This is definitely not rebirth

After eating a meal, it was quite harmonious. The lunch box recommended chrysanthemum to Fan Guo from time to time, but Fan Guo was unmoved. Chrysanthemum didn't notice that she was being promoted and slowed down. She ate happily all the time, making the lunch box want to kick to death under the table This foodie.

After all, the meal was full, and Chrysanthemum was kicked by the vicious sister... the child to be Cinderella, and to deal with the dishwasher, while the other three were eating fruit in the hall.

"You really don't think about him?" Lunch Box asked again.

"..." Fan Guo stared speechlessly at the three-year-old matchmaker who was not even as tall as his thigh, and twitched, "Can he see it in a LOLI outfit?"

The lunch box plucked up the courage to imagine it, and almost spat blood on Fan Guo's face: "Can we not be serious?" Unfilial N+ grandson!

"So don't worry about it, I only like that kind of soft and soft LOLI." After that, he carefully looked at the small lunch box with his sharp eyes.

Wearing a little white dress, with jasmine pinned, fluffy curly hair, and a cute baby face, the whole looks soft and easy to push down.

"Now, Zhengtai can also accept it."

"Fuck, I'm a married man!" The lunch box threw Fan Guo's slippers on his face... Don't be too harsh about incest between grandparents and grandchildren!

Fan Guo took off the slipper that was stuck on his face, put on a cute and innocent face, and was immediately covered by another slipper.

The lunch box is Sparta, so tall and strong, don't make such a face, okay?The noise made him tremble all over, cold wow.

Yan saw that the child got along well with Fan Guo, and did not intervene. He found that the child had no close friends in the kindergarten. It was not bad to have a friend who looked a little old but was only 16 years old. It was actually quite touching to make friends with Wangnian... …Huh?Seems like something weird got in there.

"Hey, can you teach Yan a little martial arts?" Lunchbox went straight to the point and asked N+ grandson. In fact, if he was older, he wouldn't have to let this grandson do it, and he could teach him. After all, he was brought up by Ke Ke. , To count the authenticity, no one in Fan's family can compare with him now, but it's a pity that his height is less than one meter, which is a sad defect.

Fan Guo was slightly stunned, then frowned and looked at the child: "This is impossible. The Fan family has family rules. Only disciples or relatives can learn Fan family's martial arts. You can't randomly recruit disciples or impart knowledge of martial arts. In addition, I have no qualifications to be a master." , not to mention reckless teaching.”

The lunch box nodded: "I understand."

Fan Guo looked at the child who started to pick his nose again, he was surprised that the bastard let go so easily, he always felt that something was wrong.

Indeed, how clever the lunch box is, he thought it over, and later told Yan that Fan Guo promised to teach him martial arts, and then passed it on to Yan one by one, saying that N+sun taught him.Wow ha ha ha ha... I really am a genius.

"Hey, Second Young Master, can you make your expression less lewd?" It's very ruinous.

"..."

For this meal, the matchmaker failed and the master failed to find it, but the lunch box was satisfactory. After sending Fan Guo away, he could only pat Chrysanthemum on the back because of his height: "Don't worry, child, I just found it." If you don't have a good home, uncle will cover you and give you delicious food and spicy food."

In the first part, Chrysanthemum listened in a daze, but in the second part she understood and was happy: "Okay, I want to eat Dongpo pork tomorrow!"

The lunch box slapped Chrysanthemum's ass, and said, "That's all!"

"Indecent!!!!" Chrysanthemum's eerie cry echoed in the room.

The chrysanthemum was kicked, the child put the bath water away, and asked Yan, who was busy doing homework, to take a bath. The two soaked in the bubble pool, the child squinted his eyes comfortably, and Yan was so cute Squint your eyes.

"Your hair has grown too." Yan picked up a lock of curly hair that had crossed the tip of the child's chin, and the curly hair curled around his fingertips in a friendly way: "It's so cute."

The child exploded: "Don't mention cuteness, don't mention cuteness!!!"

This reminded him of the report summed up by the sister of the domineering medical department. The physical injury was level one, and the mental injury was level five. He lost 1cm of height due to unknown reasons. Calcium supplementation and rest were seriously needed.Then the girl who was more masculine than the man laughed boldly and said, "Maybe she shrank from fear."

Shrink your sister!

At this moment, the child was really hurt. This height is not advancing but retreating. Where is his two meters?

"Okay, I will grow taller, and I will grow taller in the future." While smoothing the hair of the child, Yan thought, in fact, it is best to continue to be this tall.

How could the lunch box not understand Yan's thoughts?He was so angry that his teeth were itchy and there was nothing he could do, he swore that if he drank milk as boiling water in the future, he would grow to two meters one day, and let this meter go to hell!

He forgot that he didn't even have one meter now, and he was even 1 cm away from one meter.

Yan washed and brushed the child, and then said: "Wear a little cheongsam tomorrow?"

...God, help me.

A week later, Xiao Lunch Box finally went back to school. On this day, he finally put on men’s clothes again. He saw a little penguin walking briskly into the classroom, and received countless sympathetic eyes, among which the teacher’s was the strongest. It was the most peaceful day of sleep in class, and she was not punished at all, the Rainbow Star half-race sister even said with pity.

