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Living elsewhere is a slow-paced sojourn variety show. The so-called sojourn means living in each place for a period of time. It is different from ordinary travel.

The program adheres to two concepts, which the director repeatedly emphasizes to every guest: first, it is committed to discovering the different lifestyles of different people around the world; second, it must lead the audience to experience, not to watch. , is the difference between this program and other programs.

Because we want to create the best VR experience, the way of travel is not the poor travel routine that other variety shows love to do, but a very fresh one-spend money and enjoy yourself.

Of course, a large part of the reason is that Comrade Lou Qingyan, who has the right to speak, is unwilling to suffer in the show...

Since it is a variety show to experience life, of course it is necessary to film the life of the guests before they travel.

Before the official recording of the program, the director team asked each guest to shoot a vlog of their day-to-day life as promotional materials for the program.

The program will also present the previous living conditions of the guests, but the expressions of VR and vlog are different.

The first day of the official recording was also the day when the last guest was officially announced, and the vlogs of all the guests were also released.

There are a total of five regular guests on the show, and four of them have been officially announced, Lou Qingyan, Gu Changxi, Zhao Yang, and a popular floret named Zhou Yiling.

Jiang Fu is of course the finale.

So, on this day, when netizens got up full of energy, they should go to work or go to school, and they took out their mobile phones and secretly checked Weibo when they were busy. The headlines were smashed.

Brother Jingshen is back in business!

Countless people saw this trending search, held their mobile phones and thought in disbelief, what?

Click in, and you will see the messy report of the marketing account:

"Life Is Elsewhere, known as the first virtual reality reality show, has just announced the last regular guest. It turned out to be Jiang Fu, who has quit the entertainment industry for two years! As we all know, he made a gorgeous turn after leaving the industry. He has become a genius scientist who has become the world's attention, and his attributes of a male god have been recognized by the world. Although he has not been in business for a long time, his fans are increasing. The only stain on him may be that he was fascinated by sex and fell in love with Lou Qingyan, and this time "Life Is Elsewhere", which Jiang Fu announced to join, also has Lou Qingyan's participation, are the two planning to show their affection publicly on the show?"

Fan: "...Ahhh, Chinese New Year! Chinese New Year!!!"

Brother Jing Shen is going to be on a variety show!

Why the hell are you still bringing Lou Qingyan with you!

Ah, don't care about licking my brother, whatever Lou Qingyan is!

Not only the fans, but passers-by were also very excited, because Jiang Fu's style was not comparable to that of ordinary stars.

He is Zhuang Zhou's designer. He teamed up with fire to unveil the VR era, won the highest award in the world of graphics, and was praised by countless foreigners. He is a great figure who has brought glory to China!

It is very legendary for such a person to be connected with a former idol.

No one does not worship legends, and no one does not relish stories of counterattacks and comebacks.

Everyone excitedly entered the program's official Weibo, and saw that the first post was not announcing Jiang Fu's joining, but a video.

"My life is here, how did Lou Qingyan and Jiang Fu spend their day, daily Vlog"

What is this again, what is the smell of dog food that comes out from the title?

The Feijianglou party has always referred to their candy as shit-flavored dog food. What's interesting is that this group of people eat shit with great relish every time, but they just refuse to admit that it is really delicious.

He was ruthlessly ridiculed by the Jianglou Party: "Don't fight against the instinct of Jiji, you can't fight."

Fans opened the video happily, passers-by opened the video curiously, Feijianglou Party clicked on the video after some struggles...

As soon as the screen was lit, two heads were seen together.The two were lying on the bed, Jiang Fu was sleeping, Lou Qingyan was leaning on his shoulder, holding up his phone to take a selfie.

He said softly: "The program team asked us to make a daily vlog to show how we live a day. I guess the director wants to dig out the bad side of our lives, talk nonsense about meaning, and let us look for poetry and distant places... "

Audience: "... Everyone knows the routine, but is it really okay for you to be so straightforward?"

Lou Qingyan's voice changed, "But, he must be disappointed, because...my life is great, there is nothing bad about it."

audience:"??"

At this time, Jiang Fu closed his eyes and let out a "hmm" of unknown meaning, turned over, put his arms around him, and held him in his arms.

"Wake up so early?" He still closed his eyes and said in a lazy nasal voice.

