Violence and Pro Guide

Luo Bing finally returned to Baker Kingdom in the evening three days before the wedding, when Kafka was squatting on the top of the Zongta wiping tears.Recently, because he cried too much, the top of the pagoda was a little leaky, and moss grew on the corner of King David's coffin.

"Luo Bing!" Seeing Luo Bing's little flying saucer coming out of the clouds, Kafka was overwhelmed with surprise. , before being smashed into a patty, he spread his wings and turned into a big black wolf and flew over.

The joyous big black wolf circled the flying saucer and escorted it to the royal port all the way.When Luo Bing's familiar figure came out of the cabin, Kafka couldn't hold back his lovesickness any longer, and jumped into his arms.

Luo Bing was almost thrown backwards by him, took a few steps back and stood still, supported his waist for a while, holding his breath and said: "Hey, I, my waist is going to be broken!"

Kafka cried and let him go, wiped away his tears indiscriminately, and said angrily, "Why did you come back, I thought you didn't want to marry me, blah blah..."

"Why, I always keep my word." Luo Bing put his arms around his shoulders and patted him on the back, saying distressedly, "Why did you lose so much weight and didn't eat well? Duduo and the others didn't persuade you either. "

During these days, due to the busy business and lovesickness, Kafka was indeed very thin. His whole body seemed to be narrow. In terms of body width, he was already comparable to Luo Bing. He choked up and said: "They persuaded me, and my mother also ordered the servants to prepare food for me to eat, but they are worried about you. The wedding date is fixed and you can't get married. How will you meet people in the future!"

I haven't lost goosebumps for several months, and today I finally got thunder again. Luo Bing shivered twice, and suddenly felt extremely refreshed. Sure enough, people still need to exfoliate regularly, and the skin is good!Healthier mind and body!

"Okay, I'm back, now you should feel relieved? Eat more tonight. But the wedding is going to be in three days. Can you still wear the dress if you are so thin?" Luo Bing touched his face, and then Squeeze his ass, although the thin Kafka may be more in line with the public's conventional impression of attacking shou, but I have already adapted to the character design of a strong man shou, and suddenly changing to an ordinary shou feels completely useless!

It's easy to go from frugal to extravagant, but difficult to go from extravagant to frugal. Sure enough, the aesthetics have been distorted to the point of outrage!

"The dress has been changed, it's ready to wear." Kafka shook his hand, "Let's go home, you haven't told me why it took so long later than expected, Quimby has a lot of assets Is it troublesome to audit?"

Luo Bing took him by the hand and walked towards his mansion, and said: "There are indeed many, much more than imagined, involving several industries, such as energy, media, and heavy industry. The audit methods of each industry are different. Moreover, the industries are distributed on different planets, and it takes an indefinite amount of time just to go back and forth.”

"Wow, he's so powerful?" Kafka clicked his tongue.Luo Bing walked hand in hand with him on the boulevard where the dense fog was gradually dissipating, feeling relaxed for several months, and said: "Yeah, I didn't expect him to be such a courageous person. I used to think that he was just a A wretched man with a psychopath, he is a great industrialist only after he got in touch with his career. Alas, if he is not obsessed with blood or something, he will definitely become a great man in the business world."

"Hey, have you seen his video photos? Is he handsome? Does he look like you?"

"I saw some, and some of his old subordinates still keep his videos. He looks good, a very tough man, a bit gloomy. But I don't inherit much from his appearance, I am more like my dad. "Luo Bing said, "Actually, I can come back sooner. The galaxy government is willing to buy most of the assets I inherited, but I think Baker Kingdom is so short of money, it's better to find a way to raise more funds, so I just sold it to them. For energy and heavy industry, the remaining civilian goods are disposed of through private auctions, so it takes a little longer, but the income is also [-]% higher.”

"Twenty percent is so much." Kafka only had a general idea of ​​how much money he had, and only sighed along with his words.Luo Bing smiled and said, "That's right, we will be Qiao Dongliang and Jack's biggest creditors from now on. If Jack dares to blow his beard and stare at you again, you can just throw the national bond in his face and let him go out."

"Haha." Kafka thought about Jack's face full of treasury bonds, and then laughed too. After smiling for a while, his eyes slanted, "It doesn't take so long, does it?"

