Violence and Pro Guide

The rainforest blocks the sky, and a circular tree house is hidden in the dense canopy. The evening sun shines through the overlapping branches and leaves, and shines on two black eggs, one deep and one light.

The paralyzed prince was playing three-dimensional chess with his sissy follower, his chubby little finger pinched the chess piece and put it on the board with a snap: "You lose."

"Huh~" Kafka curled his lips unhappily, "There's no point in always winning! You're going to the Milky Way tomorrow, can't you let me do it once?"

"Why?" Jack asked sincerely.

T_T Kafka: Brother, why hasn’t your EQ improved by a dime after two years?

After tidying up the chessboard, the two good friends lay back on the straw woven mat of the tree house and looked at the roof. There was a large transparent skylight, and one could see the green leaves outside and the beautiful sky in the gaps between the leaves.

"Can't you really take me?" Kafka rolled to Jack's side, lying on his fleshy little chest, rubbing his big face back and forth, "I'm so small, you secretly put me in the luggage Can't the cabin?"

"Flying faster than light, and going through wormholes, without the hibernation capsule, you will be crushed." Jack grabbed a red berry and smashed it on the skylight, and a puddle of pureed fruit fell out with a bang, "Py—like this!"

Looking at His Highness Prince's wickedly paralyzed face, Kafka angrily wiped the fruit puree that fell on his face on his clothes: "I hate you!"

Jack rolled over in disgust to avoid him, and took off his dirty T-shirt, revealing his wheat-colored breasts.As he grew older, the "birthmark" on his belly became slightly lighter, and it was no longer as conspicuous as when he was just born. "No, this time it's with Dad. If you want to go, I'll take you there when I grow up."

"Really? Then you have to remember." Kafka was happy, "Will your brothers go this time?"

"Of course, the whole family will go, except the father." Jack said, "We will stay on the earth for a long time this time, and my brothers will also travel to other planets in the galaxy. The father said that they are all adults and can go out to find They are destined to be partners, and Dad has sent them all their fate stones."

"Hey, what is the fate stone?"

"Look for a necklace for your destined partner." Jack "knew a little" about finding a partner.

"Hey, your dad is going to take you to the Milky Way to find wives?" Kafka vaguely knew that the bat rainbow dragon would find a specific person as a partner.

"It's the brothers, of course I don't have one." Jack gave him a white look, "I'm only three years old!"

"But what if you meet your destined partner earlier? For example, this trip, if you don't have a fate stone, wouldn't you miss it?" Kafka said dog-leggedly, "Haven't you heard of child brides? "

Jack gave a disdainful "chih--" and didn't answer his stupid question. He met his destined partner at the age of three. How could this prince have such a big golden finger in his life?

As night fell, the little girl was picked up by Caton's housekeeper, and Jack went back to the room lonely. In the living room, he met the second and fifth brothers who were playing chess.

"Hey, little black bean!" The fifth brother Luo Xiaohuan waved at Jack, "Come on, play chess with the fifth brother, and together we can defeat the big monster, the second brother."

"Yes, come on, little briquette." The second brother Beach directly stretched out his arms and lifted Jack to his lap, "Let's see how the second brother defeated the narcissist."

Little black bean, little briquette, crunchy shark... Jack's nicknames given by his brothers in the past three years can add up to a battalion. Happy, so I didn't resist, just pretended not to hear.

They played six-dimensional chess, and Beachy's IQ was much higher than Luo Xiaohuan's. Often he made a random move, and Luo Xiaohuan would have to think about it for a long time.Jack calmly dragged the plate containing the nuts and put it in the hands of the second brother. Sure enough, Beach subconsciously grabbed a handful of nuts and began to peel them.

This is also the reason why Jack is willing to sit obediently on his second brother's lap. He likes to eat nuts, but he can't peel them by himself.

Jack basically couldn't understand the chess set in Six Dimensions. After eating a few nuts, he found a small black pendant hanging from his second brother's collar, so he pulled out Gogou's little finger and licked it. Tasteless, I wanted to bite to see if it was crunchy, but when I bared my teeth, Beach pinched his chin: "Naughty boy, can't nuts stop your mouth?"

Jack shook his head and freed his fingers, asking, "Is this the fate stone?"

"That's right." Beach wiped off the drool on the pendant and stuffed it back into the collar, "Don't move around, you won't have a second sister-in-law if you bite it!"

"Stingy! Can't you just take a look?" Jack pouted and said unhappily, "It's not like they don't have them, so it's not rare!"

