This is definitely not rebirth

Bitui almost desperately rushed into the backstage to pick up the lunch box, but it happened that a burst of exciting music mixed with the start of the mecha engine sounded, and Xiao Bailian appeared on the stage gorgeously, and the warm-up performance officially started. On the ground, the blood of the beast was boiling, and he almost gave his heart to the innocent little princess who had just vacated the air and appeared on the stage. The almost crazy appearance made Bicui almost think that they had a cluster of madness.

In recent years, the supermodel Xiao Bailian, who has been popular in half the sky and pure girl LOLI series princess, raised her little hand shyly, with a few small eyes as if wanting to speak, fully interpreting the innocence, and finally softly threw out a completely unnutritious self-introduction: "Everyone Okay, I'm Xiaobailian, I'm glad to be cheap to everyone."

There was a chaotic howl of wolves off the stage, and on the stage, little white lotus looked like a frightened bunny, her round shoulders shrank slightly, her crystal green eyes were slightly moist, she looked pitiful and cute.

"You guys are so enthusiastic, I'm a little intimidated."

As a result, the howling of wolves in the audience became lighter by a few decibels, but it was much denser.

Approaching the stage to find out the situation, Bicui, who is now being squeezed under the stage, went from petrification, to calcification, to weathering, which is just a matter of a second. After that, he was pushed away from the front of the stage by the cruel white powder party, and was quickly excluded from the circle. He stared blankly at this pile of idiots.

Look, that is simply the epitome of an interstellar federation. Humanoid and non-humanoid, the Milky Way and extragalactic galaxies, you can name them all, and this is just an elite mixed with interstellar channels. Well, besides this group of elites, how many ordinary people are blinded by this hypocrite and become crazy about it?

Bicui felt that he should not go deeper into this issue, it was too dangerous, and the truth probably would lead to cranial nerve necrosis, and he would not be able to take care of himself from now on.So the lotus nobleman raised his forehead sadly, and walked back to the head of the patriarch, stumbling and dangling with his feet. This always capable assistant head stuttered in front of the boss for the first time, and he hesitated for a long time before fully narrating the whole content. And it is still a deleted version as appropriate, and the deletion is more ruthless than the general anus.

However, although Fengtian's EQ is a bit low and his love life has failed, he is still the elite among the elite and the head of the clan. Through limited information and comprehensive current situation, he also has a certain degree of understanding of this matter, and understands that he has become a lunch box The stand-in was regarded as the 'two meters' who blatantly picked his nose on the interstellar channel, had a wretched image, and behaved perversely.

Fengtian pondered silently, and then silently chose to remain silent. After all, he couldn't tear down his son's platform, and it would be useless to explain more. Anyway, after this face-to-face meeting, he has nothing to do—maybe, he shouldn't come at all. This meeting... damn Danqing.

The lunch box over there is jumping up and down on the stage to complete his part-time job, singing and dancing, all kinds of cuteness and cuteness have become instinctive, he is almost walking in the performance, and divides his heart to carefully ponder the inspiration just now, I also remembered my own cheap father, and then decisively saw Fengtian behind Fan Haiyang, that father whose appearance was 99% similar to his "Ermi" image, he almost stepped on the air and fell off the stage .

- I wipe!Elite daddy, great powerful daddy, you have to HOLD it.

While the lunch box was circling cutely, letting her gorgeous and exhausted skirt unfold under the action of centrifugal force, which made all the nerds in the audience go crazy, but at the same time, she complained all kinds of things about "stand-in dad" Son.

He said, there must be Danqing's credit for this, he must have deliberately tricked his father, otherwise how could he not have thought of this level with the brain of a science guy?Would you like to invite Fengtian to participate?Nima's unintentional intentions, but this just helped him cover up Ermi's affairs, I really don't know whether to thank him or his whole family.

At the end of the warm-up performance, the lunch box first thanked the fans, thanked the nobles of the Ark, thanked the President of the Milky Way, thanked the Universal Federation, and thanked the intelligent life forms of the entire universe. The feet of the white lace stockings and a pair of little red shoes were just put on the table, and they were still shaking, so rogue that they almost didn't pick their noses.

"Little lunch box friend, can we be more ladylike when we are little Bailian?" The manager persuaded in a low voice: "Are you really not afraid of being photographed by paparazzi?"

The little lunch box friend picked his ears, disapproving: "I can't even stop the paparazzi, so I might as well show my dick in public."

"Slaves are terrified! Master lunch box, please continue to shake your legs. You can't show your dick in public. For your daughter-in-law, you have to maintain a little image, don't you?" The manager almost knelt down, and hurriedly coaxed the child .

Saying nothing is as useful as talking about his wife. Thinking about his popularity, he is at the interstellar level. Although many times he really wants to be an interstellar dew jj, but thinking that this may be seen by his daughter-in-law, then he can't Well, just playing hooligans to his wife is not the same as playing hooligans to all intelligent life forms in the interstellar world. He has to make a good image and coax his daughter-in-law in the future.

"Okay, I know." The lunch box put down its legs, and lifted the toe of the socks rudely, sincerely hoping to develop quickly, and then use this as an excuse not to be Xiaobailian anymore.

——Damn Danqing, he took advantage of his eagerness to fool his wife and signed him a dead model contract. Unless there are force majeure reasons, he must continue to be this little Bailian... that black belly! ! !

"Where are you going?" The manager saw the child walking towards the outside in a hurry, and he had a terrible feeling. He seemed to hear the sound of cracks in the three views.

"Pee." Lunchbox pouted: "Together?"

Do you want to stand in front of the urinal and pee with the hottest pure female idol in the universe?Treating the Three Views like this is really too cold, too ruthless, and too unreasonable.

