Violence and Pro Guide

It was nearly midnight, and the dance came to an end. For the last dance, the musicians put on a lingering romantic piece. The melodious orchestral music was intertwined, dyeing the bright night of Planet Baker with an intoxicating atmosphere.

The king finally returned to the hands of the first mate, and they held each other's waists and danced an intimate face-to-face dance.

Jack drank some wine, and looked at his lover with some smoke in his dark eyes. The love and attachment in him seemed to be surging like a spring tide, almost overflowing.Qiao Dongliang looked at him with a smile, and the reflection of the colorful lights in the square was in his clear and deep eyes, as if the sky was full of stars, so bright that it made one's heart tremble.

At such a wonderful moment, Qiao Dongliang inappropriately flashed the scene when they first met - the small attic of the Star Hotel, he hugged Jack to avoid the inspection of the patrol, and Jack scolded him "shameless" with staring eyes.Belvedere space port, Jack carried him through the deserted long street and scolded him for "intemperance".In the cabin of the Brahma, Jack tied him up with wire and gagged him from his endless bloodlust...

Compared with the tenderness and love of Jack now, who even voluntarily drew blood for him to keep as snacks, they were really——Qiao Dongliang thought about it for a long time, and only came up with one word to describe it—loved each other and killed each other.

"Hehehe..." Qiao Dongliang couldn't help laughing in a low voice, his whole body was shaking non-stop, Jack asked in surprise, "What are you laughing at?"

"I think of when we first met...puh ha ha ha..." Qiao Dongliang put his chin on his shoulder, laughing so hard that he couldn't speak.Jack was a black line at first, and then recalled the horrible oolong incidents in the past - taking his wife to a macho party, using Hokage COS to confess his love, and the first night of Aquamarine - it's too embarrassing, how could they be so stupid in the world? right?Can't help but also smile.

This damn fate...

There was a loud "bang!", followed by the end of the band's performance, and the firework show began. The brilliant fireworks burst into bloom in the dark night sky, as if sparks bloomed in the sky.Meteors fly, sparks fill the sky, and the gorgeous fireworks illuminate the night of the imperial capital, and also illuminate the happy people under the starry sky.

"Congratulations." Jack said in a low voice, "Congratulations, you finally found a good husband."

"Congratulations and congratulations, congratulations on finally getting married!" Qiao Dongliang said with a smile, looking at the corners of Jack's mouth slightly raised, he couldn't help kissing his lips, ignoring the boos and whistles of his relatives and friends around him. With a sound, she stuffed her tongue into his wine-smelling mouth, hooked the tip of his tongue and sucked, rubbed his taste buds, brushed his clean teeth, and teased his soft senses.

Jack was taken aback by his bold and straightforward confession, and foolishly responded to his kiss. After a while, his eyes gradually heated up, as if they could melt steel.He raised his hand to hold Qiao Dongliang's jaw, fiercely seized the initiative, and gnawed at him like a domineering beast, as if he wanted to suck his soul away and merge with himself.

Countless fireworks bloomed and fell in the sky, as if meteor showers were falling around. The king and his partner kissed affectionately in the rain, as if the world had long been turned into nothingness, and time had stopped forever.

After a long time, Jack finally let go of his lips, pushed him away gently, and whispered in his ear slightly panting, the hot and humid breath made his ears itch and his heart beat violently.

He said, "Asshole, I'm so fucking hard."

"……Me too."

The carnival finally came to an end, the guests took their leave one after another, and left in an orderly manner under the arrangement of the ceremonial officer and the servants. Qiao Dongliang and Jack sent off His Majesty Sauter and his party in person, and they could finally go back to the bedroom to rest.

After the wedding, Jack became the official owner of the palace. He sent away all the servants, and walked to the bedroom with Qiao Dongliang's hand.The garden was quiet, only unknown crickets were heard singing softly, moss grew on both sides of the stone path, the pebbles were wet with dew, and there was a fresh moisture.

"Brilliant?"

"What?"

"Call me whatever you want."

"……awkward?"

"Bastard! Who told you to call me that?"

"Your dad."

"...that's enough!"