"Yo, our little black bean is in a hurry, hahaha." Luo Xiaohuan laughed, grabbed Jack's fat face and said, "Do you want to find a boyfriend at such a young age? That's not okay, puppy love is about to be beaten by the king." Ass yo."

"I don't have it! Go away! Fifth brother hates ghosts." Jack angrily pushed away Luo Xiaohuan's claws, jumped off Beach's knee, ran upstairs with short legs, ran two steps and turned back, Stuffing all the peeled nuts into his pocket, he walked away coldly and noblely.

"Why is this kid so arrogant?" Luo Xiaohuan looked at the younger brother's back and sighed, "The little butt is really fat, even fatter than the big brother when he was young."

"You bro-lover."

"A person who has been married to elder brother several times is not qualified to say such a thing?"

"……you lose!"

"Damn! Didn't you agree to let me win this game?"

"I've changed my mind, unless you dare to read to your eldest brother the love letter you wrote when you were four years old."

"...How do you know I wrote a love letter when I was four years old?!"

"When I was young, I would review the family's diary with my sixth brother every week, hahahaha!"

"Fuck you two perverts!"

You are all perverts, my whole family is all perverts except me!Jack was lying on the railing at the corner of the stairs, complaining about his unscrupulous brothers, while chewing delicious nuts. The nuts were black and round, and they looked a bit like fate stones.

Why can they all travel with fate stones on?I also want to find a boyfriend and give birth to chickens sooner, Jack thought distressedly, although it is unlikely, what if my destined partner is a child bride?

Jack raised his head, looking thoughtfully at the bedroom of his father and father with his big dark eyes, his father has always been off-line, and he would not be able to find out that something as small as the fate stone was taken away...

Russell was invited by the website "We All Love Knitting Knitting" to participate in a fashion summit. It just so happened that the wedding of the eldest niece's youngest son happened not long after, so he decided to live on Earth for one to two years this time. On the one hand Accompanying my nearly [-]-year-old mother, on the one hand, let a few sons travel around the Milky Way, and find a destined partner by the way.

The wedding will take two months after the summit. This time may not be long or short, so Russell plans to take the children around and visit the wonderful rivers and mountains of the mother country.Instead of using efficient means of transportation such as shuttles and airplanes, they chose air floatation vehicles. Now there are ultra-high-speed air floatation tracks across the country, which is very suitable for stop-and-go tours.

At the beginning, everyone was relatively disciplined, but as they walked, they became a little distracted. Some princes liked photography, some liked food, and some liked to collect ore plants for research. Russell held 34 wild horses by himself, and gradually became A little powerless, I had to comfort myself that the children have a strong sense of direction and combat effectiveness, and there shouldn't be any accidents in a place like the earth where weak chickens are everywhere.

Then Jack was left behind.

What is this place?Where's dad?Where are the brothers?Little Heidou stood blankly by the flower bed outside the public toilet, and for a long time couldn't believe that he was actually left behind.Although he has a relatively calm personality, he is only three years old after all, and this is not his hometown of Saraina, but a strange earth, and he doesn't know the way at all!

Sitting under the awning by the flower bed and waiting for half an hour, Jack felt that things were a bit bad. It seemed that his unreliable father hadn't noticed that he was not in the car for so long.After hesitating between waiting and walking around, he chose the latter and started walking in the direction the air float left.

Not long after walking on short legs, Jack got tired. Fortunately, a bustling traffic station appeared in front of him. Jack walked to the electronic sign and looked through it. There was no direct bus to Beijing. He wanted to try to make sure. There was a transfer route, but he was confused by those awkward place names within two strokes, gave up with a sigh, and walked to the public booth on the side.

The phone is coin-operated. Jack touched his trouser pocket and found that there was no steel coin, only a small handful of nuts. He mustered up the courage to borrow a coin from a passerby, but when he thought of the horrible stories of kidnapping that the nanny told him, he couldn't help it. The drum was played, but in the end there was still no opening.

It was getting dark, and Jack began to feel a little worried. He didn't know when the scumbag would find out that he was lost. He sat on the chair in the waiting room and shook his chubby legs for a while, and found a more serious problem-he was hungry .

After eating the last nut, the sense of hunger did not improve. Mantasaurus has a huge appetite, especially the cubs in the developing stage, the food intake is basically ten times that of the same age people on earth.Jack was a little anxious, and began to consider whether to transform and fly to a distant mountain to have a look. Maybe he could catch a beast or something to eat. Although he had no hunting training, the earth beast should not be his opponent.

But hearing that the animals here are all protected, Jack hesitated again, touched his shriveled stomach, sighed again, and endured it a little longer, maybe Dad will come soon.

