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Convulsion Theater ~ (1)

Bai Yichen: Author!What happened when Xiao An was drunk? !

Author: How do I know, you can ask the person involved!

Bai Yichen: I asked, but Xiaoan said he didn't remember!

The author writes to someone: Are you frightened by the bondage, isn't there another party involved?

An Shipeng Yuanmu: I will tell you that my apprentice was drunk and forced me to copy calligraphy all night with a kitchen knife... TT Bai Yichen: ..., it seems that I am my real husband.

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Convulsion Theater (2)

Author: By the way, why do you insist on making breakfast by yourself?

Bai Yichen disdained: Humph!Do you think that I will let Xiao An see the kitchen that I have ruined into a black wall?

Author: Isn't it going to be discovered sooner or later? 囧...

Bai Yichen was even more disdainful: I wouldn't take advantage of him falling asleep after XXOO, and then find someone to clean up...

Try the water in this chapter~ Don't slap your face~

Wine culture is a major feature of China.

Whether the citizens ask for help or help others, in the end most of them will reach an agreement at the wine table to solve the problem.Therefore, drinking and socializing has almost become commonplace for those who are in business, and getting drunk is even more normal for them.

But Bai Yichen was an exception, he didn't socialize whenever he could, he really had to go, and he never got drunk, and An Ran was very satisfied with him.

Although An Ran was satisfied, Bai Yichen felt a little regretful.He has known Xiao An for six years, and they have been together for more than five years, but he has never seen An Ran get drunk.

People say that a beauty is drunk and has a different style. Although the current An Ran has made him want to hold it in his hand every day, and love him to the bone, it doesn't stop him from digging out the other side of his lover, doesn't it?

So a certain wolf with a big tail wagged its tail and made bad water in its heart. How could it find a way to get Xiao An drunk?The two have been together for so many years, and they have had sex for countless times, but Xiao An still can't let it go every time they get excited, maybe after getting drunk, she will be a little surprised?

It's a pity that Xiaoan seems to have a physique that never gets drunk. Besides, he has always paid attention to it. It is difficult for me to have the opportunity to challenge his limit in this regard.

Besides, judging from his experience, the more this kind of person who seems to be unable to drink, the more unfathomable his drinking capacity. If he is not drunk but dies first, it will be a waste of money ...

So Bai Yichen immediately remembered that An Shipeng seemed to have mentioned that An Ran couldn't drink red wine, and that he would act very differently when he drank too much, so he was immediately moved...

On Friday afternoon, it was rare for Bai Yichen not to go to work. Instead, after watching An Ran go out, he put on an apron, ran to the kitchen himself, took out the top-quality steak meat he had hidden before, and began to prepare the steak candlelight dinner for the evening.

After wasting an afternoon, the pot caught fire a few times, and almost burned the kitchen, Bai Yichen finally threw away the spatula in his hand, angrily ran to the living room to make a phone call—steak or something, it's better to order delivery , it’s not that important whether it’s delicious or not, anyway, for me, the main course is red wine with Xiao’an, hehehe…

So, when An Ran returned home at night, she suddenly found that the lights in the house were not turned on, and she sighed for a moment. Could it be that the power went out?He put on his slippers and walked to the only kitchen with light.

The scene in front of him stunned him: the kitchen did not turn on the light, the light source came from the candles on the table, and there were a few roses on the table, and there were two plates on both sides of the table, which were covered with lids, and the inside could not be seen clearly. What are you pretending to be.A bottle of red wine stood on the side of the table on a wine rack, and Bai Yichen was wearing his favorite suit, standing by the table, seeing An Ran coming in, he bowed and smiled very gentlemanly, "Dear Xiao An, welcome back."

An Ran and Bai Yichen have lived together for so many years, and she has a little understanding of his businessman's nature.Seeing him being so attentive at the moment, I always have some ominous premonition in my heart.Although he knew that as a lover, Bai Yichen would never deceive himself, but when facing such a Bai Yichen, it is always right to be careful.

Seeing that he didn't answer, Bai Yichen walked up to him and pulled out the chair for him to sit down.Then he lifted the lid on the plate, and a burst of aroma wafted into his nostrils. The food inside surprised An Ran a little: "Steak?" He asked immediately, "You made it? Why do you suddenly think of eating Western food at home?"

"Um, I made it." Without changing his expression, Bai Yichen took the credit for being the chef of the top western restaurant to himself, and recommended, "Don't worry, it's fully cooked, and the time is just right. Try it."

An Ran looked at him, suspiciously cut a piece of steak and put it into his mouth, then half-closed his eyes in satisfaction: Well, the beef is tender and plump, juicy and tasty, and the heat is just right.

He put down the knife and fork, and praised with some surprise: "I didn't expect you to have such a good craftsmanship, Brother Bai. You haven't shown it in the past few years. I have suffered a big loss." After finishing speaking, he cut it again. A small piece of beef rested in his mouth, happily chewing.

