Your Majesty be my lord [Transmigration Book]
Chapter 2 Don't Be Nice To Me
Originally planned to sneak another kiss after midnight, but Duan Yunshen fell asleep until dawn, and the palace servants woke him up.
When Duan Yunshen woke up, Jing Shuo had already changed his clothes and was sitting in a wheelchair while the palace guards combed his hair.
At this time, the palace seemed to be performing a mime show, the palace people served breakfast, and those who helped to wash up helped to wash up. There were five or six people in the room, but there was no sound at all.
At this time, suddenly a little eunuch came from outside the house, saying that the empress dowager had rewarded the emperor with something.
Duan Yunshen was thinking silently, the empress dowager?The tyrant's grandma?
Immediately afterwards, the empress dowager's personal maid came in with a bowl of medicine.
[Ding - your system is online. 】
【Gentle reminder from the system: You actually survived last night? 】
[Duan Yunshen: ...don't talk to me, from the moment you left me yesterday, I am no longer the man you can have. 】【Gentle reminder from the system:...】
【Gentle reminder from the system: Don’t act like this, I’m here to send you information. 】【Duan Yunshen: What information? 】
【Gentle reminder from the system: Did you see the medicine brought by the maid? 】【Duan Yunshen: I see, it's steaming. 】
[System friendly reminder: Poison. Medicine. 】
[Duan Yunshen:? 】
【Gentle reminder from the system: You heard it right, poison. medicine. 】
[Duan Yunshen: ... the tyrant's grandma wants to kill him?No, if the tyrant is dead, will it be effective if I kiss his corpse or skeleton? 】【Gentle reminder from the system: Brother, ice love is against the law, and it doesn't work. ] At this time, the maidservant had already presented the bowl of soup to the tyrant.
Jing Shuo took the medicine bowl and saw that the thin lips were only a dozen centimeters away from the edge of the bowl.
Duan Yunshen was like a cat who only heard the ringing of the eating bell. He jumped out of the bed, landed smoothly, rushed up with one stride, and snatched the medicine bowl without saying a word
"boom--"
Duan Yunshen dropped the medicine bowl.
The room was silent.
Jing Shuo looked up at Duan Yunshen calmly.
The surrounding maids and eunuchs were dumbfounded.
Duan Yunshen and everyone stared wide-eyed.
This scene... seems to end a little bit badly.
【Gentle reminder from the system: Oh, I seem to have misjudged something just now - it seems to be a chronic poison. A bowl or two of it won't kill anyone, and the imperial doctor couldn't detect the poison in it. 】【Duan Yunshen:? ?Brother, you did it on purpose! 】
【Gentle reminder from the system: Yes, I did it on purpose~ Who made you the man I can't have? 】...Okay, you are ruthless.
Jing Shuo said nonchalantly, "Aifei is very skilled."
Duan Yunshen was so stimulated by the tone that his heart started to tremble, and he said in his heart that you should not talk to me like this, I am afraid.
In this situation, what reason do I have to make people feel that it is normal for me to fall into the emperor's bowl?
After a long three seconds, Duan Yunshen suddenly felt blessed, smashed the jar, and knelt down on the ground
"Your Majesty, last night the mighty general gave his concubine a dream, saying that he wanted to eat this bowl of sweet soup from His Majesty..."
Jing Shuo: "This is medicine."
"Your Majesty, last night the mighty general gave his concubine a dream, saying that he wanted to eat the bowl of medicine His Majesty held..."
Round, hard round!As long as you have a thick skin, there is no logic that you can't get along!
The surrounding palace people looked at each other, waiting for the tyrant Xuanren to come in and drag the spirit out and beat him to death with sticks.
His Majesty looked at the top of Duan Yunshen's head, "Didn't it say anything else to you?"
Duan Yunshen: "...Huh?"
Jing Shuo: "Huh?"
Duan Yunshen tentatively said, "It, should it say something?"
Jing Shuo: "It seems to say that if my concubine does such a thing, I will be dragged out and beaten to death with sticks."
Duan Yunshen gritted his teeth: "It never said that!"
Jing Shuo watched Duan Yunshen gritted his teeth, and laughed suddenly, as if he saw something interesting, "Go back and tell the emperor's grandmother that today's medicine was sent to the mighty general, so I don't want to take it."
Palace man:?
