Violence and Pro Guide

Qiao Dongliang really did not expect that dancing is such a difficult thing.

Because he was too tall since he was a child, he used to hold mountains, trees and other props on the stage at most when he was in elementary school and middle school.Later, when he went to college to eliminate illiteracy in dancing, he had to have two classes of arhats to be able to barely partner with him, but such a waste of resources was not allowed, so he was left behind alive, and in the end he didn't learn how to fart.

I thought that pole dancing was similar to climbing a pole, but after learning it, I realized that it is simply the difference between humans and monkeys. Without tens of thousands of years of painful evolution, one, two, three cannot be danced.

The teacher Nana found for him was a gray star who lived in Fort No. [-]. He was said to be a rapist before he came to Sea Nest, but because the overall body of the gray star is weak, even a bodybuilding champion can only be a scumbag in this scum-studded place. Little brother, so the rapist changed his job to become a dance teacher. You can't rape others, you can only rape yourself.

Qiao Dongliang has no problem with his physical fitness. He can dance pole dancing with his arms, legs, waist and waist. In this fortress where the acceleration of gravity is 1, he can climb a few meters of steel pipes. The problem is...

"Brother! This is dancing, not acrobatics, brother!" The rapist taught him that his face was filled with anger on the first day, "Everyone is here to see the dance, not the monkeys, so it's better if you do somersaults as fast as possible. , It’s useless without a word ‘yan’.” Click the recorded video: “Look at your waist, your legs, your arms... Tsk tsk, why are such good lines as hard as sticks? ? Do you know the curve? Do you know the radian? Do you know the S type?"

I don't know about S, I just know that I am a big M!Otherwise, why would I insist on dancing with you?Qiao Dongliang was already sweating all over: "Then this is what I look like, a man with no breasts and no butt, where did I get the S shape?"

"Why not? Why not?" The rapist lifted his buttocks and twisted his waist while holding the steel pipe, his small body like a water snake was wrapped around the pole, and he was really charming.Qiao Dongliang tried the same movement and twisted, sadly realizing that he was not much softer than a steel pipe.

"No, you have to practice flexibility first, stretch your waist and legs, the foundation is too poor." The raped criminal dragged Qiao Dongliang to start with leg presses, and gave him all the kicks from the lower back. Crying and howling, before leaving, he still did not forget to ask: "Men have no breasts, and if you want to be beautiful, you have to rely on your butt. It is best to practice yoga when you get home, such as cat pose in the lotus position, and consolidate today's learning results!"

Strengthen your sister!Qiao Dongliang's bones were all tossed and loose, his thighs were so painful that he couldn't close them, and he walked as if someone had exploded his chrysanthemums, but when he came home, he was so annoyed when he saw Jack's ignorance, so he went to the air forest after sucking blood , tossing himself again like masochistic, so the koalas all over the garden ran to tell each other: "That idiot who hit the tree is here again, here again..."

Fortunately, the curly-haired uncle didn't restrict him to suck blood recently. With the help of awakening power, Qiao Dongliang finally passed the basic practice level. He was straight when he kicked up to the sky, and soft when he lowered his waist. Even his neck was much more flexible than before.Only then did the rapist teacher start teaching him dance moves, such as wavy stickers, flying on one leg, and twirling all over the body...

Because of Superman's physical ability and sufficient flexibility, Qiao Dongliang's progress was fairly fast this time. He learned all the basic movements in a few days, and he also performed difficult movements with style.However, after watching the video he made, the teacher still shook his head and sighed: "Brother, you don't look like you are doing acrobatics now, and your movements are pretty standard, but this is a dance, not a gymnastics competition. What is dance? It's art, it's strength." The combination with beauty is aura!"

In order to speed up the progress, Qiao Dongliang fell off the pole countless times in the past few days, and his hands were covered with blisters, and his hair immediately exploded when he hit him. He grabbed his collar and asked viciously: "What are you doing?" Are you kidding me? Open your eyes and see that my movements and your teaching video can seamlessly overlap, why are you so powerful and beautiful, and I just have no aura?"

The rapist was strangled by him and rolled his eyes: "Calm down, calm down, brother, it's not that you're moving wrong, it's because you don't understand the essence of dance!"

"What is the essence of dance? Tell me then!" Qiao Dongliang let go and asked with a zombie face.The forced X took a deep breath, pointed to the pole and said: "Hey, imagine it, don't think of it as a pole, but as a girl, a super hot girl with an angel face and a devil figure, you are not on the pole now, you are on her."

