[Comprehensive] Arabian Nights

I am like a fish in water in Qin Shihuang's harem, because Qin Shihuang likes to enjoy the best things. As his favorite concubine, it is only natural for me to enjoy the best things with him.

Stretch out your hand for clothes, open your mouth for food, as long as I have a thick skin, someone can bring me a bowl when I go to the bathroom.

Every day I live without moving a finger. If it weren't for the fact that Qin Chao's food is really bad, I'm afraid I can live a comfortable life of autistic house here.

It's a pity that the food is still not satisfactory.

"Why don't you eat it?" Qin Shihuang lifted my chin and made me look at him, "Don't you like it?"

"I want to eat sea fish." I pushed the steamed fish on the table aside in disgust, "There are so many bones in river fish."

"It's a pity that there is no sea in Qin State." Qin Shihuang smiled slightly, and looked at Zhao Gao who was standing beside him, "How about the general Wang's march?"

"According to the time calculation, we will arrive in Handan." Zhao Gao said respectfully.

"After ordering him to break Handan, send the sea fish back in a hurry." Qin Shihuang said lightly.

Wow, I am simply the beauty of the world. Qin Shihuang gave me such a face, and I couldn't help but chant a poem: "When a concubine rides on the red dust and laughs, no one knows that it is a sea fish."

"Unexpectedly, my concubine has poetic talent." Qin Shihuang praised me.

"I'm super powerful!" In front of Qin Shihuang, I boasted without hesitation.

Qin Shihuang laughed.

Hearing that he would bring sea fish over, I didn't think the river fish was too tasty. Although Wei Dao was still relatively light, I still ate it slowly.

A servant came in from the door and whispered something in Zhao Gao's ear. Zhao Gao bowed to Qin Shihuang and reported softly, "Your Majesty, help Su to see me."

Qin Shihuang frowned invisibly: "Let him in."

A slender young man walked in, and he respectfully bowed: "Father."

Qin Shihuang didn't answer, he was concentrating on sandwiching the barbecue into the two-finger-wide cake.

The meat is decent lamb. It is fed corn from weaning, and slaughtered when it is half a year old. The meat is fat, tender and burnt. It is a dish I like to eat very much.

The grilled meat coated with spices is sandwiched into a cake that is two fingers wide and one finger long. The cake is less than one finger thin. Layers of noodles are coated with animal oil, which is salty and delicious. The combination of the two stimulates each other to be more delicious. taste.

Qin Shihuang stuffed the meat into the cake and put it on the plate in front of him. Only then did he seem to think of his son still kneeling below: "What's the matter?"

"Father, I inspected the left market yesterday and saw a man weeping. I couldn't help but ask him why. I found out that he is about to serve in the army. It's just that my wife is about to be entangled, so I don't want to leave alone."

After I heard Fusu say these words, I saw Qin Shihuang's face, and I was obviously very unhappy.

I don't know if Fusu saw it, I guess he probably saw it, but he still insisted on saying: "I have mercy on you, Qin Min suffers..."

"Back off." Qin Shihuang directly interrupted Fusu's words.

"Father..." Fusu continued to speak.

Qin Shihuang shouted angrily: "Not backing down!"

Even Qin Shihuang's son was speechless under Qin Shihuang's fury, so he could only bow deeply and resign.

I saw that Qin Shihuang was so angry with his son that he took a few deep breaths before recovering. He put his hand on his forehead and said, "Fu Su is so close to the Confucian son that he has become such an indecisive character."

"That's pretty good, kind." I just said a word, and saw Qin Shihuang hit the table with a fist, smashing the wooden table that was at least three centimeters thick.

...Sorry, I made a mistake.

"It's too much!" I immediately spoke from my heart, "The rule of law can still be opened! Today, this person is not going to serve because his wife gave birth to a child. Will there be someone who will not go to the military tomorrow because the child has a fever? It's too much!"

"But he is a mortal after all, how can anyone be able to compare with you, the king! You are the most powerful king in history!"

"My lord, you are the one who wants to rule the world, why are you arguing with children!"

"My lord, you are the best! Everywhere is fierce! Tonight we want balabala!"

I praised Qin Shihuang for a long time, and felt that he was happy when he was flattered... Sure enough, men are superficial animals.

The palace servants who had been pretending not to exist quietly cleaned up the messy ground, and quickly served the same table of food.

This royal father-son confrontation didn't make any waves in my heart, I was actually a little curious: "Your Majesty, I have a question."

"Huh?" Qin Shihuang continued to roll the lamb meat slowly.

"How old are you?" I thought Qin Shihuang was only 22, but when I saw Fusu's appearance, he was at least in his teens, and I suddenly had a bad feeling in my heart.

"This is the first time I have encountered this problem." Qin Shihuang smiled, "There are two in thirty."

I:? ? ?

"It's a lie!" I couldn't help covering my face and looking at Qin Shihuang.

He looks too young, his face is full of collagen, without a trace of wrinkles, and his eyes are young and sharp. I would believe that he is 22 years old, 32... This is absolutely impossible!

I'm kind of blown away!

This old man is a real liar!

Knowing that Qin Shihuang is a 32-year-old man, I have no idea about him anymore. I just want to get rid of this antique fake face as soon as possible, and then go back to modern times to eat my ice cream Hunan cuisine Sichuan cuisine Cantonese cuisine.