The clock was approaching eleven o'clock at midnight, and Jack was so hungry that he was about to cry, when he suddenly smelled a seductive aroma.It turned out that a mobile restaurant selling late-night snacks opened, and the RV with cartoon chefs painted on it was parked across the road, with warm lights on, bamboo steamers emitting steam, and the breeze blowing, the aroma of meat buns and wontons blowing with the wind Come on, slap him in the face.

The drooling little prince floated across the road as if he had been taken away, standing in front of the mobile food truck and wagging his tail. However, he was so short that his entire body was blocked by the bar, and the chef inside couldn't see that he was fat Fat figure.

"Little friend, why are you out alone at this late hour? Where's your adult?" A gentle voice came from above his head. Jack looked up and found a middle-aged uncle standing beside him with a smile, dragging a suitcase in his hand. I just got off the bus.

Jack opened his mouth, and before he could say "Hello", his saliva flowed down his chest.The uncle laughed, bent down and wiped his saliva, and said, "What a cute little chubby, are you hungry? It's okay, Uncle treats you to a bun." He then handed a banknote to the chef in the dining car: "Two buns..." Turning to Jack, he asked, "Is one enough?"

"Three, three servings?" Jack was so hungry that he didn't care about the royal dignity, he stammered, "Or five servings?"

"Uh——" the uncle was stunned for a moment, and said to the chef, "Then let's have six servings, and one is packed."

"Thanks, thank you." Although Jack was still sullen and paralyzed, his heart was already jumping for joy, and he said embarrassedly, "I, my father will pay you back when I come back." But he was a little hesitant when he said this. Confidence—in fact, he doesn't know when his unreliable father will come.

"It's okay, Uncle invited you to eat." The uncle patted Jack's head kindly and said, "Cute little chubby boy, if my son is half as strong as you, I will be satisfied."

If someone dared to call him that, Jack would have thrown his face away long ago, but now he didn't notice this at all, his whole consciousness was attracted by the white and fat meat buns on the bar, and his pitch-black eyeballs turned into buns shape.

"Come on, sit down and eat." The uncle put the buns on the temporary dining table, "I'm sorry I can't accompany you, the next bus is coming soon, children go home early with the adults after eating the buns, or I will take a taxi Call the police for you?"

"No, thank you Uncle." Jack barely controlled his appetite, and said politely, "Dad just left for a while and will be back soon." Their family status is too special, and they must not reveal their identities casually without the permission of their parents.

"Oh, that's good." The uncle mentioned his share of buns and checked the time, "Then I'm leaving, goodbye."

"Wait a minute, Uncle, can you leave me your contact information? Dad will come here later, and he will give you back the money for the food." Although the family has a tough family style, the family education is extremely strict. It is absolutely not allowed to take other people's things casually like this.

"No need, it's just buns." The uncle waved his hand, thinking that his appearance was so cute, he couldn't help stroking his little curly hair again.

"Please stay here, please? Otherwise, Dad will be angry." Jack insisted with a serious face.

"Uh—that's fine." The uncle had no choice but to borrow a pen from the chef, and left his phone number in his chubby hand, "This is my contact information, kid, if you need help, you can also call Me."

"Okay, thank you Uncle." Jack hesitated, took off the necklace tied with the Fate Stone from his neck, and handed it to the uncle, "Uncle, my necklace is mortgaged to you."

"It's really unnecessary." The uncle didn't expect the child to be so polite, so he quickly gave in, but Jack was too persistent, so he had no choice but to accept it, thinking that anyway, the child's necklace looks neither gold nor jade, so it should be Not worth anything.

"Goodbye, kid." The uncle put the Fate Stone in his coat pocket, just as the car was coming, he waved his hand and ran to the opposite platform.Jack waved at him too, and he didn't start eating buns until he left in the car.

The steamed stuffed buns are so delicious, much more affordable than fate stones and child bridesmaids!The foodie little prince thought while eating, the hot soup flowed down the bun to his palm, he licked it quickly, and then sadly found that the phone number he left just turned into a black mark.

Looking back, the bus that the uncle was on had already left.

This is bad!Jack frowned, but when he looked at the buns in his hand, he felt that it was no big deal—boyfriend or something, it was too far away, as long as the prince had buns to eat!

Five hours later, the air floatation vehicle arrived at Xi'an Station. In a hurry, the kind-hearted uncle mixed up his coat with his neighbor, and the jacket with the fate stone was put on by a middle-aged man carrying all kinds of mountain goods.

At that time, he was going to attend the wedding of his daughter and Qiao Dazhuang.