This is definitely not rebirth

Without light bulbs, dating is naturally much more harmonious, although the lunch box wants to complain that Shenma inkstone is always so clean, old dating Shenma Plaza, Shenma Commercial Building, Shenma Natural Scenic Spot, Shenma Amusement Park, cheating , although the lunch box thinks that it can play all kinds of heavy-handed field battles, but in fact, it is absolutely impossible for such a straight-skinned person to have such perverted thoughts.

Speaking of this, the lunch box has to complain, tell me, the parents of this boy are also deeply in love, although in the end it became a tragedy in reality, but damn, his father is a scumbag lover, he My mother is also a character who can play with emotions. How could such a loving couple give birth to a log?

It's too unscientific to be so negative.

If it were someone else, facing such a cute and cute underage fiancée who grew up according to his preferences, even if he was restricted by the engagement ring and couldn't run the home run, it would be necessary to try something new, but Ke Yan had no such intentions at all.

So on this day, their itinerary is like this.

First, go to Jupiter’s Mars Square and look at the portrait of Wu Xipi. Well, although he thinks that guy may not want to stand on various planets in the Milky Way for the past N+ years and be shit by white pigeons and some unknown alien flying animals. But it's not a bad thing for someone to miss, so the lunch box bowed in front of the statue of the former comrade-in-arms brother, and secretly promised that he would take good care of Wu Hope and make him a great weapon.

As for the commercial building, it is definitely the battlefield of Yan, so when they came out empty-handed, the bills they signed were as much as the hair of a lunch box, and they all chose door-to-door service, all kinds of cute and formal outfits, and they still had a strong COS style Yes, it is estimated that it can scare a bunch of tough guys in the military region to death.

Next in the natural scenic area, I really have no love for a bunch of wild animals and plants, but I can't hold back my love for the fluffy animals, so I had a lot of fun in this trip, because he didn't notice the resentful face of a certain young lady at all. It can't be his fault, these ten years of acting career have provided Xiao Lunchbox with such good training opportunities that someone's face-changing skills have already reached perfection, as long as Yan just turned his face, Li Mochou's resentful woman's face would have changed in a second. Little Dragon Girl.

What I have to mention is that due to the exquisite face-changing technology of the lunch box, it successfully provokes the sense of wild crisis of the small animals, so that the probability of the small animals fleeing in panic increases by N times, making Yan think that he is not attracted to small animals. Because of his seriousness, he can't help but love the child who is extremely dependent on him. He thinks that the lunch box is the only exception and is willing to get close to his cuteness... As for the cuteness he thought, the stuffing is actually an interstellar-level top-quality wretched uncle's magic horse. will i tell you

Finally, in the amusement park at dusk, the lunch box looked at a lot of mobile games, and finally turned around and hid in Yan's blind spot, as if he was enduring a huge force breaking through his body. A note of yes!

A passer-by toddler: "Mom and Dad, what is that younger brother doing?"

Passer-by woman: "Hey, my brother has a stomachache."

Passer-by uncle: "No, probably polio. It's really rare these days. We can't distort special children."

The lunch box gritted its teeth and gave the middle finger to the three of them. The family of three ran away in fright. This special child was really cruel.

"Lunch box? What do you want to play with?" Yan turned his face and looked at the cute, tender and well-behaved child who looked like a little angel.

The lunch box blinked its bright green eyes, looked around hesitantly, and twisted its fingers coyly: "It looks fun, let's play the more ordinary ones first." After finishing speaking, he pointed to a certain High-speed, high-energy, high-risk mobile games, "..." Although it was the first time for Yan to come to an amusement park, he still respected the warnings posted on it, such as 'Young children, pregnant women and heart patients should not participate', etc. I can understand it, so I hesitated: "This is not an ordinary game, why not play that one first."

Yan pointed to the pink, cute, cute and innocent rotation with a bunch of little LOLIs playing... the coffee cup.

... What a big cup.

The lunch box secretly wished to throw the pile of cups out of the Milky Way with mental power, but after all, it was just an evil thought that flashed through his mind, and it was immediately suppressed.It's better to be cute than to use force!Therefore, the lunch box immediately moved the tears, and looked at his fiancé who had a negative resistance index to the poor little animal, and wiped away his tears first, and said with a hint of disappointment and a strong and sensible voice: " All right, bro, let's go play with the cup spinner."

Yan only felt that his heart was crushed by an invisible force, like those fatuous emperors in history textbooks, made wrong decisions, and always thought they were right, so in the end they walked into the super exciting Mobile games, so the lunch box screamed and slapped on Yan all the time, eating tofu, various legal obscenities, pure as Yan, always being a child because he was frightened crazy, and he felt so guilty about his lack of concentration and failing to guide the child on the right path .

