This is definitely not rebirth

Lunch Box has always regarded himself as the protagonist of his life, and others are either CP, supporting roles, or cannon fodder.

Obviously, the only value of cannon fodder is to try to offend the protagonist, and then be killed by the protagonist.

It's just that the cannon fodder was still very good before the protagonist's cheating. For example, now, they are alone and surrounded by a group of burly men. How do you look at it? Just to take off a layer of skin in retaliation, right?

However, the lunch box firmly believes that after this, he will fight back with an eye. This time it is not a matter of swollen one side of the testicle.

Although he was determined to retaliate, and the lunch box would not want to suffer, but this group of people obviously had no patience, and immediately attacked, Yan hugged him as a burden, he couldn't stretch his hands and feet at all, and he couldn't run away.In order to protect him, Yan had been hit several times in a blink of an eye, and the kick in the middle of the vest almost knocked them to the ground, but Yan's arms that held the child tightly did not loosen.

The lunch box thought to himself that Yan probably would not leave him and run to ask for help, and felt that the young man didn't know how to change things, and was slightly moved and happy, although it was a bit dangerous to have such feelings under such circumstances.

"Brother, I'm going to find someone to help." Lunchbox said in Yan's ear, seeing a cannon fodder attacking from behind, he immediately pulled out one of the two shells in front of his chest, and threw it over with the gesture of throwing a hidden weapon, Hearing an ouch, the man covered his balls and shrank on the ground, tears streaming down his face, and convulsed silently.

Seeing this posture, the rest of the attackers felt pain, and stared fearfully at the other shell in the lunch box's hand.Listening to the impact sound just now, it seems that something has broken unfortunately.

Yan didn't pay attention to what kind of attack the lunch box made. He frowned when he heard this suggestion. The battle made his breath a little unsteady, but his determination to protect the child was still firm: "You can't run now, I will protect you." you."

Lunch Box Yuanmu: "Brother, no matter how short my legs are, running away will relieve you of the pressure. Believe me, I will protect myself."

"...You have a fish tail now, how do you want to run?" Yan hugged the child, turning his legs to pick up the cannon fodder that was rushing over him, his movements were neat and lingering, he frightened the opponent with his eyes, and said in a deep voice: " I'll take you out of here, don't worry."

"...Do you really think I'm a mermaid?" Lunchbox doesn't want to hit Yan, it's good to have confidence, but they obviously don't have this condition now, so he decided not to be a burden, lying in someone's arms and waiting to save something, Only three-year-olds can do it.

The lunch box quietly touched the locking device of the fish tail, drove the opponent back with the inkstone, spotted a gap, and unlocked the control lock as quickly as the one who hid his ears and steal the bell, the fish tail slipped open, and the small body slipped out of the boy's arms. So the little naked man in the little yellow chicken underwear held the shell and ran wildly, successfully intimidating the opponent and breaking out of the encirclement.

"..."

For a moment, everyone fell into some kind of strange misunderstanding, watching the little yellow chicken trousers twist and turn away, and felt that they were dazzled.

"What are you doing?! He ran away, chase after him!" Long Wen's hatred for the child overwhelmed all his embarrassment, and when he found the child running naked, he immediately ran after him, his height advantage allowed him to quickly approach the child.

The lunch box heard footsteps, looked back, I wipe!This was caught up?The little short legs are really lonely like snow.While complaining, the child immediately raised his hand and threw it. Long Wen remembered that the child had a shell in his hand, and the child was very dangerous, so he immediately raised his hand to protect his crotch. The next moment, the shell hit the bridge of his nose, knocking him off his feet.

"Master Long!"

He helped the young master up with a cannon fodder, and saw that the bridge of the young master's nose was swollen and bruised, and the two lines of nosebleeds were pulled down, which was indescribably wretched, although the young master's face showed nothing but fright, fury and anger. The expression of the pattern, but still can't reduce the obscenity... Is the egg broken?Or is it worse to have a nosebleed?this is a problem.