It was a wonderful night, even if the bickering was so sweet, the two of them pinched each other for a few words, then both fell silent, shaking their hands and moving on.

There were a lot of thoughts in their hearts, but they didn't know what to say. They didn't stop until they saw the yellow street lights at the door of the bedroom, and they stopped at the same time and smiled at each other.

"Today is our bridal chamber wedding night." Jack said, "I should carry you in."

"Please, there is no such custom in any country?"

"I just want to hug."

"Then you can hug." Qiao Dongliang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he opened his arms and waited for him to hug.Jack picked him up horizontally like a silly child, shook him twice in his arms, and said, "The weight is just right, I'm so happy."

"I would have carried a weight if I knew it earlier." Qiao Dongliang said with a smile.

One step, two steps, three steps... Jack took a full ten steps, just in time to carry him into the door, put him on the ground, and couldn't wait to kiss him. While kissing, his hands were not idle. With both hands, he deftly unbuttoned his neckline, revealing a large snow-white chest.

The sound of staggering footsteps, the rubbing of clothes and skin, the small and ambiguous sounds in the silent night seemed to have magic power, which made the two people's suppressed passion for the whole night burst out completely, and the sparks were out of control.Qiao Dongliang trembled all over, gropingly untied Jack's belt, ripped open his skirt, and dug his body out of the heavy clothes like a rascal in a hurry, stroking his smooth back with both hands, thick and thick. Kneading his sensitive chest, rubbing his stretched parts with his own body.

All the way to the kiss, all the way to the bedroom, the delicate and complicated clothes were taken off one by one, and discarded on the carpet at random, the outer robe, inner shirt, belt, boots... when they rolled on the bed like two pieces of charcoal being ignited, The big bed was almost naked.

With a clang, Qiao Dongliang took off Jack's crown and threw it on the bedside table. He was about to reach out to pick his own, but Jack grabbed his wrist.Jack licked his fingers and mumbled, "Don't take this off, put it on, I want to fuck the king!"

"Fuck you!" Qiao Dongliang scolded with a smile, but didn't insist. He straddled him with the crown on his back, and tore up his underwear like a murderous thug, throwing them under the bed.

Jack's thing was already loaded, and it immediately popped out as soon as he got rid of the shackles of the clothes, standing upright like a javelin.He took Qiao Dongliang's hand and held himself: "Sit up by yourself? Can you?"

Qiao Dongliang's mouth was dry, and he reached into the bedside lattice to touch the lubricant. Suddenly, he felt something slippery and warm, and his body froze immediately. He whispered, "Damn it!"

"What's wrong?" Jack was stunned, and he touched his hand, and he was also stunned: "Damn it!"

A white and fat little white chicken was lying under their quilt, and another little white chicken was hugging in its little wings. The two chickens were drooling from sleep, and even a small piece of the pillow was wet.

Pit father ah!The husband and wife are about to collapse. Nima's bridal chamber wedding night and the nannies are all busy? They actually put the little prince and his little uncle on father's marriage bed! ! !

"Hush——" Qiao Dongliang held down Jack who was about to run away in time, got up from him, pulled him out of the bed, and whispered: "Shut up, you don't want your son to see you like this, do you?"

Jack was naked all over, with a loaded "gun" pinned to his waist, which was too big to be covered by both hands. Looking at his wife, Qiao Dongliang was wearing a white tulle underwear with half of his shoulders still exposed. It's a bluish-red hickey, needless to say, it's completely naked, and the long legs and buttocks can be seen at a glance.

Jack was instantly glad that he hadn't yelled just now.

"What should I do?" Qiao Dongliang arched his waist and covered his half-turned part with the hem of his underwear, "To the living room or the study?"

It's so hard, did anyone have a bridal chamber in the study room?Jack was too anxious, but it is definitely not appropriate to ask a nanny to pick up the child now, so he thought for a second and said, "Come with me!"

Qiao Dongliang was dragged out of the bedroom, out of the living room, and out of the bedroom by him in a daze. Fortunately, all the servants were dismissed, and there was no outsider here.As soon as he got out of the room, Qiao Dongliang's eyes blurred, Jack had disappeared, and the one standing in front of him was replaced by a giant blue beast.

