If one day you open the door of your house and meet two super-modern cosplayers who look like they came out of "Star Wars" and use hypnotism on you, please go back to their homeland to participate in a scientific experiment organized by the government, And say they won't hurt you, how would you react?

1. These two are crazy, call an ambulance or a police car quickly, oh, in the United States, call 119 uniformly.

2. These two must belong to a TV station, they must be filming some documentary, so I should...cooperate?Or are you going to pretend to be frightened?

3. Closing the door directly, whether paid or not, is a hassle.

If none of the above three are your reactions, congratulations, you are no longer a normal human being.Because Cui Xiaoxiao didn't respond in this way.

"If you are here from time travel, I advise you not to stand here and talk to me. I have a bad temper recently, and I am afraid of hurting you." She opened her mouth, and at some point she had a machete in her hand.This is a must-have accessory for every family with a house in the United States. It professionally trims the weeds that grow naturally.

"...We don't want to hurt you, ma'am. We suggest that you don't hold this kind of thing. A little life is being born in your body." The thin man said in American English with a local accent.

As for the other guy who was obviously an attacker, he was on alert and completely ignored the machete in Cui Xiaoxiao's hand.

"...I know I'm pregnant, thank you, I don't need you to talk too much." Cui Xiaoxiao twitched the corners of her eyes, her facial nerves were tense, and don't call me Ms., my mother looks good, that's all.

"Ma'am, you are a little excited now, we can talk slowly on the way back." The man seemed not to understand what it means to give up, and continued to lobby.

"──" Is this person looking for death?

At this time, Cui Xiaoxiao naturally hadn't guessed that these two would be Professor Dou Minjun's compatriots. In her eyes, the man in the forbidden black uniform was an attacker, and the subject was a man who couldn't even button his clothes. Department of silly hat.And these two abnormal humans are just like the little villains who like to make troubles on Halloween, they ran out without taking medicine.

"I'll count to three, and if I don't leave my house, I'll really call the police." Cui Xiaoxiao tilted her head, staring at the clear lines on the machete, by the way, to see if the hair is clear today. "one."

The short man glanced back in embarrassment, and called for help to the tall man with his eyes.

Apparently, the tall man also noticed that the issue had not been resolved, so he could only take a step forward, and said in a low and steady voice, "Ma'am, we need your cooperation, otherwise we may hurt you."

"Two." The professor didn't call today, and she doesn't know if she has contacted her brothers and sisters, and she doesn't know if she needs to be intimate with her this time. She really doesn't like dealing with people.

"Ma'am, I'm really sorry." As he said that, the tall man reached out to grab her.In her opinion, the combat index of this petite and exquisite human woman is negative five. As long as a man snatches the machete from her hand, it is easy to knock her unconscious and take her away.

As a result, he made a mistake.

Before he realized what happened to him, he was lying on the street outside the garden of the house.Then he heard a scream from the staff he needed to protect.

"Let me make it clear first, you guys did it first, I call it self-defense." Cui Xiaoxiao broke the short man's arm and kicked him out as well.The machete in his hand was aimed at the man who was still lying on the ground and clearly expressed his disbelief that he was thrown out by a little girl, it was a knife throw.

The knife landed exactly between the tall man's legs.

This is a historical record, for the creatures on earth, and also for the people of Kepler.

Cui Xiaoxiao never understood why she was so favored by Kepler's soldiers, even though she had acted very cute and stupid.

It's just that the human beings who are favored by the Institute of Biology will definitely be taken away. The biological gene detectors they use show that this lady has a very wonderful and unusual human gene chain, although they have not yet fully confirmed the lady's gene The chains contain the genetic components of those creatures, but the detectors cannot make mistakes. The strength of a person depends entirely on the strength of their genetic chains.This time the order was very simple. Although the planetary government only allocated one biological researcher to General Gamma, after all, the other party was only a human being, not an armed combatant from another galaxy.

But they don't even know that there are cultivators, demon cultivators, superhumans, gods, etc., non-human species on the earth, not to mention that there are many strange aliens living in the back garden of the earth, but the earth people themselves I don't know.

Anyway, before the Keplers thought they were the first to discover this wonderful planet, many human-like aliens had already integrated into the biochemistry of the earth.Otherwise, how could there be so many perverts in this world?

Cui Xiaoxiao took out her mobile phone from her pocket and dialed 911.By the way, he closed the door, locked it, and formed an invisible barrier.Save the two idiots who came to knock on the glass window.The old houses in the United States are not good at this point, and they cannot be equipped with bulletproof glass.

But when she turned around, she saw two big men standing in front of her, and she was shocked in an instant.

You know, women who are generally terrified are irrational.

She suddenly felt that she was threatened. The nine-tailed fox whose mana was fully activated and whose life was threatened was even comparable to half a nuclear weapon.

The two aliens are actually quite innocent. They are actually just walking on the road to get used to the earth's gravity, magnetic field, and all kinds of scantily clad human girls with no sense of beauty, and then the detector starts to scream .

The elder brother of the researcher is also quite dedicated. He took the comrade assigned to him and followed the instructions of the detector, and then they saw Cui Xiaoxiao, who was petite and exquisite but had broken combat power.

The captain said that he was even more tearful. His fighting ability is actually pretty good in Kepler. After all, close combat is also a real fight. He has also been on the battlefield and fought against Zerg.But under Cui Xiaoxiao's fighting power, he instantly felt that he was sorry for the cultivation of his motherland, and he needed to return to the battlefield to learn from the Ares star with the same fighting power.Because he was actually threatened with a machete by an earth minor.

How shameful it is to say this, and lose face to the Zerg base.