Even so, the rest of their itinerary was still under the attack of tears from the lunch box, completely following the path of no horror, no excitement, and no touch. At the end, a certain evil uncle stuffed buns picked its teeth and burped, and finally grew up. Showing mercy, he innocently and innocently said to Yan who was selling and helping to count the money: "Brother, let's go ride that Ferris wheel."

Yan finally let out a sigh of relief, he was really worried that the child would break if he continued to play, he was so frightened just now, didn't he?

And the lunch box is even more high-end than Yan, the vice-captain of a special team of the high-level mech student military area. It is estimated that everyone in the amusement park is scared crazy, and it is not his turn, but Yan doesn't know, so he took the child to Ferris wheel, at the same time, he actually yearns for the Ferris wheel in his heart.

Sitting in the box, this Ferris wheel is an intelligent material, and there are many modes to choose from. Yan chose the mode in which you can see the whole picture from the inside, but you can’t see the situation in the box from the outside. Choosing this mode is just a part of Yan’s choice. This habit has no other meaning, but the lunch box is completely wrong.

You said, what is more prone to accidents than being alone in a sealed space and hanging in the air?

However, the rationality of the lunch box has not yet flown away. He knows exactly what kind of character this honest child is. He will observe carefully and find that Yan is only focused on enjoying the process of riding the Ferris wheel, and has not been at all during this period of time. As soon as he planned to do anything else, the villain in him immediately started reading the article and activated the secret technique - Xiaobailian's pure hooking up with Dafa.

"Brother, today is our [-]th anniversary together." Lunch box said.

"Eh, isn't it at the beginning of the year?" Yan Mingming remembered that he found the lunch box at the beginning of the year and tied it with an engagement ring.

"Oh...then today is the anniversary of the new residence." The lunch box tapped on the head, spit out the tip of the lilac tongue, playful and cute: "I remember wrong."

Yan patted the child's head, and said tolerantly: "I know you are not good at liberal arts, but in fact, the anniversary of your new residence is one month later."

your sister!Remembrance Day is dead and dead.

The lunch box turned the anniversary into scum in my heart, but it was still cute and cute on the surface. The curly hair was very face-saving and automatically replaced the original simple marijuana flower with a cute special bag. The cuteness +10086.

"Anyway, we've been together for a long time, brother, will you grow up with lunch boxes and not like lunch boxes?"

Honest Yan almost nodded, but seeing the child's expectant eyes, and because the child's height has not made much progress, and the appearance of the young teeth has been consistent for ten years, he finally couldn't bear to nod, but stroked the top of the child's hair : "No, I will always like you, and you should not grow too old."

The lunch box in the previous paragraph was full of joy, until the end... You shouldn't grow too big, you shouldn't grow too big, you shouldn't grow too big, and the endless loop.

Your sister, you're so deceitful, this is definitely a curse!

偏偏诅咒他的是自己爱的人，饭盒连把对方揍一顿的想法都没有，只能打断牙齿和血吞。He thinks about it, he tosses others all day, and there is Yan to toss him, the retribution of the heavenly cycle is not good, isn't it?

It seems that he has to work harder to toss others, so that the cycle of heaven and retribution cannot be satisfied, eh.

While making up his mind, the lunch box kept in mind his original intention, and continued to work hard: "But I'm still afraid, brother."

Yan had already turned his gaze to the scenery outside, but when he heard the words, he turned his face back.

He doesn't need much care but always has black long straight hair, blue and gold eyes of different colors, a handsome ascetic man who still maintains his beauty and temperament after contacting a group of bad guys in the military area. .

Yan didn't know the child's imagination, and a smile appeared on his usually expressionless handsome face: "Don't be afraid, I will protect you forever."

"Well, I believe in brother." The lunch box quietly recorded this with an armband, one is for the convenience of himself to put it on the back, and the other is for the convenience of reminding this honest child when he is shaken in the future, he must be responsible for what he has said God damn it.

Of course, this is something for later, and the lunch box now needs a little real recovery.

"But sometimes I'm still afraid, dreaming at night, dreaming that my brother is going to leave, no matter how I shout, I won't turn back, so sad." Your sister, the lines of the romance group are really sour.

While complaining, the lunch box buried his face in his palms, creating an illusion of sadness.

In fact, he felt that the content of this line was superfluous. If you want to leave, you don’t have a beginning. At this time, you should rush forward, stalk, kiss first, and then just push it down and eat it dry!

Yan sighed lowly, thinking that he is currently stationed in an alien planet, and there are not many chances of returning to Earth, so he felt uncomfortable: "Sorry, I... I couldn't think about it for you. You really need care. In five years, you will become an adult. The engagement ring can be untied, I will give you back your freedom, and find someone who can accompany you well...the house and savings will be left to you."

"...!"

