? At the beginning they said your partner was a man, and your mother and I were awkward for a while." Qiao Dazhuang is a relatively traditional person, although it has been many years since the Celestial Dynasty passed the same-sex marriage law. He always felt that a man should find a woman to live with, "But aren't they cheating on you? You have liked girls since you were a child, and you don't even know that prince."

"Yeah, they don't have a good intention at all." Qiao Dongliang recalled the days of waiting for the blood beast, the servant who almost raped him, and the hated seventh prince, and couldn't help feeling depressed, "So with the help of my friends I left here, drifted in space for a while, and then...then what, I met my current boyfriend." He knew that Qiao Dazhuang couldn't understand homosexuality, but sooner or later Jack's matter would be resolved, so he insisted. Scalp confessed the matter, and stuttered a little nervously, "He, his name is Jack, he is a Beijinger, he likes to play football, we... have a common language, so we are together everywhere. Dad You won't refuse, will you?"

Qiao Dazhuang looked at him with a complicated expression for a full minute. He didn't react until the cigarette burned his fingers, extinguished the cigarette, and said, "It's a crime, it's all caused by King David. I heard that the psychological hint What can turn a straight man into a straight man? Oh, forget it, the bend is bent, you are such a big man, who you like and who you don’t is your own business, Dad understands you. So what is your boyfriend’s name Jack? , is actually a person from the Celestial Dynasty? How could he be in the Gamma galaxy?"

"He is not a purebred celestial person, but a hybrid of human and other aliens. He opened a hunter company with his buddy, doing business in various galaxies. I met him when I was escaping. Others... That’s right, he has a bit of a temper, but he is very kind to me and respects you all. He even said for a while that he would go back to Earth with me to honor you.” Qiao Dongliang tried his best to say good things to Jack, “He is taking care of my mother now. You can rest assured."

"Oh, it's a good thing to do business by yourself." Qiao Dazhuang was in awe of the people in the universe business, nodded and said, "Then what's going on now, why didn't he come back with you, and that King David, Why lock us up?"

Here comes the important point... Qiao Dongliang took a deep breath and said, "This is the way it is, Dad, don't worry, let me explain to you slowly. By the way, I left Planet Baker to escape marriage, and I met Jack outside, and told him I fell in love with him. But King David didn’t agree with me being with him, and wanted to arrest me for a kiss, so I kept running and running, and they kept catching and catching, and because Jack was better at fighting, they couldn’t fight him. He ran to the earth and arrested you two, trying to coerce us. According to King David, if Jack and I fight against him again, he will keep you locked up."

"What?" Qiao Dazhuang was also very violent, and he exploded when he heard it, "What kind of father is this, how can a cow press his head without drinking water? He still wants to take me and your mother as hostages, the one next door to Mary! With this quality, you can still be a king?"

"Dad, don't get excited, Dad!" Qiao Dongliang hurriedly comforted his father, "Don't worry, I have already seen my mother, because she is not in good health and the place is humid, I am afraid she can't stand it, so I proposed to exchange it with myself. She, change her first, Jack will find a way to get us, and he will come within three to five days, I promise."

"King David next door to Mary!" Qiao Dazhuang said angrily, and patted Qiao Dongliang on the shoulder, "You are right son, don't let your mother suffer, I don't care, just travel if you have food and drink." Suddenly saw A dark figure stood at the door, "Who is this? Came with you?"

"Oh, this is Aluhan, Jack's buddy's... father." Qiao Dongliang remembered to introduce them, "Uncle, I'm sorry, I saw my father was too excited to forget you, let me introduce you, this is My dad is Joe Dazhuang."

"Hi, Mr. Qiao." Aruhan shook hands with Qiao Dazhuang according to earth etiquette, "Liang has not been in good health recently, Jack entrusted me to protect him personally, Jack was not by his side when Mrs. He's here, it's an honor to meet you."

"Hello, hello, I'm really sorry for dragging you down because of our family's affairs. I'm sorry for letting you go this far." Qiao Dazhuang shook hands enthusiastically, looked him up and down, and said sincerely, "Are you from Guangzhou?"

Aruhan Black Line: "No, I come from another planet in the Milky Way. Strictly speaking, I should be an alien."

"Hey, you can't say that, we are fellow villagers when we walk out of the Milky Way." Qiao Dazhuang is a self-acquaintance, shaking his arm enthusiastically, "Mr. A, you are the father of my daughter-in-law, and we will be a family from now on Now, we must unite and give King David some strength, look, we galactic people are not easy to bully!"

Dude, you really know how to draw the front line... Aluhan has a little understanding of who Qiao Dongliang's blindly optimistic character comes from.

The three of them were exchanging greetings when they suddenly heard the iron door downstairs open. Qiao Dazhuang looked at his watch and said, "It's time for dinner, and the robot is here to deliver the meal again. Let's walk around, let's talk when we're full first." Pulling Qiao Dongliang with one hand and Aluhan with the other, it seems that he has already regarded himself as the master of this place.