Seeing that he was satisfied with his meal, Bai Yichen poured the red wine into the goblet in front of An Ran without any trace. Seeing this, An Ran said, "Hey, Second Brother Bai, don't pour it out, I don't drink red wine."

"Why?" Bai Yichen raised the cup in his hand, pretending to be stupid, and said, "This wine has a very low alcohol content, it doesn't matter if you drink less, you won't get drunk."

An Ran hesitated and said, "But Master said, don't let me drink red wine..."

Bai Yichen told him that he still had some resentment for saying "my master said", but then he was relieved: the most important thing now is to deceive people, and whether it is "master said" or "Bai Yichen" is more important. The second brother said, "It's important, they can wait a while to discuss this issue in bed...

So Bai Yichen coaxed: "It's okay, you won't get drunk if you drink a little. Besides, you're at home and I'm here, so it doesn't matter even if you get drunk. Come, try it, it's rare, I've been looking for it for a long time I just found..."

Hearing what he said, An Ran still had some doubts in her heart, but in the end she couldn't help being attracted by the pure and transparent liquid, put it to her mouth, and took a small sip.

Sweet, a little bit astringent, with the aroma of grapes, very good to drink.An Ran licked her lips, looked at the cup, and took another big gulp in satisfaction.

Seeing this, Bai Yichen smiled in satisfaction: He knew that Xiao An wouldn't like pure dry red, so he specially found a sweet wine for him.Seeing that An Ran was satisfied with taking one sip after another, he quickly drank up the red wine in the glass and refilled half of the glass for him. Then he walked back to his seat in satisfaction and began to enjoy dinner—the next program will definitely consume a lot of money. Physical strength, so I must eat enough...

Twenty minutes later, Bai Yichen lay on the bed dumbfounded, looked at An Ran sitting on him with blushing cheeks, and looked at him with a somewhat blurred gaze, and roared in his heart: Even if I said that the next show will consume energy , but definitely not in such a way!What is wrong with this? !

Obviously things went very well at the beginning, An Ran only drank two cups before her eyes blurred and her face turned red, so Bai Yichen didn't even bother to take a few mouthfuls of food, so he coaxed and tricked someone into the He went to the bedroom, and he owed the remaining half bottle of red wine along with him.

After the two got together, An Ran had already logically moved to Bai Yichen's bedroom to live with him.So at this moment, he fell down on the side of the bed in a familiar way, watching someone skillfully undress and unbutton himself.

Perhaps it was the effect of alcohol, while he felt dry and hot, he also had a squirming desire surging from the depths of his body, clamoring, rushing, wanting to occupy his mind and dominate his body.

So, when Bai Yichen put his mouth close to his ear, sucking kisses and seductively in a low voice: "Honey, let's do something different tonight." This desire reached its peak.

Reversing the submissive attitude just now, An Ran suddenly sat up from the bed, hugged Bai Yichen, pressed Bai Yichen against the bed, then sat across his waist and abdomen, grabbed his hands, raised them high and fixed them on top of his head, bent over Leaning down, he blew ambiguously into Bai Yichen's ear, and said with a smile, "Well...listen to you...let's do something different tonight."

After finishing speaking, he took Bai Yichen's tie and tied his hands nimbly. He tried the tightness and found that it wouldn't hurt him, and then tied the other end of the tie to the head of the bed.

It was too late for Bai Yichen to realize that the situation was wrong. He wanted to struggle, but An Ran, who was drunk, seemed to have much more strength than usual. Although he wouldn't be hurt, he couldn't break free.So he had no choice but to coax him softly: "Xiao An, what are you going to do, let me go, be good."

Who knew that An Ran was unbuttoning his buttons slowly at this time, while smiling and said: "We are going to..." He nodded in a daze, "Yes, we are going to do something different."

Bai Yichen felt even more uncertain when he heard the words, he could only coax softly: "Xiao An, good boy, you're drunk, I'll take care of this kind of thing, let go of my hand."

An Ran looked at him for a while, then stubbornly shook her head and said, "I'm not drunk, I remember what you did to me." After finishing speaking, she leaned down, kissed his lips first, and then slid all the way along his neck. Facing his chest, the little tongue twirled around his chest, nibbling it with the tips of its teeth from time to time, and at the same time not forgetting to continue fighting with Bai Yichen's clothes.

Maybe it was because he really drank too much and couldn't grasp the strength well, so instead of feeling pleasure, Bai Yichen was bitten in pain.And when An Ran began to struggle with his pants, he finally couldn't help but began to struggle hard, trying to make An Ran let him go.

An Ran suddenly raised her head, looked at Bai Yichen aggrievedly, and asked, "Can't I be up there?"

"Ah?" Bai Yichen was stunned, what did Xiao An's words mean?

An Ran didn't care if the other party understood or not, but she said to herself, "Brother Tangning told me a few days ago that two people who love each other want to have each other, so why can you be on top and not me?" He said He said angrily, "Anyway, I want to be on top!"

