Violence and Pro Guide

At this point, Mr. Jonas could no longer hide it.

It turns out that the interstellar dog blood story that Qiao Dazhuang told last time actually has a sequel!

It is said that Cinderella—oh no, now I have to call it Cinderella—Cinderella left the galaxy after entrusting her son to Qiao Dazhuang and his wife. Unexpectedly, the reality of his new life is cruel. Being pampered and pampered since he was a child, he can only get enough food and clothing at best, and he has no ability to support two people, let alone one of them is a 20-year time bomb.

Time flies, and more than ten years have passed in a blink of an eye. Just when Gray Boy was about to despair, the scumbag Comrade King David who had abandoned him suddenly appeared, claiming that his original spouse was dead, and wanted to take him back to fill the house. I vowed to live happily ever after with him.

The gray boy who has been wandering abroad for 20 years is no longer a simple coward. Based on his understanding of King David, this guy is definitely not a person who will turn his head back. Sure enough, under his insistence, Comrade Slag Gong confessed My own intention - there has always been a group of large and powerful interstellar pirates living near the planet Baker. They are not under the jurisdiction of any galaxy government. They live in the remote asteroid belt, robbing houses and doing all kinds of evil, and their lives are very nourishing.

For more than a hundred years, this group of pirates has been living peacefully with Planet Baker. At most, they harass passing merchants and make an autumn wind on the border. Although the people complain a lot, because the Baker royal family is decayed and corrupt, they don’t want to fight outsiders at all. So always keep one eye open.

Unexpectedly, five years ago, this group of pirates suddenly changed to a very tough leader. He found that the Baker royal family was weak and deceitful, and started to attack aggressively. The establishment of a pirate port on the planet meant that King David was about to be destroyed, and it seriously threatened the personal safety of His Majesty Zha Gong.

Seeing that the pirates were about to hit the doorstep, King David and his staff were at a loss. The army was not enough, the weapons were too outdated, and even the food and grass were a bit short of supply. Finally, they made their idea to the neighboring galaxy——δ galaxy.

The δ galaxy is different from the Kingdom of Baker. It is rich in products and resources, and lives the most stalwart race in the universe - the shapeshifter, that is, a half-orc who can transform into a beast. Most importantly, the ruler there Emperor Soter was very strong and brave, and there were more than ten million death legions under his command. As long as he was willing to send troops to help, it would be easier to wipe out pirates than to crush an ant.

Of course, it is not so easy to establish a relationship with Emperor Soter. It is said that this gentleman is very philistine in private. His only hobbies are playing football and collecting taxes. He has never done a loss-making business for hundreds of years. From him The cost of borrowing soldiers is very expensive. King David may not be able to make up the astronomical sum by selling his kidneys. After thinking about it, he finally remembered that on a certain day, a certain year, a certain month and a certain day, he once had a relationship with a weak victim from the Delta galaxy. Having engaged in extramarital affairs, he still vaguely remembers that this weakling came from a family. He was the great-great-grandson of the late Mr. Jia Lima, the late elder of the Delta galaxy. Emotional.

Zha Gongjun's initial idea was very simple. Although Xiaoweishou had already been kicked out by the family because of himself, after all, the blood relationship was there. If he was brought back to be a queen or something, at least an invitation could be sent to him when the wedding banquet was held. Emperor Suote, after marriage, he brought his wife back to his natal home to recognize his relatives. Even if he could not borrow soldiers for free, a [-]% discount would be very cost-effective.

Unexpectedly, Xiaoweishou gave him a big surprise. Twenty years ago, he actually gave birth to a glittering golden prince, and this prince seemed to exist specially for this crisis—he owns 20% Baker's blood, 50% of the Delta galaxy's blood, and more importantly, he is actually a native of Earth!You know, Emperor Soter's only companion, the mother of his 50 sons, is an Earthling!

God-given opportunity, match made in heaven, God made beauty...all the idioms combined cannot describe King David's mood when he learned the truth.

That's right, what better shortcut than becoming Emperor Soter's in-laws?Emperor Soter had 34 sons, all of whom were unmarried, and he could just choose the worst son-in-law to save Planet Baker from fire and water.

Therefore, Qiao Dongliang, who is miserable, is still playing college basketball spring league on the earth, and his desperate father has already found him a gorgeous good friend. My son, who has just grown up, is said to be tall, mighty and imposing, capable of being the number one scholar in the literary examination, and capable of beating hooligans in martial arts. What is commendable is that he often went back to China with his mother to attend the National People's Congress since he was a child. He has an extraordinary understanding of the earth's culture. , and Qiao Dongliang are a perfect match.