The lunch box was about to growl: Son, where did you learn this scumbag's lines? !

At the same time, the small body threw itself into Yan's arms, hugged the thin waist tightly, and rubbed it hard: "Don't don't don't don't don't, I want my brother."

"Lunch box." Yan stroked the child's head and said helplessly, "I, actually, before entering the military academy, I had already signed an agreement in advance to get the highest benefits during school, but after graduation, I will obey the arrangement of the military. This agreement is valid. The time is 100 years."

The lunch box thinks, isn't this agreement something that some people can change with the flick of a finger?It's just that he doesn't want to interfere too much with Yan's private life, especially his career, until the necessary time. After all, Yan still has a heart to maintain the peace of the universe, which is also a kind of innocence, and he should protect it, right?

The lunch box thought quickly, and immediately held the slender fingers with well-defined knuckles with his small hands, touched the small hands to eat tofu, and abducted people: "Actually, when we are 18 years old, we will go directly to the certificate, and then use our husband and wife relationship. There is also preferential treatment, isn’t it? There will be more permission to visit relatives, and after I enter the military headquarters, I can also be transferred to your side, and we can face each other day and night, and we will get along with each other day and night, every night...cough cough."

Yan was slightly stunned. Although he had always had a marriage contract in raising this child, he never thought about anything other than raising a child. Would he actually become a real husband and wife?His face is a little hot. In the final analysis, he has never cared about certain physiological needs. Not to mention that he is relatively indifferent in terms of primitive desires. In the military department, he also uses this method to save time.

He is used to it, just like the original nutritional supplement, if it wasn't for the appearance of the lunch box, it is estimated that he could persist for a lifetime without having a physical relationship with anyone.

"I...you are still young, maybe in another five years, you will have new ideas." Yan can only say this, he thinks that with his personality, it is okay to be an older brother, but when the kind of person needs emotional life to maintain His husband and wife should have failed the exam, and he didn't want to harm this child who didn't know what it was.

You are young? !Another curse of this damn!

Lunch box gave the arrow of "you are still young" a bloody head, but he is a lunch box, a tenacious soul that could not be extinguished by the big bang N+ years ago, how could a mere curse be able to defeat him, so he immediately seemed to be hit again Like chicken blood, she held Yan's hand and touched it, her eyes sparkling: "I don't care, my dream now is to be my brother's husband, you promise me, you must never change your mind." Otherwise, who do you like? , Uncle will tolerantly bring blessings to let that person be completely destroyed materially and even spiritually, and then take advantage of the situation, jie jie jie jie~

In fact, the child's worry is completely unnecessary. Yan never thought that he would prefer children other than lunch boxes, so he could not resist such a request at all, and could only nod: "Well, if you insist, I will not change."

The lunch box is half relieved, at least the honest child will be responsible for what he said, right?Then in the later stage, he only needs to work hard to artisticize, abstract, and fantasize about the things he concealed, and the fact that he may grow to be more than two meters tall, then the wife will definitely not be able to escape.

"Okay, let's tick and stamp."

Yan saw the child's white and tender little hand, unprepared, smiled and stretched out his little finger, giving it a hook, but who knew it was driven by a clever force, and in the next second, a soft kiss was printed on his lips, and he even licked it. , let him froze on the spot.

The lunch box didn't dare to be too cruel, kissing and licking probably touched the bottom line of this honest child, looking at the red tide spreading rapidly on that handsome face that had no expression all day long, the lunch box was itchy like ten thousand ants biting, I really wanted to turn into Bulldozer, just push your lover down on the Ferris wheel.However, of course, this can only be a dream, and now he can only use his mental power to make some small moves.

In the surveillance room——

Staff A: Hey, the Ferris wheel has become so slow.

Staff B: Really?Maybe it's a program error, I'll ask a technician to fix it.

Technician C: Huh!This is... an external factor.

So, when the cute child pulled down the red-faced and absent-minded inkstone, the Ferris wheel was marked as under construction and suspended.

That day, the lunch box still had an innocent appearance, tricked Yan into the bathroom to wash in vain, and tricked him into bed to sleep together, but Yan couldn't fall asleep, and kept thinking about that kiss—it felt so unreal, like being kissed by a kitten, so good cute.

Yan, who was born more than [-] years ago and has never been approached by small animals, successfully took the wrong line.

And I thought I threw a small stone in Yan's heart lake, in fact, this stone was a slightly mutated lunch box, and slept soundly and soundly. In the dream, he grew to more than two meters high, hugging his wife, with a face full of beatings Desperately smiled.

The next morning, the computer notified that someone was asking to enter, and Yan hugged the sleepy-eyed child who was leaning on him, and when he opened the door, he saw the dark-faced captain——Wu Hope.

"Special mission, the holiday is cancelled." Wu hoped to say.