Violence and Pro Guide

The grand wedding has entered the countdown stage.

The day before the wedding, His Majesty Salter and his first mate, Mr. Russell, came to the Baker Kingdom, accompanied by 34 princes, two heavyweight elders from the Senate Hall, and representatives from the Jialima family of Qiao Dongliang's mother's family.Because the wedding of Kafka and Luo Bing was also held at the same time, many people from the Caton family also came, forming a mighty fleet, occupying almost half of the space in the Royal Airport of the Kingdom of Baker.

As the king of a country, Qiao Dongliang put on the most formal King Baker dress early in the morning.The dress is luxurious silver-gray from the inside to the outside, and the neckline and cuffs are embroidered with low-key and luxurious silver cloud patterns. Fortunately, at his insistence, the outer robe is not decorated with pearls and diamonds, otherwise it will directly become a mobile jewelry display shelf.

Qiao Maimai was also woken up by the nanny, dragged her long robe and ran over, and threw her head into his arms: "Father, help me! Baby don't wear an evil cloak!"

Dressing him will always be as difficult as sending him to the execution ground, but today I have to meet my grandpa and uncles, so I can’t go naked anyway, so Qiao Dongliang had to hug him and coax him: “Hey, this is not an evil cloak, it’s a beautiful one.” New equipment, look at this robe is full of shiny little lemons, you can become a Lemonman when you put it on, it’s amazing.”

"Lemon, lemon!" Qiao Maimai found out that his little robe was embroidered with many lemons with shining silver thread, and he was immediately happy. He put the robe on his head, and ran around the room like the wind: "I It's Lemon Man, woo-heh! Where's my weapon, Father?"

"That's right, where is the weapon?" Qiao Dongliang winked at the servant, "Where's his crown? Bring it to him quickly." The servant immediately rushed to fetch His Royal Highness's small crown, which was made of thorns and made of olive leaves. The silver headband symbolizes the coexistence of difficulties and hopes, very delicate and shiny.

"Hey, my weapon is Sparkling!" Qiao Maimai, who calls all shiny objects "Sparkling", grabbed the little crown and waved it at the nanny twice: "Crackling - Sparkling hit you, baby Rebellion or not rebellion?"

"His Royal Highness is so powerful!" The nanny pretended to be hit and fell to the ground. Qiao Maimai immediately put his arms on his hips and smiled triumphantly. Double the attack power."

Qiao Maimai immediately stood obediently and asked his father to wear lemon equipment for him. The nanny tied a belt for him and looked at His Majesty the King adoringly——Your Majesty is indeed a good hand at deceiving children!

The well-groomed Qiao Maimai looks very energetic and lovely. His snow-white skin and light gray eyes give him a unique and noble feeling of the Baker royal family. As he grows up, his face is not as bulging as before, and his chin is no longer Excessively sharp, but with the square edges and corners unique to boys, except for one single eyelid and one double eyelid, which are slightly inconsistent, he is simply a perfect handsome guy.

Qiao Dongliang looked at his handsome son with satisfaction, combed his shoulder-length wavy hair with a comb, put the little crown on the top of his head upright, and praised: "It's so beautiful!"

Qiao Maimai twisted his butt uncomfortably, then twisted his neck, and said, "Father, it's hot!"

"Lemon equipment is fire-type equipment, the temperature is a bit high, but the defense is very good." Qiao Dongliang can easily lie to children now, "And once you wear it for more than ten hours, you can automatically learn the essentials of lemon." Killing skills. And this shiny weapon, you must put it on your head, so that when you use it ten hours later, you can release the ultimate killing move, which can even defeat your father."

"Really?" Qiao Maimai has completely inherited the strengths of the two of them in terms of aggressiveness and violence, and it has been superimposed and inherited in a power series. Simply put, his aggressiveness index is about Qiao Dongliang's Jack power , so as long as you tell him that a certain behavior can increase his combat effectiveness, he will definitely obey.

"Really!" Qiao Dongliang nodded with a serious face. If he can lie for ten hours, it will be ten hours. We will talk about the matter after ten hours.

"Come on! Nuni!" Qiao Maimai clenched his fists and ran out with his head in his hands, fearing that his special attack would not be effective if Liang Shanshan fell off, the chubby hand pressed tightly on the crown.

"Catch him back to me, it's time to meet His Majesty Sort and his party!" Qiao Dongliang immediately ordered the servants to arrest his son. Fortunately, the little prince was a little awkward to put on his clothes at first, so he was quickly brought back to his father. around.