"You mean, you found me a fiancée...husband without asking my opinion at all?" Qiao Dongliang deeply felt that the previous catastrophes were really weak compared to this one. This pair of aliens who claimed to be his biological parents People betrothed him to another alien without even knowing his sexual orientation, "Then what Shit emperor agreed to your marriage request?" These legendary top leaders of the galaxy have all the brains Caught by a revolving door?

"It's Emperor Soter." Mr. Jonas corrected, "In fact, the situation is more complicated." He said with a very tangled look on his face, and hesitated for a long time before continuing, "Because the 'Apocalypse' stipulates The main wife of the other little prince must be the one who is destined, so after you get married, you can only take second place."

Thousands of grass and mud horses roared past in his heart. Qiao Dongliang was so out of grief and anger that he couldn't think of any words to describe his mood at the moment. From the day he passed out in the gymnasium on his 20th birthday, his life was like a wild horse running wild I usually run all the way from the Himalayas to the Mariana Trench. I thought it would be sad enough to become a vampire, but I didn't expect that there was another Dalei who was someone else's wife waiting for him here!

The idiom "going from bad to worse" was born just for him, right?But isn't this danmeiwen?Why would such gossips like wives and concubines appear in his life?Author, are you sure you didn't take the wrong outline?

"You mean, you decided to give me to a half-human, half-animal male creature as a concubine?" Qiao Dongliang struggled to digest this terrible fact, "Is this the real purpose of you getting me back?"

"Of course not." Mr. Jonas said eagerly, "Listen to me, child, you must return to Planet Baker after the age of 20 anyway, otherwise the power of awakening will kill you, the blood beasts of hybrids are too hard to find , With the abilities of Qiao Dazhuang and his wife, it is impossible to extend your life, and I let you come back to save your life."

So I should thank you?Qiao Dong smiled angrily: "Thank you."

"No, please don't say that." Mr. Jonas said with a pale face and trembling voice: "Please believe me, my child...you are my only flesh and blood, the most honorable prince of the Baker family, if possible I will never agree to let you be a concubine for others! But my dear, you are also a Baker, do you have the heart to watch the interstellar pirates occupy your country, kill your compatriots, dig out the hearts of children and hang them on the pirate ship on the mast?"

In just two sentences, full of emotions, well-reasoned, and thought-provoking, Qiao Dongliang deeply admires the eloquence of Jonas' mother. He has spent more than two years in Tianchao University, but he can't find a teacher who is more sensational than him. If he had gone to lecture the students on the theory of thought, cultivation, Mao and Deng, no one would have failed the course.

"Actually... I don't know you well. Why don't you let my brothers do such a good thing as dying for the country?" Qiao Dongliang suppressed his anger and tried to turn the war into jade through peaceful negotiations. "Besides, I'm a rough man. Basketball, I'm afraid I can't be qualified for such a graceful job as a little wife, why don't you change someone? I think His Royal Highness the seventh prince just now is very happy."

Mr. Jonas lowered his eyes sadly and shook his head: "He would like to, but only you are my only child, the only mixed-race child. Apart from you, it is impossible for the other party to accept others to marry."

Being gay really broke his bottom line, Qiao Dongliang thought for a long time, and decided to be more direct: "I'm sorry, I can't accept this arrangement, I'm a straight man, it's impossible for me to suddenly change my sexuality and marry a man, you guys can't marry me." Find someone to do this great job."

Mr. Jonas seemed to have expected his attitude a long time ago, and he was not in a hurry. Instead, he gently persuaded him: "Sexual orientation is not a problem. As long as you marry, you will find that men are not so difficult to accept."

How can I accept such a tragic thing like being raped by someone?Qiao Dongliang had the urge to vomit blood, but Mr. Jonas gently took his hand and patted it twice, and said earnestly: "My child, the war has broken out, and someone has to make sacrifices. Are you The prince of the Baker royal family, the son of His Majesty King David, you have royal blood in your body, and at this critical moment for the survival of this country, you should dedicate everything to your people!"

What a good political counselor!Qiao Dongliang really admired him. He loves the motherland, loves the people, and is not afraid of sacrifice and selfless devotion. It’s hard for him to speak so eloquently. The problem is——we really don’t know each other well!He has not been on this planet for less than a month, and even his own mother is meeting for the first time today, and his own father doesn't know where he is, why did he suddenly ask him to sacrifice his life, oh no, to sacrifice chrysanthemums?

As a standard male citizen of China, he traveled thousands of miles to an alien planet just to save a decadent and cowardly country with his own chrysanthemum?