Jing Shuo: "Why, don't you understand what I'm saying?"
What Jing Shuo said was calm and breezy, the palace maid shivered, and hurriedly bowed and retreated.Not only the grand lady, but everyone else in the room also retreated in an instant.
Duan Yunshen knelt opposite Jing Shuo, not daring to move.
I always felt like the plot didn't go right.
Duan Yunshen: "Your Majesty, just now I thought the medicine was poison..."
Jing Shuo: "Are you hungry?"
Duan Yunshen: "...Hungry."
The breakfast in the palace is naturally good, but Duan Yunshen is a bit unappreciative.Compared to Duan Yunshen, Jing Shuo is considered elegant and calm.
Duan Yunshen couldn't help but cast a sneaky glance at Jing Shuo—how could this tyrant seem to be okay.
Did he know that there was something wrong with the medicine?In his eyes, what I did just now is meritorious for protecting the lord, or is it punishable for acting stupid?
"What are you looking at?" Jing Shuo didn't lift his eyelids.
You didn't even look at me, how did you know I was looking at you?
Duan Yunshen narrowed his voice, pretending to be soft and weak, virtuous and virtuous: "...Your Majesty has a handsome face, and it's hard for my concubine to look away."
Jing Shuo finally raised his eyes to look at Duan Yunshen, "Handsome?"
Jing Shuo smiled, wiped his hands with a handkerchief, and beckoned to Duan Yunshen, "Come near me."
Duan Yunshen immediately put down the porridge bowl, ran to squat in front of the emperor's wheelchair, and before he had time to speak, the tyrant suddenly made an attack.
Cloudy and sunny, unpredictable mood, this tyrant does not act according to common sense.Before he makes a move, no one knows whether he intends to let you go or kill you.
Duan Yunshen didn't even see his movements clearly, his hands were already around his neck, tightly strangling his throat.
Jing Shuo's eyes were full of murderous intent, but his tone was soft and slow, "I kept you, didn't I just want you to be cautious in front of me, thinking that if you treat me so clumsily, I will treat you differently?"
Duan Yun was out of breath: "...uh... woo..."
Jing Shuo: "Compared to those who are my enemies in the open and honest, I hate those who show off their obedience and pretend to be loyal in front of me. I don't need anyone to be nice to me, no matter if it is true or false. Pretending to be kind is better than straightforward viciousness." Dirtier and nastier, don't you think?"
Duan Yunshen patted Jing Shuo's wrist desperately, trying to make him let go
can not breath……
...going to die... let go...
Damn, bastard... I... overturned that bowl... I... wanted... to save you...
Seeing that Duan Yunshen was about to die.
Jing Shuo looked at him quietly for two seconds, as if watching a dying prey, enjoying his last struggle on the eve of life.
Struggling with all his might, his pain was so vivid—but he still couldn't escape from his palm.
I like to see this kind of prey die in my own hands, and I also like how they go all out before they die.
Want to see him die here, but...
This person has a special status, and life is more interesting than death.
Jing Shuo let go of Duan Yunshen's hand just before he died, and Duan Yunshen fell directly to the ground, coughing for a while.
Jing Shuo: "Did you understand what I just said?"
Duan Yunshen was full of resentment while coughing.
Although it was fooled by the system, and it was for self-protection.But after all, this move is to protect the tyrant, not to harm him.
But this tyrant, knowing that what he did just now was for his own good, planned to kill himself.
I shot because I was afraid you would die, so you reciprocate like this?Because of me, you just missed a bowl of poison. Rounding up, I am your lifesaver!
Jing Shuo: "Did you understand my question?"
Duan Yunshen: "Cough...cough cough cough...your majesty...your majesty, please listen to me...about today's affairs, my concubine, my concubine still has something to say..."
Jing Shuo paused.
Anything else?
He hesitated for a moment, then leaned over to listen.
It was too late to say it, but Duan Yunshen leaned over and gnawed on Jing Shuo's lips.
Jing Shuo: ...
Duan Yunshen felt unwilling, and bit the opponent's lip and did not stop.As soon as he pressed his teeth hard, he bit Jing Shuo's lip, and he tasted the smell of blood.
"Um!"
[Congratulations to you for completing the survival mission today!Please make persistent efforts~】
understood!