"..." Qiao Dongliang swallowed hard, if the last girl had to spend so much effort, then I'd better have sex... No, no, what am I thinking!Fuck you fuckers, I won't be bent by you, the curly-haired bastard, even if I'm a fool, I'll have girls!

"Think of dancing with a pole as having sex. You have to melt her with your tenderness, conquer her with your body, and let her surrender under your sweatpants!" The rapist patted Qiao Dongliang on the shoulder and pointed Steel pipe, "Come on! Come on, my little tiger! Conquer that shiny silver girl!"

As a virgin, Qiao Dongliang still can't imagine what it's like to have sex with a girl, but in order to prove that he can conquer a girl, he still rushed forward without hesitation.

Hard work pays off, under the careful teaching of the rapist, he has really improved. As long as he stands next to the steel pipe, his movements, expressions and artistic sense are all in place. Teachers have to praise him for his high comprehension in sports and art.

However, the result of this kind of practice is that from now on, whenever he sees a girl, he will think of the steel pipe, and he will feel that his hands hurt, his arms hurt, his waist hurts, and his butt hurts.The most important thing is that my knee hurts and I want to kneel...

On the day of the official competition, Qiao Dongliang Sensen felt that he had already had obstacles to heterosexuality, so the pole dance was basically a prop for breaking straight men, right?

On the last day, Qiao Dongliang got up early and practiced for a day. Before the game, Nai Nai came to the teacher's house to pick him up and put on makeup and clothes for him.Qiao Dongliang didn't know that men also had to put on makeup, so he sat curiously in front of the makeup mirror, watching Nana approaching with tweezers, but didn't know it, until there was a sharp pain at the end of his eyebrows, and he jumped up: "What are you doing? Why did you pull me out?" hair?"

"Hey, your eyebrows are too messy, sit down and put on makeup like this!" Nana pressed her beloved on the stool, and trimmed his slightly thick eyebrows into straight sword eyebrows. Qiao Dongliang looked in the mirror with tears in his eyes: "Fuck! Why are you so motherly, like a plucked pig's head..."

"What do you know, you're so handsome!" Nai Nai put foundation, shaded him and made his hair like Avalokitesvara. Looking at the more and more handsome vampires in the mirror, he was about to drool: Mie ha ha ha ha tonight you only belong Myself!

Qiao Dongliang was played by him like a puppet, and he didn't recognize himself in the mirror—is this handsome bitch still me?

"Perfect!" Nana was very satisfied with her makeup skills, and took out a handful of rags from her bag, "Change clothes!"

Qiao Dongliang fiddled with the rags for a long time: "Is this a top or a bottom? How to wear it? Where does the head go in?"

"Scary, haven't you worn one-piece hot pants? I'll help you!" Nana realized that her sweetheart was a jackass, so she jumped on her and wanted to take off his clothes.Qiao Dongliang ran away in a panic: "No, no, I can do it myself, I can handle it!" He ran into the toilet and tried several times before he got the so-called "one-piece hot pants" on him. It turned out that these things were a halter vest and shorts The denim fabric is more economical in materials, and it is cooler after wearing it than not wearing it. Not only are the two long legs completely exposed, but the chest and back are also unobstructed, and the pectoral muscles, abdominal muscles and back muscles are unobstructed.

Fuck, this is art, art is so nasty... Qiao Dongliang came out of the toilet in a secretive way. When Nana saw him, he stepped back three steps and held onto the steel pipe with a groan. Nosebleeds flowed down his face: So, so, so handsome, how can he be so handsome, he looks thin in clothes and has flesh in his clothes, his face is so handsome, his muscles are so strong, I really want to fall into his broad arms right away...

"Are you okay?" No matter how stupid Qiao Dongliang was, he could see why he had a nosebleed. His face was a little red, and he handed over a box of tissues, "Have you eaten salty lately? It's so hot."

"Yes, a little bit." Nana rubbed two pieces of tissue paper to block his nostrils, took the concealer and wiped all the bruises on his body, and said distressedly: "You are working too hard, why did you fall like this. "

Qiao Dongliang coughed dryly: "If you want to do it, try your best... Is it really okay to dress like this? Will it be too revealing."

It's not CJ to be the best or something... Hahahaha... Nana took out a cowboy hat from her bag and put it on his head with blood on her face: "This is much better."