"I haven't gotten up yet." Lou Qingyan said, "It's still early, let's sleep a little longer."

Jiang Fu hugged him tightly, took a deep breath in the crevice of his neck, and kissed his ear again, without opening his eyes the whole time, as if it was just a subconscious movement.

The barrage is gradually losing its mind...

"Ahhhhhh stop! Stop it for me!"

"Brother Jing Shen, wake up! Don't be dazzled by the little goblin! Be sober!!!"

"Fine, it's my day (crying)"

"It feels like I'm watching an idol drama. Isn't this really a show? Mom and the others are too foul."

"Ahhh, Ah Wei, kill me!!!"

As soon as the scene changed, both of them got up and squeezed into the bathroom to wash together.

Seeing Lou Qingyan brushing his teeth while holding the phone, Jiang Fu took the phone over calmly and placed it on the table.

So the audience had to listen to the black screen:

"Brush your teeth and play with your phone, is the toothpaste delicious?"

"I'm shooting a vlog."

"Let them hear it. What do you want for breakfast?"

"Well, I want to eat anything."

"There is no such option," Jiang Fu smiled, "Just wait."

The screen finally came back on again. Lou Qingyan held up his mobile phone, and while taking pictures of Jiang Fu's heroic cooking, he introduced: "He cooks in our family all the time, because I don't know how to do it. Small housework is usually done by whoever is at hand. Yes, because the housekeeper is invited to clean up every week, so the daily cleaning is very easy.”

Audience: "Damn it, I'm sour."

After dinner, we went to work together, and we parted at the office door.In the morning, Lou Qingyan sneaked into the laboratory to meet Jiang Fu.Eat together at noon, and go home from get off work together in the evening.Eat a healthy dinner, go out for a night run every now and then, and enjoy the evening breeze on the deck chair when not running...

The audience screamed with sourness.

"What kind of fairy dog ​​food, can't my mother eat it?"

"I kind of understand why Jiang Fu lost his head. Who wouldn't want to find a lover like this and spend a lifetime slowly."

"Lou Qingyan has a very good personality, makes people look comfortable, and has a good temperament, and his every move is full of charm."

"The two people in awsl are gods, and gods are in love. This is a fairy tale drama."

"Two years ago, one was in distress and the other was down and out on the street. At that time, Jiang Fu must have given up everything to pay off Lou Qingyan's debts. Who would have thought that this would be the case today? This kind of happy daily life was achieved step by step. "

When these discussions broke out on a large scale, Lou Qingyan and Jiang Fu had just met the director team at the airport.

The show started filming at the airport in a very tacky way, first filming the meeting of several guests.

Zhao Yang, who has the liveliest personality, was the first to arrive.

The process of waiting for someone was boring, so he simply played the "virtual boyfriend" game in front of the VR camera, moving to the left for a while, and moving to the right for a while, talking sweet words incessantly.

Zhao Yang became popular as a "love to act" character, he really loves to act, and he acts very well.Facing the VR camera, he played from a domineering president to a tsundere idol, and then turned into a boyfriend Limax little wolf dog, making the girls in the director's team smile all over their faces.

The director slapped his hands and his eyes lit up: "This way, treat the virtual boyfriend as a small punishment. If you play games or bet, if you lose, let him do it."

The assistant girl was in a turbulent mood: "Director, you are too bad!"

The director is not bad enough, he thought for a while and said: "Just a virtual boyfriend is not enough, and Lou Qing Yanjiang Fu probably doesn't want to. If you do this, remember, when the time comes, let Zhao Yang act as a virtual girlfriend, Zhou Yiling Play a virtual boyfriend, Gu Changxi can’t talk and don’t bully him, Jiang Fu can play a virtual teacher, Lou Qingyan can..."

"?" The girl tilted her head, "What is Lou Qingyan playing?"

"Cough," the director knew Lou Qingyan's identity, "he will act as a virtual father."

"???"

"You?" The little assistant swears and holds back halfway through the swearing, "Don't be kidding, is this punishing Lou Qingyan, or punishing the audience?"

The audience is so pitiful, watching a variety show has one more father?

"Ahem, I forgot to tell you, Lou Qingyan is the producer of our show." The director announced.

Everyone: "?"

