Violence and Pro Guide

That's right, Jack doesn't have a fate stone. His fate stone was lost when he was three years old. For decades, His Majesty Sauter tried his best to get it back. Xuandi thought that it was probably impossible to find that thing.

Although the Delta Galaxy Marriage Law stipulates that three wives and four concubines are allowed, the Manta Rainbow Dragon can only be monogamous. Without the Fate Stone, poor Prince Jack will be a bachelor for the rest of his life, and he will not even have children.

Thinking of this, Kafka patted his shoulder sympathetically: "Don't be so desperate, Jack, the rest of your life is still alive, you should think more about your father, didn't he find your father when he was more than 300 years old?"

"Shut up, don't bring up this topic in front of me again." Jack waved his hand away impatiently. For decades, he has been annoyed by the crap about finding fate stones. Looking at him with sympathy made him feel physically afraid.

Destined to die and everything like a partner!I am strong, invincible, and I am sexually blessed without a wife. The 6000 million homeboys in China are masturbating. How harmonious and environmentally friendly, go to hell and die!

Kafka: "I saw on your Weibo that you found Qiao Dongliang. I thought you were bragging, but I didn't expect it to be true. We tried our best to obtain false certificates to assassinate him on Planet Baker, and almost got caught by the police in House Town. Stop, I didn't expect you to be able to catch him like this, you are really good."

Jack laughed and said nothing. Am I going to tell you that he got me and I didn't get him?Let this humiliation blow away in the wind.

"By the way, I haven't dealt with you yet. When I printed my business card, you swore that you could get a fake certificate, but the plainclothes of Planet Baker saw through the one you did for yourself." Jack remembered and chased and kicked him again. It's not because I won't be careless about Luo Bing's way for a while, and I was bound to the bastard Qiao Dongliang for life under the contract of first embrace.

Of course, this matter is too embarrassing to talk about it, so I can only use another reason to beat the big black wolf to vent my anger: "You bastard, you wasted several of my ultraviolet light flashes to help you get out, when will you do something reliable?" Son?"

"Oh, it was an accident. Aren't we all here now?" Kafka ran away with his head in his arms, "We didn't want to sneak into Baker's country just to kill him, but now he has turned into a mummy and you caught him Live, the result is still good."

"What a hammer!" Jack couldn't help swearing, he was going to kill Qiao Dongliang to break up the engagement, but now that he has the contract of first embrace, how dare he do it!

Back then, the most respected patriarch of the Jialima family made a special trip to ask Emperor Sot to accept the marriage of the Kingdom of Baker.

The Garima family is a very prestigious family in the Delta galaxy. Twenty years ago, Jonas, the youngest son of his family, fell in love with the vampire King David, and even eloped as a mistress. This really embarrasses their family.The patriarch expelled him from the house in order to protect the family honor, but the blood relationship is unbroken. His family has always paid attention to him. Later, when they heard that King David's wife died, they made a special trip to bring him back to prepare for marriage, so they begged the patriarch to reunite. Put him in the family tree.

In order for Jonas to become the queen of the Bakers smoothly, and in order to restore the family honor, the patriarch had to carry out the dead Elder Garima, and asked His Majesty Sauter to agree to make peace with the Baker Kingdom for his sake.

Emperor Suote ascended the throne very early, and Elder Jialima watched him grow up. In order to consolidate his regime, it can be said that he worked hard and dealt with government affairs in the Hall of Elders before his death.

Emperor Soter could refuse anything else, but this matter could not be evaded. After thinking about it, he suddenly thought of his youngest son, Jack. Anyway, he didn't have a fate stone. Let's have a kiss, as long as you don't have children, it's the same as a normal marriage.

In the beginning, Patriarch Jialima was unwilling to let his great-great-grandson be his concubine, but Jack didn’t have a fate stone, so he couldn’t have a regular wife. Qiao Dongliang was actually the same as a regular wife when he married, so he agreed in the end. up.

Everyone is happy, everyone celebrates, but unfortunately everyone ignores the opinion of the most important person - Jack.

When he learned that he had a concubine inexplicably, Jack was completely blackened. It took him decades of hard work to force himself to accept the tragic fate of a lonely life, and gloriously joined the death-death group, and now he is let He's marrying a vampire, it's just playing with his integrity!

I don't do it!

His Majesty Sauter usually doesn't care much about the private affairs of his sons, but this time he was very persistent, dismissing his protest with a slap, telling him that for the sake of the country and the family, he must and must marry the little prince of the Bakers , unless he finds the lost fate stone back immediately.

Just kidding, hundreds of thousands of royal detectives have spent decades and haven't found it. He, an otaku who only knows how to play football and surf the Internet, will be damned if he can find it by himself.

The berserk little Manta Rainbow flew in the woods for two days and burned down half of the royal garden before calming down and making a major decision.

