[Mecha] Armor piercing overnight

By the lake, two people sat on a stone after washing their clothes.

The surrounding area of ​​the salt lake is very quiet, except for the officers of the logistics department, few people will come here.

Zeng Xiaoxian squinted his eyes to feel the wind blowing from the lake. He didn't wear a hat, so his short hair was energetically flying in all directions. After coming here, the bangs that grew a lot were slightly trembling.He was feeling that it would be good if someone helped share the work, but suddenly he heard the person next to him lazily say: "Well, I'm a little hungry."

As soon as Zeng Xiaoxian heard this lazy tone that was different from usual, he knew that Lucifer was being worn again...Wait, it doesn't seem right to say that.After all, in theory, he is the one who controls this body.Before he had time to look back and run away, the black-haired and black-eyed Lucifer the Great grabbed his collar and slid down from the stone like a chicken, put him beside him, and kicked his military boots to him, "put your shoes on Come on, I'll take you to find something to eat."

To be honest, Zeng Xiaoxian is a little afraid of Lucifer who has turned into a black body. This may be the aftereffect of being put on the neck with a knife when he woke up last time.But usually the black body doesn't come out too much, so he can stay with the albino body at ease.Standing on the ground with bare feet, the people on earth looked at Emperor Lucifer who was bending over and wearing military boots, and said struggling, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, can I not, not go..."

After putting on the black boots, Lucifer kept bending over and looked sideways at him. His face was so beautiful—it was such a mess that it was enough to crush the weak rationality of the people on earth.The emperor raised his eyebrows, and Zeng Xiaoxian immediately bent over to put on his shoes, "Hey, I've longed for you to come out, so where are we going today?"

The corner of Lucifer's mouth twitched, and suddenly he looked seven points handsome and three points evil. He put on the silver buckle on the edge of the military boots, straightened up and patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder: "Little thing, follow me, the benefits are indispensable to you."

Zeng Xiaoxian was taken aback by this kind of offensive style that appeared frequently in danmei novels. He felt the hairs on his back stand on end, but he didn't dare to raise any objections. He quickly put down his trousers, put on his military boots, and followed Lucifer Go to the woods.

As mentioned earlier, Saild on this side of the canyon is a plant kingdom, and all its subjects are plants that can absorb carbon dioxide and then emit oxygen.Therefore, food has always been a serious problem for Femul people who want to marry here.Eating meat alone is not enough. The human body must take in a certain amount of vitamins, cellulose, and various sugars provided by vegetables and fruits in order to have a balanced nutrition and live a healthy life.

…Otherwise there is a good chance of death from constipation. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Where the Femuls and Insets live there is no such restriction, but it is different when it comes to Selde.The principle that the Seld people uphold is absolutely - if the plants are not willing, then no one is allowed to touch them.It is treasonous for them to touch any part of them without the permission of their ancestors.But most of the plants on the Lancang planet are actually similar to their counterparts on the earth. They can't change shape, can't talk, at most they just grab some animals like Zeng Xiaoxian to eat whatever they want. 【Hello!

Therefore, if you don't want to die from constipation, the best way is to find the partner and then go there, the partner will naturally solve this problem.Anyway, as long as the plants are willing to do this kind of thing, it’s another matter. There are still people on this planet who like to be farmers... By the way, small local farmers’ markets are also blooming like supermarkets specializing in alien food.

[In short, I still hope that the objects I find are delicious plants, and the domestic ones can be eaten without worry. 】The average lifespan of Saild people is too long to see the edge, but because of the war, their people are constantly dying.Some died directly on the battlefield where the flames of war raged—such as the previous Great Emperor, while others were seriously injured and died after several years of treatment—such as the previous Great Emperor.

Their souls returned to the embrace of the gods, leaving their soulless bodies behind, turning back into plants, rooted in the soil of Lancang Star, growing and dying like all ordinary plants, until the last trace left in the world.

On the land south of the canyon, countless heroic spirits were buried. Wherever the flames of war spread, the soldiers were buried there. There were no tombstones, no crosses, only patches of verdant forests, inhabiting their bodies...

So on the first day, after taking Zeng Xiaoxian to bake potatoes and eat all the ripe berries near the battlefield, Lucifer once told him with a melancholy expression that what they just dug was the ancestral grave of the Saild royal family.

"Seven great emperors were buried here, including my grandfather who was originally a grapevine." Lucifer said with narrowed eyes. If there were no grape seeds stuck to his beautiful lips, this scene would definitely look more touching.

Zeng Xiaoxian knew that he was out of tune, but he never thought that he would be so out of tune, so after hearing this, his expression remained dull.

Lucifer was sad for a while, then showed a gnawing smile, looked sideways at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was a head shorter than him, and asked like a big devil who specializes in buying souls, "How is it, the grapes just tasted good, right?"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "..." Six points are not enough to express his feelings, he must use twelve.

