[Mecha] Armor piercing overnight

What is Jinjiang?That is the place known as the world's largest female literature base!

Three thousand small suspenders in the harem, and the number of signed authors is still increasing at an average rate of several hundred per month.Although most of them are female writers, there are not all male writers like Zeng Xiaoxian who hang around in a little pink vest. Like the toad and other gods who hang out at the starting point before, who hasn't practiced a little in it? No., a huge novel with only a few million words is basically not published after 10,000+ words. After all, there are not many girls in Jinjiang who like this.

As the former Jinjiang Little Pink Writer, Zeng Xiaoxian is honored, and Jinjiangwen is covering the sky on the Tanmei edition of various forums, isn't it—this is also due to someone from him, Zeng.You can imagine the excitement he felt when he suddenly heard someone ask such a question in Yixing. He almost wanted to hug the person who asked the question tightly and spend three days and three nights to learn what he knew. Make a masterpiece—the name is "Jinjiang, a piece of black history", and then complain to him affectionately.

But when he saw the young lady lying on his stomach under the driver's seat, he was speechless. Isn't this reader too young?

Zeng Xiaofen thought that it was early enough for her to enter the danmei circle at the age of 12, but the one in front of her... I don't know if it's okay at the age of five!Are you starting to read at this age?He can understand [cucumber] [chrysanthemum] [cornel] [hey!Do these require a certain amount of nurturing and outstanding imagination to understand the profound meaning of the words?Like [a white light flashed in front of his eyes, and he disarmed in his big palm as soon as his waist softened...] This kind of sentence doesn't look like an orgasm, it's more like a little JJ has passed through a sentence, let alone a five-year-old child can I can't understand, even if we are older, we can only beat the table and shout in the centralized Tucao post: "LZ come back soon, this week I count on this post to live!!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian still remembers the Wang Group that was about to go bankrupt just because of the cold weather. If he told this tragedy to the young Mrs. Zheng who was looking up at him on the ground, he would not realize the author's good intentions. .

Xiaozheng got up from the ground, handed the communicator to Zeng Xiaoxian, and asked the question again, "What is Jinjiang?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at his serious face and didn't know how to answer him.Xiao Zhengtai has a delicate and lovely face, and a pair of big orange eyes that look like orange-flavored candies. When he looks at you with serious eyes, you can't help but want to hold his eyes Face, lick it and taste it or something.In order to avoid being so impolite and doing such a thing, Zeng Xiaoxian had no choice but to look away restrainedly, raise his gaze a little higher, and land on the little head in front of him that looked like it was covered with white feathers——

Oops, my hand moved QAQ uncontrollably!

This instinct to paw at something cute and fluffy like a cat seeing a shaking object is so annoying! !

The earthling quickly pressed his right hand that was about to move with his left hand, smiled awkwardly at Xiaozheng who was waiting for his answer, and then found that his two hands became restless.

Zeng Xiao Xian:"……"

He reacted quickly by raising his legs to suppress his hands, sat upright like a primary school student, and cut off his lines preemptively before the young lady frowned and asked the same question for the third time , said seriously, "Let's not talk about this first, um, why don't you tell brother how you got in first?"

At the same time, Zeng Xiaoxian shed tears of emotion in his heart——

QAQ, that's great, he hit the point perfectly...

Just imagine, in a closed environment that can only be opened from the inside, how a cute child opened the door of the cockpit without alarming Zeng Xiaoxian, and then quietly crawled under his chair Did you catch the communicator?This is really puzzling, it is too unscientific!

Zeng Xiaoxian was secretly looking forward to the reveal of the answer. He thought that the little Zhengtai in front of him would give an answer that would shock the audience, but unexpectedly, the little brows were wrinkled even tighter, and two deep grooves were about to be squeezed out on it. .Xiao Zhengtai stood between the driver's seat and the console, looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with a serious expression, and said, "Didn't you put me in it?"

