Violence and Pro Guide

Earthling?Qiao Dongliang was both surprised and delighted. Finding a human from Earth in the magical country of Star Baker is probably the second most difficult thing after making him fall in love with a man.

Luo Bing still had a warm face, and said with a smile: "It's just that our experience is just the opposite. I'm an Earthling who has been wandering in the universe after being abandoned by my parents. I haven't been back to the Milky Way yet."

real?Qiao Dongliang looked him up and down suspiciously. To be honest, this guy really looks like a person from Earth. His face is not as pale as a Baker, and his body is not as tough as a shapeshifter: "Really? You are really from Earth." people?"

Luo Bing looked at him with a smile, and when he was about to believe it completely, he chuckled and said, "Fake."

"You—" Qiao Dongliang was annoyed, is this the legendary glamorous and noble outsider?How do you look like a wretched man, okay?

"Just kidding, do you feel that the atmosphere between us is much more harmonious? Relax, my lord." Luo Bing smiled and pushed his glasses, "I'm just a freelance pharmacist wandering in the universe. Yesterday was On my [-]th birthday, I just saw the solicitation order issued by His Majesty King David for you, so I plan to do a good person and good deed, so let me give myself a birthday present." He leaned down and held Qiao Dongliang again "So, you are my birthday present, my dear highness."

"Thank you." Qiao Dongliang was much smarter this time. Before he could close his disgusting lips, he held his hand with his backhand, and then shook it twice. It is more harmonious between men to shake hands, kiss hands or something. You should leave it to the girls.

It's just... why does the phrase "you are my birthday present" sound so annoying?

If you hate it, you hate it, Qiao Dongliang soon discovered that Luo Bing really had two brushes. After he joined Dr. Subaru's laboratory, the blood drink he mixed could actually make him drink it.Of course, the premise of drinking it is that you must never be curious about what is in his formula. When Qiao Dongliang thinks that his stomach is full of foot hair, sweat, poop, etc., he feels that life is gloomy and disgusting. love it.

Fortunately, he has always been more open-minded. Since he found that he could stand up after drinking it the first day, he no longer struggled with the issue of raw materials. So within three or four days, he discovered that his body had undergone incredible changes—— ——His strength is getting stronger day by day, and his movement speed is getting faster every day. If he is calm, he can occasionally hear Dr. Subaru complaining about his roughness in his heart.

According to this progress, I am afraid that he will be able to run away in a short time. Qiao Dongliang has never planned to stay and get married. He will start preparing for the marriage escape after he is in better health. First of all, he will put all the decorations in his residence I searched all over, and picked out some unremarkable gold items, kneaded them into gold mounds and hid them under the bed (this is not difficult for him who is so powerful now)——Gold is in the Baker Kingdom It is also a hard currency and can be used as cash.

Pan Xian is ready, the next step is to get his own blood drink formula, this is a matter of life and death, without blood drink, his physical strength will be exhausted soon, and he may die before he even has time to take the dehydration pill.

However, when he asked Dr. Subaru for the formula, he was ruthlessly rejected.

"I'm sorry, Your Highness." Dr. Subaru said apologetically but resolutely, "This is what your majesty father meant——until your blood beast is found, your blood drink formula is listed as a royal first-class secret. Anyone who discloses it privately will be sentenced to death. When you get married in the future, the formula will be sent to your in-law’s house along with your dowry, and your husband will keep it personally.”

Qiao Dongliang was dumbfounded, he never expected his scumbag to be so ruthless, even though he didn't show his face until now, he had already figured out a way to control him a long time ago.Whoever holds the blood drink formula is equivalent to controlling his life. As long as the formula is in the hands of his "husband", he will have to lie down obediently and be suppressed for the rest of his life.

Qiao Dongliang hated King David, but there was no way to force Dr. Subaru. It doesn’t matter if he dies alone, and he can’t be buried with his whole family. It seems that there are only two ways to find a solution—either ask Luo Bing, Or go to the blood beast.

However, before Qiao Dongliang could figure out a way, a new thunderbolt fell on his head.

It was a foggy morning, and an elderly nun came to his residence with a group of brightly dressed servants early in the morning, and said, "Your Highness, I am the lady in charge of His Majesty King David, By His Majesty's order, replace all the servants around you from now on."

Qiao Dongliang is baffled. In fact, he is not used to being served by others at all. If the existing four maids are not all pink girls who can adjust his mood every day, he would have sent them away collectively. They are all replaced with Chinese paper, what kind of trouble is this going to cause?

The female officer respectfully stood aside, and the eight male servants behind her lined up to salute His Royal Highness. Only then did Qiao Dongliang realize that they were all fourteen or fifteen-year-old boys. Vampires were originally tall and slender with handsome features. These eight people are the best of the best, the best of the best, and each has its own merits.

