Shizun, a sick beauty dressed as a hero

[1] Immortal Zun Cub

Suxian Xianzun of Xuanyouzong lost all his skills by accident when he was slaying demons in Kuangsha Mountain, and turned into a child with baby fat.

Looking at the white-clothed child in front of him, the head of Kuangshamen's hands began to shake.

Who doesn't know that the entire senior management of Xuanyouzong attaches great importance to this high-ranking and powerful Immortal Venerable.Something happened to Xianzun in his realm, and he was bound to be stripped off by Xuanyouzong.

Within half a quarter of an hour, the sect master had come up with ten plans to abdicate and let Xian run away quickly.

The little Su Xian curled up into a ball, raised his head and glanced at the ferocious face, who looked like a bold version of the weasel's sect master.

Bai Tuanzi burst into tears, sobbing, "I want to go home..."

The door master let out a wow, and cried out with him, twisting his beard and beard, very sad.

【2】Acquaintance 1

After crying, the head of the Kuangshamen sect was still trembling, and handed Su Xian Xianzun back to the head of the Xuanyou Sect.

Lu Jiuli heard that Su Xian had an accident, put down what he was doing, hurried over, and took a snow-white dumpling like a dream.

In his hands, Suxian stopped crying.

The sect master complimented in a cold sweat: "Immortal Venerable still knows the sect master, you can see how close he is to you."

Lu Jiuli looked at the child in front of him with his face huddled together and his mouth twitching.

Lu Jiuli: "..."

This is not intimacy, this is being too scared to cry.

[3] Propaganda and Acknowledgment

Lu Jiuli wanted to laugh, but he put on airs in front of outsiders, and refused to laugh easily.

The entire facial expression is very ferocious, as if eating a green-haired mushroom.

Seeing his expression, the head of Kuangshamen thought: It's over, he will be skinned by Xuanyouzong.

The door owner's hands trembled into chaff.

Lu Jiuli summoned Mei Yu and Mu Nanfeng to come over. Everyone in the Xuanyou Sect should not miss Su Xian's blundering, but those who are familiar with Su Xian can laugh first.

After sending out the summoning talisman, he saw the sect master's hand shaking, and asked suspiciously, "Do you have an old disease in your hand?"

The sect master was afraid that he would lose one of his arms in the next breath, after all, it was rumored that those big sects didn't treat people as human beings.He became even more nervous. Ta pulled his face, and the corners of his lips trembled and answered him: "Yes... it is a disease passed down from the ancestors."

Lu Jiuli: "Then your face?"

The head of the sect wanted to cry but had no tears: "Hahahaha, it's infected."

【4】The other side

When Xiao Suxian saw Lu Jiuli, she didn't dare to cry anymore. While Lu Jiuli was talking to the sect master, she quickly turned her face away, and burst into tears.

Lu Jiuli looked over.

Xiao Suxian pursed her mouth, stopped crying, blinked her eyes, and turned her head very resolutely.

Lu Jiuli turned to look at the door master.

Xiao Suxian began to bark, bark, howl.

The lung capacity is so large that people lament that it is a waste of good seedlings not to dive without tubes when they grow up.

Lu Jiuli: "..."

It's okay, I'll make you feel wronged by just looking at you.

【5】meet

Hearing that something happened to Master, Mu Nanfeng hurried over in a daze.

There is a cauldron seal and slave bond between him and the master. If these two things are not touched, what can happen to the master?

As soon as he entered the door, he was covered by a snow-white dumpling.

If it wasn't for the familiar smell, Mu Nanfeng would have thought it was Lu Jiuli who threw a big piece of dough on him.

It's still a big dough with snot and tears.

If it wasn't for Master, Mu Nanfeng would have taken the child thousands of miles into the sky to teach him how to be a human being.

It's just Master's words...

Mu Nanfeng wiped the person clean carefully, and pointed to his own face: "Master, I am so tired of serving you, come and reward me."

Su Xian dazedly kissed her, and let out a mouthful.

Lu Jiuli: ...

"whispering sound."

【6】Acquaintance 2

Mu Nanfeng coaxed the snow-white child in his arms to sleep, and looked at Lu Jiuli: "Master, my master, this is..."

Lu Jiuli pointed at the head of Kuangshamen with a fan: "Ask him."

Lu Jiuli looked at him, because he was holding back a smile, for fear of waking up Su Xian who had just fallen asleep crying, so his face was more ferocious.

Gatekeeper: "..."

The sect master always felt that this person had a bloody smell of a demon cultivator, and his feet began to tremble in fright.

After understanding the situation, Mu Nanfeng asked one more question: "Your hand..." and face and feet...

Sect Master: "Hahahaha genetic disease."

Lu Jiuli: "It's contagious, keep Su Xian away."

Mu Nanfeng smiled: "Okay, I hope the sect master doesn't mind."

Gatekeeper: Hahahahahaha, as long as you are happy.

