Your Majesty be my lord [Transmigration Book]

Now there are two options before you,

[-]. Run out of sight of the big fox as soon as possible. In this case, even if he wants to get angry, there is nothing he can do. Come back to coax him when his anger subsides; Can't remember what I just saw.

Q: Which of the above two methods is more suitable for life preservation?

Jing Shuo neither moved nor spoke, just looked at his beloved concubine leisurely.

He wanted to see what "surprise" his concubine could bring him.

Xiang Yiyue and the two children looked over when they heard Duan Yunshen throw away the plate of fried beans with salt.So Xiang Yiyue and the others also witnessed the whole process of Duan Yunshen rescuing his stomach.

At this time, the room was extremely quiet, and everyone just looked at me and him.

After a while of silence, Shi Qi couldn't hold his breath anymore, and his intuition told him that such a dangerous place is not suitable for staying for a long time.So he sneakily tugged at the corner of Xiang Yiyue's clothes.

Xiang Yiyue:?

Seventeen mouthed - Mr. Xiang, let's go.

Xiang Yiyue: ...

Although, it makes sense!It's better than harming the fish in the pond later!

Xiang Yiyue turned around with Shi Qi and walked out of the house. Duan Yunshen heard the commotion and kept his expression on the surface. In fact, his soul wished to stretch out a small hook to catch them-ball ball! !Come with me! !Don't leave me alone in this miserable world

There is also a similar idea is Ah Si.

Just now, Xiang Yiyue was teaching two children how to ride a horse. Ah Si was still sitting on the horse, and no one picked him up. At this moment, Xiang Yiyue and Shi Qi ran away helplessly...

Ah Si lowered her head, silently adding a black account to Shi Qi in her heart.

Sooner or later, I will ask this bad guy to get it back. This person must have deliberately not reminded Mr. Xiang to pick me up!

Ah Si is now riding a tiger, and feels that he has already half-stepped into the Hall of Yama.

Just when Ah Si was trying to minimize his sense of existence, Jing Shuo suddenly heard Jing Shuo say, "Do you still want me to send you out?"

Ah Si:?

Say me?

Ah Si bravely raised his head to look over, and found that Jing Shuo was looking at him, with a blank expression on his face, and his eyes seemed calm, but there was a sense of storm coming.

And it was obvious that he was talking to himself.

Ah Si was stunned and dared not say that he couldn't get off the horse by himself-they used to have insufficient food and clothing, grew slowly, were not tall, and couldn't even step on the stirrups.

So, in extreme fear, an ordinary little boy learned how to control the horse with the rein without a teacher, and rode the horse out of the yard in a daze.

Duan Yunshen watched Ah Si go out on horseback. After he went out, the little soldier who guarded the gate had such sharp eyesight that he actually closed the gate.

Duan Yunshen: ...

Thank you for blocking my escape route...

Duan Yunshen looked at Jing Shuo, and was horrified to find that the fox from home was standing at the door, but at this moment he was actually walking in his direction!

Are you a cat?No sound when walking! !

Duan Yunshen took several steps back, struggling to die: "My sweetheart, don't get excited, I think I can argue with what you saw just now... No, explain."

Jing Shuo was tolerant and magnanimous, nodded and said, "Tell me about Yun Shen."

Duan Yun was silent for a while, and then said heavily: "...Have you heard of gravity, to be honest, I just felt the call of gravity, that's why..."

Jing Shuo: "What is Dixin? Who is that?"

Duan Yunshen:?

who is it? ?

No, are we going to develop in the direction of jealousy?

Or are you going to add another crime to me! ?

These four characters are not double surnames, so why do you think they are personal names!You just want to eat dumplings and feel that you are short of vinegar, right? !

Duan Yunshen was quick to think: "It's you!"

Duan Yunshen went on to edit: "Gravity from the emperor's heart! I just felt your call, so I came to see you in a hurry——Big fox, did you miss me just now? I felt it."

I'm such a clever little cutie!

Jing Shuo: ...

Who said that she was pregnant for three years and her concubine has clearly become smarter recently.

Although this lie was very heartless, it was more than pleasant enough.

Duan Yunshen continued his efforts, "It's all your fault that you missed me all of a sudden. I was so anxious that I almost dropped the little fox."

Putting all the blame on the fox or something, my conscience doesn't hurt at all! !

