[HP]Flower and Professor

Chapter 180 Seven glorious battles against Buddha... How dare you lay hands on Harry~

When the little pink hood floated across the border of Slytherin, it was immediately taken over by the Gryffindors.The lion cubs were much more unrestrained, and a few boys stood on the stool while screaming strangely, pretending to help Umbridge get the hood.Fred Weasley slapped him, but almost missed Umbridge's head, and the hood was "slapped" further away.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Professor Umbridge, I really, I really, really didn't mean to." Fred stood in front of Umbridge and refused to let her pass, while pretending to be sincere. Apologize.

"Go away, you bastard!" Umbridge stormed away.

Behind Umbridge, Harry and Ron glanced at each other, and at the same time, they drew out their wands and pointed them secretly at Umbridge's head.

Dumbledore happily watched the farce below, and from time to time he helped the cubs who were not understanding enough to offset the contradictory magic.Severus just glanced over and saw that his little snakes hadn't shown any flaws, so he concentrated on the dinner.Sanciville Lit was the most excited one. She kept making "oh~", "ah~" and "ah~" sounds with the development of Umbridge and the pink scarf, and she was busy.

Suddenly George Weasley jumped onto the bench too, wand in hand and gave a dramatic bow, which startled Umbridge.

"Dear Umbridge, I, George Weasley, would be at your service to remove that, er, piece." He twirled his wand in a fancy way, definitely imitating Gilderoy Lockhart.

Before Umbridge could say anything, Fred pounced on George: "Hey, how can I let you show off by yourself!" It seemed that they were about to fight.

George's wand immediately pointed to the sky above Umbridge, and a yellow light first hit the candle on the ceiling.I don't know what spell George was planning to use, but the candle burst with a "pop", and countless small sparks fell down amidst everyone's exclamation of "Oh~", but they disappeared before falling to the table.But the pink turban floating in the air was not so lucky, sparks fell on it, and it ignited all of a sudden. Before everyone could react, the turban turned into a few small fires and fell directly below Umbridge's head.

"Ah..." Umbridge screamed. He was already a dog gnawing his hair, but now his head was completely charred.Professor McGonagall seemed stunned, she stood up abruptly.

"You, you..." Umbridge's face turned black and red, red and blue, blue and purple.

George and Fred looked at each other, both clenched their fists and pretended to be pitiful: "Oh, Professor Umbridge, please forgive us, we didn't mean to~"

Draco made a disgusted look at the Slytherin table.

"Merlin, it's too bad, you need to read more textbooks." Someone said in a strange way.

Just before Umbridge was about to explode with anger, Professor McGonagall walked over quickly, and she angrily scolded the Weasley brothers: "Weasley! You..." She was very angry, "Gryffindor deducted five You will be in confinement for a week." She turned to Umbridge, "Professor Umbridge, I think you need to go to the hospital wing quickly, Madam Pomfrey will help you."

Madam Pomfrey also stepped off the professor's seat, and together with Professor McGonagall helped Umbridge out of the hall.

"Puchi..." I don't know who was the first to burst out laughing, and then burst out laughing, and finally the students in the whole hall laughed again, even the professors couldn't help laughing.

The twins clapped each other proudly.Harry and Ron winked at the Slytherin table triumphantly. They had contributed a lot just now, and it was their credit that the turban fell on Umbridge's head in such a burning manner.Harry turned his head while laughing, only to find that Professor Snape and Sansevieret had disappeared from the professor's chair.

Because Professor Umbridge's head was partially burned, in order not to affect the hair growth function in the future, the Hogwarts medical staff, Madam Pomfrey, announced that nothing but burn medicine should be rubbed on her head for the time being. Of course, it also included Umbridge's new hair restorer.

Umbridge put on a pink cat's face hat, and tied the rope in a hard knot under his chin.She decided to take it out on her hair and head!

On the other hand, after this spoof incident, many students suddenly felt that Umbridge was not as scary as imagined, so the Gryffindor team headed by Harry rebelled against Umbridge's tyranny , and then was crazily suppressed by Umbridge.

Oddly enough, none of the other Hogwarts professors, Dumbledore or any of the other professors, wanted to interfere, and Umbridge sensed that Dumbledore was holding back, which made her even more assertive.

Today is not the day for Severus to watch the night. He and Sansive Litt are working together to correct the potion homework. Sansive Litt is responsible for picking out mistakes. ).Doing it this way can correct it faster, and Severus also plans to go to the Forbidden Forest with Sanciville Lit after correcting the homework.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door, but there was no warning from the portrait of the guard at the door.Severus put down his pen and opened the door impatiently.