Isn't it... that's okay?Qiao Dongliang shivered: "I, I told you not to do this, no human beasts, no human beasts..."

"Shut up, your thoughts are too obscene!" Jack poked his chest with his claws, "Come up, I'll take you to a bridal chamber where no one will disturb you!"

Qiao Dongliang suddenly realized, and then blushed, jumping on his back with hands and feet.Jack spread his wings slightly, and glided by the weak wind, skimming the low treetops in the garden, and fluttering his wings straight to the sky.

At the darkest moment before dawn, the entire royal palace fell into a dark and sweet sleep. Jack carried Qiao Dongliang soaring in the star-studded night sky, and the cool air flowed on them.

Jack flew close to the dense forest in the southern part of the imperial capital, adjusted his direction with a light swing of his tail, and raised his body at a steep angle. Qiao Dongliang held on to the short feathers of his neck tightly, and his eyes could hardly be opened due to the gradually icy cold wind. Open: "How high do you want to fly? Where are you going? I can't take it any higher, it's too cold..."

"Kou Jie——" He was answered with a long chirp, and Jack rushed into the woods, brushing against the canopy of the trees, fluttering up and down in the forest, avoiding the branches poked by the slanting thorns from time to time, and finally landed on a treetop. The top of a huge broad-leaved tree.

This is probably the tallest tree on the edge of the forest, with lush branches. Even at the middle and upper ends, the trunk is as thick as three or four people surrounded by people.A giant bird's nest with a diameter of more than two meters is hidden in the thick leaves. With the branches as the skeleton, the vines are overlapped to form a strong shell, and the inside is covered with a thick layer of dry grass. A complete hide.

"This is your bird's nest?" Qiao Dongliang walked around the bird's nest in disbelief, and found that this is by no means a nest that ordinary birds can build. Even the hay is specially tanned.Not to mention the gorgeous yellow and black animal skin in the middle, even the fiercest birds on Planet Baker could not capture such a large beast.

"Hmm, isn't it pretty?" Jack turned into a human form, lay down on the animal skin naked, and said triumphantly with his hands on his pillow, "I knew something would go wrong in the world of two people after having a child, so I repaired such an appearance early on. House. How is it? It’s not bad, right? It’s handmade and independent! Isn’t an old bull a bull?”

"Cow." Qiao Dongliang had to admit that birds have a talent for building nests. He lay down beside him, and Jack hugged his slightly cold body and said, "If you dare to ignore me in the future, I will kill you without saying a word." If you get caught here, if you don't accept the softness, you won't let it go, let's see if you are obedient or not!"

Qiao Dongliang lay in his warm arms and didn't want to leave. He clamped his legs and rubbed his thighs: "Then I won't go down, and stay here as a birdman."

"Stay here for me to cuddle!" Jack put his hands under his armpits, lifted him onto himself, and said, "But before you cuddle, you have to lay an egg, come on, let my husband go in, my husband will plant an egg for you. "

"I'll fuck you!" Qiao Dongliang has long been used to his crazy talk on the bed, sitting on his knees, narrowing his slender single eyelid slightly, stretching out two fingers to his mouth, bossing him : "Give me a lick."

Jack sucked his fingers in his mouth, dabbing the saliva on his cool fingertips.After a while, Qiao Dongliang withdrew his finger, put it on his lips and licked it a few times, the pink tongue twirled around the slender finger, with an unspeakable sense of provocation.Soon the saliva mixed by the two of them slid down his pale palm and hung on the edge of the palm like water droplets.

His wet fingers were poked into his body, Qiao Dongliang straightened his waist to expand himself, his pale golden pupils were faintly visible in the half-sagging eyelids, and his white canine teeth protruded from his gums, pressing against his water-stained lower lip, Red is red, white is white, there is a kind of cruel beauty that makes people dread.

"Hmm—" He couldn't help moaning slightly, his slender legs trembled slightly from the stimulation, his round knees rubbed against the gorgeous animal skin, and the snow-white skin was full of wild and fragile beauty against the animal pattern.

The natural seductiveness of the vampires blooms like epiphyllum in the dark night, and even saints will be crazy about it.