"..." Hey, the most exposed place doesn't seem to be the head, is it useful to wear a hat?

"Let's go, it's almost time, don't make the family and friends wait too long." Nana rushed her face indiscriminately, and pulled the little prince in hot pants to get on the maglev vehicle bound for Fort No. [-].

On the night of the King of Dance, the Chacha Club is full of singing and dancing, singing and singing. Unlike the previous macho party, this time the King of Dance competition does not restrict entry to gender. Except that the contestants are all male, any female or neutral person can enter. Come to watch the game, so there are at least twice as many people on the dance floor than last time, so it's very lively.

Qiao Dongliang was directly brought into the backstage by the staff to draw a number to wait for orders. Nana put on makeup in the dressing room, and came to the VIP box gracefully and enchantingly. The upper white fox shawl, with fragrant shoulders half exposed, has a variety of styles.

"It's so late, are you preparing a special gift for you?" Sister Yun looked at Nai Nai growing up and was very kind to him. She turned around and poured him a cup of tea, "Sit down, it's about to start Well, let me see how your sweetheart dances, don't you know who he is?"

Nana smiled and sat down, "Thank you, Sister Yun." The phone suddenly beeped softly, and when he looked down, it was from Qiao Dongliang. He was lucky, and he drew the last number, making his grand finale.

"Number 28." Nana shook her phone, "I just got it. Don't worry, he has been practicing hard since he signed up. I have confidence in him, and he won't make it difficult for you."

"I hope, but my ugly words are up front, it's too far away, and the unspoken rules have to be justified. If the customer finds out that I'm cheating, it will ruin my brand of Chacha Chacha, huh?"

Nana waved her hands confidently: "I know, I know, just put your heart in your stomach and watch it carefully." Among other things, just relying on my bright brother's face and figure, I have thrown the other contestants out of the eight streets, okay!

"By the way, you haven't told me what your mysterious reward is. Have you brought it? It can't be an engagement ring, right?" Sister Yun touched Nana's curly hair with a smile, "My little Nana has also grown up Now, it's time to find a boyfriend."

"That's not true." Thinking about giving her virginity to her dear one tonight, Nana blushed, "I want to give him my body."

"Pfft!" Sister Yun was choked, and the tea sprayed all over the floor, "What did you say? Are you an adult? Does your father know about this?"

"I didn't tell him!" Nana pouted, "But he will definitely not object to us. I have mentioned it several times, and he also praised my brother Liang a lot."

I can't control so much when the child is older, let alone it's not my child... Sister Yun shook her head helplessly: "Okay, I wish you good luck."

The King of Dance Contest officially started, and the gold medal host Snake of Bounce Chacha stepped onto the glittering floating stage: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Bounce Chacha Club! Tonight is the night of our King of Dance, and we are going to Among the 28 candidates, choose the man who is the most handsome, the coolest, the sexiest, and the most seductive dancer in Haichao, and he is the dancer! King!"

With thunderous cheers, a chasing light came down from a high place, swept across the audience, and finally stopped at the stage. The Snake Girl said loudly: "Let's get to know today's 28 challengers first! The first one is from three Fortress..."

Nana looked at the stage without blinking her eyes. After finally waiting for the snake girl to finish speaking the penultimate one, as soon as the chasing light hit Qiao Dongliang, she lay on the guardrail and screamed: "Brother Liang, I love you!"

The group of Qiao Dongliang's relatives and friends who were temporarily gathered in the audience also cheered: "Brother Liang, we all love you!"

Qiao Dongliang didn't expect that he had so many zombie fans. He was taken aback by the enthusiastic roar of the crowd. He stood in the circle of light and waved at the crowd with a stiff expression: "I, I love you too..."

"Pfft...it's him." Sister Yun also recognized Qiao Dongliang, and burst out laughing, "It's still so cute, great, I still owe him a story, I hope he really wins the prize."

"Hey? You know him?" Nana asked curiously.Sister Yun nodded: "Of course, you have a good eye. He is a very interesting boy. I don't know if he is a husband. It will be very exciting for you to be with him."

"Really?" Nana clasped her hands together and asked, "Then do you think we are a good match?"

"I think..." Sister Yun suddenly remembered the ex-Big Bird King who had a big fight with Qiao Dongliang that day, the corners of her mouth twitched a little, she took out a key from her handbag and handed it to Nana, "I think you need to get along You’ll know right away if it fits.”

