Your Majesty be my lord [Transmigration Book]
Chapter 40 1 Bathing Together
Duan Yunshen:? ? ? !
Come in, come in...? ? ?
I'm not a boss, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately. Do you know where the word you most often appears in my world?
I tell you Hong Kong, which most often appears in pop-up ads!And it's still twinkling and colorful with pictures of naked beauties that are not suitable for children!
and many more.
Duan Yunshen was first shocked by Jing Shuo's words for three seconds.
After the shock, he suddenly felt as if a whole new world had opened to him
Although the tyrant can't do it, I can!
...Eh, there seems to be some strange possibility by accident.
If the usual Duan Yunshen faced this kind of request from the tyrant, he would have already been thinking about how to run away—whether he runs or not, he would start planning how to run anyway.
Even if you clearly know that Jing Shuo's "come in" means getting into the bathtub, you still have to plan to run, don't ask, asking is cowardly.
But Duan Yunshen at this time is no longer the Duan Yunshen of the past. Thanks to the bottomless connivance of the tyrant and the misleading words just now, Duan Yunshen seemed to have an epiphany just now.
He felt that his thinking had undergone a radical change. He threw down the landlord class and became the master. Today's Duan Yunshen might not be Duan Yunshen, but Niu Yulu. Yunshen!
Jing Shuo naturally didn't know that his concubine's mind had gone from a feudal society to a socialist society in such a short period of time, and his mind was full of thoughts about how to throw down the landlord class and turn over and sing. He used to think that the tyrant is so good-looking, so he wouldn't be a demon concubine It's a pity, now he suddenly discovered that he can be a demon concubine!
Everyone can keep a low profile. On the surface, you are a demon concubine, but in fact...well, that's it.
Jing Shuo: "Don't you want to?"
Duan Yunshen: "Willing, willing, willing!!"
After saying this sentence, Duan Yunshen's face was more than half red.
what am i doingAre you preparing to sound the horn of counterattack? !
What a gutsy dog I am!
Duan Yunshen coughed twice, feeling that this development can still be discussed.
Although the tyrant is very beautiful, although the tyrant is disabled and looks easy to fall down, although I will kiss sooner or later, although the two of us have worshiped heaven and earth, although we sleep together every night, although...
Even though it's a hair!
Doesn't this mean that the bridal chamber will give birth to a precious child early?
Come in, come in, the tyrant's legs are not convenient for me!I can't, I can still run!
In Duan Yunshen's mind, there was a villain who slapped his thigh - wash, wash together!Isn't it just a bath, what am I afraid of? !
Duan Yunshen began to untie his belt.
Halfway through the solution, he suddenly noticed something, looked up, and found that the tyrant was looking at him.
Duan Yunshen: ...
After Duan Yunshen turned around, he continued to undo his belt.
Unraveling layer by layer, taking off layer by layer, Duan Yunshen was still a little awkward when he took off the last layer, thinking that ever since he learned how to bathe and dress, my dad has never seen me undress like this.
...Of course, the main problem is neither his father nor himself, neither he nor his father are interested in this.
The main problem is that he didn't have a partner in his previous life.
Duan Yunshen's mind twitched for a moment, then he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, thinking, get off!Isn't it the object, the one soaking in the bathtub is my object!
Duan Yunshen adjusted his facial expression, took off his clothes, and went into the bathtub with a wooden face facing Jing Shuo's gaze.
——It doesn’t matter if you don’t have a dull face, as soon as your muscles and nerves relax, you will probably cover your face with your paws out of shame.
Because there was one more person in the tub, the hot water that was just right was rippling and overflowing from the tub.
The tub barely accommodates two people, which is just right, but the legs will bump into each other.Duan Yunshen was embarrassed when he met him when he first entered the water, and immediately retracted his hoof, but after receiving half of it, he thought about it, the tyrant's leg was crippled, and he probably didn't feel it. So he tried to put his leg back again.
Not only did he put it back, but he also felt that the tyrant's skin was slippery, so he rubbed it twice.
Jing Shuo: ...
Duan Yun's face was sullen, a small firework was going off in his heart - my partner's skin is so good! !
Rub two more times.
Some people look serious on the surface, but actually rub their legs under the water behind their backs.
Duan Yunshen felt happy, so he was not so nervous. At this time, he leaned over to help the tyrant wash his hair and wipe his back, and then met the tyrant's eyes head-on.
Duan Yunshen: "??"
Don't you feel your legs?
Jing Shuo: "My eyesight is still good."
Rubbing back and forth, even if the legs are really unconscious, you can still see it, okay? !
Duan Yunshen: ...
Duan Yunshen: "...my concubine will wipe your back for you!"
When he moved over there, the water was rippling and rippling, and the sound of them splashing on the ground could be heard. Jing Shuo directly pressed Duan Yunshen, telling him not to move so loudly—the bedroom will be needed later. It has become a water dragon palace.
Duan Yunshen:? ?
Jing Shuo followed Duan Yunshen around slowly in the water, let Duan Yunshen sit in his arms with his back facing him, and said, "My concubine has helped me so many times, it seems like I should reciprocate."
Duan Yunshen's back tensed up in an instant, "No, no, don't you need it?"
Jing Shuo casually took the towel that was placed beside the tub, and dipped it in hot water down Duan Yunshen's neck.
On Duan Yunshen's neck, there are still teeth marks from Jing Shuo's biting, which have scabbed over, and even one place that has healed is almost invisible.
When Jing Shuo brushed past there, he deliberately lightened up a bit, in fact, he wanted to ask Duan Yunshen if it hurt at that time.But if you bite it, you bite it. If you ask me again at this time, it seems a bit hypocritical.
And, maybe I really want to take another bite now.
Duan Yunshen's back was a little tense, and now he almost wanted to kneel down like those frightened little eunuchs and maids, and call out to His Majesty, "My concubine is terrified".
When the towel wiped his back, Duan Yunshen felt that the touch was distinct enough to be scary.
Duan Yunshen himself couldn't figure out why he was nervous, and felt like he was sitting on pins and needles.
He seemed to be able to feel Jing Shuo's gaze caressing his shoulder as if it were real, and that feeling was even more vivid than the towel falling on it.
Duan Yunshen's complexion is a bit darker than Jing Shuo's, and his skin is smooth and firm, probably because his back is stretched so tight, so his lines are full.The hot water moistened the light hair on the back of his neck, and along the hot water, it was softly attached to his somewhat slender neck.
Duan Yun swallowed deeply, thinking how long this torment would last, he always felt that he didn't dare to vent his anger.
Although from the beginning to the end, I didn't understand why I was suddenly nervous.
At this time, Jing Shuo suddenly put down the towel, and stroked Duan Yunshen's back with his fingers.
Duan Yunshen:!
Duan Yunshen's body trembled, and he subconsciously turned sideways to hide.
For no other reason, itches!
I don’t know if it’s because I put all my attention on my back and the sensitivity of my back has become higher. When Jing Shuo’s finger slid across it, Duan Yunshen felt his heart tremble. .
It's okay, it's okay, if this goes on, I'm bound to die!I can't play like this anymore.
Duan Yunshen felt that he might have become a hard worker who was born to serve others. At this time, he felt that serving a tyrant was much more comfortable than being served by a tyrant.
Duan Yunshen tried to turn around, "The concubine is still serving His Majesty..."
Before he finished speaking, Jing Shuo held down his shoulders, and he couldn't turn his body around completely.
Duan Yunshen:? ? ?
