Violence and Pro Guide

The woman led Qiao Dongliang to turn left and right, and came to a remote corner, where the heavy metal rock could only hear the faint sound of drums. Occasionally, a few waiters hurried past, and when they saw them, they all bowed respectfully: "Hello, Sister Yun."

The woman nodded coldly, dragged a chair and sat down, and nodded at the seat beside her: "Sit."

Qiao Dongliang sat down as he said, and only then did he realize that she was the mistress of the former king in the legend, and the owner of Cha Cha Cha, Sister Yun. What he didn't expect was that she looked so young and beautiful, glamorous and compelling, with the sexiness of a light mature woman, and the A kind of domineering that ordinary women don't have.

"Newcomers don't know the rules, so let's forget it for the first time." She said with a cold face, Qiao Dongliang breathed a sigh of relief, he didn't think much about it when he fought, but he was a little scared when he calmed down after the fight. The medical expenses and equipment expenses are probably not small. number.

Before his heart fell back into his stomach, Sister Yun said again in a dark voice: "Listen, kid, there will be no next time. Next time I see you making trouble here, I will cut you into small pieces." Let it dry and hang it at the door as a decoration!"

Qiao Dongliang immediately shivered, didn't she, how could this woman change her face faster than the sky?

Sister Yun saw his face change, a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, she lit a cigarette and took a puff, and handed it to him, "Okay, I won't scare you, I haven't seen you before, let me guess...you were the king last time." One of the people brought back from Planet Saqima?"

Qiao Dongliang nodded, but he didn't pick up the cigarette, and waved his hand to indicate that he didn't smoke. Sister Yun smiled lightly, and snapped her fingers at the waiter next to her with a cigarette in her mouth: "Sour leaf wine, a bottle." The waiter took the order and left , quickly brought them a bottle of wine, opened it and poured two glasses.

"It's okay to come to me without consumption, this bottle is yours." Sister Yun smiled and smoked, and picked up the cup to touch the other one, "Double price, the bottle you dropped just now is the same as this bottle .”

I hope the curly-haired uncle doesn't get mad when he pays the bill... The spy who is currently penniless thinks bitterly that he doesn't know if he can get his [-]% dividend alive.He picked up the cup and took a sip. Fortunately, the taste is very similar to Erguotou, so it is not unbearable.

"As far as I know, King Muri doesn't like his people appearing in the third and fourth districts. Although you are the upstarts of Haichao, he will deal with you severely if you don't obey me, young man." Sister Yun said lightly, about It was his identity that aroused her interest, and she seemed to want to chat with him.

Although it is too stressful to talk to such a temperamental sister, Qiao Dongliang always keeps in mind his job as a spy. The secret channel is really easy to come by. I didn't expect that everything looks like a cloud, and Kafka hasn't unfolded yet. Seduction, I took the opportunity to get close to the target first.

The opportunity never comes again, Qiao Dongliang decided to bravely face the first big boss of his espionage career, took a sip of his wine, and said: "Fort No. Chill out where the Riba people order."

Sister Yun burst out laughing: "That's how you come to relax? Why don't you go to the wrestling gym if you like fighting?"

Qiao Dongliang smiled awkwardly: "I'm sorry I didn't mean it." Suddenly the subject changed, "Why doesn't King Murli like us in this area? Is it because of you? Because you are the woman of the previous king?"

Sister Yun didn't expect him to be so straightforward. For so many years, no one dared to bring up such a topic in front of her. Her dark purple pupils suddenly shrank, and she narrowed her eyes dangerously at Qiao Dongliang: "What did you say?" Squeezing it out bit by bit, the slender right hand quietly pressed the silent gun in the trouser pocket.

"The fourth sister-in-law in the laundry room told me that you used to be the mistress of the former king." Qiao Dongliang was ignorant and fearless. He didn't even see her draw a gun, and his mind twitched and his mouth bald, and he was blown away. "I am very grateful for your past. Interested, can you tell me about the former king?"

