Violence and Pro Guide

Kafka's predictions failed completely. I thought that virgins are generally premature ejaculation types, but I didn't expect the awesome little prince Jack to be against the sky in all aspects, and he still hasn't come out of the bedroom after several hours.

It was so lonely to eat hot pot alone. Kafka held the bowl of sesame and soy sauce resentfully.

There is no way, shapeshifters are loyal carnivores, and vegetables are just snacks for them, and eating too much will hurt their stomachs.

"It's good." Kafka put down his chopsticks, stroked his eight-pack abs, and walked to the bedroom. Halfway there, he came back and added some water to Yuanfang's kettle: "I've been away for so long, I feel a little homesick. , let’s change course and go back earlier, maybe we can catch up with their scheduled wedding date, Yuanfang, don’t you think so?”

"No wonder!" Yuanfang was completely injured by the hazelnut (although it didn't eat any of it), and was holding a big hazelnut and smashing his head to vent his anger (its head is very hard), "Jack wakes up and talk about it, idiot! "

"You're an idiot, I hate it!" Kafka clapped his chest, yawned and walked towards the bedroom.

It was several hours after waking up again. Kafka took a shower and sat in front of the console in a bathrobe to adjust the course. The flight of the Brahma was very stable. Several small planets affiliated to the Kingdom of Baker are getting farther and farther away from that annoying country.

"This escape from marriage has gained a lot. I actually brought my wife home... In other words, what's the point of our escape from marriage?" Kafka felt a little discouraged, touched his head and turned around, startled: " Jack! Why do you look like this? It's frightening!"

Jack has a mess of curly hair, stands behind him with bare upper body and dull eyes, barefoot, and white pajama pants hanging loosely around his waist. After more than ten hours, he seems to have lost a lot of weight. , Even the back is a little rickety.

"Yes, do you have anything to eat?" He seemed to be very cold, trembling when he spoke, his eyes were blue, and his lips were white.

Excessive indulgence is terrifying... Kafka patted his shoulder sympathetically, and the vampire was as insatiable as the legend says: "Do you want to eat hot pot? Shall I heat it up for you?"

"Hot pot? That's great." Jack was shocked, "Hurry up, go and make it for me, I want fat cows, a lot of fat cows! I'm going to starve to death!" The dehydrated Bakers are terrible. He drank several liters of blood in a short time, and even the iron-made Chinese paper couldn't stand it.

The virtuous Kafka went to cook hot pot.Jack found a few packs of Taikoo sugar in the drawer, and made himself a big glass of thick sugar water to pour down, only to feel a little better.

After taking a breath, he devoutly put a stick of incense on Guan Erye in the control room, bowed and prayed silently: Let me find a way to terminate the contract as soon as possible, and when the contract is terminated, I must torture him a hundred times a hundred times!

(Overtime Mecha: My logic group is so anxious, Almighty Lord...)

I will never be softhearted again!Thinking of Qiao Dongliang's performance on the bed, Jack hated him for bleeding. Relying on himself as a vampire, with anesthetic in his teeth, he pushed him down over and over again. After sucking his wrists and neck, he wanted to suck his thighs after sucking his neck. Gen, fortunately he struggled desperately to keep the main arteries in his legs. Although his life was dragged around and accidentally let out twice, at least his life was saved. It would be embarrassing if he was confessed to by a lower animal on the bed. live! (Wait, there seems to be something wrong, why is there a shift in the center of gravity?)

Also, being ridden by him all the time hurts my waist...Jack has never suffered such a big loss in decades, and feels that his whole life is gloomy. Fortunately, he soon smelled the aroma of hot pot, and he went to Restaurant for dinner.

A large pile of beef and mutton had just been put into the pot, and before it rolled away, Jack sat down on the dining chair, grinning and beating his lower back. Good advice, poured him a glass of sour leaf wine for a long time: "Do you want to celebrate?" Congratulations that you finally quit to die, but is your waist okay? ←_← "Congratulations! Do you think I didn't die fast enough?" I was almost sucked and fucked, and I still celebrate a bird!Veins popped up on Jack's head, and he regretted it after cursing. You must know that he is the noble little prince of the Bai family. He has received strict etiquette education since he was a child, and such a gaffe like swearing is absolutely not allowed.

What a shame, since he met Qiao Dongliang, he seems to have scolded all the swear words for half his life.

Huh... It's not that I made you wanton, Kafka felt that he was lying on the gun again, curled his lips and put down his wine glass, and started a new round of feast with a bowl of sesame and soy sauce.

It is said that hot pot is really a magic tool. After eating and going to bed, get up and cook and eat again. It is very convenient to include all three meals a day.

Jack was going crazy with hunger, he swung his chopsticks to fight with Kafka, he was not afraid of being scalded anyway, after a while he thought it was too much trouble, so he just pushed him away, and ate the hot pot by himself up.

"Did I say you have done it many times?" Kafka was so sad, but he couldn't grab it, so he had to dip his chopsticks in sesame paste and instigate, "Don't do this next time, it will hurt your health, young people should be restrained, howl?"

Jack's mind was full of meat, and he didn't recall it for a while. He nodded in a general way: "Yeah." When he understood what he was talking about, he was choked immediately, and coughed in a daze: "Ahem, cough...you said What! Are you Naobudi? Things are not as good as you think!"

Not as I thought?Kafka pouted, did he fuck you?Inverse CP is a thunderbolt, you will be brushed negative, dear!