Jing Shuo's finger landed again, "The tattoo on Aifei's back..."
Duan Yunshen:? ? ?
What, I have a tattoo on my back? ?
Green Dragon or White Tiger?
Duan Yunshen twisted his neck and tried to look at his back, but his neck told him that he wanted it to die!
Seeing Duan Yunshen's reaction, Jing Shuo said, "Don't you know Aifei?"
Duan Yunshen: ...
I should know?
... Isn't this nonsense, my body, I don't know who knows!
The key point is that it hasn't been long since Duan Yunshen took over the body, so he really doesn't have the slightest impression of the back tattoo.
Originally, this kind of time should be the time when the system appears to solve the host's problems, such as telling him the origin of the tattoo, what is the meaning, etc., but my goddamn system seems to have gone to outer space to count the moons recently!Haven't been online for a long time!
Jing Shuo looked at Duan Yunshen's back, he was sure that his concubine didn't have this pattern on her back when she first entered the water.
A tattoo that slowly emerges when exposed to hot water?
The tattoo pattern is very beautiful, the color is magnificent and bright, and the main pattern is like a rhododendron in full bloom. A small snake is entwined on the branch of the azalea, and it is spitting snake letters at the azalea.
The pattern doesn't cover the entire back, the little snake on it is lifelike, every scale is clearly visible, the fangs are also very clearly depicted, the color of the cuckoo is beautiful, red as if it can drip blood.
Jing Shuo's national customs are closer to the "Central Plains" in the traditional sense. He received Confucian education and paid attention to his parents' body, hair and skin, so he seldom tattooed on his body.
Duan Yunshen, on the other hand, is from a small border country, and it is said that he is well versed in the art of witchcraft, and seems to like to give meaning to totems, and then paint or tattoo them on his skin.
Looking at the pattern, Jing Shuo felt uneasy for some reason, and unconsciously traced the little snake with his fingers.
At this moment, Duan Yunshen was so anxious that he wanted to jump out of the tub and find a big mirror to take a picture.
What is it, you speak!
Qinglongbaihu or "loyalty to serve the country"?You say, I can bear it!I can accept even a panda head!
Duan Yunshen: "Your Majesty, this tattoo is..."
Jing Shuo: "When did Aifei get this tattoo?"
Duan Yunshen: ...
Good question, I don't know.
Duan Yunshen was thinking about countermeasures in his mind.
Tell him that it is the custom of our country in Nanyu to have tattoos when we were young?What if he went to check the annals of scenery of Nanyu country and found out?Or if it was my mother who tattooed it on me, the implication is to serve the country faithfully, ah no, loyal to serve the country!
Jing Shuo: "It's not convenient for my concubine to tell, so I won't ask."
...Thank you for being so understanding.
Jing Shuo touched that piece of skin, changed the subject and said, "It's interesting to show up when it's hot."
Duan Yunshen:? ?
Jing Shuo: "As long as Aifei is hot, will it appear?"
I do not know
My neck tells me it doesn't allow me to pry into the secrets here!If you hadn't told me, I wouldn't have known there was such a piece behind me!
Jing Shuo: "I asked too many questions."!
Jing Shuo took the towel again, and then helped Duan Yunshen scrub. After wiping his back, he asked Duan Yunshen to turn around so that the two faced each other.
Jing Shuo really became more and more talkative, even if Duan Yunshen didn't say anything, he didn't ask any more questions.
It would be embarrassing to scrub after the two face each other. Seeing that the towel was about to fall towards Duan Yunshen's collarbone, Duan Yunshen hurriedly grabbed Jing Shuo's hand, "There is no need for the front, the concubine can come by herself."
Jing Shuo: "Really?"
Duan Yunshen: "..."
What is true or false? I have good hands, so of course I can do it myself.
Jing Shuo repeated: "Is Aifei sure?"
Duan Yunshen: ...
... I, I, I, I was very sure, if you didn't scare me!
Jing Shuo has been in the role of a tyrant for a long time, and he is very familiar with doing things that threaten people, and he doesn't need any external assistance at all.At this time, he looked at Duan Yunshen lukewarmly, and asked a question repeatedly, and Duan Yunshen felt as if he felt the mighty coercion only found in Xiuxian novels.
Under Jing Shuo's gaze, Duan Yunshen let go of his claws tremblingly, while compromising, he also spurned himself for being worthless.
...But the tyrant is really good-looking.
This person's skin was originally fair, with phoenix eyes and thin lips, and the hot water in the bathtub formed a layer of haze, which made people feel unreal.
Even threatening people with such a deadpan face is still pretty. At first glance, the eyes seem to be cold into a sheet of ice, but I don't know if it's Duan Yunshen's illusion. He always feels that when this person looks at him, he seems to be vaguely warm. .
What a beautiful person.
It's not a loss if I bend over, can I find such a good-looking partner as a straight man?Must not!
Duan Yunshen was supposed to let go of his claws, but at this moment, he was dazzled by Jing Shuo's beauty, his mind twitched, and he grabbed the hand that was halfway down, not only grabbed it, but also brought it to his mouth kissed.
The hand that had just been soaked in hot water was still holding a towel, it was dripping wet, and the kiss was full of hot water.
Jing Shuo held the towel calmly, he was almost used to his concubine making surprise attacks.
The one who was kissed was very calm, but Duan Yunshen, the one who made the attack, surprised himself a lot.At this moment, holding Jing Shuo's hand, neither loosening nor tightening.
Jing Shuo: "Are you done kissing?"
Duan Yunshen: "...Dear, the kiss is over."
Jing Shuo: "Oh? Really?"
Duan Yunshen instantly felt the threat in this sentence, and then changed his mind, "No, the kiss is not over!"
Jing Shuo: "Then where else would my concubine want to kiss?"
Duan Yunshen: ...
Me, how do I know where else I want to kiss?
Can I take an open-book exam?
Woohoo, mom, someone bought and sold by force!
Jing Shuo grabbed Duan Yunshen's hand instead, and leaned closer. The two of them were staying together in the bathtub, so they were extremely close.
Duan Yunshen subconsciously wanted to close his eyes.
This is not the innocent and expectant gesture of a girl waiting for a romantic kiss.
This is the self-deceiving gesture of a scared (former) straight man who dares not face the storm of fate and bury his head in the sand!
But Jing Shuo didn't kiss directly, and stopped at a distance of breathing and smelling each other, and looked at his concubine who closed her eyes and deceived herself for a while.
Duan Yunshen waited for a long time, but before the thunder struck, he tentatively opened one eye to take a sneak peek.
In the end, it opened a crack, and Jing Shuo blew into his face.
Duan Yunshen: ...
Jing Shuo backed away, with a calm and calm face, not at all like someone who had just teased someone.
Master-level expression management, as it should be.
Duan Yunshen:!
Am I being teased?
Am I being teased? !This person sticks so close just to blow such a breath?
Fortunately, I was facing a big enemy just now, I...! !
Jing Shuo: "It's better to change my concubine to help me wipe..."
Before Jing Shuo finished speaking, Duan Yunshen suddenly rushed over.
Jing Shuo: ...
Duan Yunshen's anger rose from his heart for a moment, and the evil turned to his guts. He thought to himself, before you asked me where else I wanted to kiss!
Duan Yunshen opened his bloody mouth... well, it wasn't that big, anyway, he opened his mouth, showing his teeth, and bit Jing Shuo's shoulder with one bite.