Jing Shuo: "So it's still my fault?"

Duan Yunshen tentatively said: "...Then how about we share it equally and count it as our joint fault?"

Jing Shuo:?

Duan Yunshen gave Jing Shuo a "Let's do it this way, it's good!" look.

Jing Shuo: ...

Jing Shuo was a little angry at first, but Duan Yunshen's ramblings made him not know where to start to get angry. At this moment, he just felt helpless and wanted to laugh, and even wanted to connive.

Jing Shuo: "In another month, it won't be so easy to talk about."

In another month, the little fox cub will be born. If someone behaves like this and refuses to admit his nonsense, he will definitely be punished.

Duan Yunshen smiled heartlessly at Jing Shuo, and he could hear the meaning of this sentence - forget about today's matter.

Salted fish, live in the present, and worry about things in the future, what if my big fox is still reluctant to embarrass himself in the future?It's still very possible!To be a salted fish, one must live with dreams!

Duan Yun moved closer happily, "My big fox is indeed the best in the world."

Jing Shuo gave a faint "hmm", not knowing what he was agreeing with.

Jing Shuo pulled someone out and rubbed Duan Yunshen's stomach, "Did you feel uncomfortable when you fell down?"

As soon as Duan Yunshen relaxed at this moment, he began to speak unrestrainedly: "Fortunately, it's not that precious, even if it's a little higher, I'll jump off..."

Jing Shuo: "What?"

Duan Yunshen: "..."

I'm not that quick-witted cutie anymore!

Duan Yunshen immediately admitted his mistake: "I was wrong."

Jing Shuo: "That's it?"

Duan Yunshen opened his mouth and said, "I shouldn't have jumped from a high place. If I don't have a long memory anymore, I will..."

Jing Shuo: ...

Jing Shuo leaned over and kissed Duan Yunshen's lips.

After kissing him, he still felt a little angry, so he bit Duan Yunshen's lip.

Duan Yunshen: "Whoa..."

Biting was a bit hard, ever since the big fox became domesticated, even biting people was just for fun, and almost never intentionally made Duan Yunshen hurt so much.

Today was an accident.

Jing Shuo took a bite and withdrew. He had no intention of comforting him at first, but after he left, he found that Duan Yunshen's lips were covered with blood.

Jing Shuo: ...

The bite just now was made out of anger in his chest, so naturally he couldn't tell the severity, and now he felt a little regretful when he saw the bleeding.

Who made this person look like he was about to swear and swear just now, Duan Yunshen is not a person with a long memory, Jing Shuo knows it all too well.Knowing that he doesn't have a long memory, how can those swear words make him talk nonsense?

Some people do not believe in gods, Buddhas or destiny, but they are afraid of their beloved concubine making a few oaths casually.

Duan Yunshen felt that the pain was a bit severe, and tentatively wiped it with his finger—well, there was red on his finger.

Duan Yunshen looked at the red color on his hand, and then at Jing Shuo.

Even if Jing Shuo felt three-point regret in his heart at this time, his face still had that indifferent look on his face, as if he did it on purpose, and he was not surprised or regretted at all, and responded to Duan Yunshen's gaze calmly at this time.

Duan Yunshen: ...

Dear fox, you... don't you love me anymore?Such a hard mouth, you! !I was wrong!Why are you so cruel? !

...there seems to be a bit too much drama.

Duan Yunshen: "It hurts..."

Jing Shuo seemed unmoved: "Yes."

Duan Yunshen emphasized: "It hurts..."

Jing Shuo: "It's only when you feel pain that you remember...well."

Duan Yunshen bumped into it.

I kill you! !

As for the small wound on the lip, the blood would coagulate in a short while, but at this moment, it bumped into it, rubbed and tore it, as if wishing to widen the wound.

The smell of blood was a bit like rust, and it didn't taste that good, but Duan Yunshen had no intention of retreating at all, as if what he tasted in his mouth was not his own blood.

Jing Shuo felt bewitched, his lips and tongue were wet, and the faint smell of blood seemed to stimulate some primitive instinct.

For a moment, he even felt that if he was a little more crazy, he might want to tear this person up and swallow him bit by bit.

But fortunately, Duan Yunshen belongs to him.

With this person, everything is enough.