【7】Acquaintance 3

Mei Yu was not surprised when she heard that Suxian was in trouble, and came as soon as she prepared the medicine box.

Then I saw the reduced version of Suxian who was asleep.

As well as his unlucky junior brother and nephew, and the trembling Kuangshamen sect master who is far away from Xuebai Tuanzi.

Of course, the main thing is snow white dumplings.

He has no airs, and he doesn't coax Su Xian to sleep.As the only person in the audience who could smile confidently and confidently, Mei Yu smiled softly and said the three people's common aspirations: "Is there such a good thing?"

Lu Jiuli: Yes, there is such a good thing.jpg

Mu Nanfeng: There is such a good thing.jpg

The air was filled with joy for a moment.

【8】Outsider

In the happy atmosphere, there are two outsiders.

One is Suxian, and the other is the head of Kuangshamen.

When Su Xian opened her eyes, she found that there were four people piled up beside her, which was a sea of ​​people.

So he decisively whined, indicating that he was awake.

Then he fainted from fright.

The head of the Kuangshamen sect suddenly got rid of the horrible future of being made into a human being, and was ecstatic.

Lu Jiuli just remembered: "This is the head of Kuangshamen, he has a family hereditary disease, you can show him—"

Before he could finish his sentence, the owner of the door laughed wildly and rushed out of the door.

It turns out that there is a disagreement within the Xuanyou Sect!He was worried for nothing!

Mu Nanfeng smiled: "Is this because the brain has also been infected?"

[9] insert a

Three days later, the head of the Kuangshamen sect was carried by Mu Nanfeng to the mine because of spreading the rumor of "discord within the Xuanyou Sect". From then on, he began a ten-year mining career.

Although Xuanyouzong's "skin picking" was late, it arrived.

According to Mu Nanfeng, the person involved, it doesn't matter whether there is internal strife or not, the main reason is that this person said that people in Xuanyou Sect don't like his master.

This is obviously intolerable.

——Although in a certain sense, Mu Nanfeng hoped that others in Xuanyouzong would not like his master.In that way, even if the whole world hates Master, he can still stand beside Master.

But he told his master about this idea two months ago, and Su Xian hid under the quilt and laughed silently at him for a long time.

Mu Nanfeng was ashamed and angry, so he stir-fried.

[10] Get to the bottom of it 1

Mei Yu showed Suxian her body, but she didn't see anything wrong, she just thought that she might have eaten something bad.

If one eats magic weapons such as illusion, it is indeed possible to be affected to this extent.

So Xuanyouzong joined forces with the proud new head of Kuangshamen to investigate what Suxian ate in those few days.

Before the new door owner became the door owner, he was a cook.

He searched around and found that Immortal Suxian had a picky mouth and basically didn't eat the food he sent. The only thing he ate was a bowl of Linglu that he specially offered.

New sect master: My life is over.

From being full of ambition to the end of life, there is only a bowl of flattering dew.

[11] Get to the bottom of it 2

Lu Jiuli and Mu Nanfeng interrogated the new head of the sect together.

Mei Yu didn't go, he said that he looked too kind and couldn't control the scene - mainly because he might laugh.

In fact, he was right to be worried.

Because before Lu Jiuli and Mu Nanfeng started talking, the new sect master's hands were already shaking.

Lu Jiuli raised his eyebrows: "Your sect master's hand-shaking problem is still inherited?"

Kuangshamen's new sect master: Yes.

The new door owner was too nervous, his feet and face began to shake.

Mu Nanfeng nodded slowly: "Indeed, the speed of infection is faster than the previous sect master."

The new sect master trembled: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)

[12] Unexpected joy

Mu Nanfeng and Lu Jiuli investigated the remaining spirit dew—in fact, Suxian Xianzun was too picky and only took a sip.

It was found that the problem was the bowl of spirit dew.

In fact, it can be regarded as Su Xian himself, if anyone else drinks that bowl of spiritual dew, it will be an ordinary bowl of spiritual dew.

Spiritual dew is often mixed with a sliver of the law of heaven, and monks think that drinking it can make their own laws mastery - of course, because the law generally looks down on monks, this kind of statement is pure superstition.

However, the law of heaven this time happened to be a ray brought by Su Xian from his previous world when he came here.

Due to the fact that Suxian Immortal Venerable is too strong, he merged the law and transferred his time back to when he was a child.

The new head of the Kuangsha sect was confused, but he understood that he had caused the Xuanyou sect to lose a general. He loved the Xuanyou sect more, and wished he could die to apologize.

But the sect he loves doesn't care about his life, and even rewarded him with a pack of high-grade spirit stones.

New Sect Master: Woohoo, Xuanyouzong still treats me so well even though I got into trouble. I am so happy. I have liked Xuanyouzong all my life.

The old owner of mining:? ? ?

【13】healed

Mei Yu: "It will recover a little in ten days, and it will be cured in about [-] days."

Lu Jiuli expressed deep regret, and felt that it was not good for Su Xian to recover his paralyzed face, so it is not easy to pinch now.

