Violence and Pro Guide

I don't know how long he slept, Qiao Dongliang opened his eyes in a daze, and the light gray curtain embroidered with cloud patterns was on top of his head, which was vaguely Baker's style, but it was different from the palace where he was imprisoned before.Turning his head with difficulty, Dr. Subaru, who was dozing on the bedside, woke up immediately: "Ah! Your Majesty, you are awake, that's great. Her Majesty the Queen and Mr. Jack are about to die of anxiety."

"What?" Qiao Dongliang couldn't connect these two irrelevant names for a moment.Subaru asked with concern: "How are you? Would you like something to eat? The chef made some earth-style sweet-scented osmanthus porridge, would you like some?"

"Oh, good." Apart from Jack's blood, the stomach was Jack's eggs, and Qiao Dongliang felt that it was time to stuff something else into it.Leaning on the bedside and eating half a bowl of sweet-scented osmanthus porridge brought by the maid, I felt my strength recovered, and asked, "Where is this? Is it the palace?"

"Yes, this is the queen... No, it should be the queen mother's bedroom, because the funeral of the late king David has not yet been held, and his coffin is still parked in the main hall. You can only live here for the time being. Your Majesty Would you like to drink some blood? Mr. Jack saved some for you when he went out, and said that if you like it, you can make Maoxuewang."

Qiao Dongliang's brain was a little hypoxic, and he was dizzy for a while by the titles of queens, queens, queens, and kings: "Let me rest for a while."

Dr. Subaru immediately helped him to lie down, and Qiao Dongliang lay on the soft quilt for a while, and then slowly put on his words, and opened his eyes suddenly: "You just said that King David is dead?"

His reflex arc seems to be getting longer and longer. No wonder, pregnant people are more stupid... Dr. Subaru nodded and said: "Yes, it's really sad. The previous king drank it after Mr. Jack led the pirates to break through the imperial capital. I took the dehydration pill and became permanently dehydrated."

"Ah? Permanent dehydration?" Qiao Dongliang thought of the ancient kings who were mummified in the Zongta. For a while, he couldn't connect the handsome and handsome King David with them (well, mainly because of that guy) He looks too much like himself, which is difficult to accept psychologically).

"Yes, Mr. Jonas personally served him to drink the dehydration pill, my lord."

So the scumbag mother sent the scumbag father the end?Qiao Dongliang struggled to digest this explosive news, and suddenly realized a weirder question after a long time: "What did you call me just now?"

"Your Majesty." Doctor Subaru said humbly.Qiao Dongliang felt that his brain was not enough: "Wait, how did I become His Majesty?"

"I'm sorry I forgot to tell you." Dr. Subaru patted his forehead and said sorry, "The king passed the throne to you when he died. Although the coronation ceremony has not yet been held, you are already recognized as No. 60 of the Baker Kingdom. Eight generations of kings, my lord!"

=mouth=!Qiao Dongliang was stunned, I just fell asleep, why did I travel to another dimension when I woke up!This must not be the real world, but another parallel space, right?

"Where's Jie, Jack?" Qiao Dongliang was about to go crazy, struggling, "Call him, tell me what's going on, I don't believe what you said, I, I, I am not some kind of majesty."

"Don't worry, my lord!" Dr. Subaru said anxiously, "Your body is still very weak, please think about the child in your stomach..."

"What's the matter, Liang, lie down quickly." Jonas arrived in time, supported Qiao Dongliang, and said to Dr. Subaru, "Why didn't your majesty call me when he woke up? What did you do to him?"

"No, Empress Dowager, I just told him the news of the late king's death." Dr. Subaru was extremely wronged, "When he heard that he was going to be king, His Majesty became fussy."

"It's okay, let me explain to him, you go out." Jonas sent Dr. Subaru away, helped Qiao Dongliang to lie down again, and said softly: "Liang, don't worry, let me explain to you slowly."

Qiao Dongliang struggled for a while and was out of breath. He said weakly, "What's going on here? Where's Jack?"

"Jack is off to work. Although the previous king passed on the throne to you, there are still many people who are not convinced. He wants to suppress them one by one, so that you can attend the coronation ceremony smoothly after you wake up." Jonas said slowly Said, "Actually, if you think about it with your intelligence, you can understand that this is the best ending. The pirates broke through the Kingdom of Baker. Your father gave up his life for the glory of the royal family and the safety of his subjects, and handed over the Jade Seal of the Kingdom to You just want to continue the lineage of the Baker royal family so that it will not fall into the hands of others."