"No, you can do what you want." The manager covered his face with one hand, shook his hand slightly, and said in a tired tone, "I'm not in a hurry."

Naturally, he doesn't force the lunch box, and he's not a girl, so it's too boring to find a partner when he goes to the bathroom.So he continued to walk like a grandfather, heading towards the private bathroom that was blocked off the backstage, and then he saw a stranger on the way. Based on his memory, he was sure that it was not one of his dedicated team members, so he hurried Straightening his position, he instantly changed from a hooligan to a pure LOLI. He observed quietly, wanting to see what this person was up to, and considering whether to kill him immediately.

The other party approached and stopped in front of him. He also stopped and began to quietly observe the good position of the strike. It would be best to knock him unconscious with one blow, and then make the other party unable to clearly see that it was him who moved the hand. After that, even if the other party is innocent Yes, he can also excuse himself by saying that he doesn't even know about it.

"Hello."

The other party said hello, and the lunch box also decided to wait and see what happened, so he responded: "Hello."

"I'm lost, can you take me to the venue?" the other party said again.

Is it kidnapping?The lunch box thought to himself, the exit here is the meeting place, there is no other way to go through a simple passage, how could he frame him with such an idiotic reason?Do you really think he is a single stupid LOLI with a negative IQ?While thinking about it, he quietly observed the person in front of him. Judging from various characteristics, he should be a human from the Milky Way, and his face was only considered handsome. I really feel that this person looks too ordinary, so ordinary that he can be caught casually on the street, he is preliminarily estimated to be a different person, and he is also a high-purity one.Inhumans, genetically imprinted with the imprint of the weak, in this galaxy where mutations are rampant, in addition to the ability to reproduce, Inhumans are also capable of shooting, and there is basically no need to mention anything else.

Is it possible for pure aliens who are just aliens and not of mixed blood to appear in the Ark?No.Well, he guessed that this was the legendary 'pure breed' - said to be valued by the nobles, but after summarizing all the information, he felt more like a pure breed kept as a pet by the nobles.Moreover, it is said that the first generation of purebreds has become extinct, and some of them are fakes that have been copied N times.

So, this is a purebred clone.

"Hey, can you get lost in this way? Now you turn around 180 degrees, and then go all the way to the end to see the venue." The lunch box fluttered its big eyes and said innocently, "Brother is so stupid."

The other party smiled. Compared with today's more beautiful faces and purer and more genuine smiles, it turned out to be more simple and natural, very friendly.

"No, I'm just not sure about the direction, now I know." After that, he looked at the real small lunch box decorated with a little white lotus in front of him with pure black eyes, and before the other party felt something was wrong, he opened his mouth to break up the just started Emotion: "You are very suitable for this kind of dress, not too serious, so as not to waste this face, you know the joy of life better than him."

"What?" Lunchbox narrowed his eyes suspiciously, feeling that the purebred in front of him who suddenly had the aura of a magic stick seemed a little unusual, he forgot to pretend to be pure, and asked in a deep voice: "What do you mean by that?" ?”

"Hehe, I don't understand this either? First extract the doubtful points in the words, and then combine the clues you can find, and think about it carefully." The strange young man chuckled, raised his hand to touch the child's head, and teased in an intimate tone: "My brother is so stupid."

Nima, what a villain who must take revenge!

The lunch box completely forgot that he was not much better than others, and he gritted his teeth, but the man waved his hand, turned around and left from the passage, he didn't intend to stay to continue bickering or explaining his doubts, he wanted to arrest him He kept beating him for a while, but he found that his hair had no fighting spirit at all. If someone else dared to touch his head, wouldn't it have been blown off?But when that guy touched his head just now, his curly hair actually pretended to be dead!

And the lunch box, whose intuition has always been strong, did not pounce on it immediately. He finally realized that this person was not simple. After summarizing various clues, he summed up an answer-this person knew Fengtian, and this person probably knew his relationship with Fengtian. The relationship between father and son, this person is not simple, this person is not purebred or alien, and this person is not hostile.

Could it be... Could it be... Could it be...

The lunch box came to a sudden: "Could it be that he is Daddy's little honey? Yes, no wonder he came to see me specially, playing tricks and guessing games, it's really boring."

The communication signal burst out all of a sudden, interrupting the lunch box's speculation.

[Xiao Bailian, the next session is about to start, why did you pee for so long. ]

The lunch box flicked casually: "If you want to pee and pee, just squat down by the way, and I will be right back."

"..." The manager raised his forehead heavily, can we talk about sex without the appearance of Xiao Bailian?Self-destructive image does not bring ruining other people's dreams.

She quietly gathered the managers around Xiao Bailian, expressing her sadness, how can this idol keep destroying her image?

Xiao Bailian in this room was as busy as a bee, and Fengtian in that room was sitting quietly in a quiet corner of the venue amidst other people's pointing fingers. The frail young man came over with a rustic air, sat down opposite the three chiefs of the plant department, cleared his throat, and said what he wanted to say was like a black hole erupting, and he couldn't stop it.

"Yo, Ermi! Look at you, it's really a thing to pretend, but you have already lost your image on the interstellar channel. It's rare to be faceless. If you're a man, don't pretend to be 13. We all know what's going on with you , whether you pick your nose or your feet, I'm not surprised, everyone thinks so too, you are so unaccustomed to pretending to be an elite. Hehe, is this silver hair your daughter-in-law? You look so beautiful, no wonder you think about cooking for your daughter-in-law all day long, hello sister-in-law, I am Leihu, oh, did I forget to tell you? Yes, I am Leihu, Second Young Master, do you remember Me, your good brother."

"..." Fengtian's paralyzed face began to crack.

"..." Bicuicheng's head was empty.

"..." Huang Quan turned into a vinegar-soaked banyan tree.

What, killing aliens in public, will it trigger Star Wars?