Isn't it just that I don't want to be nice to you?It makes me chase and chase to be nice to you, you are my tool to continue my life, you know, be a little self-conscious!
When Duan Yunshen woke up, Jing Shuo had already changed his clothes and was sitting in a wheelchair while the palace guards combed his hair.
At this time, the palace seemed to be performing a mime show, the palace people served breakfast, and those who helped to wash up helped to wash up. There were five or six people in the room, but there was no sound at all.
At this time, suddenly a little eunuch came from outside the house, saying that the empress dowager had rewarded the emperor with something.
Duan Yunshen was thinking silently, the empress dowager?The tyrant's grandma?
Immediately afterwards, the empress dowager's personal maid came in with a bowl of medicine.
[Ding - your system is online. 】
【Gentle reminder from the system: You actually survived last night? 】
[Duan Yunshen: ...don't talk to me, from the moment you left me yesterday, I am no longer the man you can have. 】【Gentle reminder from the system:...】
【Gentle reminder from the system: Don’t act like this, I’m here to send you information. 】【Duan Yunshen: What information? 】
【Gentle reminder from the system: Did you see the medicine brought by the maid? 】【Duan Yunshen: I see, it's steaming. 】
[System friendly reminder: Poison. Medicine. 】
[Duan Yunshen:? 】
【Gentle reminder from the system: You heard it right, poison. medicine. 】
[Duan Yunshen: ... the tyrant's grandma wants to kill him?No, if the tyrant is dead, will it be effective if I kiss his corpse or skeleton? 】【Gentle reminder from the system: Brother, ice love is against the law, and it doesn't work. ] At this time, the maidservant had already presented the bowl of soup to the tyrant.
Jing Shuo took the medicine bowl and saw that the thin lips were only a dozen centimeters away from the edge of the bowl.
Duan Yunshen was like a cat who only heard the ringing of the eating bell. He jumped out of the bed, landed smoothly, rushed up with one stride, and snatched the medicine bowl without saying a word
"boom--"
Duan Yunshen dropped the medicine bowl.
The room was silent.
Jing Shuo looked up at Duan Yunshen calmly.
The surrounding maids and eunuchs were dumbfounded.
Duan Yunshen and everyone stared wide-eyed.
This scene... seems to end a little bit badly.
【Gentle reminder from the system: Oh, I seem to have misjudged something just now - it seems to be a chronic poison. A bowl or two of it won't kill anyone, and the imperial doctor couldn't detect the poison in it. 】【Duan Yunshen:? ?Brother, you did it on purpose! 】
【Gentle reminder from the system: Yes, I did it on purpose~ Who made you the man I can't have? 】...Okay, you are ruthless.
Jing Shuo said nonchalantly, "Aifei is very skilled."
Duan Yunshen was so stimulated by the tone that his heart started to tremble, and he said in his heart that you should not talk to me like this, I am afraid.
In this situation, what reason do I have to make people feel that it is normal for me to fall into the emperor's bowl?
After a long three seconds, Duan Yunshen suddenly felt blessed, smashed the jar, and knelt down on the ground
"Your Majesty, last night the mighty general gave his concubine a dream, saying that he wanted to eat this bowl of sweet soup from His Majesty..."
Jing Shuo: "This is medicine."
"Your Majesty, last night the mighty general gave his concubine a dream, saying that he wanted to eat the bowl of medicine His Majesty held..."
Round, hard round!As long as you have a thick skin, there is no logic that you can't get along!
The surrounding palace people looked at each other, waiting for the tyrant Xuanren to come in and drag the spirit out and beat him to death with sticks.
His Majesty looked at the top of Duan Yunshen's head, "Didn't it say anything else to you?"
Duan Yunshen: "...Huh?"
Jing Shuo: "Huh?"
Duan Yunshen tentatively said, "It, should it say something?"
Jing Shuo: "It seems to say that if my concubine does such a thing, I will be dragged out and beaten to death with sticks."
Duan Yunshen gritted his teeth: "It never said that!"
Jing Shuo watched Duan Yunshen gritted his teeth, and laughed suddenly, as if he saw something interesting, "Go back and tell the emperor's grandmother that today's medicine was sent to the mighty general, so I don't want to take it."
Palace man:?
Jing Shuo: "Why, don't you understand what I'm saying?"