"What are you doing? The baby has business to do and is going to play!" Qiao Maimai said unhappily.Qiao Dongliang took his hand and walked out: "The baby is going to meet some important guests with the father, do you still remember the video data that father showed you yesterday?"

"Are you going to pick up Grandpa and Baibai?" Qiao Maimai asked curiously, "Then will they give me a lot of shiny little gold coins?"

"... Yes." Qiao Dongliang knew that Jack was forced to make such a bad move, and he taught his son to be a money trickster. But since His Majesty Sauter is also a money trickster, the old man shouldn't care about having such a grandson, right?

Qiao Dongliang took his son all the way to the main hall, where Jack was already waiting for them. He was also wearing a silver-gray Baker traditional robe today, but he wore a pure black belt to distinguish him from the king. His tall body was lined by the stretched robe. Imposing.

The three of them only had time to exchange a look of mutual encouragement, and the Minister of Welcome sent His Majesty Sauter and his party in. The two parties saluted with universal etiquette, and then entered the main hall.

This was the first time Qiao Dongliang met his mother-in-law. Mr. Russell was not tall, and he should be regarded as an upper-middle level among human men, but he felt petite under the tall and burly Majesty Sauter.He has waist-length long hair, black and shiny, tied neatly behind his head, revealing a smooth and full forehead. He has a completely different temperament from Mr. Jonas, who also has long hair. He is very capable and sunny, without the slightest hint of femininity. Feel.

Maybe it's because he just gave birth, he looks very gentle, his eyes are soft and lazy, and he doesn't insist on any etiquette. As soon as he sits down, he crosses his legs and waves to Qiao Maimai: "Come here baby, let me Grandpa looks at you."

Seeing so many strangers at once, Qiao Maimai was a little terrified. He pressed the shiny hair on his head with one hand, and grabbed Qiao Dongliang's belt with the other. He hid his small body behind him, only showing a pair of gray eyes looking at grandpa and A group of uncles.

"Grandpa is calling you. Go over and ask him, are you okay?" Qiao Dongliang pulled his son out vigorously, and said apologetically to Russell, "Mai Mai is a little shy, because he hasn't learned etiquette yet, so he's not very sensible."

"It doesn't matter, learn it a few years later." Russell said casually, "Once you learn that set of silly things, you will find that children will not be fun at all."

Sure enough, mother-in-law, did you give birth to children for fun?Qiao Dongliang could only smile.Qiao Maimai observed for a while, and found that these "newcomers" didn't seem to have any offensive power. They all looked easy to talk, and couldn't help their desire for gifts, so they boldly asked Russell: "Grandpa, are you crazy?" A small gold coin?"

Russell laughed, and took out a handful of small gold coins the size of a fingernail from his pocket: "Look what this is? Grandpa doesn't have anything else, there are plenty of gold coins."

The richest man in the galaxy is by no means in vain, a handful of small gold coins completely subdued his grandson, Qiao Maimai ran over cheering, grabbed the gold coins in his palm and tossed them around, scattering them all over the carpet.

"What a good boy who loves money!" Luo Su sighed gratifiedly, and said to the sixth prince, Luo Xiaole, "Much better than you, you also loved money so much at that time, but you insisted on some fines to raise funds and the like." Look at Mai Mai, you can just ask for it, you don’t even ask for a name, and you can teach a child..."

Is there something wrong with his brain circuit... Qiao Dongliang's expression twitched a little. He just wanted to calm down Qiao Maimai, when his son suddenly yelled, "Hey——" The chubby hand moved towards a curly man with orange hair next to His Majesty Sauter. His uncle pointed at his head, and said pleasantly: "Baibai, you have a chicken treasure!" He jumped up and down, "Father, Baibai has a chicken treasure, I want a chicken treasure, I want a chicken treasure!"

A white head the size of a ping pong ball protruded from the hair of the eldest prince Panser, looking at Qiao Maimai curiously, and whispered for a long time: "Jiujiu~"

"Ah, Duoduo was discovered by Mai Mai." Russell said to Panther with a smile, "Let them meet."

Panser pulled out a fist-sized little white chicken from his hair, bent down and placed it in front of Qiao Maimai, "Maimai, this is Duoduo. Come here, let's get to know Maimai."

"Hey, Ji Baoduo, are you Ji Baoduo?" Qiao Maimai blushed with excitement, lying on the ground and looking at Duoduo with his cheeks on his hands, "I am Ji Baomai, we are all white, and white is beautiful!"