What Duan Yunshen brings to Jing Shuo is a sense of stability, as long as this person is still by his side and is fine, then everything will be fine and anything will be fine.The hostility and resentment that was once rooted in my heart, because of Duan Yunshen's existence, has completely dissipated now, and I can't remember the feeling of hostility in the past.

That's why he felt that "if he was a little more crazy", he would tear him up and eat it.

Not now, he knew that Duan Yunshen belonged to him.

From body to heart to soul, Duan Yunshen convinced Jing Shuo that there is no need to be uneasy or suspicious.So now Jing Shuo is more about protecting and taking care of Duan Yunshen than taking possession by any means.

He had possessed him, the man willingly.

Duan Yunshen could feel that his stomach was getting in the way, so he even bumped into Jing Shuo.Coincidentally, at this time, the fetus actually moved a little bit - the big fox must have felt it very clearly this time.

When they parted, Duan Yunshen couldn't hold back and licked his wound just now - meow, it hurts even more!

Duan Yunshen took a look at Jing Shuo's lips—it was pretty, except that the color was a little darker due to friction, and there was not a single wound.

Didn't I go to bite him to death?

Where am I biting?

No!

I have to bite back!This fox is almost lawless!

Duan Yunshen sized up Jing Shuo, his neck, shoulders, cheeks and chin—finally decided, and leaned over to nibble on the person's earlobe.

At this moment, the closed courtyard door was pushed open, and Zhuo Ruoyang walked in.

Before this person came over, he cleaned his armor, washed his face, and changed his hair crown before coming here.

When he pushed open the courtyard door, he thought to himself that he should kneel down in the courtyard to ask for instructions, and wait for Jing Shuo to finish speaking before he could go in. If the voice is too low, it cannot be heard inside, and if the voice is too loud, it will appear rude.

Who knew that when he came in, he would see such an indecent scene—the man looked as if he was hanging on his majesty, with a big belly, he was still throwing himself into his arms, and he seemed to want to... ...Come to His Majesty's ear and whisper softly?

Duan Yunshen was holding Jing Shuo's earlobe in his mouth, like a cat holding a small dried fish in its mouth. From this angle, he just saw Zhuo Ruoyang who pushed the door open.

Duan Yunshen: ...

Zhuo Ruoyang: ...

The two looked at each other and were stunned together.

Zhuo Ruoyang is worthy of being a battle-tested man. He has seen all kinds of big scenes. After being stunned for a moment, he returned to his normal expression. Without changing his face, he took back the foot he stepped in, and closed the door again. .

As if the scene just now had never happened, he knocked on the door pretendingly, cleared his throat, and said respectfully, "Is Mr. Jin here?"

Duan Yunshen held his earlobe in his mouth: ...

This thickness of skin and psychological quality are beyond my reach!

It's fine to quit calmly, but to knock on the door again so calmly after quitting, I don't know what to say other than "admiration".

Jing Shuo: "Aifei?"

Duan Yunshen: "Shengmo (what)?"

Jing Shuo: "It's time to let go."

Duan Yunshen: ...

Oh.

Duan Yunshen loosened his earlobes, decided to learn from the expert just now, withdrew his face as usual, patted the non-existent dust on his clothes, and said to Jing Shuo with an appropriate expression, "It seems that someone knocked on the door? "

Jing Shuo saw it in his eyes, and he really wanted to make a fuss about this person.

But there were priorities, he only raised his hand to wipe Duan Yunshen's overly moist lips.

Duan Yunshen: ...

Duan Yunshen's "complexion is as usual" couldn't go on anymore, because he noticed that Jing Shuo's fingers might get wet from the touch just now, yes, it was saliva.

Then Duan Yunshen's face unconsciously flew a thin layer of red.

Jing Shuo noticed the change in Duan Yunshen's expression and raised his eyebrows slightly.

Duan Yunshen: "Hmm."

At this time, there were regular knocks on the door again. It sounded calm, and those who didn't know it thought that the person outside the door was extraordinarily self-restraining.

Jing Shuo: "Come in."

Only then did Zhuo Ruoyang open the door and come in, without any uncomfortable expression on his face, he looked calm and reliable, and saluted Jing Shuo and Duan Yunshen very naturally.

Duan Yunshen wiped the corner of his mouth again with a guilty conscience, as if he had stolen something delicious.

