This is definitely not rebirth

In the end, the conspiracy of the lunch box was not carried out, because the two older 'elders' both believed that one should not be too immoral in life, and it would be fine if Long Wen didn't come to make trouble, but let's deal with it when it really comes.

The lunch box is very pessimistic about the passive face of these two young people. You must know that the Second Second can't be understood in the way of ordinary people's thinking. Waiting for Long Wen to take the initiative or something is too passive.However, as a three-year-old child, no matter how reasonable he is, people above his biological age will treat him as a child's talk, rub his head and ignore it, which makes the lunch box very depressed.

... One day I will grow to two meters, when the time comes, let you touch my head, let you touch my head!

When you meet your great-N+grandson and ask about your lunch box, it would be a nightmare. Why do you say that?This starts from the development of the two-person line just now to the three-person line today.

From the ancient "threesomes must have my teacher" to today's "playing 3P requires new tricks" can prove that if two people are okay, three people will definitely not be good.

This is deeply experienced from him, let me tell you, Yan’s loli control had just emerged, and he met a master of loli control, who instantly stimulated Yan’s potential to the extreme, skipped the elementary level and went straight to the master level.Originally, the clothes I picked were fresh and trendy, but now they have developed into various weird styles, and the lunch box is deeply on the forehead.

Sure enough, is it wrong to compromise casually and wear a princess dress?Do you want to show your determination streaking now?

Just when the lunch box felt that ruining childhood was not enough, and was considering ruining the Three Views, Fan Guo handed Yan a little angel costume, and this slender, upright military cadet turned his face while wearing the angel costume, with a strange look on his face. The pupils are shining brightly.

To put it bluntly, the lunch box and Yan are together no more, no less, and there will be half a semester plus half vacation. Yan has always been a bit dull, doesn't know how to relieve stress, and is suspected of being autistic.The lunch box has been quietly observed, and it has been more than four months, and this baby has not even masturbated... It is so shocking!Of course, you can't expect this uncle to know what it means to be pure-hearted and ascetic, so when the lunch box discovered that the only time Yan would relax was when he was cute, so he practiced hard to save this young man from suffering.

In this way, the lunch box felt that he was starting to become a bit in dire straits, because he seemed to be infected with the stubborn disease of being cute, and he had developed a bad habit... that is, once the heterochromatic eyes appeared to pray, he would instinctively compromise.

So much so that after he took over the angel costume, he realized that he actually wanted to resist, to show his will, and to stand firm.

Until the door of the fitting room closed behind him, the lunch box silently looked at the holographic display of the young lady who replaced the mirror in the fitting room, wishing to make him look like an angel.

In the end, the lunch box still put on this angel costume, and he couldn't stop babbling: "Nimma, what kind of clothes are these, and there are a pair of chicken wings! Shit, it's a halo, it's a halo, your sister, this light can blind you!" Dog eyes, what is it! What is this bang, what is this bang?! The magic bang is a kind of curse Smecta! Who will tell me why this angel’s panties are lace cloth What?! Too lewd! The designer of this dress was definitely an angel with broken wings in his previous life!"

Looking at the holographic projection in a white gauze dress, with a halo on his head and small wings on his back, the brown-haired and blue-eyed little angel seemed to have a sacred temperament because of this outfit, he couldn't help picking his nose: "Uncle Sure enough, she is naturally beautiful, Nima's chicken wings have also become cute, is there any?"

At the same time, in the fitting room next to him, a fat circle wearing the same angel outfit came out, saw the lunch box, and silently retracted the chubby short legs that had just stepped out.

Walking out of the automatic door at the lunch box side, waving the little fairy wand, she said childishly, "Brother, brother, look~ I'm a little angel~ Isn't it cute?"

Both Yan and Fan Guo's eyes brightened, Yan watched the child run to him, and raised his buttocks on one foot and spun around. The white little angel's wings flapped one by one, as if they could fly up at any time. The halo casts a soft glow on the brown curls.

Yan held his heart and sighed softly...An angel descended to earth.

Fan Guo immediately recorded this scene with his own memory armband, which became another favorite of his collection.