"What did you say?" Sister Yun looked at him in disbelief. Is this kid impatient?Or is the emotional intelligence too low to even realize that the old lady wants to kill?

"That's right, I'm actually a writer with a pen name of 'Sex Meow', and I've written a lot of erotic biographical novels in another galaxy." Qiao Dongliang was completely enlightened, and simply moved all the great achievements of his high school deskmate to himself, " I am very yearning for the romantic and poignant love story between you and your predecessor Wang, and I want to write an eclectic biography for you!"

"What did you say...?" Sister Yun couldn't turn the corner at all, and she forgot to shoot him with her eyes wide open.

"I said I'm a writer!" Qiao Dongliang made it smoother and smoother, "Actually, I took a huge risk to sneak into your territory today. I fought with so many people just now, just to get close to you and get your attention! After listening to your gossip from Sisao, I have become a loyal fan of you and your predecessor Wang, sister Yun, you must accept my request!"

The pretty face of the glamorous proprietress has completely turned into the word "囧"—this child either has some big conspiracy, or the brain has been short-circuited, don't you know how old that person was when he mentioned it in Haichao? Taboo?

Qiao Dongliang stared at her sharply, his eyes shining with light full of cultural heritage.Sister Yun stared at him silently, the corner of her mouth twitched for a long time, her right hand left the handle of the gun calmly, raised it up and patted his head: "Silly boy."

The tone was a little teasing, but also a little kind that she didn't even notice, "Well, it's boring since he left, so I can agree to your request to a certain extent." Really It's too lonely. After so many years, I still can't forget the man who left without saying a word. Love and hate. Instead of holding it in my heart for a lifetime, it's better to say something harmless to make myself feel at ease.

Qiao Dongliang was overjoyed, and Sister Yun pulled her face down again, and said seriously: "But there is no free lunch in this world, you have to do something for me."

"What, what's the matter?" Qiao Dongliang suddenly blushed in front of the magnificent Yu Jie (forgive the poor child, he hasn't seen a real woman for a long time), she, she, she wouldn't mention that kind of thing to me. ask?

It turned out that he was thinking too much. Sister Yun took a sip of her wine and said, "We're going to have another theme party in a while. If you can come and win the first prize, I will grant your wish."

"Really?" Qiao Dongliang was both surprised and delighted. He didn't expect the single-handed approach to be so effective. He was indeed a genius.Unexpectedly, Sister Yun curled her lips into a smile again, and waved her fingers: "But don't be greedy, I can only tell you a little gossip about our past, but I'm not responsible for answering any of your questions, okay?"

"..." Qiao Dongliang almost agreed, but bit his tongue again, and asked cautiously, "Tell me what kind of party it is first?" Could it be another bunch of homosexuals running wildly in the pool?

"Dancing King Contest." Sister Yun stood up, drank the wine glass in her hand, and touched his glass with a "clang", "Go back and practice hard, child, I am waiting for your good news, such an opportunity Not every day, maybe I'll regret it soon."

dance king?Qiao Dongliang looked embarrassed. He grew up so big that he danced some square dances with his mother when he was young. The love business can’t afford to hurt, and the moonlight in the lotus pond sets the horse pole... In other words, even if this kind of middle-aged and elderly fitness dance is remade, it is impossible to win the championship. right?But seeing the back of Sister Yun leaving and afraid of losing such a rare opportunity, he gritted his teeth and said loudly: "I will definitely come! Then you must not go back on your word!"

Sister Yun laughed, flicked her finger, and the cigarette butt fell into the trash can accurately: "Let's wait until you win the championship, my young man!" Pointing to the sour leaf wine on the table, "Don't disappoint your fine wine, anyway, you can't drink it. You have to pay for the drinks." The slim figure disappeared at the end of the passage.

I am the king of dancing!Qiao Dongliang drank the wine in the glass in one gulp, and a line of fire shot down his throat. He felt proud and took a sip directly holding the bottle neck.Although I was a little frightened tonight, the harvest is also very gratifying. The curly-haired uncle will definitely be shocked hahahaha, every time I see his disbelieving eyes, it’s so refreshing, it won’t scare you to death... By the way, this wine tastes good , the more you drink, the more delicious it is.