I don’t know if it’s because Jing Shuo teased him into chaos first, and then he blew a breath of teasing, and then the tyrant calmly wanted to throw the topic back to the issue of rubbing his back, so Duan Yunshen was suddenly stimulated.
I wanted to bite him for revenge a long time ago!
Duan Yunshen bit Jing Shuo's shoulder, but he didn't bite the skin, probably because he was still a little scared in his heart, so he didn't dare to kill him.
But the absence of blood doesn't mean the bite didn't hurt, not to mention that the bite didn't let go, and the bite was deliberately pressed two points deeper with the teeth.
And then...he tasted the bath water on his tongue.
Duan Yunshen looked like he was lying on Jing Shuo's shoulders now, and he didn't know whether it was a conditioned reflex or he was afraid that Jing Shuo would run away. Both hands fell on Jing Shuo's shoulders, pinching his flesh.
Jing Shuo frowned in pain.
It's not that the pain is so unbearable, the main reason is that my beloved concubine came too suddenly, and I was not prepared at all.
Duan Yunshen maintained this posture for a while, and the energy in his heart was vented.
After venting my energy, I started to feel a little scared. At this time, I bit it without embarrassment, and I couldn't help myself swallowing a mouthful of saliva - I was scared.
In this situation, what can I say to get off the stage?
Director, please pass me a step, I can't get down...
Jing Shuo: "Aifei finished biting?"
Duan Yunshen was keenly aware that this sentence seemed dangerous, so he hurriedly let go of Jing Shuo's shoulder, and patted it with his paw, as if dusting off dust, and said with a dry smile, "Hahahaha just now Your Majesty asked the minister Wherever the concubine wants to kiss, the concubine will overstep, your majesty should..."
Jing Shuo suddenly threw Duan Yunshen to the other side of the bathtub, and then pressed his hands on the wall of the tub to prevent Duan Yunshen from escaping.
"...don't mind?" Duan Yun finished speaking in a daze.
He swallowed again, and then panickedly began to silently plan his escape route in his heart.
Jing Shuo: "Of course I don't mind."
Duan Yunshen spoke incoherently: "Your Majesty... magnanimous... Great blessings equal to the sky..."
Jing Shuo looked at Duan Yunshen, although there was no change on his face, but Duan Yunshen always felt that the other party's eyes seemed to be on fire—whether it was the anger of being bitten or something else, regardless, anyway, Duan Yunshen didn't have time to tell now. The vigilance like a small animal has instinctively sounded the alarm in my mind
run! ∠Zhong Zhong × ⒖ Ta ÷ Hu Xi.
Jing Shuo said lightly, "It's just that the concubine is finished kissing, shouldn't it be time for me?"
Duan Yunshen:!
Without saying a word, Duan Yunshen got into the water of the bathtub as soon as he lowered his head.
Jing Shuo:?
Duan Yunshen tried to find a breakthrough from the water, got into the water and then got out from under the tyrant's arm.Anyway, the tyrant's legs are not good, and he can't let the eunuchs and guards come in even if he pretends to be sick. As long as he escapes from his sphere of influence, he will be safe!
Isn't it just "barrel dong"?As we all know, as long as you use your arms, as long as my height is low enough, your "boom" will be useless.
Duan Yunshen got into the water and tried to go around Jing Shuo's arm and then crawled out of the bathtub. Who knew that he was caught by Jing Shuo before he got out of the tub.
Duan Yunshen:!
Duan Yun's dripping beauty came out of the water, but she was a little bit embarrassed, and the lotus in the water was not counted. It can barely be described as a dog's tail grass.
Then Jing Shuo fixed the head of the dog's tail grass, and kissed it.
Duan Yunshen's hands were still slapping wildly - he was choking just now, but now he couldn't cough, and was kissed forcibly, struggling extremely hard.
The water splashed everywhere, and the floor of the bedroom was completely wet. The little eunuchs outside the palace kept looking at each other when they heard the movement in the room, and no one dared to open the door.
Duan Yunshen struggled so hard that Jing Shuo simply grabbed his hand and fixed them on the wall of the barrel together.
How dare he?
How dare you tease yourself like this?
Do you really think you can't do it?It pounced on it like a kitten and took a bite with its baby teeth. It didn't break the skin or bleed, and it made me want to run away when I got upset?
Duan Yunshen couldn't breathe, his face was flushed, he seemed to be suffocating, as if the air in his lungs would be plundered, and then all the air with Jing Shuo's breath would be replaced.
But after a while, he became dizzy.He felt as if he saw his long-dead grandma standing on the other side of the river and waving to him.Black and White Impermanence had already put the chains on his wrists.
Goodbye to this beautiful world.
Who would have thought that my generation of demon concubines would actually be kissed to death in the bathtub by the tyrant.
Retribution!
Let myself run away after kissing every day in order to complete the task, the heavens are a good reincarnation, this is it!
Duan Yunshen feels that he can now write a [-]-word essay on the theory of causality, the kind that tears blood every word.
Just when Duan Yunshen was about to bid farewell to this world, the tyrant finally let him go.
Duan Yunshen felt relieved, took a deep breath of the sweet air filled with heat from the bath water, and began to cough smoothly.
Before he finished coughing, Duan Yunshen was horrified to find that the tyrant had moved the battlefield to his Adam's apple and bit it.
Duan Yunshen: ...
You, you, are you not full for dinner, this thing can't be eaten!
If you bite on the shoulder and neck, you will bite. I suspect that it will fall off as soon as you bite.
Duan Yunshen was so panicked that he didn't dare to move at all, but Jing Shuo just sucked that piece of skin into his mouth...
When I left, there was a strawberry mark left in that place.
Jing Shuo buried his head into Duan Yunshen's neck, and stroked Duan Yunshen's skin with his hands.
Duan Yunshen was in a complicated mood.
Reason told him that a tyrant can't do it.
Emotionally tell him, Mom, I’m so panicked
Duan Yunshen tried his best to calm down for a while, and then comforted himself that he should be calmer, after all, his advantage is still obvious, at least, he can lift it up.
Um!Don't panic! !
...Damn it!
Mom I'm scared! !How did things become like this, what happened?
Relying on his remaining straight male survival instinct, Duan Yunshen began to try to crawl out of the bathtub.
Halfway through the climb, he suddenly felt that the current posture seemed a little strange.
Well, at first the tyrant was put on the other side of the tub by himself, but obviously now he's on his side.
This movement...does it require the help of the waist and legs?
Medical miracle?
Duan Yunshen stopped: "Your Majesty, your leg?"
Jing Shuo bit Duan Yunshen's collarbone, "How?"
...... Pain pain pain pain! !
This tyrant is definitely a dog, no wonder he plays so well with dogs, and I miss dogs!This is definitely the tacit understanding of their kind that promotes their friendly communication and harmonious coexistence!
Jing Shuo loosened his grip on Duan Yunshen's collarbone, and slowly let out a mouthful of turbid air. Looking at Duan Yunshen, his eyes still looked as cold as a thousand miles of snow, but it seemed that something was burning, and his tone was calm and unhurried, " What does Concubine Ai want to say?"
Duan Yunshen: ...
I want to say - you male vixen!
Duan Yunshen suddenly felt his guts swell, and he lowered his head and kissed the tyrant's forehead.
Ah, how handsome he is!
Jing Shuo: ...
Jing Shuo has lived for many years and has met all kinds of people, but he has never seen someone as dull as Duan Yunshen.
At this time, I can still bow my head and kiss myself, such an innocent kiss, on the forehead, lightly kissing.As if he had forgotten what happened just now.