What Jing Shuo said was calm and breezy, the palace maid shivered, and hurriedly bowed and retreated.Not only the grand lady, but everyone else in the room also retreated in an instant.
Duan Yunshen knelt opposite Jing Shuo, not daring to move.
I always felt like the plot didn't go right.
Duan Yunshen: "Your Majesty, just now I thought the medicine was poison..."
Jing Shuo: "Are you hungry?"
Duan Yunshen: "...Hungry."
The breakfast in the palace is naturally good, but Duan Yunshen is a bit unappreciative.Compared to Duan Yunshen, Jing Shuo is considered elegant and calm.
Duan Yunshen couldn't help but cast a sneaky glance at Jing Shuo—how could this tyrant seem to be okay.
Did he know that there was something wrong with the medicine?In his eyes, what I did just now is meritorious for protecting the lord, or is it punishable for acting stupid?
"What are you looking at?" Jing Shuo didn't lift his eyelids.
You didn't even look at me, how did you know I was looking at you?
Duan Yunshen narrowed his voice, pretending to be soft and weak, virtuous and virtuous: "...Your Majesty has a handsome face, and it's hard for my concubine to look away."
Jing Shuo finally raised his eyes to look at Duan Yunshen, "Handsome?"
Jing Shuo smiled, wiped his hands with a handkerchief, and beckoned to Duan Yunshen, "Come near me."
Duan Yunshen immediately put down the porridge bowl, ran to squat in front of the emperor's wheelchair, and before he had time to speak, the tyrant suddenly made an attack.
Cloudy and sunny, unpredictable mood, this tyrant does not act according to common sense.Before he makes a move, no one knows whether he intends to let you go or kill you.
Duan Yunshen didn't even see his movements clearly, his hands were already around his neck, tightly strangling his throat.
Jing Shuo's eyes were full of murderous intent, but his tone was soft and slow, "I kept you, didn't I just want you to be cautious in front of me, thinking that if you treat me so clumsily, I will treat you differently?"
Duan Yun was out of breath: "...uh... woo..."
Jing Shuo: "Compared to those who are my enemies in the open and honest, I hate those who show off their obedience and pretend to be loyal in front of me. I don't need anyone to be nice to me, no matter if it is true or false. Pretending to be kind is better than straightforward viciousness." Dirtier and nastier, don't you think?"
Duan Yunshen patted Jing Shuo's wrist desperately, trying to make him let go
can not breath……
...going to die... let go...
Damn, bastard... I... overturned that bowl... I... wanted... to save you...
Seeing that Duan Yunshen was about to die.
Jing Shuo looked at him quietly for two seconds, as if watching a dying prey, enjoying his last struggle on the eve of life.
Struggling with all his might, his pain was so vivid—but he still couldn't escape from his palm.
I like to see this kind of prey die in my own hands, and I also like how they go all out before they die.
Want to see him die here, but...
This person has a special status, and life is more interesting than death.
Jing Shuo let go of Duan Yunshen's hand just before he died, and Duan Yunshen fell directly to the ground, coughing for a while.
Jing Shuo: "Did you understand what I just said?"
Duan Yunshen was full of resentment while coughing.
Although it was fooled by the system, and it was for self-protection.But after all, this move is to protect the tyrant, not to harm him.
But this tyrant, knowing that what he did just now was for his own good, planned to kill himself.
I shot because I was afraid you would die, so you reciprocate like this?Because of me, you just missed a bowl of poison. Rounding up, I am your lifesaver!
Jing Shuo: "Did you understand my question?"
Duan Yunshen: "Cough...cough cough cough...your majesty...your majesty, please listen to me...about today's affairs, my concubine, my concubine still has something to say..."
Jing Shuo paused.
Anything else?
He hesitated for a moment, then leaned over to listen.
It was too late to say it, but Duan Yunshen leaned over and gnawed on Jing Shuo's lips.
Jing Shuo: ...
Duan Yunshen felt unwilling, and bit the opponent's lip and did not stop.As soon as he pressed his teeth hard, he bit Jing Shuo's lip, and he tasted the smell of blood.
"Um!"
[Congratulations to you for completing the survival mission today!Please make persistent efforts~】
understood!
Isn't it just that I don't want to be nice to you?It makes me chase and chase to be nice to you, you are my tool to continue my life, you know, be a little self-conscious!
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