Duoduo couldn't stand this enthusiastic kid, took a step back, flapped his little wings, and said vaguely: "Chirp~Ang~"

"Hey, it's so cute!" Qiao Maimai couldn't bear Duoduo's cuteness at all, lying on the ground and circling around, collecting all the small gold coins scattered on the ground before, holding them in the palm of his hand and handing them to Qiao Dongliang, pointing to Russell and saying: "Father, let's buy more chicken treasures with grandpa! Buy them and treat them as my younger brother, okay?"

Russell was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed. Panser and his brothers looked at each other in astonishment, and couldn't help laughing. Even His Majesty Salter, who was always serious, twitched the corners of his mouth.

Qiao Dongliang apologized to his mother-in-law for being caught by his son Lei's black hair: "Don't worry about it, the kid is talking nonsense. He just likes flying white things. It's probably because Baker Kingdom doesn't have his kind."

"Buy it, buy it!" Qiao Maimai hugged Qiao Dongliang's arms like twisted joints, "I want more chicken treasures, I want it, I want it..."

"No nonsense!" Qiao Dongliang reprimanded with a downcast face, but he was usually too aggressive, so he couldn't be scared at this time.Russell couldn't stop laughing, and beckoned: "Come here, my grandpa will sell you my Chicken Baomai, um, but Duoduo is so cute, and your gold coins are a bit short, let's add more."

"Ang? Really?" Qiao Maimai was happy, and ran over to hug her thigh, "Then add more, it doesn't matter my father has a lot of money, it was all given by my grandpa... Hey, aren't you my grandpa?" Speaking of this, I suddenly felt that my logic was a bit confused, scratched my head, and muttered: "Then you have more money than my father? Then why do you ask me for money? I am just a poor kid. You should take the chicken treasure Just give it to me!"

Everyone laughed and burst into tears, only Qiao Dongliang and Jack embarrassingly didn't know what to say.Russell stretched out his hand to hug Qiao Maimai on his knee, and put Duoduo on the other knee, saying: "Okay, since Maimai likes Duoduo so much, then you two should make friends, come, shake hands."

Qiao Maimai found that everyone was laughing at him, and also realized that something was wrong with the deal, so he reached out and shook Duoduo's little wings, and couldn't help but grabbed him and kissed him: "MUA~"

Duoduo was slobbered by him, rubbed against Russell's cuff unhappily, and said in disgust: "Chirp~"

With such a shit-stirring stick, no one can talk properly. Jack called the nanny and asked them to take the two children to play in the garden. Then he introduced his 33 brothers to Qiao Dongliang one by one.

Qiao Dongliang has never been in contact with such a large family in history, and had to use the power of awakening to match the faces and names one by one. Jack's brothers seem to be very easy-going, and they don't have the arrogance of His Majesty Salter. Feeling, maybe it's because I'm still young.

After a whole day of family gatherings, Qiao Dongliang was most impressed by Jack's second brother Beach, who was shorter than the other brothers and had a slightly pale face.It is said that due to an accident in his childhood, his brain was slightly damaged, and he could not fully recover after nearly a hundred years.However, perhaps because of this reason, his way of thinking is different from normal people, and he has reached a height that ordinary people cannot reach in space physics at a young age. The hyperspace mecha is his masterpiece.

"You may think it is too talkative, or too stubborn, but as a nearly perfect super weapon, it must have some shortcomings." Speaking of Jack's hyperspace mech, Beech explained to Qiao Dongliang, "Perfect This is not superstition, but philosophy, and any science that reaches a certain height is philosophy, so we must believe in this.”

As a person with a simple mind and well-developed limbs, Qiao Dongliang can only call such a high-level intellectual & Frankenstein.Beach was very satisfied with how he was taught, and said: "You are a nice person, so how about it, in addition to the wedding gift that everyone gave you together, I will make a super-space-time mech for you after a while, so that you can be with Jack in the future." It's a battle, well, he is very powerful, but I will help you set up some nirvana to restrain him..."

"Second brother, what do you mean?" Jack said angrily, "Do you give a wedding gift like this? Are you afraid that the harmony between our husband and wife will hinder the peace of the universe? You must give him a weapon to restrain me !"

"No, no, you misunderstood." Beach sincerely expressed the feelings of his 33 brothers, "I just can't figure out why you are the youngest, but you are the first to find your destined partner. Is this the legendary dog? Shit luck? Hey, life can't be too perfect, and occasionally there will be some conflicts between husband and wife, which is conducive to the overall harmony..."

"Who told you that my life is perfect?" Jack was about to be pissed off by him, "I was bullied by you when I was young, and I was married, and I was chased by Caton and kidnapped by my father-in-law when I found someone... Don't think I don't remember How did you treat me with your weird experimental products when you were young, and now you are jealous of me, how did you become an older brother?"

I no longer believe in family affection!

fall!