Jing Shuo was almost lost his temper by this person, and even wanted to sigh at this moment, but he didn't know if he was worried.
After the kiss, Duan Yunshen realized that he seemed to have asked about Jing Shuo's leg just now. At this time, the hot air in the bathtub was rippling and the water was rippling. It was so rippling that he couldn't see it clearly, so he touched it directly.
But Jing Shuo grabbed his wrist before touching it, "What does Aifei want to do?"
Duan Yunshen: ...
Where is "again", how do you say that I am so bad that I am making progress?
Duan Yunshen: "Your Majesty's legs?"
Jing Shuo: "How about your legs?"
Duan Yunshen lowered his voice, probably because he was afraid that the eunuchs outside the room would hear him, and said, "Is there any sign of your majesty's legs moving?"
Jing Shuo: ...
Duan Yunshen then touched his hand down, squeezed Jing Shuo's calf and said, "Will you feel it?"
Jing Shuo was so angry that he didn't know what to do for a while, and he felt helpless.
Duan Yunshen saw that Jing Shuo didn't answer himself, so he thought it was impossible to talk about it, so he decisively withdrew his rolling hand, and gave Jing Shuo a look of "I understand, don't worry".
Being disturbed by this, the momentary impulse just faded away, Jing Shuo only took a deep breath, then took a towel from one side and handed it to Duan Yunshen, asking him to wait for him to wipe his back.
The channel switching was a little too fast, and Duan Yunshen took a moment to take the towel in a daze—after all, just now, he was planning to slip away irrevocably.
But it was a good thing for Jing Shuo to restrain himself. Duan Yunshen felt that his little heart couldn't stand such a shock, so it was better to simply scrub his back and wash his hair.
He helped Jing Shuo adjust his posture, and then picked up a towel to help Jing Shuo wipe his back.Because of the previous tossing, the water in the bucket was much shallower at this time, while Duan Yunshen was scrubbing, he was still thinking that he should hurry up, it would be bad if he caught a cold because of insufficient hot water.
This end was tidied up very quickly, finally Duan Yunshen got out of the tub first, wiped off the water stains on his body, changed into obscene clothes and came to fish for Jing Shuo.
Jing Shuo's complexion was very ugly, but Duan Yunshen was busy looking for a place to stick his gaze at this time, lest his gaze wander and see something he shouldn't see, so he didn't notice Jing Shuo's complexion for a while.
After carrying him back to the bed, covering him with a small quilt and putting down the curtain, Duan Yunshen went out to let the little eunuchs come in to tidy up.
If it is normal, forget it, but today is really... This palace is about to become a water dragon palace.
As soon as the door was opened, Xiao Gouzi saw that Duan Yunshen's eyes were hot, and tears came down. He suppressed his nose and cried, saying that he heard the movement in the room before, and thought that Duan Yunshen was taken care of by His Majesty when he took a bath. His Majesty was killed.
Duan Yunshen: ...
To be honest, it's almost the same, I saw my grandma waving at me.
The little dog was crying, but before he finished crying, he suddenly heard a coughing sound coming from the room.The little dog trembled in fright, and directly swallowed back the half-baked words.
Sensitive people know that the cough is a reminder as soon as they hear it.
Little Gouzi selected a few young eunuchs to enter the house to clean up the mess, and two young eunuchs entered the room and glanced at Jing Shuo, as if they were eager to find out what the current tyrant is like.
But the tyrant's place was separated by a curtain, so it was like looking at flowers through a fog, not to mention that Jing Shuo was still lying under the quilt, so naturally he couldn't see anything.
The two young eunuchs were a little anxious, they came here to serve after receiving a mission, but since His Majesty the madman only wanted Concubine Yun to serve, they had no news to send back to the Empress Dowager.
The chief eunuch in charge of this matter has expressed dissatisfaction with them many times. While reprimanding them for not doing things well, he also tempted the empress dowager by saying that the matter is done well. Do you still worry about not being able to achieve success in the future?
At this time, the two young eunuchs stretched their necks to look at the tyrant, naturally Duan Yunshen noticed it.
Duan Yunshen walked up to the two young eunuchs and stood beside them, "What are the two father-in-laws looking at?"
The two young eunuchs paused, then immediately bowed their heads and prostrated themselves at Duan Yunshen's feet, "My lord, forgive me!"
Duan Yunshen: "Little dog!"
The little dog responded immediately.
Duan Yunshen: "Take these two father-in-laws down and beat them with the stick... until they can't get off the ground. I don't want to see them again wherever I am!"
The little dog got the order, and dragged the two little eunuchs out. As soon as they left the door, the guards immediately took over and pulled them down to punish them.
Duan Yunshen didn't go back to bed until the room was cleaned up and all the little eunuchs left.
Jing Shuo didn't say a word from the beginning to the end. At this time, Duan Yunshen came up, and he said, "Until the stick can't get off the ground?"
Duan Yunshen was a little embarrassed: "...I wanted to report the number, fifty or eighty, but this concubine is really not accurate."
Jing Shuo didn't answer.
In fact, if Duan Yunshen hadn't said a word just now, he would have asked people to drag the two little eunuchs down and gouge out their eyes. He is a "tyrant", so he would naturally be merciless in his actions, not to mention the people sent by the empress dowager Don't be soft.
Duan Yunshen: "...Is the punishment too light?"
Jing Shuo: "If my concubine thinks it's right, then it's just right. It doesn't matter how important it is."
Duan Yunshen lay down here and nestled next to Jing Shuo, "Is it from the Empress Dowager's side?"
Jing Shuo: "Yes."
In fact, he also guessed that it was from the empress dowager's side just now, as long as he thought that the tyrant and the empress dowager had caused such trouble for himself, Duan Yunshen wanted to do something for him.
This kind of little eunuch with the same surveillance will definitely appear again, the best way should be to kill one to make an example.
Have you never eaten pork or seen a pig running?After watching so many Gongdou Zhengdou dramas, I still know a little bit about the routines.
But Duan Yunshen didn't do that.
Those are two human lives, alive and well.
They are in a different era from themselves, and obeying the orders of their masters is their way of survival.Because of their different positions, and because they blocked their own way, asking them to die is really against Duan Yunshen's cognition of the Three Views as a modern person.
And if these two are killed, other people will be sent in.Thinking about it this way, it seems that the deaths of these two people were not absolutely necessary.
So now Duan Yunshen is a little uncomfortable lying next to Jing Shuo.
Two different thoughts are tearing at his soul and cognition, one is to do something for Jing Shuo, do whatever he can.Another thing is that I don't want to violate my bottom line as a modern person.
Duan Yunshen's personality is such that he can't hide things, so he couldn't help but ask at this moment, "Should the concubine kill them just now?"
Jing Shuo: "Even I never thought of killing them, it's just a punishment, don't think too much about it, my concubine."
I didn't think about killing them, but it was more cruel and deterrent to keep them alive after gouging out their eyeballs.
Jing Shuo: "I said a long time ago that my beloved concubine doesn't have to do anything for me, as long as she stays with me."
Jing Shuo hugged Duan Yunshen into his arms.
He naturally did not agree with Duan Yunshen's approach, but he did not intend to define Duan Yunshen's approach as a mistake, nor did he intend to force Duan Yunshen to be as ruthless as him.
Because if that were the case, he wouldn't be him.
I can't be nostalgic for his softness and force him to do things harshly.
At this time, Yun Shen was hugged by Jing Shuo, and suddenly felt as if something was pushing against him.
