[Tutor] The glory of Narita May

I was murdered, and I wasn't happy at all.

The person who murdered me was my father. He punished me to face the wall and think about my mistakes and have no food. The reason is that I skipped class this afternoon with the little brother whose hair style looks like a pineapple in the next class.

I am wronged because I don't feel that I have done anything wrong.Didn't my father tell me before that there is no need to waste time and energy on unnecessary things. Since I already know what the teacher said, why should I stay in the boring classroom?I prefer to watch Little Brother Liu Dao perform magic tricks, and he said that seeing the sky full of donuts with wings that can fly is simply too blissful.

Yes, I like eating donuts the most, and this hobby is probably inherited from my mother.However, my mother said that I am still young and need to protect my teeth, so I can’t eat too many sweet things, and I am only allowed to eat once a week.So, six out of seven days a week, I spent six days in missing donuts. Fortunately, there was Liudao little brother.

My mother said that the hearts of people can build a bridge of mutual understanding through straightforward emotions.In order to let my father understand me, I told him my true thoughts in detail. Unexpectedly, my father's face became colder and looked more fierce, especially when I said, in order to make little brother Liudao perform magic tricks Show me, I helped him with his homework for a whole week, and Dad actually crushed the teacup in his hand, and even took out his weapon and put it on the table.

In my family, my father is the oldest, because I heard from Uncle Zhe that he is really scary when he loses his temper.And the primary symptom of Dad losing his temper is to turn on the air conditioner like an air conditioner, and the advanced symptom is to show his kidnapper.

The duckweed crutch seems to be called such a name, it is my father's exclusive weapon to kill bad guys.It is said that my father is a very, very, very powerful person. Like Uncle Prison Temple, Uncle Wu, and Uncle Mu, the father of Liudao’s younger brother, he is a core member of a mysterious organization called Pot Pot Crack. He looks like the sun. The warm Uncle Tsuna is the boss of the Pot Pan Crack Organization.

What exactly does the so-called BOSS do?According to my mother's explanation, the BOSS is the boss, and all members of the organization must obey his orders.It seems to be very awesome, even more awesome than my handsome father, but after experiencing the same incident several times, I really feel that the so-called BOSS is not a powerful thing.

Well, the "incident" I'm referring to here is that whenever the extremely handsome dad took out the duckweed crutches and played happily with other uncles in the base, Uncle Gangji would stroke his forehead and say to the people around him, " Hurry up and bring the little princess of the Skylark family, only she can stop Senior Skylark." Then he would turn his head and mourn their poor finances with a sad face.

Because most of the time I played the finale later, the above scenes were relayed to me by my uncle.According to what he said, this kind of scene has been staged countless times in the four years since I was born, and every time the legendary little princess of the Skylark family appears, I don’t say anything, just look at Yun who is using violence One or two more giggles from Master Shou would be enough to turn the tide and create an earth-shattering fierce battle.

From my impression, it seems that there is such a thing.But why, it doesn't work for me to giggle at Daddy now?I almost laughed out loud.

Although I am not worried at all that my father will really beat me with duckweed, and I know that he will always allow me to eat if he can't bear to make me hungry, but this does not mean that my angry father can't punish me... as long as When I think of the prohibition of donuts at home in the future and Xiao Yundou and Xiaojuan being confined, I feel so sad. Oh no, tears are about to fall!

At this time, fortunately, there is still my dear mother.As if seeing the grievance and worry in my heart, while my father was in a bad mood pouring tea, my mother secretly gave me a small look, then walked over and hugged my father's neck, her voice was sweet and sweet. gentle.

"Honey, don't be angry, okay? Miyue also knows that she was wrong, so I promise not to be like this next time... Let's go have dinner together, I made Gongmi's favorite dish today."

Dear……

The moment I heard my mother call this name, I knew that I would not have to stand for a long time, because this is almost my mother's trump card, and I won't use it until the critical moment.

Oh, by the way, I haven't said it yet, my name is Miyue, Skylark Miyue, my name was chosen by my father.Because I was born on a night with a full moon, "Mi" means "full", and this name happens to be the last letter of my father's and mother's names, which symbolizes that I am the crystallization of their happiness.

But while I don't hate my name at all, I'm curious what my mother would name me.Because Aunt Shinguji and Uncle Eishi who lived far away in Japan once said that my mother was an amazing actress before she married my father. I wondered if she was such a legendary mother, would she honor me? How about a more artsy name?Not only am I curious about my mother, but I am also curious about what my uncle, who looks gorgeous, will name me.