"Huh? What is this?"

"The key to my villa is on Planet Aquamarine." Sister Yun said with a smile, "After the competition is over, you can take the spaceship there first, and I will send him there to receive his 'special reward' after the celebration is over." , I believe no one will bother you there."

Aquamarine is the closest large planet to the "garland" asteroid belt, and its orbit is basically synchronous with the sea nest, and 90.00% of its surface is covered by oceans.Half of each revolution cycle of Aquamarine is the glacier season, when the oceans of the entire planet will be frozen into glaciers, and the other half is the warm fishing season, when the glaciers thaw, a large number of edible fish and seaweed live in the sea, the pirates will Establish a fishery base there and fish for abundant seafood.

Now is the beginning of the fishing season, and when the weather on Seablue Star is the most beautiful, some well-known pirates will drive their amphibious spaceships there for vacation. Sister Yun has a spaceship gifted by her ex-boyfriend, which is her villa. Very nice and gorgeous, and happened to be moored there recently.

The beautiful sea, the exquisite spaceship, it is the most suitable place to dedicate your first time there!Nana jumped up happily, hugged Sister Yun's neck and kissed her several times, "Ah! Sister Yun, you are such a good person! I will love you forever!"

"You're a sweet-mouthed child!" Sister Yun patted him on the back dotingly, alas, if she had been cruel back then, the child would have grown up like this, what a pity...

The warmth in the box is infinite, but the atmosphere on the big dance floor outside keeps heating up. The King of Dance competition is full of climaxes. The contestants all have special skills, some are doing hip-hop, some are doing ballet, and some are doing belly dancing. Showing his ability to canvass votes, he can't wait to do his best to please the audience.

Qiao Dongliang didn't feel nervous as No. 28, the finale. After all, everyone is an amateur player, and he has practiced very solidly recently.

But I don't know why I always feel that my right eyelid is twitching violently. When I calm down, Jack's angry look will appear in my mind, and then I feel——chirp throbbing pain.

No no no, I can't miss him anymore, Qiao Dongliang patted his face, and heard someone say: "No. 28, pay attention to No. 28, play in 1 minute!"

Brother is now on the front line!Qiao Dongliang closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and then opened his pupils, which had turned into a bright golden color. The chasing light illuminated his slender, fair body dazzlingly. A simple denim suit set off his slender legs, vigorous With a thin waist and flat chest muscles, Zhen Tianjie was greeted with cheers and whistles as soon as he entered the stage.

Calmness, calmness, and the power of awakening allowed him to gradually shield the surrounding disturbances, and walked onto the stage with graceful steps, leaving only the metal pole with a cold light in his eyes.

At the beginning of the music, the ethereal drums accompanied by the crisp sound of wind chimes reverberated in the dome of Bong Cha Cha. The commotion of the crowd was gradually calmed down by the music like the sound of Buddha, and the dance floor became extremely quiet.At this moment, the drum beat suddenly became rapid, as if thousands of horses were galloping down, and the exciting string music played at the same time, pushing the music to a climax in an instant.

There is almost no interlude, and there is a series of climaxes from beginning to end. Qiao Dongliang rotates and dances on the metal pole with this almost crazy music. When a set of super difficult transitions is completed, the audience burst into screams At the time, another set of even more dazzling moves was immediately followed, hardly giving the audience a chance to breathe.

In the end, when he slid down from the top of the steel pipe with an upside-down spin and knelt down on one leg to call the curtain, the cheers almost shook the dome of Bong Cha Cha.

Qiao Dongliang was panting violently. Even a vampire with overwhelming physical strength would be exhausted to complete such an inhuman rhythm dance. In fact, he could have chosen not to choose this set of moves, but his artistic sense is too bad. Experts can see the shortcomings, so they can only use the difficulty and rhythm to win the audience first, and push the voice to the top, so that even if the judges see something, they will not dare to disobey the audience's wishes.

Judging from the on-site response, he is definitely the champion.

Qiao Dongliang supported the steel pipe to stand up, bowed again and took the curtain call. His eyes swept across the dark crowd outside the aperture, and he suddenly felt lonely. He always felt that someone was missing, a very important person.

Then, as if responding to his frustration, his right eyelid suddenly twitched twice.