Duan Yunshen:?
Duan Yunshen:? ? ? ! !
Come in, come in...? ? ?
I'm not a boss, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately. Do you know where the word you most often appears in my world?
I tell you Hong Kong, which most often appears in pop-up ads!And it's still twinkling and colorful with pictures of naked beauties that are not suitable for children!
and many more.
Duan Yunshen was first shocked by Jing Shuo's words for three seconds.
After the shock, he suddenly felt as if a whole new world had opened to him
Although the tyrant can't do it, I can!
...Eh, there seems to be some strange possibility by accident.
If the usual Duan Yunshen faced this kind of request from the tyrant, he would have already been thinking about how to run away—whether he runs or not, he would start planning how to run anyway.
Even if you clearly know that Jing Shuo's "come in" means getting into the bathtub, you still have to plan to run, don't ask, asking is cowardly.
But Duan Yunshen at this time is no longer the Duan Yunshen of the past. Thanks to the bottomless connivance of the tyrant and the misleading words just now, Duan Yunshen seemed to have an epiphany just now.
He felt that his thinking had undergone a radical change. He threw down the landlord class and became the master. Today's Duan Yunshen might not be Duan Yunshen, but Niu Yulu. Yunshen!
Jing Shuo naturally didn't know that his concubine's mind had gone from a feudal society to a socialist society in such a short period of time, and his mind was full of thoughts about how to throw down the landlord class and turn over and sing. He used to think that the tyrant is so good-looking, so he wouldn't be a demon concubine It's a pity, now he suddenly discovered that he can be a demon concubine!
Everyone can keep a low profile. On the surface, you are a demon concubine, but in fact...well, that's it.
Jing Shuo: "Don't you want to?"
Duan Yunshen: "Willing, willing, willing!!"
After saying this sentence, Duan Yunshen's face was more than half red.
what am i doingAre you preparing to sound the horn of counterattack? !
What a gutsy dog I am!
Duan Yunshen coughed twice, feeling that this development can still be discussed.
Although the tyrant is very beautiful, although the tyrant is disabled and looks easy to fall down, although I will kiss sooner or later, although the two of us have worshiped heaven and earth, although we sleep together every night, although...
Even though it's a hair!
Doesn't this mean that the bridal chamber will give birth to a precious child early?
Come in, come in, the tyrant's legs are not convenient for me!I can't, I can still run!
In Duan Yunshen's mind, there was a villain who slapped his thigh - wash, wash together!Isn't it just a bath, what am I afraid of? !
Duan Yunshen began to untie his belt.
Halfway through the solution, he suddenly noticed something, looked up, and found that the tyrant was looking at him.
Duan Yunshen: ...
After Duan Yunshen turned around, he continued to undo his belt.
Unraveling layer by layer, taking off layer by layer, Duan Yunshen was still a little awkward when he took off the last layer, thinking that ever since he learned how to bathe and dress, my dad has never seen me undress like this.
...Of course, the main problem is neither his father nor himself, neither he nor his father are interested in this.
The main problem is that he didn't have a partner in his previous life.
Duan Yunshen's mind twitched for a moment, then he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, thinking, get off!Isn't it the object, the one soaking in the bathtub is my object!
Duan Yunshen adjusted his facial expression, took off his clothes, and went into the bathtub with a wooden face facing Jing Shuo's gaze.
——It doesn’t matter if you don’t have a dull face, as soon as your muscles and nerves relax, you will probably cover your face with your paws out of shame.
Because there was one more person in the tub, the hot water that was just right was rippling and overflowing from the tub.
The tub barely accommodates two people, which is just right, but the legs will bump into each other.Duan Yunshen was embarrassed when he met him when he first entered the water, and immediately retracted his hoof, but after receiving half of it, he thought about it, the tyrant's leg was crippled, and he probably didn't feel it. So he tried to put his leg back again.
Not only did he put it back, but he also felt that the tyrant's skin was slippery, so he rubbed it twice.
Jing Shuo: ...
Duan Yun's face was sullen, a small firework was going off in his heart - my partner's skin is so good! !
Rub two more times.
Some people look serious on the surface, but actually rub their legs under the water behind their backs.
Duan Yunshen felt happy, so he was not so nervous. At this time, he leaned over to help the tyrant wash his hair and wipe his back, and then met the tyrant's eyes head-on.
Duan Yunshen: "??"
Don't you feel your legs?
Jing Shuo: "My eyesight is still good."
Rubbing back and forth, even if the legs are really unconscious, you can still see it, okay? !
Duan Yunshen: ...
Duan Yunshen: "...my concubine will wipe your back for you!"
When he moved over there, the water was rippling and rippling, and the sound of them splashing on the ground could be heard. Jing Shuo directly pressed Duan Yunshen, telling him not to move so loudly—the bedroom will be needed later. It has become a water dragon palace.
Duan Yunshen:? ?
Jing Shuo followed Duan Yunshen around slowly in the water, let Duan Yunshen sit in his arms with his back facing him, and said, "My concubine has helped me so many times, it seems like I should reciprocate."
Duan Yunshen's back tensed up in an instant, "No, no, don't you need it?"
Jing Shuo casually took the towel that was placed beside the tub, and dipped it in hot water down Duan Yunshen's neck.
On Duan Yunshen's neck, there are still teeth marks from Jing Shuo's biting, which have scabbed over, and even one place that has healed is almost invisible.
When Jing Shuo brushed past there, he deliberately lightened up a bit, in fact, he wanted to ask Duan Yunshen if it hurt at that time.But if you bite it, you bite it. If you ask me again at this time, it seems a bit hypocritical.
And, maybe I really want to take another bite now.
Duan Yunshen's back was a little tense, and now he almost wanted to kneel down like those frightened little eunuchs and maids, and call out to His Majesty, "My concubine is terrified".
When the towel wiped his back, Duan Yunshen felt that the touch was distinct enough to be scary.
Duan Yunshen himself couldn't figure out why he was nervous, and felt like he was sitting on pins and needles.
He seemed to be able to feel Jing Shuo's gaze caressing his shoulder as if it were real, and that feeling was even more vivid than the towel falling on it.
Duan Yunshen's complexion is a bit darker than Jing Shuo's, and his skin is smooth and firm, probably because his back is stretched so tight, so his lines are full.The hot water moistened the light hair on the back of his neck, and along the hot water, it was softly attached to his somewhat slender neck.
Duan Yun swallowed deeply, thinking how long this torment would last, he always felt that he didn't dare to vent his anger.
Although from the beginning to the end, I didn't understand why I was suddenly nervous.
At this time, Jing Shuo suddenly put down the towel, and stroked Duan Yunshen's back with his fingers.
Duan Yunshen:!
Duan Yunshen's body trembled, and he subconsciously turned sideways to hide.
For no other reason, itches!
I don’t know if it’s because I put all my attention on my back and the sensitivity of my back has become higher. When Jing Shuo’s finger slid across it, Duan Yunshen felt his heart tremble. .
It's okay, it's okay, if this goes on, I'm bound to die!I can't play like this anymore.
Duan Yunshen felt that he might have become a hard worker who was born to serve others. At this time, he felt that serving a tyrant was much more comfortable than being served by a tyrant.
Duan Yunshen tried to turn around, "The concubine is still serving His Majesty..."
Before he finished speaking, Jing Shuo held down his shoulders, and he couldn't turn his body around completely.
Duan Yunshen:? ? ?
Jing Shuo's finger landed again, "The tattoo on Aifei's back..."