Why didn't Xiang Yiyue and the others lock the courtyard door when they went out?It's not reliable at all! ——I don't know who was still complaining that the person who closed the door blocked his escape route.

It was nothing serious for Zhuo Ruoyang to come to see Jing Shuo, after all, Jing Shuo was his master, and when the master came to his own territory, he should come to see him.

When this person was in front of He Jue and the others, he still had an arrogant look of sitting still, and his words were unrestrained, but he behaved a lot in front of Jing Shuo, and when he laughed, he could still see his cynical look. , but restrained a lot in words.

Zhuo Ruoyang gave a brief report on the current situation on the Lingnan border, roughly which fronts are divided into, who is in charge of each front, what is the situation of our army now, and what about the Nanyu Army—in short, it sounds like for the summary report.

Jing Shuo only listened, and didn't say anything more, until Zhuo Ruoyang mentioned the little national teacher opposite, he stopped and asked a few more questions.

Finally, after finishing speaking, Jing Shuo said calmly, "It's hard work."

Zhuo Ruoyang: ...

He was a little startled by this sentence, and it was because of his self-control that he was proud of that he didn't show surprise on the spot.

Although Jing Shuo has always treated people differently based on closeness and estrangement, he would not put many words into words.

When he was still a tyrant, although he would not treat those loyal to him badly, he would never express his concerns directly—in all fairness, he had little concern for others at that time.

Zhuo Ruoyang was a little at a loss when he said "hard work" today. This person looked like a fool, but he was a loyal dog in his heart.

I am happy that my master cares about this end, but on the other hand, I am not too happy. An Xin, my master is crazy, I have always been very clear about this.That being the case, his concern is likely to be more than just concern.

Zhuo Ruoyang: "Your Majesty, do you think there is something wrong with your subordinates?"

Jing Shuo glanced at him when he heard the words: "Do you think so?"

Zhuo Ruoyang: ...

Because of this "hard work", Zhuo Ruoyang didn't sleep well that night, and kept wondering if there was any deep meaning behind this sentence.

After thinking about it in the middle of the night, some soldiers came in to report, saying that "the general invited him to come over."

The general here refers to "Raven". Generally speaking, in this case, it is He Jue who finds someone and borrows the name of the general.

Zhuo Ruoyang pondered while dressing, could it be that He Jue was also cared for by His Majesty?What is the deep meaning behind the discussion with me?

Then I have to calm down.

When Zhuo Ruoyang entered the door, he saw He Jue waiting for him at the so-called "General". He was dressed casually, as if he had just woken up, and he was wearing the cape of "General".

He Jue's health was not good, and since he arrived in Lingnan, he had been exhausted and didn't have a good rest. At this time, he woke up in the middle of his sleep, and his face was pale.

Zhuo Ruoyang raised his eyebrows, and said in a teasing manner, "You don't have a good complexion, doesn't the 'General' know how to be restrained in bed?"

While talking, he found a chair and threw himself into it, still looking like he was sitting or not.

He Jue ignored Zhuo Ruoyang's words, and when he spoke, his expression was a bit heavy, "Nanyu people made a surprise attack tonight, do you know?"

Zhuo Ruoyang looked foolish and said with a smile, "Really? I didn't hear any noise either."

He Jue: "It's not Yucheng that attacked, but General Wang's side."

General Wang was referring to Wang Ruizhong, who belonged to Jing Yi.

Zhuo Ruoyang yawned: "That's good, I didn't like him a long time ago, is the grandson dead? —— No, such a small matter is worth waking me up at night? What else is there? , get straight to the point."

He Jue: "When Wang Ruizhong sent someone to report the news, he said that the Nanyu people's surprise attack failed. They captured many people alive, and two of them were special. One was my good brother, your great general, He Qin. One is our new opponent, Xiao Guoshi."

Zhuo Ruoyang: ...

Zhuo Ruoyang's foolish look couldn't be maintained anymore.

He Qin has been missing for several months and has never been seen before. He is neither alive nor dead.

Some time ago, He Jue rekindled the loyalty in his bones for a while, and replaced the peach stiffness with raven plums. At that time, it took a lot of effort to let raven sit firmly in the position of the general.

It turned out that the real thing was caught at this time, not only was it caught, but He Qin and the people from Nanyu came to attack at night together.

