[Comprehensive] Arabian Nights

On the first day I came to Qin Shihuang's palace, I didn't see Qin Shihuang.

On the second day when I came to Qin Shihuang's palace, I didn't see Qin Shihuang.

On the third day when I came to Qin Shihuang's palace, I didn't see Qin Shihuang.

……

It has been a month since I came to Qin Shihuang's palace. I have changed from a high-profile newcomer concubine to an old salty fish whose father does not love her mother.

Going deeper into the reason, when I chatted with the concubines from Yan State, some concubines who were particularly sociable and had successfully mixed into the social circle of Queen Qin Shihuang’s palace told us that Qin Shihuang seldom favored women outside of Qin State recently, because Not long ago, he was assassinated by the concubine Zhao Guo.

I!of!sky!nah!

sky!drop!startling!consumption!

I was shocked when I heard the news. I really wish I could pull out those women who assassinated Qin Shihuang and beat them up. It's because of their stupidity that Qin Shihuang and I can't get close!

This is the first man to be called the emperor since ancient times!Who has the heart to hurt such a man who created our Chinese civilization, unified weights and measures, and unified language and laws!

It should be struck by lightning!

Qi to Qi, I also started to use my routine of reading Gongdou novels for many years, and planned to intercept him on the road that Qin Shihuang often walked, first successfully seduce his body, and then seduce his heart.

Even so, I’m actually not in a hurry, because at least there’s food and drink here, although it’s not delicious or delicious, but if I mess up this time travel, I don’t know if the next time travel will be so good The bag is full of food...

It's been another month since the scars healed and I forgot the pain. I have already forgotten the fear of hunger, and I started to pick and choose Qin Chao's tasteless food.

I want to die!

I want to draw a card!

What if the braised pork is drawn out!

When I was eating boiled vegetables one day, I made up my mind that I was going to have a conversation with Qin Shihuang, so I changed into the most beautiful clothes in my dowry box and went straight to block the way.

Although the purpose is to hang up, I still made sufficient preparations. I was thinking about whether I should take the indifferent heroine to Qin Shihuang'ah, man', or drop my handkerchief in front of Qin Shihuang in a scheming way, and I will be here from then on. He left a beautiful image in his heart, or the talent flowed in front of him and sang the song "The world is so ridiculous and infatuated is too boring".

After thinking about it, although these routines are very old, if I don't use these routines to hook up with a strange man, even a man who doesn't even use WeChat, I have no good way.

…If I had known earlier, I would have equipped that pair of white silks, so I might be able to sell meat for a position.

It's useless to regret now. When I was still thinking hard, Qi Ji, who was dedicated to Qin Shihuang by Qi State just like us, couldn't help it. My feet hurt so much, I'm going to fall down" repertoire.

I, an autistic patient, didn't know about this matter, but it was reported to me because Qin Shihuang directly convicted Qi Ji of colliding with the royal driver, called us princesses from other countries, and directly arrested Qi Ji. The princess of the country hit twenty sticks.

Although I am autistic in Qin Shihuang's harem, I have also met Qi Ji. She is a very special beauty, full of charm like a blooming rose. I brought her a lot of property, and I hope she can always be with the king and say a few good words for the state of Qi.

Among the vast majority of our group of foreign tributes who have never seen Qin Shihuang, she can be regarded as the one with the highest status.

With such a noble status, Qi Ji was like an insignificant insect in Qin Shihuang's harem. She was humiliated in this way in public just because she made Qin Shihuang unhappy.

...This is too barbaric.

I know that this was the case in ancient times, and there will be punishments in modern times, but the reason for this punishment is too idealistic!It's just because I'm unhappy that I beat someone like this... Qin Shihuang is already a bad man in my heart!

This incident made me give up the idea of ​​directly seducing Qin Shihuang. Although I didn't hurt until I died, I might be hurt if I was beaten.

But the food here was too unpalatable, and I endured the tasteless wild vegetables for a few days, and finally had a dream one night, dreaming that I was reading a time-traveling infrastructure article.

When I woke up from the dream, I suddenly realized that although I couldn't attack Qin Shihuang's heart with a straight ball, I could approach his people first!

After getting some equipment with my dowry money, I decided to make paper by hand.Thanks to some infrastructure articles that gave me a good science on the method of papermaking, after a few attempts, I successfully made a white paper that is barely eye-catching.

With this thing, I also blocked the way with confidence this time.