"Young master, you have a nosebleed!" Cannon fodder A exclaimed, exaggeratedly as if what my young master sprayed was not nosebleed, but uncle.

Long Wen touched the wetness under his nose, and he saw the blood-stained fingers, how embarrassing it must have been, he turned his head to see Long Yan who had obviously reversed his defeat because he took away some of his hands, and looked at the man with his short legs The lunch box ran farther and farther away, its eyes were red, not because of grievances and crying or something, but because of madness and bloodshot eyes.

"I'm going to screw that kid's head off!"

After all, this young master with good grades in the military academy looks like the upper body of Snow White's stepmother, trying his best like an old witch to catch up with the child, and finally pounces like a frog, grabs a small piece of fabric, and throws himself down. child.

Long Wen was overjoyed, and was about to slaughter the child when he was suddenly shocked by a scream that made his eardrums hurt!

"Indecent!!!!! Rape!!!!!!!!!... No, I don't want it!"

Certain sensitive words activated the anti-wolf ornaments on the ankles of the lunch box, which immediately released a non-lethal but absolutely crippling neurotoxin. Long Wen had just recovered from the dizziness caused by the piercing of the eardrums by the magic sound, and suddenly burst into severe pain. Limbs and limbs were all skeletal, making him convulse all over.

Looking at it from a distance, I saw a young man pressing down on a child stirring discordantly, what a beast.

"What are you doing?!" Fan Guo stared at this scene dumbfounded, in disbelief: "Ermi, you are a man with a fiancé, and it's not enough to provoke Captain Liangyin, yet you openly fight in the school?"

The lunch box was happy to see that there was a helper, but what Gao Dadai said made him almost cry stupidly. He just wanted to spray this guy with blood on his face: "Did you mess with your sister, Field Nima, didn't you see any beasts wanting to fight?" Destroy the flowers of the motherland?! Hurry up and be brave, beat him to death!"

At this moment, Fan Guo also saw some tricks, and the corners of his lips twitched slightly: "You still want me to fight? You are still not human, he is foaming at the mouth, and his eyes are turning white."

The lunch box silently looked at the proud son of the Long family who was poisoned by the anti-wolf device and was foaming at the mouth, and with two lines of nosebleeds, he secretly pulled the half-faded little yellow chicken trousers, and was horrified: "I wipe it!" , the gift of chrysanthemum is really cruel."

"..." Are you cruel?Fan Guo didn't want to complain, seeing that he had caught up, was shocked by the situation, and was hesitating whether to step forward, the real cannon fodder, he wrung his knuckles and compared those people: "Solve it?"

"It's fine to beat him until he can't take care of himself. Yan is at the front, so I have to help him quickly." Lunch Box said while trying to snatch the underpants back from Long Wen who was stiffened by the poison.

The future of the wolf and tiger Fan family can be regarded as a proud son, but he is a bit thick. Fan Guo, who is a girl with a glassy heart, has never been used to bullying behavior, let alone bullying the weak with more?This was intolerable to his upbringing or moral values.So this otaku and internet ladyboy ignited black energy all over his body, bursting out and pounced on those real cannon fodder who were hesitating, swinging iron fists harder and harder, punching to the flesh, only to hear short and miserable cries one after another Soon, the cannon fodder was lying on the ground, and Fan Guo rushed to help Yan.

The lunch box was still trying to grab the pants of the little yellow chicken, but Long Wen was holding on too tightly, he wished he could trample on Long Wen's ugly face that he could see before, but now he couldn't recognize it at all.The child looked sullen, and said with a stern expression like a stepmother: "I'll wipe it, don't grab my pants, don't let go, I'll take off your knuckles one by one, and then poke off your dick!"

"What's wrong?!"