Qiao Dongliang's body temperature, which has always been sluggish, became hot due to excitement, and the slender and powerful muscles of his upper arms were tense and squirmed due to the movements of his fingers, with the unique tension of male animals, but everything he did was to make another male animal Occupy yourself completely.

This kind of contradictory self-masochistic behavior made Jack lying under him tremble even the strings of his soul, wishing to be one with him at this very moment.

When cold beads of sweat fell from Qiao Dongliang's chin and hit Jack's lower abdomen, he could no longer bear the suffering, grabbed his wrist roughly and pulled his hand out, replacing it with his own hard object, piercing his warm In the narrow body, he lashed out.

Qiao Dongliang inhaled violently, raised his head, his body was constricted and trembling because of the pain, he grabbed his thigh and almost bleed out, but he still gritted his teeth without making a sound, just closed his eyes and endured silently.After an unknown amount of time, warm droplets fell from his lower lip and landed on Jack's chest. It was his deformed canines that pierced his own lips.

Jack was so stimulated by the smell of blood that he was about to go crazy. He held his waist like crazy and moved up and down. Regardless of his painful expression, he tried his best to invade his body, occupying him like a tyrannical king, plundering him, making him hurt, letting him Submit, and at the same time give himself the most sincere surrender.

The first time came violently and quickly, and the long-term depression made Jack release it not long after.At the moment Qiao Dongliang gushed out of his body, he vaguely heard a moan of pain and joy from his throat. When he realized that he might have hurt him, he felt guilty and wanted to reach out to soothe the half erect object between his legs. Only to find that the place was already wet and slippery, and Qiao Dongliang had been penetrated before him.

Such a beautiful and memorable night, just one time is obviously not enough, because Jack lost control and didn't have time to taste each other's flesh, which made them all feel dissatisfied, so after a short rest, they all raised their guns and mounted their horses again by coincidence. New battles unfold on gorgeous hide pads.

This was the craziest and most indulgent night since they met. From the sky full of stars to the falling of the stars, to the rising of the sun in the thick fog, Jack showed his superhuman physical strength on his wife for the first time. I used all the programs I got.

Even though Qiao Dongliang was physically strong, he couldn't bear it in the end, wrapped in animal skins and rolling on the corner of the bird's nest, trembling, begging for mercy: "You are enough, let me sleep for a while, I can't do it anymore, my legs are cramping."

Jack held him in his arms including the man and the animal skin, rubbed his legs between his legs, and said, "The last time, the last time, you haven't had Guanyin sitting on the lotus..."

"Sit on your father's Avalokitesvara!" Qiao Dongliang was about to be fucked and cried, and stretched out a hand from the animal skin to smack his head, "I'm going to be spoiled by you, get out! Go get it yourself, Anyway, you are long enough!"

"Didn't you take the initiative at the beginning? I thought you were going to fight me for [-] rounds. After a long time, you were just fooling me. It turned out to be a silver-like wax spear..."

"Shut up! Beast!" Qiao Dongliang was completely afraid of him, and his voice was crying, "You have counted the number of times by yourself, do you want to do it for half a year at a time? You haven't fucked in 800 years Have you ever been a man? Did you shoot a biscuit? I'm normal, you donkey, I won't play with you anymore, goodbye, good night!"

His voice was hoarse, and he didn't seem to be pretending to be crazy. Jack knew that he was really tired, and he didn't dare to play around anymore. With a long sigh, he lay down obediently, pulled a horn of animal skin to cover the important parts, and said: " Well, let's sleep and do it later."

"..." Qiao Dongliang wanted to say hell, but he was so tired that he fell asleep before he could say a word.

Originally, he just wanted to take a nap for an hour or two before going back, because His Majesty Salter and his party would be going home the next day, and he wanted to talk to his mother-in-law about Jack’s childhood embarrassment before he left. name it.But he was so tired, as soon as his eyelids were closed, it was as if they were stuck with glue, and he didn't want to open them again, so he just slept like this for a day and a night.

How he was humped back to the bedroom by Da Niao husband, and how he was washed and dressed neatly and stuffed into the quilt, he didn't remember at all, and when he opened his eyes again, it was already the morning of the third day.