"I..." Qiao Dongliang wanted to say that I don't want to be a goddamn king, but Jonas covered his mouth and said earnestly: "Don't say, my child, don't say you don't want to be this king, think about it carefully Think, if you don't then who will be? Your brothers? Will the pirates make any of them alive to take the throne? Or Jack? Do you think the Baker royal family can rule this country for so many years, and those entangled noble forces will Obediently obey the leadership of a pirate chief?"

Qiao Dongliang was speechless: "But, but I'm just an ordinary person. It doesn't mean that I have the blood of the Baker royal family in my body, so I have the ability to be their king! Mr. Jonas, Jack is not what you think, he can, Tell him to come..." That guy is the real prince!

Jonas patted the back of his hand reassuringly, and said, "I know you love him, and he loves you too, but he is just a commoner after all, my son. Jack is very good at fighting, commanding thousands of troops with ease, But politics is different from war, he is still so young, without the infiltration of a strong family force, he cannot control this country safely!"

Qiao Dongliang wants to say whose family can be as awesome as his family. His father is the number one emperor in the universe, his mother is the richest man in the galaxy, and all 33 brothers are freak princes with unique skills!But Jonas didn't give him a chance to interrupt: "And that's what Jack meant. He also thinks you are more suitable to lead this country. I have already discussed with him. After your coronation ceremony is over, I will organize an engagement ceremony for you and officially confirm his first partner status. From now on, he will be yours. Whether you make him a prime minister or a star general, no matter whether you are a pirate or a noble Baker, you will not have any opinions. .Listen to me boy, this is the fastest and best way to stabilize this country right now."

"You said he... Jack agreed to marry me?" Qiao Dongliang was dumbfounded, "He means that I will be the king and he will be the queen?"Does that mean he agrees to switch our positions in X life a bit, and maybe even give birth to me in the future?

"Yes, he has agreed to be engaged to you, but not as a queen, but as a first partner." Jonas said, "I originally wanted you to get married directly, but he said that there are some things in his family that are not yet ready." Reasonable, the wedding will not be officially held until the consent of the parents is obtained. I think you are pregnant with a child in your stomach, and you are not in good health and cannot stand the big trouble. It is better to wait for the child to be born before getting married, so I agreed with him. .”

Emma, ​​he actually wants to marry me, this sacrifice is too great!Qiao Dongliang automatically filtered out thunderous words like "pregnancy" and "birth", and his mind was filled with the three characters "Ni CP". His pale face slowly turned a strange pink, although he still felt like being a king It's too fantasy, but deep down in my heart, I have already had the idea of ​​"sounds good".

Seeing his son's cheeks flushed and his eyes shining, Jonas couldn't help worrying: "Liang, what's wrong with you? What's wrong?"

Qiao Dongliang was so excited that he didn't know whether to cry or laugh, he choked up and said, "No, I'm fine, it's just..." It's just that happiness comes too fast and I can't accept it T_T "Actually, you have children, whoever will be the king will It's the same." Jonas thought he still had some concerns, and persuaded him gently.Qiao Dongliang's heart moved, and he asked, "Did you tell him about my pregnancy?"

"Not yet, he's too busy, we haven't had time to tell him the good news. Speaking of which, you are too careless. You don't know about such a big pregnancy, and he doesn't know either."

"He knows." Qiao Dongliang said angrily, "It's just that he doesn't know and I know."

Jonas struggled to straighten out the logic of this sentence, and asked in surprise, "Why did he hide this from you? Why?"

"That's what I want to know too." Qiao Dongliang said, "So please don't mention this to him. I'd like to see what kind of medicine he sells in his gourd."

It's normal for young people to be a little awkward, Jonas smiled and patted his head: "Okay, I'll let Dr. Subaru keep it a secret for you, and now the only ones who know about it are me and him. "

Life with ups and downs is too thrilling, and it consumes a lot of physical energy. Qiao Dongliang felt a little hungry, and Jonas immediately ordered the kitchen to prepare sick meals for him.

The newly promoted His Majesty was lying on the bed and fell into crazy YY, from whether the wedding dress should let Jack wear a cheongsam or a wedding dress YY to Jack gave birth to him a vampire after another... couldn't help but grinned wretchedly with his white teeth bared.

The short laughter stopped after only one sound. The reason was that a big familiar face appeared in front of him. Jack came back at some time, and was looking at him in surprise: "What are you laughing at?"