"I can't tell you!" Jack managed to calm down his cough, poured all the fat cows into the pot, and said, "Anyway, vampires are not good things!"

The flirting and scolding are annoying, and Kafka curls his lips again. Is this a different kind of show of affection?snort!

Jack ate everything on the table like a hungry ghost. If Kafka hadn't stopped him, he might have eaten the bottom soup of the hot pot.After removing the last fish ball, he took out a pack of biscuits dipped in sesame sauce and gnawed.

"Can we go home now?" Kafka asked him as he sat beside him after clearing the table.

"Why do you want to go home?" Jack's eyes widened. What should Qiao Dongliang do?Do you want to bring your escaped partner home?How about escaping a woolen marriage? It's a big joke!

"Om? Then what do you want?" The wife has been found and the bed is laid, shouldn't she go home and have a wedding?

"Of course I will continue to stay in the Gamma galaxy." Jack gave him a white look. He must find a way to cancel the contract of First Embrace, and then torture him a hundred times before he can go back!No, a hundred times is not enough! I want to take it home and hide it and continue to abuse it!

"Ah? Stay here? Do you want to stay on Planet Baker?" Kafka was extremely surprised, this must be true love... But Emperor Soter wouldn't agree to it, would he?

"I stayed in the Kingdom of Baker because I was crazy about eating!" It's better to keep a respectful distance from such a top-notch father-in-law and mother-in-law!

"I think you are really crazy!" Kafka was completely speechless, neither going home nor going to his wife's house, so he was going to take his wife and continue to escape marriage?Shenlu, the official cosplayer wild mandarin duck, what kind of fun is this!

After eating the biscuits, Jack drank two glasses of fruit juice, and finally felt dizzy and his legs were no longer weak. He turned on the optical brain to check things on it, and Kafka looked over for a while, and asked curiously: "Circulation market? What it is?"

"A kind of folk fair unique to the Gamma Galaxy, where many strange aliens will go to exchange some rare items."

"Are you going to the circulation market? Do you buy something? Or sell something?"

"I want to find something, something very important." Jack said, and wrote down the opening rules and locations of the circulation market, and handed it to Kafka: "Now change the course to find the circulation market, sail Pay attention when we get into trouble with pirates, and King Murray is not that easy to deal with. Don’t look at letting us go today, maybe they will come to your door tomorrow. And the Bakers, in case Qiao Dongliang is in my hands When the news gets out, King David will not let it go."

After pondering for a moment, he said, "Don't you think that today's battle is very strange?"

"Huh? What's weird?"

"Maybe I think too much. I always feel that King Murray is not simple. Have you seen the size and combat effectiveness of the pirates today? They are so powerful, why did they challenge King David until today?" Jack thick black His sword eyebrows frowned slightly, "My intuition will not feel abnormal for no reason, Mourinho, pirates... The Gamma galaxy is too close to our country."

Kafka scratched his head ignorantly. He is a tactical genius and a waste of strategy. He seldom thinks about the things behind it: "Leave this kind of thing to your own brains. Let's talk about the circulation market. I have to go to the market to find something, why not go home and ask your mother for money, he is the richest man in the galaxy..." Seeing Jack's eyes of "telling him to kill you again", he swallowed the rest of the words "Okay, I didn't say anything."

She twitched a bit and asked shyly, "Well, what's the name of that handsome blond guy who fights pirates with you? Do you have his contact information?"

Nymphomaniac is a disease that needs to be cured... Jack seriously warned: "His name is Luo Bing, and he is a top-notch wandering pharmacist, but I warn you not to get his ideas, he is very complicated, and you can't bear it." , Also, pay attention to him these two days. This guy has very nasty thoughts about my wife... Qiao Dongliang, and he will probably sneak attack us. Although his combat effectiveness is mediocre, his medicine is very powerful. Pour down a Mech Legion."

That's amazing, he really is a man worthy of my love at first sight!Kafka automatically filtered out the first half of the sentence, and went to the control room to change course with pink bubbles.

When he came back, he found Jack was still on the Internet, with a bunch of pages open such as "Beast Cage Welding Guide", "How to Make Sexy Shackles", "Easy Way to Make a Leather Whip".

So he wants to DIY some sex toys?

"I'm so tired, I'm going to sleep." Jack turned off the page vigilantly, yawned and walked to the bedroom. He lost a lot of blood and was fed up, so sleepy.

Sure enough, it was excessive indulgence, and he was tired after waking up for a while. Just as Kafka was about to look up the historical records, he saw Jack ran out in a hurry with a dark face again.

"Do you have any tools that can block a person's mouth?" He said with gestures, "Such as iron masks, horse bridles, etc.?"

again? Can't wait for DIY?But are you sure you can handle a few more rounds with your current energy?Kafka stared in amazement. As expected, the skill cooldown of Bat Rainbow Dragon had a 0 time limit. He quickly ran to the bedroom and brought out a box of artifacts.

Jack picked up the metal gag and studied it. He dropped his feet on the ground and felt that it should be able to hold Qiao Dongliang's fangs. He patted his shoulder: "Beautiful! Let me borrow it."

"Take it, you don't have to pay it back." Just treat it as a wedding gift for you, although it is not worth much, but it is time.

Jack was walking towards the bedroom with the gag in his hand, and when he reached the door, he suddenly realized - what is he doing buying so many sex toys in a dead house?Could it be...

It's too heavy mouthed, and the strong man's acceptance is really wonderful.