"The airborne ones are sent directly from above. Although they are the producer, they are bigger than the producer," the director said with a sad expression on his face, "My friends, he is not the audience's father, but our father."

Everyone: "?????"

While talking, the second guest arrived, that first-line floret named Zhou Yiling.

She seemed a bit cold and arrogant, she didn't respond much to Zhao Yang's warm greeting, she just responded with a smile, and sat next to her playing with her mobile phone.

It wasn't until Zhao Yang called her to play with the VR camera together that she approached curiously.

"Two and three years old." The director commented, "Classic variety show subtitles."

"Zhou Yiling is so beautiful," the little assistant sighed, "But she is so popular, she must be very busy, why did she agree to come to our show?"

"Living Elsewhere" is a new variety show, and it's a VR variety show with no audience base, and the total shooting time lasted for one and a half months... It's not that she underestimated herself, Zhou Yiling had to think about it so much that she came to participate in such a show?

The director looked at the distorted panoramic screen on the monitor, and whispered to the assistant, "Don't you know why Gu Changxi's throat was injured."

"Don't say it's to save a little girl..." the assistant froze in the middle of speaking, "Could it be her."

The director nodded positively.

During the conversation, Gu Changxi also arrived, but Zhou Yiling didn't express as much as they thought, and only greeted him lightly.

After waiting for a while, the camera captured two handsome and tall figures.

Jiang Fu held Lou Qingyan's hand and walked over from a distance. Although it was a rare combination of two men, it was extremely pleasing to the eye.

"These two are absolutely perfect," said Zhao Yang's fan filter, "It's like a fairy just looking at it."

Zhou Yiling glanced at him.

Gu Changxi nodded in agreement.

Zhou Yiling looked at him incredulously.

As he got closer, Zhao Yang noticed that Jiang Fu was pulling a huge suitcase by himself, while Lou Qingyan was empty-handed.

"Male god, where is your luggage? I'll carry it for you. Don't worry, I have few things and I have a lot of strength!"

Lou Qingyan glanced behind her.

After a while, everyone saw a boxy, simple-minded suitcase running over by itself...

Really, really came here by myself.

Lou Qingyan went to the chair and sat down, the suitcase obediently followed behind him and automatically stopped beside the chair.

Zhao Yang: "Success, success?"

"What are you thinking?" Lou Qingyan said, "This is called intelligence."

On the other hand, the director raised his forehead. Didn't he buy this thing because he didn't want to push the luggage by himself? This is too lazy!

Zhao Yang carefully chose his words: "Male god, you are really... a role model for us lazy people, you are lazy, you are lazy, you are lazy..."

Zhou Yiling couldn't hold back anymore and asked, "Why do you call him a male god?"

"Because I'm his fan." Zhao Yang said.

Zhou Yiling looked quite shocked.

After chatting for a while, Lou Qingyan got up and came to the director's team.

"How about it, is there any difficulty in filming?"

Knowing his identity, the director gave honest feedback: "There are indeed many difficulties. It is so different from ordinary shooting. I feel a little bit at a loss."

"Don't worry, ask one question at a time."

Immediately, the whole group was shocked to see that the director asked Lou Qingyan a question in a serious manner, and Lou Qingyan actually answered it seriously.

"The worst thing is the camera position. Our cameras were wronged and wept," the director said, "They have never been so far away from the camera position."

The cameramen thought that I was wronged and cried, but after hearing the second half of the sentence, I really wanted to cry.

The VR video is shot with a panoramic camera, which covers all 720-degree images of front, rear, left, right, up, down, and up. There is no room for cameramen to hide. Therefore, they can only place a still camera in the middle of the venue, and people hide far away.

Only one can be placed, not more, because they will record each other into the screen.

The reality show camera team, with dozens of people at every turn, is now all aggrieved and carrying buckets outside the venue.

The director said: "Still shots can be placed like this, but what to do with the camera? You can't just let the cameraman run with the guests holding the camera. The audience put on the VR helmets and turned around to look at the scenery, only to turn around and see the cameraman His big face...why is it so creepy?"

Lou Qingyan turned around and waved.

Everyone looked behind him, only to see that stupid suitcase following him again.

director:"……"

suitcase:"……"

The author has something to say:

Netizen: Dog food is sour and smelly!Don't even eat a bite!

Netizen: ...It smells so good.