Violence and Pro Guide

"As far as family matters, either the east wind overwhelms the west wind, or the west wind overwhelms the east wind..." Kafka held a copy of "Dream of Red Mansions" in his hand, shook his head and sighed as he watched the busy figures in the kitchen.Apparently, Jack has completely suppressed people this time, and the wind direction between the young couple has completely shown a one-sided situation.

Ever since the little vampire prince was released from the cage by his ghostly husband that day, he has changed from a lay disciple of Shaolin Temple who has practiced Iron Head Kungfu into a submissive little daughter-in-law. It can be guessed by the way he walks unsteadily), and he also insisted on making Jack's bed, washing and cooking.

Even Kafka's three obediences and four virtues are too comfortable. How come Jack has such a serious chauvinistic tendency before?No, I can't watch him go further and further on the evil road. When I go back, I have to complain about his evil deeds to the General Shou Federation (referred to as the Women's Federation, no, it is the Shoulian). The world is a family, and we must be good sisters Ask for justice!

Kafka is holding the classic Milky Way house fighting essay on how to walk the sky, and through the kitchen door, his "good sister" is venting his grievances on a piece of deboned beef. If he can come over now and take a look, You will find that Qiao Dongliang's enviable snow-white handsome face has already been filled with violent curses. If the disharmony in the content is published on a well-known website in Tianchao, it will definitely be replaced by word of mouth.

Qiao Dongliang knocked on the steak viciously. If God gave him another chance, he would never agree to the [-]ml treaty that forfeit power and humiliated the country. Su Jieke is simply a rogue. The price was raised when he came, and he was required to take on the responsibility of cleaning the bedroom.

Well, after all, I have to live here. It is not difficult to make beds and be sucked up and wiped. We are not a real prince, and we have been used to doing housework since we were young.Qiao Dongliang silently picked up the rag, the vacuum cleaner, and the dirty clothes... However, he soon discovered that things were not as simple as he imagined. The first day Su Jieke got up and pretended to loosen the pillow, and the next day he pretended to be He couldn't see anything anymore, and after changing his clothes, he threw them in front of him and walked away.

Qiao Dongliang swallowed his anger and tidied up the bedroom, and was completely speechless when he carried the clothes to the laundry room - I am not your mother, what do you mean by leaving me to wash your underwear and socks?

Aggressively, he went to Su Jieke to make a theory. The curly hair was lazily lying in the sun room and basking in the sun. Qiao Dongliang risked his pupils being flashed by ultraviolet rays and said a lot. He said lightly: "Dizziness, help me today Blood pressure is a little low."

Qiao Dongliang deflated instantly like a leaking balloon, and honestly washed the clothes of Lord Blood Beast from inside to outside.

Since then, he has embarked on the path of no return to compromise, being directed by Su Jieke like a gray grandson who was caught and raped by his wife, serving tea, water, laundry and cooking, leaving him to nurse the child.

It's not scary to be on duty, but the scary thing is that there will always be only your name on the duty list. When will this kind of day of serving the uncle be the end of it!Qiao Dongliang loosened the steak with a hammer, wiped off his sweat and went to cut the tomato. Today, Mr. Curly wants to eat steak with tomato sauce, which is medium rare.Can Nima ask for more?Do you add black pepper?What about arsenic?Will there be some rat poison?

Of course, he didn't have arsenic or rat poison in his hand, so in order to vent his anger, he could only lick the whole beef in a dark way, holding back the fishy smell and grinning silently: I told you to eat my saliva, hum!

Is this... a unique secret technique?Kafka sneaked over and looked at the little wife who was licking the raw beef with deep admiration. She was indeed a native of the earth, and the way of handling ingredients was very different. No wonder Jack insisted on letting him cook.

But it's really hard for him to lick a piece of bloody beef, what a disappetizer ==

Jack is very satisfied with his life recently. Although it is troublesome to be bitten by someone every day, and the title "blood beast" sounds a bit cheap, it feels good to be taken care of by someone. No wonder everyone wants to find a wife. I didn't understand those vows before. Why do the members of the death group who never marry for life always lack integrity, and there is a girl who has little finger and then leaves the group without resistance. Now I finally understand (You are too naive, young man, wife is the biggest The use is not this at all, please!).

As the noble little prince of the Bai family, poor Jack did not receive any special care since he was a child. On the one hand, he was too young. When the eldest brother and the second brother were born, everyone was relatively rare. When No.30 and four were born, the family People are a little numb, so I raised him incidentally.

On the other hand, the hatchling period of Manta Rainbow Dragon is very short. After two years old, he can basically take care of himself. In order to train the children's independence, Emperor Soter didn't let his servants take care of them too much after weaning. He lost the opportunity to be cared for.

It’s great to have a wife who can wash clothes, cook and take care of children. What’s the point of paying 34 milliliters of blood every day? It’s too early for you to make up your mind)...Jack sat at the dining table with a happy face waiting for the food to be served. A child who lacks pampering can’t afford to be hurt. I remember when he was three years old, his lacking mother brought [-] sons back home. His natal family visited relatives, and left him at a scenic spot while traveling. It took half a month to find that he was missing a cub. When he went back to look for him, he had already earned enough money for the air ticket back to Beijing by playing football and being cute.

Later, the news of his and Qiao Dongliang's marriage was announced. One day, when he saw a news report saying that he was "the most beloved youngest son of Emperor Soter and Mr. First Companion", he almost laughed out loud. This must not be true Yes, but some kind of rhetorical method called "irony"?

The dishes finally came. Jack and Kafka were enjoying the medium-rare boneless steak. Qiao Dongliang drooped his eyebrows and stirred the borscht soup in the bowl with no interest. There was only [-] milliliters of blood every day, which was impossible to let go. The body is excited, eating and doing are boring, and drinking soup is no different from drinking mud.