Duan Yunshen:? ? ?
What, I have a tattoo on my back? ?
Green Dragon or White Tiger?
Duan Yunshen twisted his neck and tried to look at his back, but his neck told him that he wanted it to die!
Seeing Duan Yunshen's reaction, Jing Shuo said, "Don't you know Aifei?"
Duan Yunshen: ...
I should know?
... Isn't this nonsense, my body, I don't know who knows!
The key point is that it hasn't been long since Duan Yunshen took over the body, so he really doesn't have the slightest impression of the back tattoo.
Originally, this kind of time should be the time when the system appears to solve the host's problems, such as telling him the origin of the tattoo, what is the meaning, etc., but my goddamn system seems to have gone to outer space to count the moons recently!Haven't been online for a long time!
Jing Shuo looked at Duan Yunshen's back, he was sure that his concubine didn't have this pattern on her back when she first entered the water.
A tattoo that slowly emerges when exposed to hot water?
The tattoo pattern is very beautiful, the color is magnificent and bright, and the main pattern is like a rhododendron in full bloom. A small snake is entwined on the branch of the azalea, and it is spitting snake letters at the azalea.
The pattern doesn't cover the entire back, the little snake on it is lifelike, every scale is clearly visible, the fangs are also very clearly depicted, the color of the cuckoo is beautiful, red as if it can drip blood.
Jing Shuo's national customs are closer to the "Central Plains" in the traditional sense. He received Confucian education and paid attention to his parents' body, hair and skin, so he seldom tattooed on his body.
Duan Yunshen, on the other hand, is from a small border country, and it is said that he is well versed in the art of witchcraft, and seems to like to give meaning to totems, and then paint or tattoo them on his skin.
Looking at the pattern, Jing Shuo felt uneasy for some reason, and unconsciously traced the little snake with his fingers.
At this moment, Duan Yunshen was so anxious that he wanted to jump out of the tub and find a big mirror to take a picture.
What is it, you speak!
Qinglongbaihu or "loyalty to serve the country"?You say, I can bear it!I can accept even a panda head!
Duan Yunshen: "Your Majesty, this tattoo is..."
Jing Shuo: "When did Aifei get this tattoo?"
Duan Yunshen: ...
Good question, I don't know.
Duan Yunshen was thinking about countermeasures in his mind.
Tell him that it is the custom of our country in Nanyu to have tattoos when we were young?What if he went to check the annals of scenery of Nanyu country and found out?Or if it was my mother who tattooed it on me, the implication is to serve the country faithfully, ah no, loyal to serve the country!
Jing Shuo: "It's not convenient for my concubine to tell, so I won't ask."
...Thank you for being so understanding.
Jing Shuo touched that piece of skin, changed the subject and said, "It's interesting to show up when it's hot."
Duan Yunshen:? ?
Jing Shuo: "As long as Aifei is hot, will it appear?"
I do not know
My neck tells me it doesn't allow me to pry into the secrets here!If you hadn't told me, I wouldn't have known there was such a piece behind me!
Jing Shuo: "I asked too many questions."!
Jing Shuo took the towel again, and then helped Duan Yunshen scrub. After wiping his back, he asked Duan Yunshen to turn around so that the two faced each other.
Jing Shuo really became more and more talkative, even if Duan Yunshen didn't say anything, he didn't ask any more questions.
It would be embarrassing to scrub after the two face each other. Seeing that the towel was about to fall towards Duan Yunshen's collarbone, Duan Yunshen hurriedly grabbed Jing Shuo's hand, "There is no need for the front, the concubine can come by herself."
Jing Shuo: "Really?"
Duan Yunshen: "..."
What is true or false? I have good hands, so of course I can do it myself.
Jing Shuo repeated: "Is Aifei sure?"
Duan Yunshen: ...
... I, I, I, I was very sure, if you didn't scare me!
Jing Shuo has been in the role of a tyrant for a long time, and he is very familiar with doing things that threaten people, and he doesn't need any external assistance at all.At this time, he looked at Duan Yunshen lukewarmly, and asked a question repeatedly, and Duan Yunshen felt as if he felt the mighty coercion only found in Xiuxian novels.
Under Jing Shuo's gaze, Duan Yunshen let go of his claws tremblingly, while compromising, he also spurned himself for being worthless.
...But the tyrant is really good-looking.
This person's skin was originally fair, with phoenix eyes and thin lips, and the hot water in the bathtub formed a layer of haze, which made people feel unreal.
Even threatening people with such a deadpan face is still pretty. At first glance, the eyes seem to be cold into a sheet of ice, but I don't know if it's Duan Yunshen's illusion. He always feels that when this person looks at him, he seems to be vaguely warm. .
What a beautiful person.
It's not a loss if I bend over, can I find such a good-looking partner as a straight man?Must not!
Duan Yunshen was supposed to let go of his claws, but at this moment, he was dazzled by Jing Shuo's beauty, his mind twitched, and he grabbed the hand that was halfway down, not only grabbed it, but also brought it to his mouth kissed.
The hand that had just been soaked in hot water was still holding a towel, it was dripping wet, and the kiss was full of hot water.
Jing Shuo held the towel calmly, he was almost used to his concubine making surprise attacks.
The one who was kissed was very calm, but Duan Yunshen, the one who made the attack, surprised himself a lot.At this moment, holding Jing Shuo's hand, neither loosening nor tightening.
Jing Shuo: "Are you done kissing?"
Duan Yunshen: "...Dear, the kiss is over."
Jing Shuo: "Oh? Really?"
Duan Yunshen instantly felt the threat in this sentence, and then changed his mind, "No, the kiss is not over!"
Jing Shuo: "Then where else would my concubine want to kiss?"
Duan Yunshen: ...
Me, how do I know where else I want to kiss?
Can I take an open-book exam?
Woohoo, mom, someone bought and sold by force!
Jing Shuo grabbed Duan Yunshen's hand instead, and leaned closer. The two of them were staying together in the bathtub, so they were extremely close.
Duan Yunshen subconsciously wanted to close his eyes.
This is not the innocent and expectant gesture of a girl waiting for a romantic kiss.
This is the self-deceiving gesture of a scared (former) straight man who dares not face the storm of fate and bury his head in the sand!
But Jing Shuo didn't kiss directly, and stopped at a distance of breathing and smelling each other, and looked at his concubine who closed her eyes and deceived herself for a while.
Duan Yunshen waited for a long time, but before the thunder struck, he tentatively opened one eye to take a sneak peek.
In the end, it opened a crack, and Jing Shuo blew into his face.
Duan Yunshen: ...
Jing Shuo backed away, with a calm and calm face, not at all like someone who had just teased someone.
Master-level expression management, as it should be.
Duan Yunshen:!
Am I being teased?
Am I being teased? !This person sticks so close just to blow such a breath?
Fortunately, I was facing a big enemy just now, I...! !
Jing Shuo: "It's better to change my concubine to help me wipe..."
Before Jing Shuo finished speaking, Duan Yunshen suddenly rushed over.
Jing Shuo: ...
Duan Yunshen's anger rose from his heart for a moment, and the evil turned to his guts. He thought to himself, before you asked me where else I wanted to kiss!
Duan Yunshen opened his bloody mouth... well, it wasn't that big, anyway, he opened his mouth, showing his teeth, and bit Jing Shuo's shoulder with one bite.
I don’t know if it’s because Jing Shuo teased him into chaos first, and then he blew a breath of teasing, and then the tyrant calmly wanted to throw the topic back to the issue of rubbing his back, so Duan Yunshen was suddenly stimulated.
