[Stars + Heirs] Professor, KMT told you to go home for dinner

As the saying goes, Tao has Taoism, and magic has magic rules.

Tian Luoen followed Cui Xiaoxiao all the way to Cui's mansion.Unexpectedly, he told the security guards that there was a vixen living here, and he was thrown out by them.

In the current world, it is too difficult to do good deeds to accumulate virtue.

Therefore, Tian Luoen took out a talisman from the violin case, recited the incantation silently, and then blew lightly on the mansion.The runes on the yellow paper floated in with the wind like living things, and after the characters on the paperweight completely disappeared, the yellow runes ignited spontaneously without fire.

The burnt black dust rolled on the ground, and all fell into the gap of the small door of the mansion, forming a black line by chance.

"See how you get back to your lair." He snorted coldly, put away the piano case, and walked down the mountain slowly.

At this time, Cui Xiaoxiao didn't even know that Tian Luoen had found the Cui family's mansion, and used a Taoist talisman to block the "entrance" through which she entered. When she got off the car with Cui Yingdao and planned to go in, she discovered this. The existence of Dao Talisman.

She looked at the black dust on the ground in horror, gritted her teeth, and said to Cui Yingdao: "OPA, I suddenly want to eat instant noodles. I'll go down to the foot of the mountain to buy instant noodles. You ask the servant to clean the door. If you see it, you will think they are lazy with money."

Cui Yingdao glared at her, and said dissatisfied: "Are you unwilling to have dinner with me? You even eat ramen." After speaking, he snatched her bag and took a ten-thousand-dollar bill from her wallet, "Help me bring Serve a bowl."

Cui Xiaoxiao forced herself not to show any panic, she was only temporarily not allowed to enter Cui's house, as long as the servants cleaned up all those things.

But Cui Yingdao quickly saw the difference in his sister, he suddenly stretched out his hand to hold Cui Xiaoxiao, "Are you okay?"

"I'm fine. I probably didn't eat at noon. I'm a bit too hungry now." Cui Xiaoxiao found a reason to prevaricate, then lowered her head and turned to leave.

Cui Yingdao saw her going away, and said to the driver: "You never think Xiaoxiao has a problem?"

The driver uncle answered his question with ten thousand years of silence.

"Okay, I just want to make sure of how I feel, so you don't need to tell me." Cui Yingdao clicked his tongue twice, carried their schoolbags into the mansion, and then told the maid who came out to pick up the schoolbags to clean the dust at the door. "You guys clean it up. Before Xiaoxiao comes back, everything is clean. Who burns things outside the house for nothing?"

About half an hour later, the maid ran to find Cui Yingdao in a panic.

"It's not good, young master, the dust outside can't be washed off no matter what. We wiped it with things for a long time, but there was no reaction at all."

Cui Yingdao put down the cup in his hand and followed the servant to the gate.Because he knew very well that Cui Xiaoxiao would come back soon, although he didn't know what Cui Xiaoxiao was timid about, Cui Yingdao only regarded her as an obsessive-compulsive disorder, and didn't take it too seriously.

"What should I do?" One of the servants looked at the door frame, "Should I find a professional cleaner to deal with it?"

"Go find it," he said, squatting down to look at the dust on the ground, not sure what it was.

Einstein said, "Coincidence is just God's way of hiding his tracks."

Cui Xiaoxiao walked up from the foot of the mountain after buying bubbles, she thought deeply in her heart, all this happened too suddenly, and she couldn't find a foothold at all.

She knows that she has been followed recently, and helping Cui Yingdao to review the final exam is just an excuse, and more importantly, she does not want Do Minjun to see her murderous side.Her brutality, viciousness, and claws and claws are only to protect what she wants to protect.

Cui Xiaoxiao took out her mobile phone from her skirt pocket and called Huajing in the investigation room.

The phone was hung up directly, and Cui Xiaoxiao looked at her mobile phone in disbelief, only to find another guy, her biological rival—Nine Lives Cat Demon.

The cat demon quickly answered the phone: "Why, I'm working in Valarella." A clean and hearty voice came from the other end of the phone, accompanied by the roars and pleadings of some animals.

"I was followed by someone. Someone sealed the gossip door at the gate of my house. I can't get in now." Cui Xiaoxiao immediately articulated her problem.

"Look for a place to live for three days first, after the three days pass, the Gua Gate will automatically close." The cat demon still replied calmly.

"But how do I tell the Cui family? They only think of me as an abandoned child, and they don't even know that I'm a fox demon." Cui Xiaoxiao covered her mouth with her hands, for fear that her voice would be too loud to be heard.

"Come on, you are still a fox demon with your small body." The cat demon taunted, but she added very dutifully, "Is anyone in your family a child? Just take a piss and you'll be fine."

"...Are you sure? Isn't boy urine specially used to deal with zombies?" Cui Xiaoxiao stopped climbing the mountain, thinking that this cat demon is not reliable, did she find the wrong person?

"Believe it or not, it's up to you, I won't say much, you have something to go to that mouse, I'm very busy here." After finishing speaking, the other end of the phone was cut off.

Cui Xiaoxiao stared at the phone and cursed: "Isn't it because you have to pay to find a mouse, and you must be picking up girls if you are looking for a painter with a busy tone. Only you are free and willing to answer the phone."

The more she thought about it, the more wronged she became, and she continued to climb the mountain.On the way, she called Choi Young-do's cell phone.

"Xiaoxiao, I have already called a professional to clean up the garbage at the door. This thing is stuck to something, and the aunts can't get it off anyway." Cui Yingdao panted heavily on the phone.

"You are a virgin, OPA." Cui Xiaoxiao said straight to the point.