"Why don't you eat?" Kafka asked him kindly. Although Jack strictly prohibited him from approaching Qiao Dongliang, a simple greeting should be fine, right?By the way, my little wife seems to have lost weight in the past two days.

"I'm hungry." Qiao Dongliang secretly looked at Su Jieke's drooling, and wiped the corners of his mouth with his sleeve, and the flow became more fierce - he was wearing Su Jieke's white shirt, which was full of the smell of others, so sweet and fragrant.

Kafka blushed, what kind of answer is this!Jack, didn't you feed him last night?

Feeling four fiery gazes, Jack looked up from the steak in a daze: "What's the matter, why are you looking at me? Is there something dirty on my face?"

The two turned their heads silently and said in unison: "No, it's nothing."

Finding Qiao Dongliang only had borscht in front of him, Jack cut the steak in half angrily: "Did I tell you that I wouldn't give you food? How can you be full with just soup?" I thought I would feel sorry for you if you were hungry and thin Is it really a picture of Tucson?

Qiao Dongliang returned the steak silently, his own saliva tasted disgusting, besides, the digestive system was not activated, eating steak was the same as eating a table leg, and he looked at the curly-haired man eagerly: "This is not what I want to eat. "Add it to [-]ml, you know.

"Once a day, is it too much?" Do you want to feed you so that you can push me down anytime and anywhere?

Oh my god, I can't eat this meal, let's discuss such an obscene topic once a day in bed!Kafka frantically scratched the table, he is suffering from lovesickness, don't go too far in showing your love so openly!

Let's change the topic to a more serious one. Kafka cleared his throat and asked: "Are you free soon? Jack, we will arrive at our destination soon. Do you want to tidy up the things in the warehouse? Except the pre-uploaded For goods, we still have a certain amount of free trading authority, there are too many things piled up in the cargo hold, and I want to get rid of some of them."

"Okay." Jack nodded. He was slightly paranoid when shopping. He couldn't help but buy a bunch of them when he saw a big sale and clearance sale, so the warehouse was full of cheap and useless things. For example, baby carriages that will automatically alarm after getting wet, couple cups that glow at night, anti-gravity baby backpacks... I have accumulated bugs for decades, and it is time to clean up some of them.

"Destination? Where are we going?" Qiao Dongliang asked Kafka. This is also a question he has been curious about for the past few days. Asking Su Jieke before was always ignored.

"The bazaar," said Kafka, "Jack says he wants to buy something very important."

talkative!Jack gave him a hard look, and said to Qiao Dongliang expressionlessly: "Of course we free hunters have to work, otherwise we don't have the money to support such a big boat. In short, you just clean the house and don't interfere with business matters. "You can't let him know about the search for the contract termination method, otherwise he will definitely rely on Luo Bing's pretender again, um, no matter whether you want to take him home to torture after the contract is terminated, the initiative must be grasped Only in your own hands.

Sure enough, captives do not have any human rights. Qiao Dongliang dejectedly counted the diced meat in the borscht, and was scolded for every question he asked.

Kafka thought with righteous indignation, when he goes back, he must launch the shoulian to brainwash Jack, so that the attack and the shou are equal. Does the weak shou not have the right to intervene in the business?My father's dictatorial Huaxin Daluo even allows his aunts to open stores online to sell preserved fruits.

Alas, His Majesty Sauter pampered his wife so much, why did he give birth to such a hegemonic son!

"I'm full." Jack didn't realize that he had already embarked on the chauvinistic road of no return, he put down his knife and fork contentedly, and looked at the time, "There are still five hours until the circulation market, let's go Kraft Card." After walking two steps, he turned back and told Qiao Dongliang, "Yes, feed Yuanfang for a while, the hazelnuts are too hard for him to bite, you can clamp him and put it in the food bowl, and clean up the poop by the way."

After serving the older ones and the younger ones, both of them regard Lao Tzu as a long-term worker, right? !Qiao Dongliang slapped the rag, and was about to get angry when Jack turned his head again as if telepathically, and raised his wrist at him: "Be good today, and you will be rewarded later."

Aww~ Uncle Curly is so generous!An unscrupulous villain jumped for joy in an instant, Qiao Dongliang shrank, picked up the rag and went into the kitchen.

Kafka felt like his ears were going to go blind, what kind of reward is it?

The curly-haired uncle took the little black slave to the warehouse. After Qiao Dongliang cleaned up the kitchen, he went to the storage room to clamp a large handful of hazelnuts to feed the birds.

"Bah!" Yuan Fang cracked the nuts easily this time, but didn't eat them, and arrogantly spat the hazelnut residue on the ground, "Do you think I'll be fooled by you if you crack it? Eating these old hazelnuts, Jack, the big villain, bought more than a dozen catties of hazelnuts for cheap, and dumped them all to me when he got tired of eating them. Will he die if he gets me some delicious fruit?"

"Why do you have so many problems as a bird? It's good to eat some, okay? I've been hungry for several days and didn't say anything." Qiao Dongliang peeled the hazelnuts for Yuan Fang one by one, "If you don't eat hazelnuts, what do you eat? Do you want to cut the cake?"

"Cakes?" Yuanfang's eyes lit up, and after thinking for a long time, he shook his head resolutely, "It's better to save such expensive food for Jack to marry a wife."

"Ahahaha, if he can still marry a wife, then I can be the mother of the country. Hahaha, I laughed so hard..." Qiao Dongliang burst into laughter.

"Yeah, why don't you like sliced ​​cakes?" Yuanfang asked disappointedly, Qiao Dongliang almost choked to death on a hazelnut: "Ahem, I fucking like it to death, but I'd better leave such expensive food to your Jack Use it to marry a wife."