The earthlings choked on their own saliva, beat their chests and coughed: "Ahem... I, I put you in?!"

QAQ, brat, don’t talk nonsense, this program is open to the whole army, if people mistakenly think that he is a human trafficker who killed thousands of knives, then it would be inappropriate...

Fortunately, the communicator was broken in time, the earthlings thought while covering their wounded hearts with the face of the rest of their lives.

The young lady in front of her showed no remorse at all, her big orange eyes were still looking at Zeng Xiaoxian so seriously, her pink lips parted and closed, and she accused: "You put me in such a small cup, and just now I got it on the ground and almost broke it, how can you pretend that nothing happened, you have to be responsible."

Zeng Xiaoxian caressed his chest, feeling happy, pointed at the broken cup on the ground, and said, "You said I put you in the cup and brought you in?"

Xiaozheng pursed her lips and nodded, Zeng Xiaoxian immediately let out a nervous haha, patted the console and shouted, "The one I planted in the cup is a strawberry, okay?! You are such a big boy, how could I put You put it in a cup and bring it in———!”

When he slapped the console, he didn't know what key he hit with his claws, so the soldiers who were listening to "Your Moon, My Heart" on time in the cockpit heard the host's loss of control after the devil's clerk's random laughter. "Where is my strawberry?! Where is my little strawberry?! Why did the one lying on the ground suddenly disappear? Could it be that you sneaked it into your mouth and ate it when you got up from the ground!" !"

Outside the surveillance screen, I just switched to the speaking channel, sat on the command chair and smiled sinisterly at the enemy king for a while. Secretary S’s smile froze, listening to Zeng Xiaoxian yelling in the channel [you eat strawberries It doesn’t matter if you go on, why don’t you let the leaves and roots go?], it’s the first time I regret setting the control authority in the mecha to the highest level in the whole base.Ming Jia, who was practicing dodging in the mech, showed a slightly surprised look, watching the closed communication system in the cockpit automatically turn on, and heard a childish voice from the speaker saying: "...I didn't, you put it on. I brought it in, I hated the cup, still the original helmet was comfortable."

The original helmet?Nick, who was performing routine maintenance on his mecha, climbed above the cockpit, listened to the child's voice coming from the external speaker, and touched his chin: "Are you talking about me?"

Sitting in his mecha, waiting expressionlessly for some enemy who would come to his door every night to make sarcastic complaints, Secretary Kent stared suspiciously at the speaker on the left, because the communicator turned on by itself Then the voice of Zeng Xiaoxian, who had been missing for a long time, came out from inside.

The people on Earth roared hysterically, as if they were greatly stimulated: "...Don't pretend I don't believe it, how could there be Selders in the Inset barracks!!"

Lucifer opened the cockpit door, put his legs on the console, rested one hand behind his head, and stroked the shivering pet on his lap like a kitten with the other, showing a [I'm going, I'm so sorry] to the starry sky. Can't get you]'s smile, in the midst of Zeng Xiaoxian's roar, he said casually: "You yourself are not a Femul who stays in the Inset barracks, bastard..."

While thinking about how his whereabouts would be discovered and worrying whether the earthlings would be choked again, the red-haired emperor took the communicator on his right and simply sent a call request.Zeng Xiaoxian was roaring happily at first, when the mechanical sound of a call request suddenly appeared in his ears, which immediately satisfied the owner's worries, he bent down coughing, and pressed his right hand on the console——

"The command is passed, ZBMKSL welcomes everyone to this chat channel, happy chatting."

Now even Zeng Xiaoxian stopped coughing, withdrew his trouble-causing claws from the console in a panic, and stared at the blinking light button indicating that the call was in progress, as if seeing a flamendo.

After a brief silence, the voice of Mingjia, who gave the impression of being as silent as the night, first rang out in the chat channel.Compared with his always dressed in black, his voice was as clear as a river flowing quietly under the moonlight. The king of Inset asked his clerk in a tone that could not detect anger: " Leonardo, what's going on with this chat channel."