Even in the palace, Qin Shihuang was still riding in a chariot. He was the only one in the car, so I saw him from a long distance.

Qin Shihuang was completely different from the relaxed appearance of the previous few times. He was well dressed, sitting upright, wearing a long gown with black background and vermilion pattern, and wearing a pearl and jade crown.When I stopped on the road and appeared, he was resting his head with one hand and eyes closed.

"Who is it!" Qin Shihuang's guards shouted and drew their swords one after another.

"I am the princess of the Yan Kingdom, and I have a treasure to present to the King." I remained steadfast, and to me who had died many times, this was just a trivial matter.

"Without being summoned, the concubine is forbidden to approach Yujia." The guard said indifferently without any accommodation, "Back off."

"But I haven't shown my things to the king yet." I said persistently, "Let's take a look, and you won't lose money."

"No." The guard refused coldly, pointing the sword straight at me.

I couldn't help but glanced at Qin Shihuang on the frame through the human wall. At some point, he had opened his eyes and was looking at me with sharp eyes.

"Yanji?" Qin Shihuang's stern mouth twitched slightly, showing a smiley expression, "Let her come forward."

"promise."

I finally walked over, and this time I finally approached the first emperor in Chinese history without any armed conflict. His eyes also fell on me, with a smile on his face that I couldn't understand: " Yan Ji, what do you want to dedicate to Gu?"

After all, I have studied history, and recently I heard from my concubine that Qin Shihuang was a super workaholic, and he had to look at more than 100 catties of bamboo slips every day for office work. I also admire this ancient man in my heart: "I heard everyone say that you are very hardworking der, I read the bamboo slips very late every day, so in order to relieve the burden on the king, I thought hard and made this thing."

As I spoke, I lifted up the stack of papers I had been holding in my hand.

Qin Shihuang didn't move, the driver who was driving for him took the stack of papers from me, checked each sheet carefully, and respectfully carried it in front of Qin Shihuang.

Qin Shihuang picked up a piece of paper, played with it for a while, and asked, "Zhao Gao, what do you think of this thing?"

"I think this thing is as light as cloth and white as snow, and it may be used for writing." The coachman replied respectfully.

It turns out that this is the Zhao Gao who pretends to be a horse?

I hadn't paid much attention to the coachman who drove Qin Shihuang just now, but when I heard that he was Zhao Gao, I was in awe. Sure enough, no matter what age, the driver of the leader is a ruthless character.

"What is the raw material of this thing?" Qin Shihuang asked again.

Zhao Gao's head drooped deeply, and his voice was extremely ashamed and fearful: "I have contemptuous knowledge, so I dare not speak falsely."

"Qing is too modest." Qin Shihuang waved his hand and looked at me again, "What does Yan Ji think?"

"It's just some common flax and rags." I replied honestly, "The method is also very simple and can be promoted."

Qin Shihuang laughed and praised: "Great kindness should be rewarded."

Oh, brother, aren't you a very straightforward person!

It was the first time I saw that Qin Shihuang's expression was not cold, domineering or mocking, and his eyes were a little gentle: "Yan Ji, what reward do you want?"

"I want to applaud for love with the king!" I made my request without blinking my eyes.

shy?what is that?

I have decided, I want to be Da!Has!

Conquer this man's body, then take his heart away, and finally dump him, pat his ass, and return to the modern age, just like Haagen-Dazs, the ancient food is too ugly to eat at all!

"Applause for love...?" Qin Shihuang pondered, "What is this?"

"Just to have sex with you." I continued.

As a result, Qin Shihuang still didn't understand at all.

"Then you come here and I'll tell you." I feel a little embarrassed to say it bluntly, "Let's talk quietly."

Qin Shihuang didn't agree, but said with a smile: "It's okay, there is nothing you can't say to others."

"Oh." I pondered for a while, "I just want to have that thing between a man and a woman with you."

I saw a blush on Qin Shihuang's face, and I could even dub him a 'vulgar words', but in less than a second, he looked calm again.

Qin Shihuang nodded: "Yes."

Then he didn't speak again, just closed his eyes again.

Zhao Gao raised his whip, and the car started to move again.

The long line passed in front of me, and after everyone left, I was so happy, LUCKY!Qin Shihuang is really handsome, not to mention his good looks, his temperament is really 100 million times more domineering than the domineering president,

When I thought that I could do whatever I wanted with Qin Shihuang tonight, I instantly felt elated.

No matter how you say it, Qin Shihuang and I applaud for love. He may have made money, but I will never lose money!