The sharp-eyed lunch box immediately noticed the actions of the great-N+grandson. Because he was very dissatisfied with the behavior of the strong man teaching the bad inkstone, the small lunch box burst into resentment, and the hand holding the fairy wand freed his little finger to pick his nose. The expression on his pink and lovely face was ferocious and Obscene: "Hey, the strong man over there, you need to charge money for secretly taking pictures of me, it's so expensive."

"..." Fan Guo silently deleted the video, he didn't want to have a nightmare yet.

The fat and round parents looked at the door of the locker room in tears... Children, you don't have to feel inferior, at least your heart is more angelic than Nawa.

Going shopping on this day has been very fruitful, especially Fan Guo is also a rich man, he really likes the appearance of the lunch box, and he also sent a lot of clothes to the lunch box...all are LOLI outfits, some cute and cute and some COS style girls children's clothing.

The lunch box silently cursed Fan Guo in his heart that he would never get a girlfriend.

Out of politeness, Yan invited Fan Guo to have a meal of gnawed chicken. In the very lively fast food restaurant, it was just right for the burly Fan Guo to occupy a seat for two, eating junk food made by cooking robots, and accepting the love of the surrounding warm families. The eyes were baptized, and the Angzang man couldn't help but feel a little stomachache.

Is this thanks?Fan Guo couldn't help taking a peek at the young lady who had changed back into the princess dress, and immediately met a pair of watery and innocent eyes.

"Uncle Fan, is the chicken delicious?"

Fan Guo nodded silently, and said, "Actually, I'm only 16 years old."

"..." the public.

Lunch box: "You look really anxious."

"..." the public.

Fan Guo turned his head silently, and decided not to ask for blows.

After that, for a week, because Yan was on vacation, the lunch box was busy showing off its cuteness, so I didn't play the game.

On the last day of the holiday, Chrysanthemum came back with a bunch of gifts in her arms to eat dinner. When she just entered the door, she saw a lady dressed in cute women's clothing, as if struck by lightning, the gifts in her hands were scattered all over the floor, and there was a lot of movement.

"I feel like... I've opened an incredible door."

After a long while, Chrysanthemum squeezed out this sentence in a hoarse voice, the horses in the heart of the Gobi Gobi, the herd of grass and mud horses entered the migration season.

Of course, although the lunch box that has been activated with the pseudonym system has accepted the setting, it does not mean that he will not take revenge. On that day, Juhua ate a meal of mustard bibimbap, and tears filled her eyes the whole time, but she dared not have any opinions... What is this? , It turned out that a little joke of his caused such a fact, it was really not his intention, but the reality is always so cruel.

After Chrysanthemum left, the lunch box sorted out those gifts, but they were actually some special ingredients and sauces from his hometown-this foodie.Finally, the lunch box found the only inorganic thing from the pile of food, the latest version of children's anti-wolf anklets. It is said that except for the name of anti-wolves, all styles are the most fashionable decorations, but it is a bit expensive, ordinary people I am reluctant to buy it... You must know that in this technologically advanced society, if such a bad thing happens, the city police robots will be dispatched immediately. Who would take the risk of playing this?If you really have an idea, go to play the anti-true game, it will not break the law, it will be cool.

Therefore, this anti-wolf accessory with a bit of a bad taste and low practicality is positioned as a special luxury.

Yan, however, was very satisfied with the last one. He combed the child's curly hair lightly with his slender fingers: "Don't be angry with him, he has never been malicious."

The lunch box curled its lips. If he was really angry, the chrysanthemum would have swollen off one side of the ball by now. Also, what is the anti-wolf software that is swollen? !

Yan was well prepared for the child's resistance. From getting along with him in the past few months, he understood that the child's occasional arrogance and awkwardness (wrong, it needs to be coaxed), so he didn't take much effort to let the child wear this Anti-wolf anklet, a silver bell anklet, every time you walk, there will be a crisp bell ringing, adorned on the child's white and tender ankle, especially cute and cute, once again defeated by those blue and gold eyes The child was kneeling on the ground, with tears streaming down his face, beating the ground unhappily—why, why, why, he clearly stopped looking at those eyes, why did he still get tricked?