Relying on his good drinking capacity, Qiao Dongliang sat in the corner and poured himself a drink. It was too noisy inside, but it was better to be clean here. After drinking for a while to calm down, go out to find Kafka and Su Jieke.

In the hall where the demons danced wildly, the macho pool party had reached its climax. The beautiful woman with a snake tail appeared on the suspended platform again. A beam of chasing light hit her head, dazzling her with scales all over her body. She twisted Leaving his body, his voice was high-pitched and full of motivation: "Boys, the exciting moment is coming! Now that all the male guests in the audience have been measured, next, I will announce tonight's 'Big Bird King' Winner!"

There were shouts and whistles, and everyone looked at the high platform eagerly. The beautiful woman twisted twice enchantingly, and a holographic screen of one meter square appeared in front of her, on which the three-digit hand number kept scrolling, and behind it was the corresponding length, and pictures of big or small birds wrapped in underwear of various colors.

The numbers scrolled for a long time, and the atmosphere on the scene was gradually pushed to the climax. Countless pirates looked forward to it, and repeated the same word in unison: "Stop, stop, stop!"

Finally, the number freezes, and a very inconspicuous photo of black dark underwear appears next to the number. The field suddenly becomes silent, and a needle falling on the ground can be heard clearly. The beauty on the high platform probably didn't expect it. This year's "Big Bird King" is actually a character wearing such a pair of otaku underwear, frowned, and said loudly: "Let's cheer together, the Big Bird King of this year's 'Pool Macho Party' is born! He is [-]-[-] -zero!"

A beam of chasing light shot down from the highest point of the dome, rotated in the field for a moment, and stopped on the head of a tall young man with wheat-colored skin according to the position of the hand card. He seemed completely unaware of the much-anticipated red "250" on the holographic screen. "It was me, looking around anxiously, as if looking for someone.

"Wow~ you are a handsome guy, Mr. 250, congratulations! Next, please come to the high platform to accept the coronation under the guidance of our staff!" Snake Girl said loudly, "Sister Yun, the owner of our chacha club, will wear it for you. The crown of the Great Bird King!"

There was applause, Sister Yun stepped onto the high stage in black, glanced coldly at the audience, raised a glittering golden crown in her hand, raised her eyebrows at the curly-haired young man chasing the light, and said loudly: "Come on, my lad."

What a big bird and what king!Didn't you see that I was busy looking for a wife?Mr. Jack, the newly promoted big bird king, was not in the mood to celebrate with the people at all. He frowned impatiently and raised his hand to block the glare of the overhead light. He happened to see a man in waiter underwear coming across him. He came to lead him to the high platform on the road to participate in the coronation, and grabbed him without saying a word: "I want to ask you something, where is the number 126 that came in with me? Can you find him for me through that tracking system?" ?”

"126?" The one who looked thin and useless ended up knocking down a bunch of Bakers who cost me half my salary? "He doesn't seem to be in the lobby. He should be in the private seat at the back. The proprietress took him there just now." The waiter pointed in the direction of Qiao Dongliang, "Do you want to find him? Go after the coronation, he is drinking Can't lose it."

What? !Taken away by the proprietress, still drinking?Jack imagined the scene of the little wife wearing tight underwear and the black-clothed royal sister drinking flowers and wine, and the curly hair was blown up: "Very well, there is another question, under what circumstances will you disqualify me from being the champion? "

"Hey?" The waiter was puzzled, why did you ask such an unlucky question when Duo Er was celebrating? "Cheating, taking stimulants to increase size, and... violating other club regulations, such as group fights and deliberate provocation."

"Very good!" Jack waved his fist without saying a word, and punched the waiter on the chin with lightning speed, "I'm deliberately provoking you now, you can change people, goodbye!"

After speaking, regardless of the surprised eyes around him, he strode towards the hall with a big stride.