Violence and Pro Guide

Qiao Dongliang is simply a god of gossip, even he himself did not expect that he is so suitable for the job of "inquiry". Jack failed to inquire about the news from the pirate executives. The uncle and aunt got the answer.

"Hey, this is the photo of the former Wang, I re-taken it." At the next party of three, Qiao Dongliang showed off a low-resolution picture, "This was accidentally taken by the canteen cleaners many years ago. It is said that Mourinho strictly forbade everyone to talk about him after the former Wang Yun traveled all over the world, and now there is not much information left."

Jack looked at the photo, then looked at Kafka, and had to admit that he was indeed very similar to the former king, except for his skin color, one brown and one black, and his facial features and figure were almost the same. He asked him suspiciously: "Are you sure?" Are you not related to him?"

"How is it possible? You also know that my father snatched my mother from the Milky Way." Kafka had an ominous premonition since the last gathering, "Why are we entangled in the matter of the former king? Wouldn't it be more straightforward to check the 'matrix' directly?"

The "matrix" is the oval-shaped building in the center of Sea Nest. It is said to be a forbidden area, and only each generation of Pirate Kings is eligible to enter.

"Only the king can control the 'matrix'. Don't you think Mourinho's motivation for becoming the pirate king is worth exploring?" Jack said, "The former king was in his prime and had a high reputation. Why did he suddenly abandon everything? Going out to roam? After he left, why were all his cronies scattered and stuffed in different departments? You must know that free circulation is not allowed between the four fortresses, and they are divided into different fortresses, basically losing the ability to get together Opportunity. Have you forgotten what the reasoning teacher said? The place with more doubts is often the key to unlocking the truth."

Kafka felt that there was no way he could hide this time, and said with a sad face, "Well, just say it, what do you want me to do?"

This task is a bit difficult for Kafka, but there is no faster way, Jack patted him on the shoulder: "You can give Nana some snacks these two days, and see if he can help you." Go to the pass to the No. [-] Fortress, and try to find out about the situation of the 'Ban Cha Cha' nightclub as soon as possible, and then..." Jack's face was a little embarrassed, and he hesitated before saying, "Try to get close to the proprietress, Sister Yun."

"I knew it!" Kafka said sadly, "I need to sacrifice my appearance again, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

"It's not for you to be attacked." Jack whispered.

"It's disgusting. Pretending to be a straight man is harder than pretending to be offensive, okay?" Kafka said aggrievedly, pointing to Qiao Dongliang, "Why don't you let him go? Most of their Baker men are straight men anyway. I have eaten pork and seen pigs run away, we shapeshifters are all homosexuals, it hurts to go against our nature and pretend to be straight!"

Does he still pretend to be a straight man?Asking him to seduce women isn't meat buns beating dogs?Jack gave Kafka a hard look, and just about to persuade him, Qiao Dongliang said, shaking his head like a rattle: "I can't do it, I'm still a novice spy, it's okay to trick grandpas and aunts who sweep the floor and take out garbage, but chasing after the boss's wife This kind of high-end work has to be done by you professionals." Just kidding, are pirate women easy to mess with?Besides, the former king is very old, and his mistress may be an old woman, so I can't bite my teeth.

As he spoke, he shook the photo: "Besides, you look so much like him, you can't be blind to such a good resource."

Jack was very satisfied that he was so self-confident and did not create any possibility of cheating on himself, so he made a final decision: "Liang is right, so it's settled, Kafka, show some professional qualities, the empire is optimistic about you!"

"Ah? Do you really want me to do it? You guys are so cruel! After being attacked so much, Luo Bing knows that he will never like me again..." Seeing Jack's categorical words, Kafka said sadly Run away crying.

Jack and Qiao Dongliang looked at each other, and a drop of cold sweat dripped from the forehead of the colleague—the strong man is really a killer, no matter how long he gets used to it, people can't look directly at it.