"Uh—" Qiao Dongliang put away his smile quickly, and said, "I heard that there are Maoxuewang people who are happy."

"Really?" Jack stared at him suspiciously, and kissed him lightly on the lips: "Did you eat sweet-scented osmanthus porridge?"

"Yes." Qiao Dongliang rolled his eyes following Jack's movements, and finally couldn't hold back the joy in his heart, and said, "Well, Jonas told me everything just now."

"Hmm." Jack sat down on the edge of the bed. "Is it about the coronation ceremony? Actually, you can think about it again. I always think it's a bit too forced for you to sit in this seat."

"Yeah." Qiao Dongliang said with a straight face, "But what Jonas said makes sense, after all, I am of authentic royal blood, and sitting there is more able to calm down those pretending nobles, so you can do things like this." It’s more convenient to come here, baa, I’m all for the people and you!”

"Actually, it was because of this incident that you laughed just now, right?" Jack had already seen through his wretched thoughts, pinched his chin and looked at him dangerously, "But the reality may disappoint you, I agree Entering the Baker Kingdom, but not marrying you, but marrying you."

The corners of Qiao Dongliang's mouth twitched a little. Jack kissed his lips fiercely and ravaged them until his pale lips became tender and charming before he let go. He smiled, "So the idea of ​​throwing me down should be given up early. Well, I will not give you that chance, my queen."

"F-m, your sister! Call me Your Majesty the King!" Qiao Dongliang pushed him away with all his might.Jack smiled, and took out an official document: "Okay, let's get down to business, the messenger is already waiting outside, come and stamp me obediently, Your Lady Queen."

"I told you to call me..." Qiao Dongliang took a look, and the word "Master King" immediately flew out of the sky, and said in a voiceless voice: "Invitation, invitation letter?! You, you want me to invite your father on behalf of the Baker Kingdom Come to my coronation?"

"There is also our engagement ceremony. The coronation ceremony is in the morning, and the engagement ceremony is in the afternoon. You haven't recovered yet, so you don't have to toss twice." Jack took his hand and stamped the invitation letter with the imperial jade seal. Stamped, and handed him a gem-studded King's signature pen: "Come and sign."

Qiao Dongliang tremblingly signed his name, it was a mess, but Jack was very satisfied after reading it, he put the letter into an exquisite carved metal box, and explained while sealing it: "The Kingdom of Baker has diplomatic relations with the Delta galaxy, and now the new king is crowned , of course I have to invite my father to watch the ceremony. And I will marry you as my wife in the future, so he, as a father-in-law, must be proud of it. Reconstruction after the war requires a lot of money."

In Qiao Dongliang's mind, Emperor Shit has always been a powerful, mysterious, stubborn, and perverted existence. When he thinks that he is about to see the old man, he has an urge to kneel down: "This...isn't it good? He hasn't agreed yet." We are getting married." The wife he found for you is still waiting for you to go back to the bridal chamber, is it really okay for me to wait for the wild man to provoke his father-in-law in a high-profile way T_T "So you have to impress him with your sincerity." Jack said with a serious face , "Hey, you are the king now, and you are equal to him. If he won't let me marry you, you can threaten him with the severance of diplomatic relations between the two countries and the galaxy war. If it doesn't work, you will cry. Hey, everyone The leader will definitely give you face."

"You, you're not telling the truth, are you?" Qiao Dongliang wanted to cry now, "Your father, you can't handle it, how could I? He's not the owner of Shaxian snacks next door, he's Emperor Suote!"

There was a muffled sound of "snap!", and the two turned their heads, only to see Jonas standing at the door with a look of astonishment on his face, a large bowl of hot Maoxuewang was thrown on the ground, and the red oil soup was rapidly growing on the white surface. Smeared on the wool carpet.

The Queen Mother, who has always been elegant and calm, couldn't calm down at all: "You, what are you talking about? Emperor Suote is, is it your father?"

Jack first patted Qiao Dongliang's bitter dog's head comfortingly: "Okay, there is me, you just need to remember that you must marry me." Then he turned to Jonas: "It surprised you, I said There are many secrets about me, and you will gradually know them all."

Qiao Dongliang looked at the whole bowl of supper on the ground, and wailed: "My hair—" Mao Xuewang T_T, a certain egg who had always been obedient, also let out a hungry wail in his stomach: "Gulu——".