Knowing the age of Qin Shihuang, I cheered up all of a sudden, and arranged for myself a way to attack Qin Shihuang.

After all, the lifespan of ancient people was very short. Think about it, 32 years old is still in the prime of life in modern times, but in ancient times, he was already middle-aged and elderly. So I was very gentle and considerate to the old man Qin Shihuang, and advised him to eat well and rest.

I think Qin Shihuang was moved by me. Now he only wants to play with me when he comes to the harem. He talks to me about the stars, the moon and ideals every day. I think that he likes me, right?

I also worked hard for many days, and I feel that Qin Shihuang treats me better!

That night, Qin Shihuang had just finished taking a bath, and with his hair draped over, he was sitting casually on the couch, reading a freshly bound paper book in his hand.

I also just finished taking a shower, so I ran to Qin Shihuang's side, rubbed his arm and squeezed to his side, and the maid who followed behind hurriedly came over and wiped my wet hair for me.

I was very annoyed by my hair being rubbed, so I put my head in Qin Shihuang's arms, trying to use Qin Shihuang to block the maid's movements.

"Don't squeeze." Qin Shihuang put the book in his hand aside, stretched out his hand to press my shoulder, and fixed me. The maid quickly and gently wiped the water from my hair with a sackcloth.

Ever since I went to bed without brushing my hair and ended up with a headache the next day, every time I washed my hair, I would be stared at wiping my hair.Fortunately, my hair is much shorter than that of Qin Shihuang, and I can usually dry it quickly... I just don't get used to not having a hair dryer.

I stretched out my hand to touch Qin Shihuang's hair while I couldn't move.

His hair is smooth and stiff, just like him, he looks a little too handsome, but his character is undeniably strong.

"Ok?"

"What were you watching just now?" I found a topic.

""The Law of Qin", the first finished product of the printing factory." Qin Shihuang let go of the hand on my shoulder, and picked up the "Law of Qin" from the side, "In a few days, this book will be sent to various places. Counties."

"Is that why you read it?" I looked at the contents of the book curiously, a large piece of strange text rushed into my brain, I almost fainted, and quickly looked away, "Look Wouldn't this bother you?"

"How could it be?" Qin Shihuang answered me, "If you are a monarch, you don't even know the laws enforced by the country, isn't it ridiculous?"

...won't you hire a consultant!

But I think Qin Shihuang, a workaholic, would not invite him, and he is a suspicious person, and he might doubt whether what the consultant said is true.

It is also very tiring to think about people like Qin Shihuang.

I looked at Qin Shihuang sympathetically, and then this worry-loving person misunderstood me again, thinking that my hair was rubbed so badly, he stretched out his hand to stroke my hair, and said to the maid, "Go down."

The maid bent down respectfully, and quietly backed away.

"Hey? Is it ready?" I stroked my hair, which felt a little wet.

"Don't sleep yet, Gu will teach you how to read." Qin Shihuang dragged me into his arms, put his chin on my head, and pointed to the first character on the book cover, "This is the character Qin."

What I want to do now is to quickly popularize simplified Chinese characters to Qin Shihuang, so that he can quickly promote simplified characters.

In order not to study, I could only talk about him left and right, and suddenly thought of my purpose of coming here: "Do you like me?"

Qin Shihuang stretched out his hand to lift my chin, and kissed me on the cheek: "I love you alone."

Praise!

Thank you for liking me!

This way I can end my time travel!

As soon as Qin Shihuang left that night, I happily hanged myself.

Goodbye to you!It is impossible for me to learn ancient characters!Your writing is 2000 years behind the simplified Chinese characters!

Back in the system space, I excitedly asked the system: "How is it, system, have I completed the task?"

"Kiss, what are you thinking? Why do you think you have completed the task?" The system looked down on me.

"Qin Shihuang and I applauded for love for so long, and only applauded with me, and let me do whatever I want every night," I asked the system in shock, "is this not love?"

"Calm down, even if it's sex with you, he doesn't necessarily love you, otherwise there are so many women in his harem, wouldn't every one of them have to love." The system satirized me earnestly, "Don't even think about it, sleep A woman can promote the development of science and technology, no matter how you look at it, it is a steady profit!"

It makes sense!

It's all because Qin Chao's food is so unpalatable, it makes me confused!

"Okay." Although I was very unhappy, I still accepted the fact, "Then I will continue to draw cards."

When I came back, I forgot my [Fire Extinguisher] and the previous [Ragged Little Swallow Recognizes Father Set] in Qin Dynasty, so I urgently need to replenish my cards.

The card I drew this time is a weapon card called [Junior High School Chemistry].

...Apart from the content in the book, I don't know what else this card can do as an attack.

But now I have no other choice. Although I have a situation card and a location card, but the equipment cards and weapon cards are only [junior high school chemistry], [bright yellow bikini] and [a pair of white silk].

I filled [Bright Yellow Bikini] and [Junior High School Chemistry] into the equipment column, and by the way, took off the card whose name had been changed to [Nobody's Ruined Temple], and replaced it with [Bedroom].

In this way, I rushed directly into the door, thinking to continue to attack Qin Shihuang quickly.

This time I will never believe what he said again!

Man's mouth, liar ghost!