"Ma'am, we really won't hurt you," the researcher swallowed, and added, "Please calm down, it's not good for your child." Strangely, no one told him that this mission was necessary Dangerous, is this female really an Earthling?This cliff is not a human being. Could it be that her ancestors have the genes of the Ares people?Combat power can be compared with the general.

The general has black lines all over his face: he was shot while lying down.

"Who the hell are you guys?" Cui Xiaoxiao gathered two magic balls in both hands, and all the sharp objects in the kitchen were facing the dead spots of the two men, and she also added a simple space enchantment around herself to deal with the two men. "If these two people can stop you for a few seconds like the professor, then there is a possibility that her head will fall."

For this kind of opponent, the captain said it was very painful.For the sake of his own life and that of the researcher, he had to use his mental power to compete with Cui Xiaoxiao.

But who is Cui Xiaoxiao? She is a nine-tailed fox who has absorbed the life of the earth (the essence of the sun and the moon is actually the life breath of the earth) and transformed into a nine-tailed fox for thousands of years. Inheritance will only be interesting at the end of Feixian (that is, when you are in the immortal class in ten thousand years).Usually you don't need this kind of inheritance at all, because human beings can't even beat you in single-person force value, let alone any spell competition, do you think you are in the realm of comprehension?Forget it, don't read the novel, let's wash up and sleep.

Cui Xiaoxiao only felt that there was a force pulling the pots and pans all over the sky with her spiritual power, she sneered, and simply gave up these things, and threw out another spell.

The two Keplerians don't know how to spell, but fortunately, they are not stupid. When they saw a black thing rushing towards them, they immediately used their own strength to lean towards each other.

At this time, a triangular situation is formed.

Then, the professor's phone rang.

It was from the professor.

Cui Xiaoxiao couldn't pick it up. The two Keplerians were curious about this ringing thing, but they didn't dare to move it. This pregnant woman on earth was beyond imagination.

Then, when the three of them heard the phone ringing, they were transferred directly to the voicemail mailbox. The professor's voice sounded a little tired, but it was considered safe.

Because he said: "I contacted the warships stationed outside the earth. This time it was General Gamma, a general with a conservative and steady administrative style. He said that he had sent someone to the earth to find me, but I was in the aircraft. There is enough fuel to go to General Gamma’s battleship, so I told General Gamma that we will set sail within this week. I will hurry back now, pack up your things and book a plane ticket, come back and say goodbye to your family, wait for me to send After all the nutrient solutions and experimental items in the United States are destroyed, we will join you in South Korea. The general will not wait for us for too long. When the researchers sent back, they must set sail and dare to jump before the wormhole closes."

Professor Dou spoke in a hurry. Behind him was an announcer with a delicate voice at Seoul International Airport, announcing information about passengers boarding and other information. It was obvious that Dou Minjun had already returned to Seoul and was about to board the plane again.

Now, the two Keplerians had to re-examine this petite and exquisite lady, this damn is a big oolong, they have never heard that Keplerians can still have sex with earth women, this is simply It's a scientific miracle, and is the child in this woman's womb belong to our Kepler people?If so, no matter whether the gene is good or bad, it is absolutely possible to add another one to the gene pool. No matter what, the force value is placed there. Pull it out to show the Ares people, and we Kepler will not They are all soft-legged shrimp, and they also have a strong presence.

The two were visibly excited, especially the researcher with the better brain. His heart rate had exceeded [-] beats per minute, his blood pressure had risen, and his face was rosy as if he was doing something.

"Dear lady, we are friends of this DMJ, you should know that we are from Kepler star, right, we really have nothing for you!" He tried to take a step forward, using his own Flushing all over his face to express his kindness.

But in the eyes of others, this is so wretched, not to mention the pregnant woman Cui Xiaoxiao who has already opened a hole in her brain.

Sometimes, brain damage is not scary, but a pregnant woman with a certain amount of force is scary.

She didn't even think about it, she just put aside all the big blasts and didn't care what the house would look like. When the police came, they said that the two militants intended to take her away for human experiments.She is a pregnant woman, and the people of the United States warmly welcome pregnant women to give birth in their place to increase the labor force.

"Don't talk anymore, go out first, contact General Gamma, and ask him to help us contact DMJ." He couldn't get close and didn't dare to use the big move, for fear of hurting the pregnant woman, and this lady is very likely to be DMJ's wife, Also pregnant with DMJ's child, and the child's gene will enter the gene pool in the future.

The short researcher struggled a few more times, and after being greeted with several explosions in a row, he could only use space travel in a desperate manner and the captain left first.

It's just that they didn't go far, they heard DMJ clearly saying that they were rushing back, and they could see their fellow countrymen by staying here.

Cui Xiaoxiao breathed a sigh of relief when the two suddenly disappeared as if they had suddenly appeared, and did not dare to stay for a moment, returned to the bedroom, and directly used space magic on the entire room in the bedroom to prohibit all living objects from entering.

After completing the spell, he leaned against the bed, closed his eyes quietly and fell asleep.

This kind of spell looks very simple, but because it requires the caster to maintain it, it consumes a lot of energy.And today's mood swings are indeed a bit big, and it's really not good for the child in the stomach. The body automatically enters a semi-dormant state to protect the mother and child.

The author has something to say: I just came back from reading that XMEN, and I kinda want to write about the next one in the United States...what if the various heroes are swollen?

If you want red envelopes, remember to leave a message~ Don’t remind me, I don’t know that there are such things as red envelopes in this world~

PS: I really don’t want to make up an alien name for Professor Du, so I just wrote an abbreviation == you know~ I can’t bear to destroy this beauty~ It’s not good if the professor is not called a professor~

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