There was also another little national teacher who was arrested. Although they fought less often, they knew how much each other had.

He is a small national teacher, what status, why did he follow in the night attack, and he was actually arrested?

This matter is absolutely fraudulent.

Needless to say, He Qin was able to cause chaos just by being arrested—two identical generals appeared at this time, who is real and who is fake?

The little national teacher took the risk to come here at this time, and he probably had other plans.

Zhuo Ruoyang looked awe-inspiring, without the relaxed look of yawning just now, he frowned and said, "What did Wang Ruizhong say?"

Wang Ruizhong is a member of Jing Yi, and he is at odds with them.

The Lingnan Army is divided into two factions.

Zhuo Ruoyang, He Jue and Raven are all Jing Shuo's people.

Most of the people under them are He Jue's father, that is, the old general He Jue's old department. Many of these old departments have connections with He Jue and know that He Jue is more talented than He Qin—but the support of these people is just to see For the sake of Old General He, Wang Ruizhong, who was helping to fight, neither knew that the tyrant Jing Shuo was still alive, nor did they intend to oppose Jing Yi.

Wang Ruizhong is from Jing Yi, and his supporters are all He Qin's cronies. Although He Qin is not as talented as He Jue, after all the years of marching and fighting, there are still a few brothers who died.These people were all dissatisfied with the fact that He Jue took Raven to steal the sky and change the sky.

It was just that the timing was special, the raven appeared again with the heads of the enemy generals in front of the enemy, which boosted morale. They didn't pierce the raven at that time, and lost the opportunity. Later, they were restrained by many parties, so they put the matter on hold.

He Jue: "Wang Ruizhong hasn't said anything yet, saying that he will send these two people over, and everyone is discussing it."

Zhuo Ruoyang raised his eyebrows: "Yo, you caught He Qin being so talkative and sent him here? Ah, that's right, He Qin and Nan Yu attacked us at night, and these close friends and brothers didn't have the face to say anything about it."

He Jue: "...it makes sense to think about it this way, but I always feel that everything is wrong about this matter. When I think about it carefully, I can't figure it out-what did the little national teacher send himself to our camp? Night raid He is not needed for this kind of thing, he must have sent himself in on purpose."

Zhuo Ruoyang stretched his waist: "What are you thinking about so much? The soldiers came to cover the water and soil, and the little national teacher himself came to the door. We can't send people back to Nanyu because of cowardice, right?"

Zhuo Ruoyang stretched out his long legs and put them on the table, with a relaxed expression on his face, "Young Master He, did no one tell you? If you worry so much, your life will be short!"

Raven had been sitting quietly on the side, without expressing any opinions, as if it was a decoration in the room, but when he heard the word "short life", he turned his head and glanced at Zhuo Ruoyang, his eyes were not friendly.

Zhuo Ruoyang met Raven's eyes with a smile and teased, "General, you have to take care of your own people, don't wait for everyone to worry about it."

He Jue answered at this time: "Who says I belong to him?"

Zhuo Ruoyang: "Isn't it?"

He Jue was not in the mood to fight such a boring verbal lawsuit with Zhuo Ruoyang at this time, but he thought so, but Raven had an elm head on his head.

As I said a long time ago, this person is willing to die for He Jue, but he is unwilling to sleep with him.

He Jue called Raven: "General Zhuo is curious, my mouth is not credible, why don't you tell General Zhuo."

Zhuo Ruoyang smiled and said, "Young Master He is really understanding."

Originally, He Jue thought that Raven would definitely disassociate himself from the relationship, and then he made a set of remarks about "respecting master and servant", but Raven just said with a dull face, "General Zhuo is too curious."

Zhuo Ruoyang teased as if there was something in his words: "The general's words are so clear that I can't understand them any more. I understand, so I don't want to ask."

He Jue was too lazy to answer, he had a headache.

The body is weak, and he was woken up again in the middle of the night. At this time, he was racking his brains to guess what the little national teacher on the opposite side wanted to do——Thinking too much made his head hurt.

His current body is only suitable for being a rich and idle person in Beijing.

——It was He Qin, it was the jealous elder brother who pushed his young self into the frozen lake in winter, trying to freeze himself to death, if it wasn't for that...