It really was Tangning!Bai Yichen's face turned livid when he heard the words: he knew that even though so many years had passed.This bastard hasn't given up making trouble for himself.But the current situation...

Bai Yichen tried his best to raise his head, looked at his lover who had stretched out his claws, and said anxiously: "Xiao An, listen to me, you are drunk today, if you really want it, can we have another day? Besides, you didn't experience……"

Immediately, he let out a muffled snort, feeling his lower body suddenly enter a warm and humid environment.An Ran held little Bai Yichen in his mouth, and said vaguely: "No, I want today..."

"Hiss—" Bai Yichen shuddered in pain. When An Ran spoke just now, he seemed to accidentally scrape himself with his teeth.Only then did he realize that drunk people have no reason to talk about, so now, he can only coax in his heart, "Okay, just today, just today... hiss—Xiao An... With your tongue, yes, be careful not to touch your teeth..."

After getting permission, An Ran's movements seemed to be much more flexible. He tried hard to recall what Bai Yichen usually did to him.One hand gently caressed little Bai Yichen who had started to raise his head, playing with his tongue around his head from time to time, and the other hand slowly groped behind him.

Bai Yichen shivered in fright, but at this moment he could only resign himself to his fate and point out: "Xiao An, don't force yourself, the lubricant is in the bedside drawer." Forget it, since it's already like this, let him be on it once...

Hearing this, An Ran slowly crawled along Bai Yichen's body to the head of the bed. It seemed that he was a little thirsty due to desire. He picked up the half bottle of red wine that Bai Yichen had just put there, raised his neck, and took a sip. Upside down.

Now Bai Yichen felt like giving himself two slaps, he felt cold and cold: I owe you, I owe you.It's over now, don't expect to sleep tonight...

An Ran didn't understand her lover's psychological activities at all.He put the empty bottle back to its original place, found the lubricant that Bai Yichen bought specially for tonight in the drawer, then slowly opened the lid, and then... Lie on Bai Yichen's body, Bai Yichen closed his eyes without moving After waiting for a long time, I found that the person on my body suddenly didn't move. I looked sideways and saw, dumbfounded, that my lover, who was aggrieved and shouting to counterattack just now, fell asleep beside him with the lubricant in his hand. Yes, the breath is still spraying on his neck, making it itchy.

Bai Yichen tried his best to raise his head and looked at his current predicament: he was completely naked, his lower body was high-spirited, and there was a drunken lover lying on top of him. He suddenly felt that his idea tonight was really stupid, and even told him that An Ran had drunk red wine. An Shibeng, who was getting drunk, also held grudges - this guy didn't know the result, so he told him this on purpose, right?I don't know what happened when Xiao An got drunk last time...

After struggling twice, he found that the tie was tightly fastened, and there was no possibility of it being untied.So he collapsed on the bed helplessly, and sighed: I don't know when Xiao An's wine will wake up... No matter what I say in the future, I can't make him drunk...

When An Ran woke up, she was taken aback by Bai Yichen who was looking at her.He quickly untied Bai Yichen's tie, and asked about the previous night.

Bai Yichen didn't have the guts to tell about the tragedy that he almost lost the back door last night when he failed to plot against others, but he just blamed An Ran for being violent after drinking.

An Ran originally half-believed Bai Yichen's statement, but now seeing his naked body tied to the head of the bed in a state of embarrassment, and the dots of purple-red marks on his chest that she suspected to have left last night, she couldn't help but believe it.In the end, after he found out that he didn't "succeed" last night, he couldn't say he was relaxed, but he let out a sigh of regret. After massaging Bai Yichen's already numb arm, he turned over and prepared to get out of bed to make breakfast.

But at this time, Bai Yichen grabbed An Ran, and asked seriously: "Xiao An, do you really care about being down there all the time?" He paused, and continued, "If you really want to be up there, I can……"

Hearing this, An Ran stared at Bai Yichen in a daze, in his eyes, he didn't notice the slightest calculation, but everything was serious and sincere.So he smiled, "No.

After thinking about it, he blushed again, put his lips close to Bai Yichen's ear, and said softly, "Because I think it's a very hard job to be on top. And your skills are very good, I prefer to enjoy it... ..."

Although they've been together for five years, Bai Yichen was still moved by his lover's extremely ambiguous love words. He hugged his lover, ignoring the other's slight resistance, and rolled him onto the bed.

An Ran chuckled and refused: "Don't make trouble, we still have breakfast..."

Bai Yichen gently rubbed his lover's leg against his lover's leg, and blocked his lover's rejection with his mouth, until the person he kissed began to pant slightly, then he slid his lips against the other person's forehead and neck, and said seductively: "Darling , why don't you feed me first, and then I'll go to the kitchen to cook and feed you..."

Therefore, amidst An Ran's groans and gasps that soon sounded, the question of who will feed who first is not so important anymore.

And Bai Yichen's last thought when he was devoting himself to passion was: It seems that he is going to talk to Ji Jing about the issue of ups and downs recently...