The lunch box was startled, and looked up to see that many people were running towards this side. It was obvious that there was too much movement just now, which really attracted the attention of the public.The lunch box's complexion changed, and suddenly changed from a snowstorm to a rainy spring in March. The pear blossom looked like she was crying, and she fell to the ground, her little hands were soft and tenaciously pushing the big hands on her panties, pitiful and Innocently begging for help: "Big brother, let me go, I don't want you~~"

The people who rushed over were shocked and angry when they saw such a posture.

Beast!Such a small child can do it!

One of the upright older sisters immediately took off the school uniform jacket of the boy next to him and put it on for the child. The military boots stepped on Long Wen's arm heavily but steadily and twisted it. With a creak, Long Wen's hand twitched and let go.The eldest sister smiled: "It's okay, my sister is from the medical department, and now I will take you to rest, okay?"

The lunch box looked at the smiling face of the heavenly official in front of him, and then at Long Wen's dislocated and twisted elbow, and thought to himself: Chrysanthemum, look at the same medical soldier, what kind of combat power does this sister have, you?It's embarrassing.

"Okay." The lunch box, who knows current affairs, immediately hugged the sister with a good face, a good figure, and a strong body. She corrected her attitude and did not dare to make any unnecessary movements. She said timidly: "My brother is behind, they want to catch me, brother No, I'm fighting with them, I'm afraid he'll get hurt."

Several military students heard the news and immediately went up to help. Although a muscular man has already gone, they may not get much work, but at least they can improve efficiency, can't they?

If Long Wen knew what kind of bean paste bun he had messed with, he would probably spray him with blood for 3 minutes.

The lunch box was taken away weeping, Long Wen was also carried away, after all he couldn't be allowed to die here.

In fact, when Fan Guo killed those cannon fodder and ran to help, Yan had already solved the trouble and was running towards this side. When he saw Fan Guo, Yan heaved a sigh of relief. He was a little limping and leaned against the wall, panting. In one breath: "Where's the lunch box? Did you save him?"

Seeing Yanhong's swollen ankle, Fan Guo took the initiative to help him, and said carefully: "The lunch box is fine, he is in front."

"Why are you here?" Yan asked.

Fan Guo wanted to say that he came here specially to see how frustrated the lunch box was after suffering the "pain closest to death", but when he thought of the oath he had made, he immediately went back to the stove and said: "Then what... Actually, I am also a military student , but different from you, because I'm only 16 years old."

"..." Yan was a little uncomfortable with a strong man full of vicissitudes in front of him, so he nodded silently and did not expand the topic.

Naturally, they met another group of people who came to help, and then the work of cleaning up the cannon fodder was left to them as a matter of course. When they went to the No. [-] Medical Department, the Discipline Inspection Department had already come to understand the situation.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw a child covered with a blanket and with his fragrant shoulders half exposed, crying heartbrokenly. Although the words were broken, the words were clearly pronounced and there was absolutely no ambiguity. That's what he said.

"Hey... Big brother covets her beauty... Boom... Suddenly he brought a lot of bad guys to surround him and brother Yan. Brother Yan blocked them in order to save people, but that big brother... Hey, he rushed forward Tear off other people's shells, pick off both of them, blah...then tore off the other's fish tail... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...Later, he rips off the other's little one... He kept his trousers and trousers, touched people, and sprayed nosebleeds! Hey...they didn't hit him again, why did he inject blood, did he die? It's terrible, but fortunately, big brother Fan Guo came and saved him Brother Heyan, oh...otherwise I really don't know what to do."

The officer of the Discipline Inspection Department silently recorded the confession of the three-year-old child, and was secretly shocked that the young master of the Long family had such a beastly habit. The future of the Long family is worrying... I heard that the middle-aged man is not very smart , so interbreeding is even worse, is that true?Thinking about it, how could those high-ranking fellows of the nobles easily hand down good genes?Obviously, this proud son of the Long family is a mixed blood of inferior products, alas, how sad.

Wait, all kinds of brain supplements appear, and the lunch box is unknown. He only knows that he has successfully distorted the facts to achieve the greatest discrediting effect.

Brat, you have to learn from your master about retaliation, Jie Jie Jie.