Luo Bing admired his wife, who at first glance seemed to be off-line, but was actually extremely smart: "I can't hide it from you... Well, let's confess it." He took out a document from his bag :"Take a look, what is this?"

Kafka took a look and asked in surprise, "You bought a planet?"

"Hmm." Luo Bing turned on his phone and showed him a three-dimensional projection of an elliptical planet, "It took me a long time to find such a planet, which is about one-fifth the size of Belvedere, and 60% of the surface is covered with water. , 30% of which are rain forests, and the atmosphere is mainly methane mixture, which is very suitable for those pseudo mongooses you keep to live in."

"Ah!" Kafka was surprised and delighted, "You, did you buy it for me?"

"Yes, a wedding gift for you." Luo Bing said with a smile, "Didn't you always complain that the pirates destroyed Belvedere, leaving your children who like compressed biscuits with nowhere to live? I am in the Delta Galaxy Acquired an uninhabited planet, so that the surviving pseudo mongooses can be immigrated there."

Kafka and the fake mongooses of Belvedere had established a deep relationship. As the rainforest of Belvedere was basically destroyed, those pseudomongooses also began to die in large numbers, and there were not many left.In order to prevent them from being completely extinct, Kafka spent money to build a small habitat in his own mansion on Planet Baker, imitating the environment of Belvedere to raise those surviving little things, but because of limited funds, the habitat is very small. Small, pseudo-mongooses are very uncomfortable.

It would be different if there was a little planet!Kafka burst into tears with excitement, and threw himself into Luo Bing's arms again regardless of passers-by's sideways glances.Luo Bing was excitedly showing him the wedding gift, but he didn't notice that he suddenly rushed over, said "Fuck" and fell to the ground, trying to say: "Calm down, calm down, thank me when I go home, don't On the main road... so many people are watching, the police are here!"

Kafka also realized that he had lost his composure. After all, Luo Bing was an official of the frontier, and he should correct his habit of throwing people down anytime and anywhere, so he immediately helped him up with a blushing face: "I'm sorry , embarrassing you."

"It doesn't matter, it's my fault, I should be stronger." Luo Bing was silent, a wife with too high strength value really can't afford to hurt...

Kafka was very satisfied with the wedding gift. He completely forgot the bitterness of waiting for several months, and happily took her husband home.The two ate, took a bath, and kissed, Luo Bing remembered the important question: "Is Qiao Dongliang born?"

"It's a little white chicken, so cute, it's exactly the same as Jack when he was a child!" Kafka's eyes lit up when he mentioned the child, "It's just very naughty, running around naked in the palace all day, or in the sky Hu Fei, poor Baker, none of them can fly, and he will drive the nanny and servants crazy."

"Wait." Luo Bing asked worriedly, "Is he all right? There is nothing abnormal at birth?"

"No, I'm so healthy, I'm in good health, I'm skilled, I'm better than his father Jack, I dare to roll in the dark clouds in thunderstorms, I'm fine when I'm struck by lightning! I just love to cry, and I cry when I can't get something Last time, he said that he wanted to catch lightning for his father to play with, but Lei Huoliao didn't catch his wings, so he insisted that Lei didn't love him anymore, so he cried for several days." Speaking of Qiao Maimai's glorious deeds, Kafka It can be said for three days and three nights, "Oh, the child who drinks blood is in good health. He can drink half a bottle of blood a day, but I don't know if he will be bloodthirsty when he grows up... By the way, did I not tell you? Qiao Dongliang is Jack's destined partner?"

"...No!" Luo Bing said blackly, when you talk about such an important matter, you must grasp the key points, my wife!

Kafka immediately told him how Jack found out that Qiao Dongliang was his destined partner, and how he confessed the pregnancy incident.Luo Bing asked suspiciously: "Then what happened to the destined partner on the planet Sagena? Is it a fake?"

"Who knows?" Kafka didn't know much about this matter, "My father said that there is no definite evidence to prove that he deliberately pretended to be his destined partner, so it was probably a mistake during the appraisal by the Senate. Send people back home."

"Can this identification be wrong?" Luo Bing was stunned, "The people who made a mess of two galaxies for one rock, ended up like this?"