"Lunch box, we are good girlfriends. If you have anything on your mind to tell me, I will try my best to listen."

"..." Girlfriend, your sister!The little penguin is Sparta, and the good mood of wearing back to the formal attire has all evaporated.

Lunchbox, who was already far behind in the course and was sleeping the whole time, got a D in the class quiz, and Lunchbox accepted the report card indifferently. The merciful tiger watched the little penguin leave until the flying shuttle that appeared suddenly took him away.

Is the small lunch box just so incompetent and kidnapped?Of course not, because the people in the shuttle were loaded with live ammunition at that time, not to mention that he was incapable of fighting, but the meat-legged teacher not far away and a bunch of little brats around him were bound to cause casualties if they made a fuss, so he was still obedient. He was kidnapped. In this way, at least the teacher can call the police for him.

Kindergarten teachers did, but it didn't help much with the status quo of lunchboxes either.

As a child, he was still put on a helmet that interfered with the five senses, and was taken to an unknown place. He was so guarded against a three-year-old child, which showed how cautious the other party was.

About an hour later, the lunch box regained its vision and saw clearly that he was in a secret room that was too clean. There was a white anti-collision wall in front of him, as well as a white flower bed and teacups. He was the only one in the whole world who was colorful, and he looked very beautiful. It was maddening, the lunch box sat obediently on the soft bed, analyzing who was making trouble for him.

He has analyzed that the one who offended recently, apart from the liar who gave information about his winning the lottery, is Long Wen, the favorite. Between the two, the liar should not know his real identity. Otherwise, with such a fierce information offensive, he might have come to the door directly. La.As for the proud son, after being treated so badly, it is estimated that his vitality has not yet recovered, and he is not capable of fighting this battle. That is... the family behind the proud son.

The thing is just like the plot played in that TV series, Zhujiao just woke up to the truth, and the truth immediately jumped out to confirm his idea - the white wall in front of him suddenly became transparent, revealing Long Wen's white face, and behind him were two people, Looking at his posture, he didn't look like an ordinary follower, but more like a watcher.

"Stinky brat!"

Long Wen's startled and angry voice came from behind the white wall, and the lunch box shrieked like a normal child and shrank in the corner of the bed.

"..." Long Wen suddenly threw himself on the transparent wall like crazy: "You pretend! You pretend, you pretend again! I know you are a hateful devil! Show me your true colors."

"Hey, so scary." Lunchbox shrank in the corner of the bed, buried his face in his bent knees, and said this in a crying voice.In fact, he was yawning, and decided to close his eyes to rest his mind, occasionally moaning twice to show that he was still afraid.

"Smelly brat!!!!" Long Wen slammed the transparent wall frantically, "Let me in, I'll beat him to death! He's not an ordinary three-year-old kid at all, this brat! He's a devil! His There is a devil living in his body! Open his brain! There must be a alien living inside!"

As expected, Long Wen was dragged away by two monitors, all the way he kept talking about how dare you treat this young master like this, which showed the lower limit of his IQ.

The lunch box sighed, what a brain-dead father must be to raise his son with such an IQ.

Then the brain-dead father appeared behind the wall as if he had heard a child's call, and asked in a lonely and emotionless voice, "Are you the lunch box?"

"..." Lunch Box raised his face timidly, and continued to act cute: "Yes, Uncle, who are you? Why did you bring me home? It's scary here, can you let me out? You look like a good person."

The members of the Long family, who looked like good people, were silent, and then they said "take a good rest" in an inscrutable way and left, left, left.

Your sister pretends to be bilith!

The lunch box knocked the back of his head against the wall, and as expected, he felt a soft elasticity, which did not hurt at all. This is the legendary small suicide-proof closed room, which is specially used in the dangerous wards of major mental hospitals. It is a must for all kinds of lunatics. Bei Liangpin: "Hey, don't you think Long Wen needs this equipment more?"

The lunch box picks his nose and thinks about how to escape from the secret room. In addition, he is a little worried about whether he will make Yan's tongue feel uncomfortable if he only eats nutrients without cooking.

In fact, Yan, who was worried about his tongue, was coldly reading a message written on a piece of paper. Finally, he rubbed the piece of paper away, left the military academy silently, and walked towards Long's house.

Even if it was a place he was unwilling to go in his whole life, he had to make a trip today for the sake of the child.

But in the secret base of the Long family, it is actually far away from the place where the lunch box is closed. The so-called transparent wall is just some technical product, which makes them mistakenly think that there is only one wall separating them.

Then the Patriarch of the Long family asked the person in charge of monitoring what the child was doing. After a strange silence, the person in charge replied: "The child picked his nostrils in the closed room for two hours, ate a meal, and then whirred." Big sleep."

"..." The Patriarch of the Long family thought of his son who was driven mad by anger, and completely believed that he had not been able to avenge the child for his son, and he understood why his son was mad by anger.So he thought for a while and said, "Turn off the heating and cool him off."

So the sleeping child curled his lips and cursed the old man secretly, torturing him, right?right?When I grow to two meters, I will strip you naked and throw you into the frozen lake to soak.