No one can disobey Uncle Curly's order, and despite Kafka's reluctance, he finally accepted Jack's arrangement.Consciously or unintentionally, when chatting with Nana, she complained about "it's so boring", "there are no handsome guys in the pirates", or "how come Haichao doesn't even have a decent nightclub" and so on.

After saying this a few times, Nana was unconvinced: "Hey, what do you mean, is Sea Nest so boring? Don't look at the monotonous life in our No. [-] fortress, but the other fortresses are very lively."

"Huh? What's the fun? It's not the same." Kafka said bitterly, "Your father's style is too high, the stereo is full of classical music all day long, and the TV programs in the restaurant are always cosmic operas." Well, we hunters who run business are rough people, and we can't appreciate his elegant taste."

"Father is like this, but there are still a lot of rough people in Haichao. Fortress No. [-] and No. [-] have a lot of places for low-class people to play, why don't I take you there." Nana said proactively, "What do you like to play? Gambling, wrestling , or drink?"

I prefer wrestling... But this kind of thing can't be said. Kafka pretended to think for a long time before he said: "Are there any pornographic shows? The kind where handsome guys take off their clothes and dance pole dancing?"

"Pfft—" Nana spat out a mouthful of water, "Hey, I can't see that you are so coquettish. Brother Luo Bing doesn't like being coquettish."

"You won't tell him howling?" Kafka winked at him, "Actually, you like watching it too, right? Don't worry, I won't tell you brother Liang either."

Nana’s childishness is usually strictly controlled by Mourinho, and it’s itchy to tell him, so he nodded: “Okay, then don’t tell anyone, I’ll take you to a good place in three days, you’ll be satisfied .”

"Where?" Kafka's eyes lit up.

"Don't let my dad know, I'll take you to the 'Bounce Cha Cha' nightclub, there will be a macho pool party there in three days, and only male guests will be accepted." Nana whispered, "Remember to wear a pair of sexy underwear, the party rules everyone You can only enter the venue with your underwear on, and the lobby will be filled with water, so you will be even sexier if you are wet, and if you are lucky enough to be selected as the 'Big Bird King', the proprietress will present you the award in person."

Is that all right?Kafka thought about going to a pool party with hundreds of hunks, shy and excited, blushing, and quietly looked down at his crotch... Well, as long as Jack doesn't come, there should be hope of winning the championship, right?

The next day, Kafka told Jack the news that Nana promised to take him to "Beng Chacha", but he didn't mention the pool party. I was happy to tell my little wife for a while, and if the little wife spread it to Luo Bing's ears, then my pure little white flower... no, the pure little black flower might not be able to wash it off even if I jumped into the Yellow River.

Although Jack believed in Kafka's hidden skills, he was obviously not very relieved of his acting skills as a straight man. Hearing that he was going to play with Nana, he couldn't help worrying whether he would not be able to show himself in front of the proprietress. The archetype of weakness.

So try to find a way to monitor it at a close distance.So Jack found Dodo, pretending to casually ask him if there is any place to have fun nearby: "It feels depressing to stay in such a noble place as Fort One all day long."

Duoduo can be considered to have found a bosom friend: "You think so too, right? Hey, our king is good at everything, but his sentiments are too noble. If I say a man, he should be a little thicker, and deal with those sissy light music operas. What kind of fading out of people, how about I take you to Fort Four to attend a party in two days?"

"Fort No. [-]? I don't have a pass." Jack pretended to be distressed, "What's there to do there? I thought you were going to take me to a nearby planet."

"You don't understand. The nearby planets are populated by idiot aborigines, and their IQ is not as high as Little Pink's. What interesting things can they come up with?" Duoduo said wretchedly, biting a lollipop. "Fortress No. [-] has a nightclub called Bong Chacha, and there are many interesting things. I have a passport and something on me. If the king asks, you can carry some for me."