I wanted to bite him for revenge a long time ago!
Duan Yunshen bit Jing Shuo's shoulder, but he didn't bite the skin, probably because he was still a little scared in his heart, so he didn't dare to kill him.
But the absence of blood doesn't mean the bite didn't hurt, not to mention that the bite didn't let go, and the bite was deliberately pressed two points deeper with the teeth.
And then...he tasted the bath water on his tongue.
Duan Yunshen looked like he was lying on Jing Shuo's shoulders now, and he didn't know whether it was a conditioned reflex or he was afraid that Jing Shuo would run away. Both hands fell on Jing Shuo's shoulders, pinching his flesh.
Jing Shuo frowned in pain.
It's not that the pain is so unbearable, the main reason is that my beloved concubine came too suddenly, and I was not prepared at all.
Duan Yunshen maintained this posture for a while, and the energy in his heart was vented.
After venting my energy, I started to feel a little scared. At this time, I bit it without embarrassment, and I couldn't help myself swallowing a mouthful of saliva - I was scared.
In this situation, what can I say to get off the stage?
Director, please pass me a step, I can't get down...
Jing Shuo: "Aifei finished biting?"
Duan Yunshen was keenly aware that this sentence seemed dangerous, so he hurriedly let go of Jing Shuo's shoulder, and patted it with his paw, as if dusting off dust, and said with a dry smile, "Hahahaha just now Your Majesty asked the minister Wherever the concubine wants to kiss, the concubine will overstep, your majesty should..."
Jing Shuo suddenly threw Duan Yunshen to the other side of the bathtub, and then pressed his hands on the wall of the tub to prevent Duan Yunshen from escaping.
"...don't mind?" Duan Yun finished speaking in a daze.
He swallowed again, and then panickedly began to silently plan his escape route in his heart.
Jing Shuo: "Of course I don't mind."
Duan Yunshen spoke incoherently: "Your Majesty... magnanimous... Great blessings equal to the sky..."
Jing Shuo looked at Duan Yunshen, although there was no change on his face, but Duan Yunshen always felt that the other party's eyes seemed to be on fire—whether it was the anger of being bitten or something else, regardless, anyway, Duan Yunshen didn't have time to tell now. The vigilance like a small animal has instinctively sounded the alarm in my mind
run! ∠Zhong Zhong × ⒖ Ta ÷ Hu Xi.
Jing Shuo said lightly, "It's just that the concubine is finished kissing, shouldn't it be time for me?"
Duan Yunshen:!
Without saying a word, Duan Yunshen got into the water of the bathtub as soon as he lowered his head.
Jing Shuo:?
Duan Yunshen tried to find a breakthrough from the water, got into the water and then got out from under the tyrant's arm.Anyway, the tyrant's legs are not good, and he can't let the eunuchs and guards come in even if he pretends to be sick. As long as he escapes from his sphere of influence, he will be safe!
Isn't it just "barrel dong"?As we all know, as long as you use your arms, as long as my height is low enough, your "boom" will be useless.
Duan Yunshen got into the water and tried to go around Jing Shuo's arm and then crawled out of the bathtub. Who knew that he was caught by Jing Shuo before he got out of the tub.
Duan Yunshen:!
Duan Yun's dripping beauty came out of the water, but she was a little bit embarrassed, and the lotus in the water was not counted. It can barely be described as a dog's tail grass.
Then Jing Shuo fixed the head of the dog's tail grass, and kissed it.
Duan Yunshen's hands were still slapping wildly - he was choking just now, but now he couldn't cough, and was kissed forcibly, struggling extremely hard.
The water splashed everywhere, and the floor of the bedroom was completely wet. The little eunuchs outside the palace kept looking at each other when they heard the movement in the room, and no one dared to open the door.
Duan Yunshen struggled so hard that Jing Shuo simply grabbed his hand and fixed them on the wall of the barrel together.
How dare he?
How dare you tease yourself like this?
Do you really think you can't do it?It pounced on it like a kitten and took a bite with its baby teeth. It didn't break the skin or bleed, and it made me want to run away when I got upset?
Duan Yunshen couldn't breathe, his face was flushed, he seemed to be suffocating, as if the air in his lungs would be plundered, and then all the air with Jing Shuo's breath would be replaced.
But after a while, he became dizzy.He felt as if he saw his long-dead grandma standing on the other side of the river and waving to him.Black and White Impermanence had already put the chains on his wrists.
Goodbye to this beautiful world.
Who would have thought that my generation of demon concubines would actually be kissed to death in the bathtub by the tyrant.
Retribution!
Let myself run away after kissing every day in order to complete the task, the heavens are a good reincarnation, this is it!
Duan Yunshen feels that he can now write a [-]-word essay on the theory of causality, the kind that tears blood every word.
Just when Duan Yunshen was about to bid farewell to this world, the tyrant finally let him go.
Duan Yunshen felt relieved, took a deep breath of the sweet air filled with heat from the bath water, and began to cough smoothly.
Before he finished coughing, Duan Yunshen was horrified to find that the tyrant had moved the battlefield to his Adam's apple and bit it.
Duan Yunshen: ...
You, you, are you not full for dinner, this thing can't be eaten!
If you bite on the shoulder and neck, you will bite. I suspect that it will fall off as soon as you bite.
Duan Yunshen was so panicked that he didn't dare to move at all, but Jing Shuo just sucked that piece of skin into his mouth...
When I left, there was a strawberry mark left in that place.
Jing Shuo buried his head into Duan Yunshen's neck, and stroked Duan Yunshen's skin with his hands.
Duan Yunshen was in a complicated mood.
Reason told him that a tyrant can't do it.
Emotionally tell him, Mom, I’m so panicked
Duan Yunshen tried his best to calm down for a while, and then comforted himself that he should be calmer, after all, his advantage is still obvious, at least, he can lift it up.
Um!Don't panic! !
...Damn it!
Mom I'm scared! !How did things become like this, what happened?
Relying on his remaining straight male survival instinct, Duan Yunshen began to try to crawl out of the bathtub.
Halfway through the climb, he suddenly felt that the current posture seemed a little strange.
Well, at first the tyrant was put on the other side of the tub by himself, but obviously now he's on his side.
This movement...does it require the help of the waist and legs?
Medical miracle?
Duan Yunshen stopped: "Your Majesty, your leg?"
Jing Shuo bit Duan Yunshen's collarbone, "How?"
...... Pain pain pain pain! !
This tyrant is definitely a dog, no wonder he plays so well with dogs, and I miss dogs!This is definitely the tacit understanding of their kind that promotes their friendly communication and harmonious coexistence!
Jing Shuo loosened his grip on Duan Yunshen's collarbone, and slowly let out a mouthful of turbid air. Looking at Duan Yunshen, his eyes still looked as cold as a thousand miles of snow, but it seemed that something was burning, and his tone was calm and unhurried, " What does Concubine Ai want to say?"
Duan Yunshen: ...
I want to say - you male vixen!
Duan Yunshen suddenly felt his guts swell, and he lowered his head and kissed the tyrant's forehead.
Ah, how handsome he is!
Jing Shuo: ...
Jing Shuo has lived for many years and has met all kinds of people, but he has never seen someone as dull as Duan Yunshen.
At this time, I can still bow my head and kiss myself, such an innocent kiss, on the forehead, lightly kissing.As if he had forgotten what happened just now.
Jing Shuo was almost lost his temper by this person, and even wanted to sigh at this moment, but he didn't know if he was worried.