Zhuo Ruoyang noticed something was wrong, and after a while, he couldn't help meddling in his own business, "I'm a few years older than you, so I might as well be your older brother. The older brother will show you the way, and wait for He Qin to send you off." When you come, find a chance to spend time with him alone. This 'general' and I will help you guard the gate. When he is tied up, you can go straight in with red knives in and white knives out. Don't even say a word of nonsense. After it's over, you can Go back to your capital, if you don't want to go back to the capital, you can just wander around with His Majesty."

He Jue glanced at Zhuo Ruoyang, "Are you sure you want to be my brother? What I think about the most in my life is how to "brother restraint"."

I've heard of restraining fathers and mothers against wives and sons, but this is the first time Brother Ke has heard of it.

Zhuo Ruoyang shook his head, as if he felt that He Jue was hopeless, he stood up and went out, "You are stupid!"

Raven came to He Jue's side at this time, "Do you want someone to boil the medicine?"

The medicines are prescribed by military doctors, and they treat the symptoms but not the root cause.He Jue's fundamental problem is that his foundation is too weak and he has to rely on support. What's the matter with hanging on medicine all day long?The medicine is three-point poisonous, and sooner or later something will happen.

He Jue shook his head, raised his hand to touch the center of his brow, and asked, "Why didn't you deny it just now?"

Raven was silent.

He knew that He Jue was asking Zhuo Ruoyang when he asked if He Jue belonged to him, why didn't Raven deny it.

He Jue: "Speak, pretend to be dumb."

Raven: "I really just think that General Zhuo is too curious."

He Jue didn't know if he was being affectionate, he always felt that he had tasted something else from this sentence, "Do you think he is too curious about me?"

Raven: "Subordinates dare not."

He Jue felt his headache worse when he heard the word "subordinate", and said impatiently, "Didn't you not be allowed to call yourself 'subordinate' a long time ago?"

The sweetness that He Jue had vaguely tasted was completely ruined by these two words, and he didn't want to talk to this person anymore, so he stood up and prepared to go back to lie down.

Sleeping or not is another matter, but lying down is more comfortable.

Just two steps away, the raven rushed over and picked him up, and brought him back to the bedroom.

Zhuo Ruoyang wentssip about the two of them there for a long time, and it's not groundless.The two of them did share the same room, but He Jue slept on the bed and Raven slept on the floor—I don't know what to hide about this.

Raven carried the man back to the room, undressed him again, and finally stuffed him into the quilt, tucking in the corners of the quilt.

He Jue: "You really don't want to sleep with me? It's not that you sleep with me."

Raven: "Not right."

He Jue laughed, and closed his eyes, too lazy to say any more.

Jing Shuo didn't sleep very peacefully tonight, mainly because Duan Yunshen didn't sleep very peacefully.

He had nightmares, and every time he fell asleep, he would hear "hissing" and crawling sounds.

And after falling asleep, his consciousness was very heavy, as if a heavy iron block was tied to it, leading him to sink.

He is very familiar with this process, he felt like this for a period of time after the attack of Gu poison last time, and with the experience of that period of time, he should be able to deal with such things with ease.

But... the "hissing" sound in his ears seemed to interfere with him, as if there were many, many snakes crawling around beside his pillow.

Duan Yun was heartbroken. Originally, snakes, insects, rats, ants, cockroaches, and centipedes were not within his range of fear, but the feeling of being so close and numerous still gave people goosebumps.

After waking up for the third time, Duan Yunshen panicked, got out of the quilt, lit the oil lamp and took off his clothes, insisting that Jing Shuo help him see if the little snake on his body started running around again.

Jing Shuo carefully checked it for him, no.

Not to mention the little snake, the tattoo on the back didn't show up at all, Duan Yunshen's body temperature is normal now, and he hasn't taken a bath, the tattoo will only show up when he is heated.

When Duan Yunshen got into bed again, he still felt uneasy, and it didn't seem like a coincidence that he woke up three times in a row.

And, that sense of being dragged along is all too familiar.

Duan Yunshen cautiously reminded Jing Shuo that he might have a Gu poison attack recently.

Jing Shuo let out a "huh", at first he heard it as if he didn't take this matter to heart - he could see that Duan Yunshen was uneasy about this matter, if he put on a posture of being ready again, I'm afraid Duan Yunshen would be even more worried. disturbed.