The new semester is coming quietly in this harmonious and joyful atmosphere.

When the lunch box walked into the classroom, the skirt fluttered, the curly hair buns on the left and right, the little star clips pinned on the buns, and the silver rings on the ankles, like a comet hitting the earth, the voice of surprise Create a thousand layers of waves and rush towards the numb lunch box that has accepted the setting.

The mixed-race tablemate of Rainbow Star was shocked: "Lunch box, so you are a girl? That's great, let's be best friends."

"..." The lunch box almost sprayed Qicai's face with a mouthful of Ling Xiao's blood... Best friend, your sister!

The teacher is very distressed about the lunch box. This transvestism is really disturbing.

The lunch box went online again on the first weekend after school started. In this semester, Yan was still working as a hard worker, and the lunch box started to live a regular life again, attending classes, cooking, and sleeping, so he could only go online again on weekends.

After the lunch box finished the routine, Chrysanthemum was not online, and there was probably training, and then the lunch box changed roles.

[Battleship System] Player 'Ermi' boards the ship.

[Battleship Public Channel] Player Ermi puffed up his cheeks, poked the corner of his mouth with one hand, looked up at everyone at a 45-degree angle, and said softly, "Good morning, sisters and brothers, do you miss me?"

After a brief silence, the channel exploded again.

[Aha~ Why do I feel a sense of comfort all over my body? What happened to the depression a while ago?Am I already perverted? ! ]

[About [-] being an infectious disease or something, am I going to say it casually? ]

[Second Young Master Er Young Master, where have you been? I miss your voice and smile so much. ]

Liang Yin: [I haven't been online for so long, I thought you were AFK. ]

Lei Hu: [Don't talk so much, let's fight, I've been suffocated for a while, let's have a good time. ]

Ermi: [Ah ha ha ha, I recently went to maintain the peace of the universe, and I'm a little busy, so hang up PK immediately. ]

So much cuter:[……]

[Private chat] So cute: Thinking of your prototype and seeing you committing a crime like this, my heart is bleeding.

[Private chat] Ermi: Thinking of your prototype and seeing how cute you are, my game room is already soaked in blood.

[Private chat] Much cuter: Damn it!Get out of here, you little brat!

[Private chat] Ermi: Shemale!Go play.

While arguing and hanging up the PK, the lunch box first fought with Lei Hu, and then inevitably had a fight with cute little kids and transvestites, and then went to choose other PK targets.In a row full of challenge lists, Lunch Box suddenly saw the name 'Liang Yin' and couldn't take his eyes off it.

This Liangyin, the captain of his family, has never fought before. The statistics are very beautiful, and the lunch box is also very curious about what the golden steel drill's mech will be like, so he accepts the challenge decisively.

After accepting it, he immediately saw the figure of the captain with a particularly serious expression. He couldn't help but think of Yan and Wu Xipi. It seems that from the past to the present, there are always faces around him. There used to be subordinates, but now there are Fiance and superior?

Ermi: "Xiaoyou, captain, don't take it too seriously, I'm afraid."

Liang Yin: [Shut up, if you talk again, you will be thrown into a black hole. ]

"..."

[Battleship public frequency]

[Look, Captain Bright Silver is definitely the queen. ]

[Oh, how smug is this temperament, can the captain bear it? ]

[Hey, how strong our captain is, we can bear this interest! ]

[Yeah, shake S with shake M, shake it, mortal. ]

Bright Silver: […]

captain:[……]

When counting down to enter the battle field, the lunch box received a private message.

[X1111 lottery number] Why didn't you reply to my winning information!

These days, liars are more arrogant than victims.

The lunch box shook his head, and replied: [Get out, you liar, I will blow you up again! ]

In the X1111 development department, the public screen used super large fonts to announce the passionate reply of the lunch box in front of everyone. Everyone silently looked away, not daring to look directly at the livid face of their doctor.

"Liar?" Danqing narrowed his long and narrow eyes even more, and waved his long hand, full of decisive clang: "Go, you all go to send out the winning information until he believes it!"