"That's a good relationship." Jack patted him on the shoulder gratefully, remembering that Qiao Dongliang's health has improved a lot recently, and it must be boring to hang out with the restaurant's uncle, Aunt Jie, and asked, "Can you bring more people? My roommate also Want to see the world."

ah?I'm afraid it's not easy to bring a prospective boyfriend to such a thing as a macho pool party, right?Duoduo didn't know that Qiao Dongliang was the vampire prince he wanted to get at the beginning, but he only knew that he was Jack's companion and free hunter.From the mouth of King Muli, he also vaguely heard about the super giant loop N-angle love between the two of them with Luo Bing, Kafka and Nana.

But compared to pretending to be an emperor and a fake mother, Jack is obviously more suitable for us. Duoduo thought, I heard Wang said that he has a hard time chasing people, why don't you help him, maybe we can even go to the party together. A spark of love.

"That's fine, you can take him with you when the time comes, I'll just get one more pass."

Everything was settled, Jack told Qiao Dongliang about this on the eve of the party, and told him not to disclose it to Kafka, and to be careful not to be discovered by Kafka at the party, as long as he cooperates with his long-distance observation. In case something goes wrong unfortunately, it can be shot.

As a good-natured young man, Qiao Dongliang has never been in a nightclub since he grew up. He never thought that the first time he opened meat would be such a heavy taste in an alien nightclub. Thinking about those bizarre underground bars in American science fiction movies he had seen, the three mites Mi's big busty girl, a siren with tentacles on her head, a dancer with a big ass... Emma is so exciting, I must put the Suxiao Jiuxin Pill on it!

The overcompensated straight man was smirking in the bathroom with a nosebleed, and Jack peeked through the crack of the door, vaguely worried about his balls—could I just dig a hole and bury it myself?

The long-awaited party time finally arrived. Kafka put on the super-hot white T-Back provided by Nana, and carefully tidied up a manly hairstyle. Looking left and right, he looked like the former king, and posed like Jack. Poker face, OK, this is gong, no, this is a straight man, let's go!

Kafka and Nana left Fort No. [-]. Jack took his wife and sat on Tudor's maglev vehicle to catch up. After passing the pass inspection, the car passed through the gate and entered Fort No. [-]. This place is completely different from Fort No. [-]. The road Narrow and open in all directions, brightly colored graffiti can be seen everywhere on the walls, passers-by are dressed in rough and heroic clothes, and strong men can be seen fighting on the street from time to time.

"Hey, this is what a pirate should look like. The king is too gentle." Duoduo pointed out the car window and said, Jack and Qiao Dong nodded in agreement, and soon the group walked to the entrance of the "Bounce Chacha" nightclub .

Unexpectedly, the door of the legendary No. [-] nightclub in Haichao turned out to be very small, and a one-eyed uncle sat at the door, fiercely demanding to show the invitation card. A small door that allows one person to pass through: "Go in, the party has already started, the latest regulations, no one is allowed to leave before the end!"

What kind of broken rule is this? Qiao Dongliang sneered secretly, and followed Jack into the small door. Just as he entered, a card was stuffed into his hand: "Put the clothes in the closet, keep the card in hand."

"What?" Qiao Dongliang was puzzled, and the boy who gave him the card impatiently pointed to a sign: "Look clearly, 'Macho Pool Party', all male guests can only enter the venue in underwear, hurry up, don't block the back Take off your clothes!"

"What?" Qiao Dongliang was completely spartan. Before leaving, Jack got nervous and confiscated all his good-looking clothes, and ordered him to attend the party in a white shirt and black pants. He thought this guy was afraid that he would steal his limelight by being too handsome. , Feelings are nothing to wear in this place!

What about the sexy dancer?Where are the three boobies?Nima's pool macho party!I'm a straight guy squatting in the swimming pool with a bunch of hunks to fuck?This must be a trap set by gays!

Qiao Dongliang was furious, and Jack was about to go berserk. How stupid am I to bring my wife to this kind of pornographic party? Exhibition?

I am really the supreme being of the universe, the bitter emperor!