"...Xiaoxiao, what are you going to do?" Cui Yingdao suddenly wanted to throw the phone into the bucket next to him, his stamina suddenly turned cold.

"OPA, you can just piss on it, the premise is that you haven't slept with a woman yet." But how could Cui Yingdao have slept with a woman?Judging from her childishness and lack of means of chasing girls, it is absolutely [-]% for him to maintain his boyish body.Cui Xiaoxiao thought about it, and gave the order with a smile: "Quick, this will save a lot of cleaning fees."

Cui Yingdao stared blankly at the aunts vigorously scrubbing the bluestone platform, only those words in his head.

Pee directly on it.

Pee on it.

Take a pee.

Pee.

There is such a younger sister in the world, and he is allowed to pee at the gate, in public, above the world?Is there any reason for this? If you don't educate her hard, you don't know how to write the word "brother".

"Xiaoxiao, are you crazy because of Jin's sigh? It would be strange if I didn't get beaten to death by taking off my pants and peeing here."

"It's okay, after you finish peeing, I'll ask the aunts to wash it off with boiling water, oh~ I'll add a bottle of my perfume to the boiling water." Cui Xiaoxiao suggested.

This is simply unreasonable, Cui Yingdao covered his face, just when he was about to deny it and walked into the room, he was threatened by his own sister's wretchedness.

"If you don't pee in OPA, I'll live with Professor Du first."

This is even more effective than "I'm pissing and my dad wants to whip me with a belt." Cui Yingdao immediately said to the security guards and nannies: "Aunts, go change the water and pour the green bottle of Chanel perfume in Xiaoxiao's room into the bucket." Here." Pointing to the surveillance camera at the door, he said, "Let the camera stop for one minute, you all leave, and notify me with your mobile phone when you stop working."

Although everyone didn't quite understand what nonsensical things their young master was ordered by the young lady to do, but when the master spoke, their subordinates and servants could only nod.

Cui Yingdao's baby urine did immediately float up all the black dust sticking to the cracks in the porch, so fast that even Cui Yingdao was startled when he saw it.

At this time, Cui Xiaoxiao also felt the leakage of Cui Yingdao's yang energy. She sneered, cut her index finger, dripped a drop of blood in the middle of the road, and at the same time, chanted the auxiliary spell.The bright red blood fell on the gravel road, and it was all sucked up in a short while, leaving no traces.

"Since you want to fight with me, let's play two tricks."

Cui Xiaoxiao’s spells are not considered to be harmful. She cultivated to become a fairy, mainly accumulating merits and virtues, and attached herself to the people favored by the gods, mainly absorbing the energy they diffused and wasted, even if these temperaments made her uncomfortable. It is necessary to absorb male yang energy, but it is enough for a demon who does not kill or do evil.

Unless they hurt the closest relatives of the Nine-Tailed Fox, in most cases, they love life and love to interact and bond with humans.

The yellow talisman of a Taoist priest can indeed hinder the actions of demons, but Cui Xiaoxiao has practiced Taoism for thousands of years, so it is not difficult to hinder a Taoist priest's spell in turn.

The spell she is using now can be regarded as an obstacle repelling* from her lineage of Tu Shan. It is a special spell for those who have already searched for monsters or do not want to be disturbed by those brain-dead Taoists.

This spell has a requirement that it must be used on the mountains. Cui Xiaoxiao's blood will penetrate directly along the stone road into the mountains of the whole mountain, forming an aura that keeps unwelcome Taoist priests after entering this aura , unable to distinguish the real evil spirit.In other words, the next time Tian Luoen comes here, he will feel that there is a demonic aura everywhere, but he is not sure which house the evil aura is emanating from.

Cui Yingdao felt that he had lost face to his mother's house. Looking at the muddy water stains on the ground, his whole head was buzzing.

When a few servants came over with buckets and security guards, they all stared at the gray impurities floating on the water stains, which they couldn't wipe off no matter how much they tried before, but why did the young master... urinate on the ground? Did it work?

So, the six of them looked at Cui Yingdao together.

At this moment, Cui Yingdao felt that his dark life was ushering in another period, including Cui Xiaoxiao holding the bag of instant noodles, stepping over the water stains, and looking at him with a smile.

"So OPA, you are really a virgin. It's not easy. Have you ever held hands with your first love?"

Cui Yingdao grabbed Cui Xiaoxiao's arm, gritted his teeth and said, "It's not because I have a fox-like sister that I haven't held hands with my first love."

"Hey, OPA, isn't it just peeing? I'm just praising you for maintaining your masculinity. You see, Jin Tan has been hooking up with Cha Eunshang for so long, and he only dares to hold hands in school. So, OPA, If you have a female classmate you like, hurry up and chase after her, after high school, there will be more competitors in college."

"That's not your business." Cui Yingdao snorted coldly, grabbed the bag of instant noodles, turned and walked towards the mansion. "Clean up here quickly, don't tell Dad everything that happened today, if I find out, I will fail you."

His scream only attracted more attention and Cui Xiaoxiao's unceremonious laughter.

Cui Xiaoxiao never thought that Cui Yingdao would have a girlfriend so soon, and the true yang energy stored in her body like a jade would make her improve her skills especially at night.

Of course, if the other party is really suitable for Cui Yingdao, she will not stop it deliberately.

But before the Raiders teach this long-term meal ticket, the damn Taoist priests must be dealt with first.She protects Cui Yingdao's future and does not need the intervention of Taoist priests who only know Taoism but do not understand good and evil.

The author has something to say: This is something from yesterday--I just posted it today==This is killing me==Obsessive-compulsive disorder==