On Su Xian's face, Mu Nanfeng had the right to speak.But considering the life of a Taoist couple, he implicitly asked if the recovery time could be shorter.

Mei Yu smiled slightly: "Fuck off, you're still acting good when you get the cheap."

Su Xian doesn't know how to curse, but Su Xian's gentle and gentle elder brother can.

[14] Recognition 1

Suxian lost her memory and was looking for her parents all day long.

Lu Jiuli teased him: "Just treat me as your father."

After realizing what dad meant, the little Suxian pursed her lips, turned her head calmly, and muttered: "I'm a child in a single-parent family, I don't have a father, as for mom, where are you..."

Lu Jiuli sometimes really doubts whether he has real amnesia or fake amnesia.

[15] Recognition 2

As we all know, Suxian Xianzun has severe social phobia.

Others don't have to worry about it, but those who are close to him still need to be recognized—although Mu Nanfeng thinks that it is enough for him to know himself, but Lu Jiuli and Mei Yu firmly believe that he will definitely teach children badly, after all, in their eyes , Mu Nanfeng himself is still a bad boy.

But what is forcibly instilled is not as easy to use as the children themselves think, mainly because they can enjoy the joy of comparison.

For various strange reasons, three people who did not know how many years old, surrounded by small snow-white balls, smiled and asked him to recognize them.

Su Xian: "..."

Logically speaking, he should want to cry, but in fact, he only felt that the people on the opposite side needed to make up their minds.

One of them, you need to vent your anger, don't think about messy things all day long, and go to sway others.

【16】Intimidation

Since Suxian looked at it for a long time, his big dark eyes blinked back and forth, and he couldn't tell why, the three frantic people decided to fight poison with poison.

Lu Jiuli stared at Su Xian with a cold face.

Su Xian was so frightened that she went to find Mu Nanfeng, but found that she couldn't move.

At that time, he couldn't care about anything else, and he was about to cry.

Lu Jiuli snorted.

Su Xian pursed her mouth, and didn't cry if she didn't cry.

He gritted his teeth at Lu Jiuli, and said viciously, "Mr. Lei!"

Lu Jiuli:? ? ?

Although he has never even seen the shadow of a Taoist couple, he has always claimed to be handsome and handsome, and he is also a handsome young man.

What is Lei Gong? ? ?

The restraint on Suxian's body was released. After he was able to move, he ran towards Mu Nanfeng and Mei Yu.

Lu Jiuli:? ? ? ? ? ?

Mei Yu, Mu Nanfeng: Hahahahahahaha.

【17】Wrong Encouragement

Lu Jiuli's fan flapped in anger.

Suxian glanced at him, and secretly asked Mu Nanfeng if he had made a mistake.

Mu Nanfeng encouraged Suxian: "Master, you can see the heart through the appearance, and you are not trapped by external objects. How can you make a mistake?"

Xiaobai Tuanzi's confidence was so high: "I still want to admit it."

Mu Nanfeng thumped in his heart, fearing that he would be recognized as some strange person, just as he was about to stop him, he saw Su Xian running towards Mei Yu.

Mu Nanfeng: Oh, that's all right.

[18] self-inflicted

Su Xian stared at Mei Yu: "He is Lei Gong, if you are with him, you are the Mother of Lightning!"

Mei Yu's smile froze at the corner of her lips: "Xiao Suxian, do you think I look like a mother of electricity?"

Xiao Suxian doesn't look like Dianmu, but Xiao Suxian is justified.

He pointed to Mu Nanfeng: "Grandma Feng told me to look at the essence through appearances."

Mei Yu: Forced Face and Smile jpg

Granny Mu Nanfeng: "..."

Let's do it, at least one word is right, even if it's a little bit right, he doesn't have high requirements for his master.

【19】Secretly

Suxian followed Mu Nanfeng back to Qingjing Peak and slept on his neck.

Probably because he has a complete sense of security with Xuanyouzong. When he was a child, Su Xian was much wilder than when he grew up, and he could play a few little hulus with a milky smell when he was sleeping.

Mu Nanfeng put him on the bed and prepared to leave.

As soon as he walked Suxian, he woke up crying in his sleep, and Mu Nanfeng had no choice but to go back.

Then I saw the child with both hands open, begging him to hug him in a childish voice.

Mu Nanfeng hugged Suxian and coaxed him to sleep.

Su Xian doesn't sleep.

Su Xian wants to show off to him.

"Let me tell you..." Su Xian's small hand tugged at his ear, with a smile in his voice.

Mu Nanfeng liked him being intimate with him, and said with a smile, "Master said."

"Your name is Mu—Nan—Feng—" Xiaotuanzi was proud, "You're my apprentice! I remember you."

Mu Nanfeng curled the corners of his lips.

Even if he didn't remember, he wouldn't blame Master.

It is really……

"You are good, Master."

The author has something to say: there will be more in the future, shall we update it tomorrow~