Your Majesty be my lord [Transmigration Book]

Duan Yunshen didn't know that he ordered a firecracker in Jing Shuo's heart, so he went to Jing Shuo's palace the next night, and this time he brought a bowl of silky chicken porridge.

His posture of not forgetting to bring some food every night is almost like preparing to raise pigs. When he fattens this vixen-like tyrant, he must have a special sense of accomplishment.

Since the embarrassment of the past has not completely disappeared, Duan Yunshen plans to follow yesterday's behavior and run away after the kiss.

Turn it in and salute first, then put down the food, then count three two one silently in your heart, and then prepare to jump up...

Jing Shuo saw Duan Yunshen's series of behaviors in his eyes, and his beautiful phoenix eyes stared at this beloved concubine who was about to pounce on him in the next second.

Sure enough, Duan Yunshen launched a surprise attack in the next second.

Jing Shuo calmly moved his wheelchair back half a step.

Duan Yunshen:? ! ?

Duan Yunshen threw himself into the air and almost fell to the ground.

Duan Yunshen managed to stabilize his figure, and turned his head to look at the tyrant in shock.

Jing Shuo looked at Duan Yunshen with an expression on his face that nothing had happened.

What shocked Duan Yunshen was that this tyrant not only predicted his own behavior, but also followed his reaction with his actions!Isn't he disabled? He! ?

The point of Jing Shuo's calmness is that it is really interesting to tease his own cat, although it is a bit exasperating that he is going to use the same routine twice on himself and simply thinks that he will be fooled twice.

Duan Yunshen was sweating coldly after being watched by Jing Shuo.

It's not that Jing Shuo's eyes are fierce, it's mainly because Duan Yunshen is thinking too much.

The tyrant looked at him calmly, and Duan Yunshen wondered if he was going to call someone to drag him down.

Duan Yun swallowed deeply, feeling that life is difficult from the bottom of his heart.

Jing Shuo: "Aifei is in a hurry to leave?"

Duan Yunshen almost fell to the ground and threw himself on Jing Shuo's lap, groaning, "No, no, how could it be? This concubine wants to kill His Majesty, and is reluctant to leave."

Jing Shuo: "Really? I look at my concubine as if I'm in a hurry, so I don't like staying with me?"

Duan Yunshen: ...

I'm not, I don't, forget about my behavior with yesterday's scumbag who gnawed and ran away, please, your lord has a lot, huh.

Jing Shuo: ...

Jing Shuo strangely understood what Duan Yunshen was thinking, handled it gently, looked at the food box and asked, "What did you bring today?"

Duan Yunshen breathed a sigh of relief, and opened the lid of the food box as if courting him, and then

Just looking at the small pot with silky chicken porridge, there is a super obvious note on it, which is written in ugly characters, "I have tested the poison, your majesty can eat it at ease, I will not accompany your majesty."

Duan Yunshen: ...

Duan Yunshen originally planned to run away after taking a kiss, so this note... just, what, prepare it so that the tyrant can have some supper at ease. After all, porridge is no better than cakes, and it won't be obvious if someone has tested the poison...

Duan Yunshen pretended to be calm and squeezed the notes into his palm, and then he heard Jing Shuo say behind him, "What did you write? I wrote everything, why don't you show me?"

Duan Yunshen: ...

What I said was a love letter, do you believe it?

Duan Yunshen bluntly pretended to be stupid and changed the subject: "This silky chicken porridge is delicious!"

Jing Shuo: "What did you write?"

Duan Yunshen: ...

hum.

Mom, I'm going to die, I knew it would be good to write something on it, "There are trees in the mountains, and there are branches in the trees."

... No, I can't die!There are so many delicious things in the palace that I have never eaten! !

Duan Yunshen exhausted all his living brain cells, and suddenly retracted the note just before handing it to the tyrant, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, "Why don't I read it to His Majesty?"

Jing Shuo: "...you can."

Duan Yunshen was elated, took the note to clear his throat, and then - he got stuck.

Recite some love poems?

Willing to be lovebirds in the sky, to fly separately in the face of disaster?

Body without colorful phoenix and wings, responsibility?

Duan Yunshen: "..."

Jing Shuo: "Can't make it up?"

Duan Yunshen: "Yes."

Duan Yunshen: "...No, no, the concubine is brewing emotions."

Jing Shuo reached out for the bowl of silky chicken porridge, stirred it with a spoon, and then fed a spoonful into his mouth.

There is still some psychological resistance when swallowing, but it seems to be overcome.

Duan Yunshen pondered for a long time, but couldn't find a suitable sentence.

I went through Zhu Shenghao's love words, Wang Xiaobo's quotations, and even Shakespeare's sonnets in my head, and I almost turned over "How the Steel Was Tempered" in my head. I really didn't know what I should read. what's good.

Jing Shuo had already eaten less than half of that bowl of porridge, and while eating, he watched Duan Yunshen's anxious expression with great interest.

It's very wicked, really, it's quite fun to watch Duan Yunshen's reaction to the current meal.

In fact, Jing Shuo saw clearly what was written on the note the first time Duan Yunshen opened the box, and he just teased him at that time.

In Duan Yunshen's mind, heaven and man were at war. Seeing that there was only one bottom left in the bowl of porridge, Duan Yunshen passed the note dryly, "Why don't you read it yourself, Your Majesty?"

Give up treatment.

That's it, the salted fish should lie flat.

Anyway, it's not some outrageous remarks, so it shouldn't drag him out and beat him to death.

Jing Shuo didn't answer, but asked calmly, "Stop struggling?"

Duan Yunshen: "...Your Majesty knows everything."

Jing Shuo took the note and put it aside, "What if I just want to hear from my concubine today?"

Duan Yunshen:? ? ?

Brother, don't be so wicked!I can't make it up, can't you see it?What are you doing? This is it! !

Duan Yunshen: "Concubine..."

Jing Shuo calmly said: "If what you say is not satisfactory, then Aifei shouldn't try to get what she wants today."

Want something? ?

Duan Yunshen reacted for two seconds, and then suddenly realized what this so-called "wanted thing" was.

It's the kiss of life

You kissed the whole set the day before yesterday, so why don't you give it to me today? ? ?

If you were not the emperor, believe it or not, I would throw you on the ground, strip off your clothes and kiss you all over your body!You say you won't give a kiss if you don't give it a kiss? !

Duan Yunshen considered the possibility of a forced kiss very seriously in his mind, after all, he has succeeded in a sudden attack of forced kiss many times.

Jing Shuo: "If you dare to break the rules, I will call the guards outside the door to come in."

Duan Yunshen: ...

Jing Shuo: "Speak."

Duan Yunshen strategically "beeped" for a while, but Jing Shuo ignored him.

Duan Yun was deeply irritated, and decided to give up treatment completely.I threw away all the ancient poems and words of Zhu Shenghao's love in my mind.

He began to try to recite the lyrics: "May you have three warm winters, may you not be cold in spring, may you have lights in the dark, and may you have umbrellas when it rains..."

Jing Shuo:?

Duan Yunshen took the note, tore it up and ate it, but Jing Shuo didn't have time to stop it.

Jing Shuo: ...

Duan Yunshen said firmly, "This is what is written on this note, and it is my concubine's best wishes to His Majesty."

Are you satisfied?Do you listen?Come and kiss me!