Knowing that he didn't get up on the second day of his wedding, Qiao Dongliang has no place to put his face down. What do the subjects of the world think?Has His Majesty the King been dizzy?Is His Majesty the King in poor health?His majesty the king indulges in excess?

Fuck me, I'm famous for the rest of my life!

Fortunately, Jack told him the good news in time, that is, Luo Bing and his wife did not get up on the second day of their marriage, which comforted Qiao Dongliang's sad heart.

Although his whole body was in pain like taking it apart and putting it on again, Qiao Dongliang got out of bed, took a shower and changed his clothes, tidied up and went with her husband to see off her parents-in-law, uncle and uncle.

In Port Royale, Russell took Qiao Dongliang's hand reluctantly, and repeatedly asked him to take his son to Sarena when he was free. His Majesty Sauter explained to Jack with a serious face which officials he would communicate with about the trade between the two countries. Jack The elder brothers rushed to say goodbye to Qiao Maimai, making the child cry and laugh for a while.

As for Katon, because he was afraid of being harassed by him, Aruhan didn't come to see him off at all, which made him very depressed. He frowned and sighed, but in the end he cheered up and said goodbye to Kafka. Stay away from the Sikri Galaxy, or break his leg.

The name of Qiao Maimai was also officially decided. It was given by Mr. Russell. It was called McCaw Bai, which meant to commemorate a film master of the Milky Way.Russell is a loyal fan of this master. He recently bought the copyright of his masterpiece, the "Transformers" series of movies from DreamWorks, and is preparing to remake it into a cosmic opera.

The moment of parting finally came. Everyone boarded the ship. Qiao Dongliang put his son on his neck and waved goodbye to the grandfather and uncles who walked up the gangway. For the first time, Jack saw his relatives leave with a sad expression in his eyes.

Kafka couldn't stop crying, and he leaned against Luo Bing. Luo Bing gently stroked his hair, and comforted him in a low voice. They will be able to go back to visit relatives soon, and the honeymoon will be spent in Sare.

The countdown sounded, ten numbers were slowly counted, and the huge fleet was ignited one by one. Led by the Platinum, they disappeared into the vast universe one by one. In the end, only the empty Royal Port remained.

"Go home." After a long time Jack said, he took his son from Qiao Dongliang's hand and put his arms around his neck, "You two will be my home from now on." Glancing at Qiao Dongliang's stomach, he felt Added another sentence: Maybe it's "you three".

However, just as the family of three turned around, a strange "吃咕~" suddenly came from above Jack's head.

"What's the sound?" Jack was stunned. Qiao Maimai had stopped calling him that a long time ago. As soon as he changed his mind, an impossible guess immediately appeared in his mind.

The husband and wife looked at each other, and saw three words in each other's eyes - no way? !

Jack took his son off his neck, put him on the ground, and said seriously, "Who was calling just now?"

Qiao Maimai showed a guilty expression, clutching his panties and retreating, and then retreating (he has returned to streaking after the wedding).

Qiao Dongliang was more straightforward than him, without saying a word, he grabbed his son and ripped off his underwear - a chubby little white chicken was hanging on his neck, staring and giggling: "Jiujiu~"

Fuck, your uncle and nephew really love each other!To think of such a way to be a deserter!The couple were completely dumbfounded.

"Notify the control tower!" After a short Sparta, Jack turned and shouted at the staff at the port, "Let His Majesty Sauter return! Quick! Someone has been left behind!"

"Notify Belvedere Space Port, let them send a ship to intercept, and ask His Majesty Sauter to return!" Qiao Dongliang also hurriedly ordered his subordinates.

The instigators of the tragedy were completely unaware of the crisis, and they all stood there with nothing to worry about.

"Jiujiu!" Duoduo, who was hanging there on the swing, lost his grip and cried out for help. Qiao Maimai immediately picked him up and put him on his head.One person and one chicken looked at the fried-haired father/brother, and burst into ignorant and fearless smirks——

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Tweet Tweet ~"

What a fucking day!

Notes:

Michael Bay=Michael Bay=MichaelBay, who has directed Transformers, Pearl Harbor, Escape from Clone Island, and my favorite Brave Island.Some people jokingly call it "buying a copy".

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