After the kiss, Duan Yunshen realized that he seemed to have asked about Jing Shuo's leg just now. At this time, the hot air in the bathtub was rippling and the water was rippling. It was so rippling that he couldn't see it clearly, so he touched it directly.
But Jing Shuo grabbed his wrist before touching it, "What does Aifei want to do?"
Duan Yunshen: ...
Where is "again", how do you say that I am so bad that I am making progress?
Duan Yunshen: "Your Majesty's legs?"
Jing Shuo: "How about your legs?"
Duan Yunshen lowered his voice, probably because he was afraid that the eunuchs outside the room would hear him, and said, "Is there any sign of your majesty's legs moving?"
Jing Shuo: ...
Duan Yunshen then touched his hand down, squeezed Jing Shuo's calf and said, "Will you feel it?"
Jing Shuo was so angry that he didn't know what to do for a while, and he felt helpless.
Duan Yunshen saw that Jing Shuo didn't answer himself, so he thought it was impossible to talk about it, so he decisively withdrew his rolling hand, and gave Jing Shuo a look of "I understand, don't worry".
Being disturbed by this, the momentary impulse just faded away, Jing Shuo only took a deep breath, then took a towel from one side and handed it to Duan Yunshen, asking him to wait for him to wipe his back.
The channel switching was a little too fast, and Duan Yunshen took a moment to take the towel in a daze—after all, just now, he was planning to slip away irrevocably.
But it was a good thing for Jing Shuo to restrain himself. Duan Yunshen felt that his little heart couldn't stand such a shock, so it was better to simply scrub his back and wash his hair.
He helped Jing Shuo adjust his posture, and then picked up a towel to help Jing Shuo wipe his back.Because of the previous tossing, the water in the bucket was much shallower at this time, while Duan Yunshen was scrubbing, he was still thinking that he should hurry up, it would be bad if he caught a cold because of insufficient hot water.
This end was tidied up very quickly, finally Duan Yunshen got out of the tub first, wiped off the water stains on his body, changed into obscene clothes and came to fish for Jing Shuo.
Jing Shuo's complexion was very ugly, but Duan Yunshen was busy looking for a place to stick his gaze at this time, lest his gaze wander and see something he shouldn't see, so he didn't notice Jing Shuo's complexion for a while.
After carrying him back to the bed, covering him with a small quilt and putting down the curtain, Duan Yunshen went out to let the little eunuchs come in to tidy up.
If it is normal, forget it, but today is really... This palace is about to become a water dragon palace.
As soon as the door was opened, Xiao Gouzi saw that Duan Yunshen's eyes were hot, and tears came down. He suppressed his nose and cried, saying that he heard the movement in the room before, and thought that Duan Yunshen was taken care of by His Majesty when he took a bath. His Majesty was killed.
Duan Yunshen: ...
To be honest, it's almost the same, I saw my grandma waving at me.
The little dog was crying, but before he finished crying, he suddenly heard a coughing sound coming from the room.The little dog trembled in fright, and directly swallowed back the half-baked words.
Sensitive people know that the cough is a reminder as soon as they hear it.
Little Gouzi selected a few young eunuchs to enter the house to clean up the mess, and two young eunuchs entered the room and glanced at Jing Shuo, as if they were eager to find out what the current tyrant is like.
But the tyrant's place was separated by a curtain, so it was like looking at flowers through a fog, not to mention that Jing Shuo was still lying under the quilt, so naturally he couldn't see anything.
The two young eunuchs were a little anxious, they came here to serve after receiving a mission, but since His Majesty the madman only wanted Concubine Yun to serve, they had no news to send back to the Empress Dowager.
The chief eunuch in charge of this matter has expressed dissatisfaction with them many times. While reprimanding them for not doing things well, he also tempted the empress dowager by saying that the matter is done well. Do you still worry about not being able to achieve success in the future?
At this time, the two young eunuchs stretched their necks to look at the tyrant, naturally Duan Yunshen noticed it.
Duan Yunshen walked up to the two young eunuchs and stood beside them, "What are the two father-in-laws looking at?"
The two young eunuchs paused, then immediately bowed their heads and prostrated themselves at Duan Yunshen's feet, "My lord, forgive me!"
Duan Yunshen: "Little dog!"
The little dog responded immediately.
Duan Yunshen: "Take these two father-in-laws down and beat them with the stick... until they can't get off the ground. I don't want to see them again wherever I am!"
The little dog got the order, and dragged the two little eunuchs out. As soon as they left the door, the guards immediately took over and pulled them down to punish them.
Duan Yunshen didn't go back to bed until the room was cleaned up and all the little eunuchs left.
Jing Shuo didn't say a word from the beginning to the end. At this time, Duan Yunshen came up, and he said, "Until the stick can't get off the ground?"
Duan Yunshen was a little embarrassed: "...I wanted to report the number, fifty or eighty, but this concubine is really not accurate."
Jing Shuo didn't answer.
In fact, if Duan Yunshen hadn't said a word just now, he would have asked people to drag the two little eunuchs down and gouge out their eyes. He is a "tyrant", so he would naturally be merciless in his actions, not to mention the people sent by the empress dowager Don't be soft.
Duan Yunshen: "...Is the punishment too light?"
Jing Shuo: "If my concubine thinks it's right, then it's just right. It doesn't matter how important it is."
Duan Yunshen lay down here and nestled next to Jing Shuo, "Is it from the Empress Dowager's side?"
Jing Shuo: "Yes."
In fact, he also guessed that it was from the empress dowager's side just now, as long as he thought that the tyrant and the empress dowager had caused such trouble for himself, Duan Yunshen wanted to do something for him.
This kind of little eunuch with the same surveillance will definitely appear again, the best way should be to kill one to make an example.
Have you never eaten pork or seen a pig running?After watching so many Gongdou Zhengdou dramas, I still know a little bit about the routines.
But Duan Yunshen didn't do that.
Those are two human lives, alive and well.
They are in a different era from themselves, and obeying the orders of their masters is their way of survival.Because of their different positions, and because they blocked their own way, asking them to die is really against Duan Yunshen's cognition of the Three Views as a modern person.
And if these two are killed, other people will be sent in.Thinking about it this way, it seems that the deaths of these two people were not absolutely necessary.
So now Duan Yunshen is a little uncomfortable lying next to Jing Shuo.
Two different thoughts are tearing at his soul and cognition, one is to do something for Jing Shuo, do whatever he can.Another thing is that I don't want to violate my bottom line as a modern person.
Duan Yunshen's personality is such that he can't hide things, so he couldn't help but ask at this moment, "Should the concubine kill them just now?"
Jing Shuo: "Even I never thought of killing them, it's just a punishment, don't think too much about it, my concubine."
I didn't think about killing them, but it was more cruel and deterrent to keep them alive after gouging out their eyeballs.
Jing Shuo: "I said a long time ago that my beloved concubine doesn't have to do anything for me, as long as she stays with me."
Jing Shuo hugged Duan Yunshen into his arms.
He naturally did not agree with Duan Yunshen's approach, but he did not intend to define Duan Yunshen's approach as a mistake, nor did he intend to force Duan Yunshen to be as ruthless as him.
Because if that were the case, he wouldn't be him.
I can't be nostalgic for his softness and force him to do things harshly.
At this time, Yun Shen was hugged by Jing Shuo, and suddenly felt as if something was pushing against him.
Duan Yunshen:?
Duan Yunshen:? ? ? ! !
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