"This is the male servant that Mr. Jonas personally selected for you. They have served the royal family in the palace since their ancestors. They are all of high-quality character and technology. When you get married in the future, you can choose the one you like to take to the outer galaxy. , it’s good to have someone to take care of you.” The female officer said respectfully, and handed over a roster.

Qiao Dongliang couldn't believe it. He felt more and more that his life had been wrongly scripted. This must not be Danmei Wen, but Zhai Dou Wen—these enchanting Chinese papers are the legendary Tongfang girl, oh no, Tongfang What about the valet?

The scumbag father and mother are afraid that he will not be able to break it, so they started basic training for him early. The question is, isn't he going to be fucked in the future?What does it mean to send a bunch of underdogs?Do you want to train him into a general attack and then train His Majesty Shit's youngest son?

Oh yes, they want to proceed step by step. The distance from attack to receive seems to be much smaller than the distance from until the bend... Qiao Dongliang suddenly understood something, and was immediately happy for his IQ, but when he saw the female officer will My original four younger sisters were packed away, and I felt so sad for my life.

As expected, the new servants were personally selected by Jonas' scumbag mother. They are all slender, with pink skin, and wearing special slim-fitting uniforms. They are hotter than the original maids from the back, but from the front, as long as you ignore the flattery Small boobs, can almost forget that they are men.

As a vigorous young man, a male vampire who drinks blood every day, Qiao Dongliang actually has a lot of needs in that area. Although in principle he is still a straight straight man, sometimes he looks at the enchanting little The recipients dangled their beautiful legs in front of their eyes, and they also had the urge to throw one down for a try.

However, it may be due to his rebellious psychology. As long as he thinks that if he throws others down today, he will be thrown down tomorrow. The matter of making foundations is particularly unappetizing, and it is far less enjoyable than self-sufficiency.

All the maids in the house are evil things... On a dark and windy night, Qiao Dongliang wiped a nosebleed to send all the enchanting little ones out to sleep, then took a cold shower and wiped the gold mound under the bed. After touching it again, Tuo also lay down in the bed.

Maybe it's because the weather is a little dry recently, maybe it's because vampires are prone to restlessness on thunderstorm nights, Qiao Dongliang can't sleep in bed, even though it happened once when he took a bath before, his lower abdomen is still burning like fire, the evil spirit between his legs Things are about to move.

After lying down for half the night without falling asleep, Qiao Dongliang began to feel that something was wrong.

Tonight's blood drink seems a little sweet...

It was a bit late when he realized the problem, there was loud thunder and noisy rain, Qiao Dongliang vaguely heard a light footstep walking into his bedroom in the confusion, and then, the bed gauze moved, a pair of slightly cold Hands touched his chest.

"Who?!" Qiao Dongliang was startled, lifted up, a soft body trembling and snuggled up, tentatively wrapped his snake-like arms around his neck, trembling and moaning in his ear: "Your Highness, Your Highness ,I am scared……"

Afraid of your hammer!Qiao Dongliang fully understood what was going on, grabbed the opponent's slender wrists with both hands and pulled down his neck, and kicked him: "If you are afraid, turn on the light!"

Even though Qiao Dongliang was drugged and lacked strength, Tong Fangjia was kicked under the bed by him and let out a weak cry of pain.Qiao Dongliang regained a little clarity after being blasted by the thunder—the rotten stalk of the paralyzing aphrodisiac has appeared, will he fall off a cliff and practice a peerless magic skill in the future?

It's really stretched, this is not Zhai Douwen, now it has been changed to a dog blood martial arts!

Panting for a long time with his clothes open, Qiao Dongliang tried his best to suppress the restlessness in his lower abdomen, got up and planned to go to the bathroom to take a bath in ice water to get rid of his anger, but before he could climb to the door, Tong Fangjia, who was persistent, had already Wrapped up, his frail and boneless body was pressed against his hot arm, and the low and hoarse moans were indistinguishable, making people crazy: "Your Highness, hug me..."

The voice was so charming and provocative, Qiao Dongliang had a nosebleed, but he always kept in mind the life motto "If you want to defend the chrysanthemum, you must first defend the cucumber", he hugged the pillar in the living room and refused to let go.Tong Fangjia tried hard for a long time but failed to push His Royal Highness away, so he had to give up the previous plan of flirting first and then having sex, and directly got between his legs in a standing position, and began to tease his most sensitive part through the pajama pants parts.

"Go away!" Qiao Dongliang was almost vented when he touched him, and kicked him away again unbearably, a wave of thunder resounding through the sky suddenly exploded, after the lightning, the door creaked, and two slender The dark shadow slipped over.

Qiao Dongliang yelled inwardly, he couldn't stand one, and the three simply wanted his life!

I'm still a virgin, even if I lose my virginity, I don't need to talk so hard about 4P, right? !