However, people on Earth are the most resistant species in the universe, digging up ancestral graves and eating people's ancestors, Zeng Xiaoxian became proficient after doing it secretly a few times.Even Lucifer just watched him drop the coconuts one by one with the corners of his mouth curled up, his movements were nimble like an aborigine in a tropical area.

After throwing it down about four or five times, Zeng Xiaoxian wiped the sweat off his forehead with one hand, while his legs were still clamped tightly to the tree trunk, he lowered his head and shouted to Lucifer who was waiting at the bottom: "Enough—— -Yet--"

The blackened Lucifer crossed his arms, seemed to find it very interesting, and imitated him and shouted in a drawn-out voice: "Enough——"

The deep and moving voice lifted slightly at the end, touching Zeng Xiaoxian's heart like a gorgeous feather fan, and his hands trembled hopelessly.

With this shake, the person almost fell from the tree.

"Oh——" Zeng Xiaoxian rushed back, hugging the thick tree trunk tightly, his cat-like eyes were full of shock.

Lucifer narrowed his eyes, and said to Zeng Xiaoxian under the tree: "Come down."

Zeng Xiaoxian looked down and felt that the coconut tree that he had climbed up without much effort suddenly grew taller. The glaring height difference made him tremble with fear, so he closed his eyes and hugged the tree tightly: "I don't !"

Lucifer: "..."

The people on Earth still had the dizziness of that moment in their minds, and they refused to open their eyes to look, so they heard the people below say coolly, "Okay, then you can hang it on the top to dry, if you are not familiar with it, don't let it dry." come down."

Zeng Xiaoxian: "QAQ..."

He opened his eyes a little, and still felt that his fear of heights was continuing to attack, but due to excessive force, his hands and feet had already begun to weaken.He was hanging on the tree like a koala, weeping two lines of lasagna tears, staring at his paws that were about to cramp, "Hey, can we not do this, Your Majesty?"

Lucifer kicked the tree trunk with his toe, and the slight vibration spread from under the tree to Zeng Xiaoxian's arms, and the blackened emperor still said the same words: "Come down."

Just as Zeng Xiaoxian was about to say something, he heard him casually add below, "Don't hesitate, just jump off like this, I'll follow."

The corner of the Earthman's mouth twitched, and he suddenly remembered a material that was often used when writing essays in high school.

The material is about a cheating story about a hard-working child who forced a child to fly a kite with his black-bellied old man. The girls from the Celestial Dynasty have probably seen it before, but the girls from Baodao may be relatively unfamiliar.

Anyone who has ever flown a kite knows that the most important thing about flying a kite is to be happy, and you can’t force things like disconnecting the string.When the story happened, the broken kite was hanging on the wall.The hard-working child dragged a ladder, volunteered to climb up just like Zeng Xiaoxian just now, and successfully got the mission props.However, just when he took out the city return scroll (?) and was about to go back to the main city to wait for his father, a tragedy happened.

His dark and handsome old man stood under the high wall, opened his arms to him, and said something similar to Lucifer: "Baby, jump down, Daddy will follow you."

The hard-working child's eyes lit up immediately, and he jumped down with a cheer without even thinking about it.To use a more literary figure of speech, he threw himself into his father's arms like a happy bird, and then—

His dad flashed.

The ground was bloody and bloody, the sad BGM sounded along with the subtitles, and the whole play ended... no wonder!

Under normal circumstances in the three-dimensional dimension, when a child falls from a wall two or three meters high, whether it lands on the face first or the buttocks first, the above-mentioned development is the most reasonable—but he doesn’t.Zeng Xiaoxian, who was still in the second year of senior high school, used this material in the Chinese test paper of "Write a composition of no less than 800 characters on the theme of trust", while complaining about such illogical things.

After the hard-working child fell to the ground with the kite in his hand, he burst into tears immediately.His dark and handsome father walked over slowly, smiling gently: "Baby, let's do it again. Get up now, climb up and jump again, this time Dad will definitely catch you."

No matter how stupid the brat was, he wouldn't listen to his old man this time, but when he was glared at by the tall and elegant man, he immediately softened up, sobbing as he climbed up the ladder, and jumped down as if he was dead.This time, his father caught him, and said to the tear-stained little boy earnestly, "Look, you can't even believe your father's words. Who else in this world should you believe?"

... So Dad, what do you want to do?

Do you want to raise your son to be a skeptic, or do you want him to turn his back on the whole world and only look at you with innocent eyes forever?

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but get dark.

While praying that Lucifer would not play such a foolish game, he exhausted his last strength and reached out to pick off a coconut that was as big as a baby's head, thinking that if he died, he would have to take a backrest (...) , the whole fell backwards: "I—come—here!! You catch me——"