Since you must let me marry, then I will kill that vampire!Let's see who dares to marry me!

Prince Jack, who made up his mind, found his classmate and classmate Kafka. Kafka's father, General Carton, was a good friend of His Majesty Sauter for 400 years. Kafka and Jack were born at the same time and grew up together, so Also a good friend.

The two good friends hit it off immediately. Although neither had any experience in killing, the wild blood flowing in the bones of the shapeshifters told them to go to Planet Baker, where a wonderful life was waiting for them.

Before setting off, Jack did a lot of homework. He carefully studied Baker's culture, studied Qiao Dongliang's strengths and weaknesses, mastered his strengths and weaknesses, and formulated 26 sets of "Kill My Wife Battle Plans" from A to Z. ".

Let's put it this way, even if Qiao Dazhuang has raised Qiao Dongliang for 20 years, his understanding of him may not be as good as that of Jack in some aspects.

On the day he set off on the journey with the destroyer Brahma, Kafka hugged Prince Jack’s eloquent “Kill My Wife Battle Plan” and was so moved that he was about to cry—Nimma, this is absolutely true love, If any man puts all his energy into this for me, I'll just die for him.

"Now, how are we going to kill him now?" Kafka asked Jack seriously.

Jack opened his mouth, but he couldn't speak. No matter how I kill him, I can't live. TT Kafka ran to the study and took out all 26 murder plans, and evenly arranged them in a circle on the ground. : "Choose one, how about this one - dehydrated, smashed into small pieces, ground into powder and sprinkled in space. He is dehydrated now, we just need to smash him into small pieces and ground into powder, it's very convenient .”

"..." Jack was expressionless, so cruel. I must have been fooled by anger to come up with such a horrific way of killing people.

"Don't you like it?" Kafka stood in the circle, twirling around, pointing his fingers, "I'll choose whoever the little cock touches... this one." Pick it up and read, "Lock him up." Don’t give him blood, and then find a planet with strong ultraviolet rays and expose it to the sun for a hundred days. Huh~ this is too time-consuming, what do you think?”

"..." Jack remained expressionless. He recalled in his mind that when they were besieged in the Belvedere space station, he jumped off the chariot to rescue Luo Bing. Qiao Dongliang would rather surrender than leave first. It seems that his anxious and sincere voice still echoes——

"I dragged him in. He went down to save you. We can't leave him behind!"

"I'll go down and tell them to cease fire! I'll go back and Jonas will let you go."

"Go fuck me! He's going to die!"

Suddenly I feel so shameless and cruel...

Su Jieke sniffed and stood up: "I'm so hungry, is there any more spicy soup?"

"Uh——" Kafka couldn't think about it for a while, why didn't he kill him? "No more, do you want the one in my glass?"

"Have you eaten yet?"

"Eat a little."

"Is it eaten with the tail?"

"Yes."

"Forget it, I'll make some more." Jack kept his face paralyzed and walked towards the kitchen. Soon there was the sound of boiling water and chopping vegetables.

Kafka put away all the murder plans, and turned into a big black wolf lying on the ground and continued to eat spicy soup, took a bite, glanced at Qiao Dongliang, and said to himself with his tail: "Actually, he didn't do anything wrong. Didn't he already run away from marriage with his beloved pharmacist, why should he pursue him so hard to kill him?"

Sighing, he raised his head and asked the square-headed little bird in the cage: "Yuanfang, what do you think?"

"Shenjing disease!" Yuanfang raised his fiery red eyebrows, and chattered excitedly for a long time. Kafka said blackly: "Speak human."

"His Majesty Sauter will make you into a pillowcase!" Yuanfang said, flapping his wings, "He is the grandson of Elder Jialima's family. Even if His Majesty doesn't do anything, General Caton will skin you!"

Kafka shuddered, "Jack is a mantasaurus, a protected species, I'm just an ordinary flying wolf, murdering civilians will be punished... why didn't I think of this before, ah, Jack is too black-bellied No, always pull me on the back!"

"After he finishes eating the Hu spicy soup, he's going to kill him, so hurry up and figure out a way!" Yuan Fang glared at him, "You still have to pick up my fruit first, I'm hungry!"

Kafka crawled around and picked up the hazelnut that was kicked to the ground by Yuanfang before and put it back into the bowl: "I know how to do it, thank you Yuanfang!"

"Get out of here! Hiccup~" The bird got stuck with a hazelnut in its mouth, stretched its neck and began to roll its eyes.

Kafka gently closed Qiao Dongliang's coffin lid, pushed the coffin to the hatch door, opened the hatch, kicked his hind paws, and the world finally became quiet.

Great, life and death are none of my business now, Kafka wiped the sweat from his brow, hugged the mug in relief and went back to sleep.

10 minutes later, when Prince Jack came to the control room with a bowl of spicy soup, he was completely Spartan.

= Mouth = Fuck!Where is the wife?