There was no one at the door.

But that didn't confuse Severus.He glanced at it, stretched out his hand to grab it, and entered the door carrying a savior.

"Professor Snape, Assistant Professor Sansevierlet, good evening." Harry, who was wrapped in an invisibility cloak, greeted with a smile.

"What's the business of a late-night visit from the Savior?" Severus asked angrily.Then Harry looked at Severus with an aggrieved look of "losing a fight with a friend and then seeking revenge from his parents but getting beaten up".

Severus: "…" What happened?

It was Sansive Lit who noticed the abnormality first, she put down the quill and asked Harry with a wrinkled face, "What's wrong with your hand?" Harry retracted his hand uncomfortably, but Severus quickly grabbed it out.

"I can't lie".A few words seemed to be carved on the back of Harry's hand with a knife, and there was still black and red blood, and the entire back of his hand was red and swollen.

"What's going on!" Severus snapped.Harry immediately felt even more aggrieved: Professor, you are so vicious, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... but he is the victim QAQ happiera...

"It's Umbridge," said Harry, poking his neck.

Severus glared at Harry, took out his wand, and whispered a few spells into the back of his hand, but the effect was not obvious, which made the Snake King very angry, thinking that his profession had been challenged.After waiting for a while, Severus finally understood thoroughly how this magic works, and he dropped Harry's hand in disdain: "Hmph, how dare you use black magic props on students... think Is there nothing anyone can do with it?" After speaking, he turned and went to dispense potions.

Harry: Heck, I raised my hand for a long time, it's so sour~~

Although it has been hinted that this Umbridge has been regarded as a stepping stone for Harry and the others to grow up, the short-protecting Snake King still gave this pink stepping stone toad a little lesson.

Of course, it was clear that making stumbling blocks was not in line with Slytherin's style, and it shouldn't be what a professor should do, so Severus... When Draco came to ask for the prescription for the back of Hallige's hand, he taught him by the way He wrote several interesting "little prescriptions" and "little curses".

Is this really a man?

Severus said that he was saving face by not doing it himself.

And Sanciville Litt introduced Sirius, Remus and Peter to their "brilliant deeds" to the Weasley twins...so George and Fred became pen pals with Sirius, and Sirius even passed the fireplace Giving a group of like-minded Gryffindors a public class on "how to play pranks without being noticed".

Is this really a man?

Sirius said that he didn't rush over immediately when he heard about this, it was already saving face.

So for a while, there was a harmonious scene of friendly competition, mutual help and mutual benefit, unity and friendship among the houses of Hogwarts, especially when the four houses joined hands to complete a prank:

When Umbridge was watching the night, Slytherin arranged, and Gryffindor put out the bait, and locked Umbridge in an empty classroom with nothing, and then there was a hollow and monotonous voice reading textbooks in the classroom ( Ravenclaw kindly provided the recording), repeated in a loop, and related text appeared on the wall at the same time. (Idea courtesy of Hufflepuff)

Umbridge, who was forced to listen to the textbook all night and couldn't fall asleep, was released the next day, and she kept replaying "The Theory of Defense Against Magic" in her mind. She fell on the bed and slept for a whole day before recovering.

To protest against Dumbledore, Dumbledore said that there must be evidence.Asking to cancel his night watch, Dumbledore said that this is the obligation of every professor.

Tricky.Umbridge was bloodied.

What made Severus feel sad was that although Hogwarts had a lot of talents, but for some reason, Harry insisted on confronting Umbridge head-on.Umbridge, who was tricked by others, took revenge on Harry even more crazily, but even so, Harry insisted on being the top bird... It's really unbearable to have a second-grade bear in the family.

It's all James Potter and Sirius Black's fault!

While Severus was feeling sad for Harry, the other professors also thought Umbridge was a joke.

You said that your professor didn't teach your book well, so what if you got into a fight with a group of students?It doesn't matter if you fight with the students, you always lose, and if you lose, you go back to the Ministry of Magic to sue for backing... Are you really a professor?You're not sent by the Minister of Magic to entertain us, are you?Also, even if you win the fight against the students, so what?Can you still get the title of "Fighting and Conquering Buddha"?Please, look like a professor, okay?

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PS: The professor is tsundere... Every Slytherin has the tsundere attribute, it just depends on whether it is explicit or recessive~=V=James: None of my business!

Severus: You were born!

Sirius: None of my business!

Severus: You raised it!

Sirius: Nonsense, it was raised by Petunia before, and then educated by you. I didn't meet Harry until the third grade.

Severus: We were all fine when we raised it, but you became a middle schooler as soon as you raised it, and you said it wasn't your fault!