"Do you still need to make an appointment? There is no doubt that he is the champion." In the luxurious box, Sister Yun applauded and shook her head, "Nai Nai, he is not a man you can control. He is too beautiful and too strong. Only stronger than him A strong man can control him and tame him."

"Why?" Nana was surprised, and said unconvinced, "It is because he is too strong that he needs a gentle and weak object like me to lean on and worship. What Bailian Steel needs is soft fingers! We are a perfect match! "

Looking at the stubborn Nai Nai, Sister Yun seemed to see herself decades ago. For some reason, her heart was full of sadness, and she sighed lightly, and said, "Well, you have to try everything, even if it hurts you. Liu, this process cannot be replaced by others, go ahead, the champion will be announced soon, you still have time to touch up your makeup when you leave now."

Nainai reluctantly looked at Qiao Dongliang who was waiting for the score. Sister Yun supported his shoulder and whispered in his ear: "There is a set of candles in the drawer of the master bedroom. It will be very romantic to light it."

Nana looked at Sister Yun in confusion, and Sister Yun lit a cigarette: "Hurry up, even if it's the best romantic candle, it will take some time for the medicine to evaporate."

Nana suddenly realized, her face turned red immediately: "Yeah~ Sister Yun, you are so bad." Even so, her pace was not slow at all, and she ran away quickly holding her cheek.

Sister Yun was the only one left in the luxury box, and she slowly exhaled a puff of green smoke, looking at the snake girl on the floating stage in the distance, she was announcing the winner of the championship, and the bright chasing light hit No. 28, as if giving him delicate The skin is coated with a layer of silver light, which is dazzling.

"Little girl." Sister Yun connected Snake Girl's headset, "After the awards are presented, take the champion to the back door, ask the bodyguards to escort him to my spaceship, and tell him that I am waiting for him there with what he wants."

Snake Girl nodded in her direction, the music became louder again, and the coronation ceremony began. Sister Yun twisted the cigarette butt, wrapped her white fox shawl and walked out of the box. Five minutes later, a small lavender spaceship departed from the free port of the fourth fortress and flew towards Seablue Star.

At almost the same moment, Jack finally got the pass of Tuduo, and entered Fort No. [-] in a maglev vehicle.

Kafka frightened and followed the berserk Fa Xiao, always ready to knock him down when he transforms. Although the manta rainbow dragon has strong self-control, it is a very jealous creature, and its possessive desire for its spouse is so strong. abnormal.For example, His Majesty Sauter, who is usually as calm as an iceberg, as long as anyone dares to give his wife an electric shock, the heavenly lunch box will be sent out while it is still hot.

Jack's condition today was very unstable. As soon as he got out of the car, he rushed to the door of Bengchacha. Without saying a word, he punched the one-eyed uncle who was guarding the door, kicked open the door and rushed in.

The coronation ceremony is over, the dance floor is full of people, Jack grabbed a passing waiter: "Where are all the contestants participating in the King of Dance competition?"

The waiter immediately recognized him as the violent man who cut his salary in half last time, and was so frightened: "All, all, are gone, you, you, are you here to find Mr. Wu Wang?"

"What king of dancing? Who is the king of dancing?" Jack had an ominous premonition.The waiter trembled and replied: "Just, just, it's the little brother Baker who was with you last time...he won the championship in pole dancing, and he is the winner of this year's dance king."

Pole dancer, king of dancers, champion... Jack's head buzzed, and he felt the scales on his back stand up: "What about others?"

Under the dim light, the waiter vaguely felt that his face was a little bit wrong, fearing that his little shrimp would suffer another innocent disaster, so the teeth rattled and said, "I was taken away by the proprietress."

The coquettish black widow?Jack's heart seemed to be on fire, and he asked viciously, "Where did you go?"

"Hai-Seablue Star Base. The proprietress has a ship there, it's called Xianghun."

Jack threw the waiter out with a wave of his hand, took out his mobile phone and called Doduo: "Duoduo, I need a pass to go to Seablue Star Base, please...Okay, I promise to go with you to call Baker Star, as long as you give me a pass within half an hour!"

"Where are you going? Seablue Star? Isn't that a fishery base? Are you going to eat sashimi?" Kafka trotted all the way to keep up with him, Jack's face sank like water, and the light blue scales behind his ears appeared and disappeared. , There was a tendency to run away every minute, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Go warm up the Brahma, go fucking undercover, I quit! I'm going to take my wife home and get married!"