But soon, this idea was overturned.Because after hearing my thoughts, Uncle Zhe told me with a sad face that if my father really gave up the right to name to others, then I would probably be called "Skylark Shuai" and "Skylark Cool", "Skylark is so stupid", the above ideas come from the mother who loves his father very much; or "Iwakura Little May", "Iwakura Mengmeng", "Yakura Shinji", the above ideas come from tirelessly persuading his father to join Yancang Uncle who is holding a grudge against the younger sister...

So, I still have to give my father's "Mi Yue" a hundred likes.However, although my mother's ability to choose a name is quite frustrating, it can't stop my admiration for her, because the atmosphere of the whole room changed subtly as soon as she finished speaking.

Dad didn't speak, just turned his head to look at his mother who poked her head out from behind him, and the look in his eyes that scared me just now became very different.I swear, Dad never looked at anyone else like that, including me!

But why?To be honest, I also really want to master the awesome skills of my mother that can calm my father's anger. If I light up this skill, even if my mother is not at home, I don't have to worry about my father losing his temper when I accidentally make a mistake. up.

While observing them and recalling what my mother said just now, my eyes that were very similar to my father blinked, and then, with a flash of inspiration in my mind, I moved timidly towards my father and mother.

Seeing me coming, my mother with a happy smile let go of her arms around Dad's neck, tilted her head and gave me a look of "it's done".I looked at my dear mother with admiration and took a deep breath. I imitated my mother and hugged my father's neck from behind. Because I was not tall enough, I tried very hard to stand on tiptoe.

"Honey, I know I was wrong, I really don't dare to do it next time, Gong Mi don't get angry, okay..."

The room was suddenly eerily silent, and after a moment of silence, after a "poof", my mother burst out laughing.

And my dad... Dad's face suddenly turned dark because of mom's improvement just now.

So the original penalty of standing became a penalty of kneeling, and the time was doubled. The saddest thing for me was that I had no donuts for three weeks in a row!

Oh no!Why? !

Obviously, every time my mother says that, it is very useful, why? ! !Dad is a eccentric ghost! ! !Watching the expressionless father say "Reflect on yourself", he then dragged my mother who was trying to speak well for me out of the room.Puzzled, I puffed up my cheeks, and it didn't take long for my eyes to fill with tears of grievance.

My stomach growled, and I knelt down under the "I am the only one" plaque unconvinced. I suddenly thought of many things.

Dad is indeed an eccentric ghost, which is clearly reflected in many places.For example, he would sleep with his mother every night, but he would never sleep with me, and he would not let me sleep with my mother since I can remember.

It has always been like this, and I don’t know what fun games they are playing at night. The door is often locked from the inside, and there is even an enchantment that cannot be opened with my super power.I understand that Mom and Dad must not have slept, because there are sounds in the room, but whenever I was very curious and envious, I knocked on the door and said that I wanted them to take me to play, and my mother would come out and take me back to myself. room to lull me to sleep.Thinking back now, my mother's strange red face at that time must be because she felt sorry for me, she kept saying "I like Xiao Miyue the most", but she obviously excluded the lovely me!

Although I am brave, I am not afraid of the dark, but I really like the scent of the fragrant violets on my mother, but I can only sleep alone. In the words of my father, "Children of the Skylark family must learn to be independent".But it’s okay to sleep alone, why use a strange purple rope to tie my wrists to the head of the bed?Even if it is loosely tied and won't hurt, I still feel very upset!

Dad wouldn't tie such a strange rope to Mom!Unlike me, my mother has a beautiful bracelet on her wrist, which is not at all like my broken rope.I heard from my mother that it was put on by my father himself, and only my father can take it off.

Too much, I obviously like what Dad said so much.Even if Uncle Mu once tempted me to speak ill of my father with my favorite donuts, I did not give in to my liking for my father, but now he actually...

Woohoo, daddy is only nice to mommy, daddy doesn't like me at all.

Last month, I went to my uncle's house with my mother for the weekend, and I overheard what Aunt Zhengongsi said to my mother. That bad man in Qianli only knows how to cherish when he is about to lose... Well, since my father treats me now It's so bad, should I also let him feel the feeling of being about to lose?

right!It's such a happy decision, I want to run away from home!

Let me think about it, where is the safest place to go?Uncle Gangji's house?Uncle Prison Temple's house?Wait, although I really like Uncle Tsunayoshi's little lion and Uncle Prisoner's kitten, but they are so afraid that their father will definitely inform them, so they are not reliable enough, so it is still...

Well, there is.I was too clever to think of that place.

TBC