"That's right, isn't it really cheating?" Kafka pursed his lips, "By the way, Jack said that he will invite you to his place as soon as you come back. He has something very important to discuss with you. Are you going tonight or tomorrow morning?" go?"

It must be a matter of rescinding the contract, right?Luo Bing saw that it wasn't too late, anyway, it was just a matter of a few drops of blood, and said, "Go now."

Although Kafka was a little bit reluctant to let him go, but the man has already returned, and the long years to come will be his for hundreds of thousands of years. Thinking about it, he is not in a hurry, so he helped him get the coat he went out with: "Then why don't you go out early?" Go back early, I'll wait for you for supper."

"En." Luo Bing kissed the corner of his mouth, picked up his usual medicine box, put on his coat and walked out.

Oops, hurry up and prepare a love supper!Kafka ran to the kitchen with his big face in his hands.

Jack heard from the servant that when Luo Bing came to visit, he was playing with his son in circles in the living room. Of course, it was a bit difficult for Qiao Maimai to put his head on his head. Now he can only put his son in human form on his neck.

Qiao Maimai giggled and laughed, until he saw Luo Bing coming in, he jumped down and hid behind Jack - he still has a sense of fear of strangers, and he had to hide his body in a proper place when meeting for the first time. Open your eyes and look at each other.

"My God, you're back!" Jack had never looked forward to his return so much.Luo Bing saluted jokingly: "Good evening, Your Majesty Queen, I can return safely only because of your concern."

"Shut up!" Jack hates people calling him "queen" the most, I don't know why!

"Oh, this is His Royal Highness the Little Prince, right?" Luo Bing put down the medicine box, and walked around behind Jack to look at Qiao Maimai. Qiao Maimai was very frightened of this strange blond man, and hugged Jack's calf and turned around to avoid it. he.

Luo Bing saw that he was having fun, and suddenly took off the monocle on the bridge of his nose, and blinked: "Look, I can change magic, and my eyes will change color!"

"Wow——" Qiao Maimai was frightened and cried instantly by his two-color demon eyes, and turned into a little white chicken and ran all over the ground, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, father, help me!"

"Hey, don't scare him, Hundan!" Jack was furious, and grabbed his collar to put glasses on him, "My son is very afraid of strangers!"

"It's really white." Luo Bing straightened his glasses and said, "It looks like a monster to me. Hey, don't be afraid, Qiao Maimai, Uncle is the same as you, it's also a white bat rainbow dragon, Do you want me to show it to you?"

"What do you mean!" You will find me unlucky as soon as you come back, don't you!Why does my son look like you?Jack's head was about to emit black smoke, "Go home and show your wife a transformation, my son is not interested!"

"Why are you so noisy at night, you guys!" Qiao Dongliang came out of the study, saw Luo Bing and said in surprise, "Ah! You're back, my God, I thought you couldn't make it in time for the wedding and it would be postponed!"

"How come, the time is calculated, and you will not be postponed." Luo Bing and Qiao Dongliang came to a brotherly hug, seeing Jack's toothache, he couldn't object, so he had to pretend he didn't see it to comfort Mao Mao son.

The child's face, it was a June day, and he was crying just now, but after a short while, Qiao Maimai was no longer afraid of Luo Bing, and the monkey took out his pocket on him: "Where are the coins? Where's Niu Shining?"

Luo Bing quietly pinned the coin hidden in the palm of his hand to the edge of his underwear: "Yes, it's clearly in your pocket, why can't you find it, let me see... Hey, why did it get into your pants?"

"Ah~ Really, uncle is so pernicious!" Qiao Maimai was amazed, holding a coin and shouting at Qiao Dongliang, "Father, I also want to grow strange eyes, and the strange eyes can turn into coins!"

"You can change when you grow up." Luo Bing took out a red sponge ball from his pocket, "But you have to wipe your fingers with this magical red fruit first."

"Hey, Hongguoguo!" Qiao Maimai immediately stretched out his index finger, "Baby needs to be wiped!"

Luo Bing wiped his index finger carefully for a while with a sponge, and rubbed it: "Does it hurt?"

Qiao Maimai shook his head.Luo Bing maintained a gentle smile that deceived people, took out a blood collection device from his pocket, and when the kid Qiao Maimai was completely unaware of what was going to happen, he pricked his finger.