Duan Yunshen lay down for a while, and suddenly started to think about it, and then asked: "...will you remove people's hands and feet?"

Jing Shuo: "What?"

Duan Yunshen thought about what he had seen in novels and TV dramas, "Probably dislocating hands and feet? Anyway, it's the loss of mobility, and it will be fine when you put it back on."

Jing Shuo: "Yes."

Duan Yun breathed a sigh of relief, "That's easy to say, if I'm really like what that person said, if the Gu poison is released, my relatives will deny you and want to tear you apart, so you can take off my hands and feet, and when I'm done going crazy, you can do it again." Put it back on for me... Aww—why did you hit me?"

Jing Shuo's voice was faint, but he could still hear a bit of anger in it: "What do you think I beat you for?"

Duan Yunshen: "I'm serious—oh!"

Duan Yunshen grabbed the fox's paw under the quilt, "Don't spank my ass all the time, can I spank this place at my age? Can't you save this trick to teach the bastard?... Meow!"

Just as Duan Yunshen finished speaking, he was kicked by the boy.

Duan Yunshen grabbed Jing Shuo's hand, "I'm really serious. If we swap, I have your ability. If you have been hit by this Gu, I will definitely not let you tear me apart...well, I I'll find you a cage and lock it up, and I'll let you out when you're back to normal."

People are always extraordinarily rational when imagining out of thin air. When I encounter any situation, I will definitely do something.

What's more, what Duan Yunshen is thinking now is to speak harshly, lest Jin Jingshuo won't do anything to him in time.

Jing Shuo was a little angry when he heard it, but he didn't want to argue with others at night, so he was silent for a while, coaxing people with a serious tone, "I'll find a cage for Yunshen tomorrow, is Jinsi doing well?"

Duan Yunshen:?

You really still want to put me in a golden cage! !

... No, the emphasis is a little bit wrong. He seems to be following my words, which means that he agrees with my point of view.

But why does it feel so wrong?

Duan Yunshen: "...It's not that it's not good, can we use other materials?"

Jing Shuo touched his hair along the way: "What material does Yun Shen want?"

Duan Yunshen: "It's fine if it's not gold thread."

Jing Shuo: "Yunshen is sure it's not gold wire?"

Duan Yunshen: ...

I was very sure at first, but if you ask this way, I feel that there is a pit behind.

Duan Yunshen used his limited intelligence to sweep the mines, but he couldn't get them out.

What else can I say?Can a cage turn out flowers?

Jing Shuo: "What about Yun Shen?"

Yun Shen: "Probably, maybe, maybe, it's fine if it's not gold threaded, right..."

Jing Shuo: "Can it be made of cloth?"

Yun Shen:?

Can cloth make a cage? ! !

Do you want to say fabric cat litter?

... No, there are no fabric cat litters in this era. Do you use old clothes as cat litters?

Duan Yunshen was originally stuck in Jing Shuo's arms, but at this time Duan Yunshen felt that Jing Shuo pushed him away by two points.

Duan Yunshen:? ?

I just broke the chat?

Don't let me sleep in your arms? ?

My fox fur figure self-propelled cat litter is gone? ? ?

...wait, what is a cat litter?

Immediately after, Duan Yunshen felt that after Jing Shuo pushed him away, he seemed to unbutton his middle coat under the quilt.

Duan Yunshen:?

After Jing Shuo unbuttoned his jacket, he pulled Duan Yunshen back, letting Duan Yunshen stick to his chest, and then covered Duan Yunshen's shoulders with the half-untied shirt front, and hugged him again.

Duan Yunshen kept a dazed face in Jing Shuo's arms:?

Duan Yunshen suddenly realized:!

Cloth, is this the cage made of cloth? !

This is obviously a cage made of you! !

Your logic is very problematic!

For example, I am a tiger... Yes, I am finally not a kitten anymore, I am a big tiger that goes crazy and wants to eat meat at any time, I think I am very dangerous, I suggest you lock me up in a cage, the result You made me a cage out of meat?

Is this the favor of a paranoid tyrant?

Big fox, I suspect that you have been with me for a long time, and your IQ has been lowered by me.

I'm sorry for you.

hum.

Duan Yunshen raised his head and kissed Jing Shuo's chin

Don't be afraid, I will try my best to become smarter, and the two of us can't be wiped out in terms of IQ!